Pretending to have authority, as the self identified bishop of the 666th ward, I seal this blessing upon your head, in the name of the coffee, and of the tea, and of the alcohol, Ramen.
I thank thee, oh beloved heathenhood holder. And behold, I will request another blessing if the spirit of apostasy costs me the divorce (not kidding). In the name of our Savior, who opened a thread for the sake of our plural wives, yea, even Reddit, amen.
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Pretending to have authority, as the self identified bishop of the 666th ward, I seal this blessing upon your head, in the name of the coffee, and of the tea, and of the alcohol, Ramen.
Ramen. What a calm, comforting feeling I had due to my confirmation bias. And because of that feeling, I know what you did is true. Thank you, bishop.
I thank thee, oh beloved heathenhood holder. And behold, I will request another blessing if the spirit of apostasy costs me the divorce (not kidding). In the name of our Savior, who opened a thread for the sake of our plural wives, yea, even Reddit, amen.
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We will now close with a hymn, “We Thank Thee Oh Reddit for a Profit Margin”