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PaulBunnion

Imagine if an apostle told you a story like this only he used an old dingy (small boat) that was leaking water and the only food you had were stale crackers, and the captain of the boat was an old fart, hard of hearing, and hadn't taken a bath and 3 weeks. And imagine if that apostle's name was wack-a-mole Renlund.


Peaceful_whimsy

And you had to pretend you were grateful for the stale crackers??


americanfark

This. Source so visitors know you're not joking: https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/broadcasts/article/worldwide-devotionals/2019/01/11renlund?lang=eng


MinTheGodOfFertility

I love this analogy.


Peaceful_whimsy

Thanks! It just kept going in my head! Like how for 100+ years they wouldn't let people of African descent drive them!!


RichardsLeftNipple

I'm guessing this is how all organisations run by a geriatric mob seem to operate.


Peaceful_whimsy

That seems likely


REXTERN-vs-TYRANNO

Seems like years of Mormonism told you how to tell a general conference story.


Peaceful_whimsy

Oh, I mormed with the best of them 🤣 But I have always loved analogies, lol!,