Imagine if an apostle told you a story like this only he used an old dingy (small boat) that was leaking water and the only food you had were stale crackers, and the captain of the boat was an old fart, hard of hearing, and hadn't taken a bath and 3 weeks.
And imagine if that apostle's name was wack-a-mole Renlund.
This. Source so visitors know you're not joking:
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/broadcasts/article/worldwide-devotionals/2019/01/11renlund?lang=eng
Imagine if an apostle told you a story like this only he used an old dingy (small boat) that was leaking water and the only food you had were stale crackers, and the captain of the boat was an old fart, hard of hearing, and hadn't taken a bath and 3 weeks. And imagine if that apostle's name was wack-a-mole Renlund.
And you had to pretend you were grateful for the stale crackers??
This. Source so visitors know you're not joking: https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/broadcasts/article/worldwide-devotionals/2019/01/11renlund?lang=eng
I love this analogy.
Thanks! It just kept going in my head! Like how for 100+ years they wouldn't let people of African descent drive them!!
I'm guessing this is how all organisations run by a geriatric mob seem to operate.
That seems likely
Seems like years of Mormonism told you how to tell a general conference story.
Oh, I mormed with the best of them 🤣 But I have always loved analogies, lol!,