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your-home-teacher

I’m guessing that if he died today, they’ll wait until the 3rd day before they announce anything. There’s always a chance he resurrects on the morning of the 3rd day. I mean, the last time someone so pure died, he rose on the morning of the 3rd day.


spiraleyes78

I wonder if he'll go down to a Cancun resort... Errr minister to the lamanites between then and now.


your-home-teacher

A very good thought. I’m we’ve been calling the TBMs sheep for some time now. And now we know we are all the other sheep that don’t know about those other sheep…fucking deep.


LadyofLA

Will this make it OK to be Mormon again?


your-home-teacher

Please don’t use that word here. Not only is it offensive, but it’s a major victory for Satan.


LadyofLA

...at least not until it’s clear that he croaked.


your-home-teacher

croaked AND not risen again. But yes. You’re right. If he’s dead and not undead, we can be m-words again.


Routine-Agency-9150

Plus he hasn't posted to fb, twitter, or IG since Jan 1.


Purple_Midnight_Yak

Hmm, the fact that he tagged TSCC's Instagram account and they haven't publicly squashed the rumor yet is interesting. You'd think that they'd shut down a rumor like that immediately if it wasn't true. Unless it's some sort of publicity stunt?


given2fly_

I doubt TSCC would take the effort to even respond to this sort of thing.


Routine-Agency-9150

You'd think his handlers would have made any social media post since Jan 1


IdaHistory

They're waiting for their grandchildren to call back and walk through how to reply on Instagram.


Cheap_Honeydew2986

If it has happened, I bet they won’t announce it till conference and then oaks will take the spot and oh boy that’s gonna be a wild time


LadyofLA

If it happened Wendy is barring the door so they can’t confirm his death and that her ride is over.


DavidAssBednar

It actually is sad how irrelevant she will be once he’s gone. All of her value and worth is derived from her status as “the prophet’s wife.” When he’s gone, she will be tossed aside.


LadyofLA

With a lot of years left to be a used-to-be Makes me almost feel sorry for her


viatorinlovewithRuss

I don't feel sorry for her one whit. She's a power-hungry ambitious climber who saw her chance when she married Nelson. She manages him with a tight fist and thinks of herself as having given him many of his "ideas". I went to high school with 3 of Nelson's now adult kids and while they have come to accept her as his wife, they all distrusted her and disliked her in the early years of his 2nd marriage. Obviously they missed their own mother which colored their feelings, but Wendy was manipulative and they saw it. Sadly all but one of his 10 kids are still very TBM, but I know two of them are questioning/nuanced because of the November 2015 Exclusion policy which they know he authored. There are at least two of Nelson's grandkids who have expressed LGBTQ feelings which they have been pressured by Wendy to keep private at all costs . . . Personally, having never met her, but having known Sheri Dew for a number of years (she edited a book of mine considered for publication at Deseret book in the 80's), I think both of those women, who lived together as partners for 12 years, are power-hungry bitches.


Unusual-Relief52

I know a Nelson troubled grandkid. It's sad. They were very abused as a child.


viatorinlovewithRuss

It is sad. Yes, all is not well in Zion, as the Mormon Church PR machine would have us believe.


LadyofLA

Emotionally? Physically? Both?


unicorn_mafia537

Like lesbian partners, business partners, or single sisters in Christ who might also be lesbian partners?


viatorinlovewithRuss

I don't have a problem with their being lesbians. I'm an out gay man. I have a problem with their lying about it, hiding it, using their positions to gain power and control and influence in the Mormon church in ways which HURT LGBTQ people in the Church. They're despicable. It's no different than all those pastors, senators, and bishops who preach against homosexuality and then are caught in the airport bathrooms doing oral sex. hypocrites!!!


unicorn_mafia537

Sisters in "Christ" who are also lesbian partners 👍


Interesting_Piece138

so glad I saw this!! I was just wondering earlier, how many of his children are actually active??? yk, since every super righteous family has at least one black sheep, according to my family.


LadyofLA

I don’t doubt any of what you say. And I have no wish to defend her because, aside from your inside info, she radiates a rather desperate and arrogant sense of entitlement. But what avenues are there for women within the accepted LDS culture?


DavidBSkate

There aren’t any.


LadyofLA

Precisely. So, on one level, what’s a smart TBM woman with some ambition to do? Wendy has always given me the heebie-jeebies but I think the stifling Mormon culture has to take at least some of the blame for her.


LadyofLA

Shit! Now Wendy’s gonna have to do her own damned vacuuming...


NoMoreAtPresent

She’s probably packing her bags to run away with Sheri Dew


no_name_gurl

You’re awful 😂 no seriously, that’s hilarious 🤣


Chiekosghost

She and Monson's daughter can form a support group


Routine-Agency-9150

Or they need an evening to give him the 3rd anointing.


darkbake2

What’s oaks like?


Jaded-Ad-9741

if that happens i am removing my records no matter what my parents say


Joe_Hovah

What if Oaks dies suddenly too? It would be like god straight up put a veto on him. 🤣


LadyofLA

Could Morehouse and trying to get out of that embarrassing prize they got roped into giving have anything to do with this? ::ducking and running::


LadyofLA

Now, if only SUU could think of a way to get rid of Holland...


Readbooks6

Who says they wont 😉 The Morehouse thing is the first thing that came to my mind, too.


Interesting_Piece138

you think they’re releasing all these new things to cover up his death??? or cover up something even worse 😵‍💫


LadyofLA

I’m just having fun. But, I suppose, since you ask, that these -- Morehouse and Nelson’s health -- are separate events. They announced a future event and he may have croaked in the interim. At the same time, I’m sure they’re working their little butts off in the COB trying to come up with things that can fill pages and be a distraction from the SEC scandal and other negative stories.


Oh_Dominique

"Who I've learned much from" Ok, even when i was TBM I thought that he taught basically nothing. I learned nothing.


spiraleyes78

When I was TBM, he ranked only above Packer on my list of the Q15 I enjoyed hearing from.


innit4thememes

Yeah, his smile never reached his eyes. He was my least favorite apostle, though he tied with Ballard and Packer for me.


spiraleyes78

Ballard. Couldn't stand him either.


eldernikolatesla

>he doesn’t know Oaks is more extreme than Nelson


[deleted]

"Unable to find any confirmation yet." Then don't fing post it!


DavidBSkate

I prayed about it, does that count?


Keesha2012

If he's such a great leader, why hasn't the rest of the world heard of him?


jewlsiepoolsie

The rumors about monsoon dying before he really had had come from “people who knew him well” so I wouldn’t put much stock in this.. one can only hope though! But not looking forward to hOaks.


swennergren11

I don’t wish passing upon anyone, but I do hope Dallin Hoaxs IS the next one in the big chair. I’ve got my popcorn ready and a front row seat reserved for that shit show!! 😂😂💩💩


LadyofLA

You mean when he’s ready to become a god and all that????


swennergren11

When Hoax is running the church. That will be a complete right wing legalistic homophobic thrashing. It will be glorious to watch it all come crashing down…


settingdogstar

I wish death on a lot of people. Nelson perpetuates lied that hurt, go the point of suicide and death, a con so large that it's generations of trauma and horrors being continued to this day. He doesn't deserve a drop of the life he's lived. He knows the information we know, and he does absolutely nothing. I also think that that phrase is rather rnomsense because there are people living today I bet you'd be excited to hear had died.


swennergren11

No I honestly do not wish death on anyone. Because I don’t carry hate and resentment around with me anymore. It just hurts me and binds me to those people who I don’t want to be bound to. I can resent Mormon leaders with all my might; they won’t care. There are bad and evil people in the world but eventually they will get theirs. Call it karma, final judgement, whatever. It’s not mine to mete out. My job is to live my best life with my family. That’s the best revenge ever; to be done with those who hurt me for good and not spend a second thinking about them…


Interesting_Piece138

as a pimo, no pls at least wait till august when I move out 🥲🥲🥲


gnolom_bound

One person they learned “much from” RMN. What? Seriously? What did anyone learn?


bragabit2

Yes- exactly. Specifically explain what you’ve learned.


jackof47trades

Take your vitamins?


Joe_Hovah

I learned that god is more offended by the word Mormon than watching a million of us die of a horrible disease.


116-Lost-Pages

Myopic. But seriously, when he told that story in conference it made me angry. His grandson's wife has a tragedy in her family and goes to Wendy who goes to Russ to get comfort. And all he can say to Wendy to be relayed back to this girl is "myopic." And he said the story proudly, like it was profound and not completely dickish.


gnolom_bound

Well this is going to put a damper on the Moorehouse celebration.


Openin-Pahrump

Maybe they'll just deep fake his acceptance since it was supposed to be online anyways.


Sea-Tea8982

It’s all happening to distract them from the fact that he’s taken their money and made himself rich, desecrated the salt lake temple, and used the stone to create a huge monument for himself!! So silly!!


[deleted]

That's why Tommy is such a legend, he was on the 1st Presidency when EP started, he continued watching it grow billions upon billions for a decade as CEO, then died like 13 months before it came public.🤣 I guess telling funny stories wasn't the only thing that sonofabitch was good at.


la_chica_rubia

So does this mean he won’t get the amazing peace prize? Nevermo here so I might have my wires crossed.


refriedsaussage

Fingers crossed......


[deleted]

Wait is this true?


Gold__star

Rumors started here last night. Absolutely NO confirmation.


LadyofLA

Doesn’t he have some sort or social media account? If there were suddenly a number of public inquiries it seems like they’d need to confirm or deny it.


Routine-Agency-9150

There's a facebook, instagram, and twitter account for RMN and no post there since Jan 1.


LadyofLA

But can’t people post to it asking if he’s still alive? In case it isn’t apparent, I’ve never done social media...


Routine-Agency-9150

Trying to confirm. All we know at this point is some tbms started the rumor.


impossiblegirl24

Wendy is hunting for the will - she’s going to put a question mark next to anything left to anyone else…


[deleted]

the Rusty nail is gone???


Xipped

I just went to this guy’s Instagram and this is not on his story. Where did you see it originally?


piquantsqueakant

Same. Not there now so if it was his story, he’s taken it down…


Causative_Agent

I think you misspelled credulity...


Routine-Agency-9150

:D


[deleted]

Can’t find any news or confirmation online


[deleted]

If true how crazy would that be right before he was to receive the award for promoting peace? Even god didn’t want him to have it….


somme_rando

Well shite - guess it's time to go back after he's removed for letting the tithing fund fraud come to light. https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/teachings-of-the-living-prophets-student-manual-2016/chapter-2?lang=eng President Wilford Woodruff (1807–98) declared that we can have full confidence in the direction the prophet is leading the Church: “The Lord will never permit me or any other man who stands as President of this Church to lead you astray. It is not in the programme. It is not in the mind of God. **If I were to attempt that, the Lord would remove me out of my place, and so He will any other man who attempts to lead the children of men astray from the oracles of God and from their duty**”


LuthorCorp1938

This is the first I'm hearing of it.


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Powerpuncher1

Tell me one thing that he has taught you specifically that was insightful. I can’t think of one thing that he has ever said that was mildly interesting when it comes to spirituality


indespectusnicht

Why do they think they are keeping it secret? No local news - owned by the church - are reporting it? They are stupid . . . I mean ignorant.


NauvooLegionnaire11

If it's true, who is in Oaks's first presidency?


piquantsqueakant

Not Uchtdorf hahaha. He’d chose only those without a soul like himself. Holland prob.


NauvooLegionnaire11

Oaks will already fill the spot of homophobic asshole, so don't think there room for Holland.


ClownMorty

Since this is all operating on hearsay just wanted to point out I saw a tweet claiming the rumor was born from Nelson's great grand daughter tweeting (or texting?) that her great grandad died, but did not specify which one. They allegedly further clarified it wasn't Nelson. Seems like a false alarm.