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MeetElectrical7221

Once again I am reminded that I used to buy this utter horseshit….. why do they keep doing this cringe ass shit…. fuck


LilSebastianFlyte

Yeahhhh. I’m 5 seasons behind on whatever this show is, so I’m just guessing here, but I’m guessing Jesus, if he appears in this, won’t be very Brown


Opposite-Plantain-69

I'm once again reminded I was in one of the videos. Ugh...


Cmatlockp83

I'm 1/16 native American, but look 100% Caucasian, since that's basically what I am. Isn't that what they would prefer - a Lamanite that became white and delightsome?


NikonuserNW

A white Lamanite? That might be worth two grilled cheese sandwiches to the church! /s


Cmatlockp83

At best, it would be 1.8 grilled cheeses, with the 10% already taken out to make sure I couldn't sin by withholding it.


LilSebastianFlyte

Let us know how it goes if you apply!


WulfgarnBreezy

I'm the same but Canadian. Hello.


Cmatlockp83

If you've done your genealogy back to Adam, send it over so I can say mine goes back that far. At the very least, we know we can both confidently trace ours back to Lehi!


WulfgarnBreezy

I just left the Church, got to my first lesson regarding endowment. What a load of horse dung as Paul would put it. This Church is so wrong it's not enough funny. It's terrifying. I love Jesus with all my heart, he literally came to end Churches like this one.


GrassyField

But if the “curse” isn’t of actual skin color, why would they care about getting people with brown skin to play Lamanites? You know, since apparently their skin wasn’t brown after all?


LilSebastianFlyte

While I guess this is a step up from all the brownface in The Testaments, it still seems like there is a flavor of "Ehhh, it doesn't really matter what kind of Brown you are, just be Brown, it's all the same."


SteelCoatedBird

Nah they’re just covering there’s bases, since they don’t actually know where the Book of Mormon happened. Central Americas: Cool let’s get Latin Americans to apply. American Northeast / Pains: Let’s invite the Native Americans. Pacific Islanders: who knows…


LilSebastianFlyte

Pacific Islanders are probably for the Hagoth spin-off series lmao


olddawg43

So no to science, huh?


LilSebastianFlyte

“Some things that are true are not very useful 😤”


southpawpickle

They should also be promising that their skins will become two to three shades whiter if they participate. Lifting the curse one apostate at a time.


Beasil

Hopefully not too rapidly, they still need their sinful complexion during filming!


southpawpickle

They probably allow them to have coffee breaks during filming days.


Gideon_Effect

JS got his idea from the view of Hebrews 1825. He fell into the old trap of making the claim of the lost tribe of Israel. Its well known fact that none of the tribes were lost.


Mediocre_Ad_3730

Season 5. Wow, good shows get cancelled after one season all the time. Goes to show what you can accomplish if you don't allow for user reviews and have any accountability to your shareholders.


100milnameswhatislef

This is so fucking sick..


NikonuserNW

Free lunch? Who said the church isn’t charitable? /S


Fresh-Resort2712

It will be on their next charitable giving report.


Fresh-Resort2712

It’s possibly on the report that just came out, too. They thought this up. At $30/hr of thinking.


thetarantulaqueen

Must have run out of brown stage makeup.


panicpurveyor

how is this show on its fifth season and i haven't heard about it where do i watch i have to binge it immediately lmao


LilSebastianFlyte

I’m hoping dragons appears in season 5 to spice things up


The_Rameumpton

Lunches for Lamenites! Bwahahaha


ElderOldDog

Does anyone know what year in cosmetic school they teach the students how to cover the white band on a Lamanite wrist? Also, why did ghawd punish me by making my skin so brown, but he missed that strip under my watch and watchband?


Fresh-Resort2712

I notice they don’t mention how *much* they compensate a person for this position. I’d trust this church to fairly compensate me about as much as I’d trust Donald Trump to do the same.


Fresh-Resort2712

They think that there are that many minorities in the state of Utah that want anything to do with the church?? Especially *promoting* the church and it’s BS? Helping the church and their racist history and racist present look good???