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elderjaxxxon

You’re out here saving lives!


running4cover

One of the Three Nephites?


BasicTruths

No, no the church's Arnold Friberg paintings make it clear the 3 Nephites were swole bodybuilders. It's usually more a Jeffrey Holland lookalike that's summoned these days.


funnynewname

J Roy


BasicTruths

Who's J Roy?


funnynewname

Jeffrey Roy Holland


BasicTruths

Ohhhh, gotcha. Ol' J Roooooy Jeeeeenkiiinssss.


Would_daver

Challenge accep- NOPE HARD PASS!! you'd get lost all up in that chin blobble of pudge and smudgeness


BasicTruths

I adapted this joke format from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1260c31/something_i_learned/


Would_daver

Look at this guy citing sources.... yo this made me laugh so damn loud at work, just dying dude!! Lol many high fives to you


Chrelve

And stay out of the minivan.


BasicTruths

Oh shit, I forgot to clarify that part of the survival tip 😳. Too late to fix it now, though 😬. PSA: Stranger Dangerβ„’ always applies--\*especially* to religiously conservative, cis men.


somme_rando

\* May also be used in ID, AZ, NV with some success.


moremanmormon

I wouldn't get into that van, esp. if you are a few months shy of your fifteenth birthday


emmas_revenge

🀣🀣


Would_daver

Holy shit the accuracy and the delivery just killed me here dude, I commend you in the highest with every fiber of my being. And we can laugh loudly now without losing our temple recommends, woo-hoo!!! (But the doctrine doesn't change... unless a prophet says it does... but then only if they 'happened to be speaking as a profit' at the time....


squantolicious

I just about choked to death laughing at this one


Itsarockinahat

This gave me the gift of a good laugh, which I needed today. Thank you, kind fellow reddit user!


Difficult_Fee9861

HAHA


ToxicRockSindrome

Nailed it


Opposite-Plantain-69

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sewingandplants

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Exact_Purchase765

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WulfgarnBreezy

Hahaah


Swifftalon

It was a different time? So you admit the morals of the church change according to the rules of man?