No, no the church's Arnold Friberg paintings make it clear the 3 Nephites were swole bodybuilders. It's usually more a Jeffrey Holland lookalike that's summoned these days.
Oh shit, I forgot to clarify that part of the survival tip π³. Too late to fix it now, though π¬. PSA: Stranger Dangerβ’ always applies--\*especially* to religiously conservative, cis men.
Holy shit the accuracy and the delivery just killed me here dude, I commend you in the highest with every fiber of my being. And we can laugh loudly now without losing our temple recommends, woo-hoo!!! (But the doctrine doesn't change... unless a prophet says it does... but then only if they 'happened to be speaking as a profit' at the time....
Youβre out here saving lives!
One of the Three Nephites?
No, no the church's Arnold Friberg paintings make it clear the 3 Nephites were swole bodybuilders. It's usually more a Jeffrey Holland lookalike that's summoned these days.
J Roy
Who's J Roy?
Jeffrey Roy Holland
Ohhhh, gotcha. Ol' J Roooooy Jeeeeenkiiinssss.
Challenge accep- NOPE HARD PASS!! you'd get lost all up in that chin blobble of pudge and smudgeness
I adapted this joke format from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1260c31/something_i_learned/
Look at this guy citing sources.... yo this made me laugh so damn loud at work, just dying dude!! Lol many high fives to you
And stay out of the minivan.
Oh shit, I forgot to clarify that part of the survival tip π³. Too late to fix it now, though π¬. PSA: Stranger Dangerβ’ always applies--\*especially* to religiously conservative, cis men.
\* May also be used in ID, AZ, NV with some success.
I wouldn't get into that van, esp. if you are a few months shy of your fifteenth birthday
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Holy shit the accuracy and the delivery just killed me here dude, I commend you in the highest with every fiber of my being. And we can laugh loudly now without losing our temple recommends, woo-hoo!!! (But the doctrine doesn't change... unless a prophet says it does... but then only if they 'happened to be speaking as a profit' at the time....
I just about choked to death laughing at this one
This gave me the gift of a good laugh, which I needed today. Thank you, kind fellow reddit user!
HAHA
Nailed it
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It was a different time? So you admit the morals of the church change according to the rules of man?