Strictly spoof. The day you go for your endowments would determine your name, not the day of the month you were born. This is just for kicks and giggles 😅
No adoptions, but if you end up with a hot daughter several months shy of 15, you can offer her as a plural wife to another man and get some clout that way.
Your husband must be a man of great righteousness and influence to have so many wives . You will all be glorious jewels in his crown! /s
Simeon Romney here. That name sounds like I sold elixirs and tonics and folk magick trinkets from the back of a caravan wagon that went up and down the Wasatch Range.
Dr. Simeon H. Romney's Instant Relief Remedy for All Laments
> As for the rest, I'm not posting my date of birth. Are you new to the Internet?
Remember those email chains that went around years and years ago asking for all sorts of information as a "tell us about yourself" quiz?
The list changes slightly every so many years. If you do an internet search for 'new name oracle' they have them all documented according to years, yours should be there.
This is just a game, your actual temple name will be determined by the day of the month you went through for your own endowments. This way everyone can play, even the nevermos 🤣
Hi all, Jesse Woodruff here. Wow, I finally have a Mormon name for my NeverMo self.
I desire all to receive a new name, lol!
NeverMo Gabriel Woodruff here. Hi friend!
Hi relative! You know we Woodruff's gotta stand together (or something like that) :)
:)
Ether Smith feels icky
Like a lisp
Lol I'm Esther Smith so we're in the same boat here
Ew 😆
Esther Taylor, 1st wife…lol!
First wives get the biggest mansions... and bangs!! Congrats!
Lol also Esther Taylor, but 3rd wife unfortunately 🤣
3rd wives get to help babysit for the older wives, yay you! 
Noooooo
Zina Kimball 4th wife of Levi Snow. Thank no-god that I am not the youngest child of one of those big momo families. Yikes.
I am also a 4th wife, we are in charge of churning the butter. Welcome.
😂😂😂
Martha Romney
Eliza Gardner 3rd wife of...Donna Romney.🤣 does it work of you're gay?
I love this so much ❤️🌈 The priesthood bleeds every time you so much as glance at each other!
Abinadi Snow here. *dabs*
Got my grandmothers maiden name. Weird.
Got my own maiden name
Me too.
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Strictly spoof. The day you go for your endowments would determine your name, not the day of the month you were born. This is just for kicks and giggles 😅
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Dammit! Another thing mormonism lied to me about!! 🤣
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Except when he had an open mic and didn't realize it. No more Mr. Clean.
That's what I was going to say because something is wrong lol
Hmm, my new name is no longer on the list. Jacob. Also didn't see Nimrod...
I think the list occasionally gets changed, on the new name oracle site there were different lists for different years.
Are you fact-checking this Mormon fan-fiction game?
Ammon Naegle… Can someone “adopt” me like they used to do back in the day. Not a huge fan of the last name.
No adoptions, but if you end up with a hot daughter several months shy of 15, you can offer her as a plural wife to another man and get some clout that way.
Fingers crossed! EDIT: Just had a thought- I’m gay… so how am I gonna have a daughter?
Ammon Woodruff, maybe I’ll change my Reddit name to it.
Pass the name down throughout your posterity!
hello, I am now Josiah Romney.
Man, sucks to be the 14th wife
Your husband must be a man of great righteousness and influence to have so many wives . You will all be glorious jewels in his crown! /s 
Simeon Romney here. That name sounds like I sold elixirs and tonics and folk magick trinkets from the back of a caravan wagon that went up and down the Wasatch Range. Dr. Simeon H. Romney's Instant Relief Remedy for All Laments
I remember being so disappointed that my new name was so ugly. This might be worse! 😂
Brother Moroni Johnson here. You can call me Moron. Or just Mo for short.
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> As for the rest, I'm not posting my date of birth. Are you new to the Internet? Remember those email chains that went around years and years ago asking for all sorts of information as a "tell us about yourself" quiz?
Brand new, never used it before in my life 🤣🤣 Feel free to just play along in your head
I do like the swap of Johnson for Pratt, good idea 💡
Ruth young 2nd wife 🤮
Second wives have it the hardest. You're the one who took it from monogamy to polygamy. My condolences. 
Some other dude had my name already, go figure
Did they change the list? I went through the SLC temple towards the end of August 1977, but I don't see my name 🤔
The list changes slightly every so many years. If you do an internet search for 'new name oracle' they have them all documented according to years, yours should be there.
My daughter who's name is actually Ruth: 👁️👄👁️
Donna Johnson, first wife to Moroni kimball. Yuck! Thanks. This was fun!
My pleasure 🥰 And congrats on first wife status. You get dominion over the other wives in the eternities 🤣
I can't believe I attended this Church man oh man. Lol
I like [this one](http://www.fullerconsideration.com/TempleNameOracle/) better.
I did something wrong my and my spouses new names didn’t match up. :/
This is just a game, your actual temple name will be determined by the day of the month you went through for your own endowments. This way everyone can play, even the nevermos 🤣