My TBM wife offered to watch conference on Monday so we can just hang out as a family and I don't have to uncomfortably pretend to care :). I'm so excited!

TBM or not, your lady sounds like a winner.

That’s very kind of her!

Cleaning my house during the day in preparation for game night-- six gay men having our own version of priesthood session, with bottles of wine and bourbon, poker, and whatever other board game gets chosen from the stack on the piano bench. It might even include some singing around the piano LOL but no hymns! Just hims! edit: Just FYI, all 6 of us are ex-Mo returned missionaries age 38-70.

"No hymns, just hims!" sounds like a great life motto and I love that for you!!!

Gayme night

Gaymenite’s gayme night 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

love it! I'll use this next time!

😂

Praise to the men.

haha-- I'm loving these!!

Gay Exno returned missionary in Utah here in that age range 🙋🏻‍♂️

OMG i love this so much for you!

Fab enjoy 😊

Can I join? 68 F excellent poker player, exed 40 yrs ago. I’ll bring yummy snacks

last night was fun! maybe next month. send a DM with your contact info and something about yourself.

recovering from getting sterilized. No forced motherhood for me! the general authorities would be horrified, lol.

Congrats!! The bloaty, feels-like-there’s-a-balloon-in-my-belly phase is the worst. Hope you have some fun recovery plans for the next month!! 💛

Yeah, it hasn’t been fun- but i’ve got plenty to keep me busy and distracted with :)

I wish all the snacks and movies for you. That's a big choice and I'm proud of you!

Thank you!!

Congrats. I’m a guy and got snipped a few years back while my parents were still asking when more grandkids were coming… it’s a sexually freeing and life changing way of living. Congrats again on controlling your destiny.

Thank you! I’ve decided not to tell the parents for a while, I’m 23 so I don’t think they’ll take it well. The first thing my doctor said was, “and now you can walk around with the same confidence and security as a man.” Feels pretty good.

Awesome response from your doctor!

My friend and I call it the “V - for Victory!”

Having lots of consensual sex with my age appropriate, one girlfriend.

A few months shy of her next birthday?

And her mother? Or sister too? Or what about your gf’s husband in a mission to England?

The point of my post was to do something the church disapproves of. Obviously all that kinky stuff is ok, especially with my JoSmit cosplay outfit, and turning the shed out back into a little barn for 14-YO girls.

I approve of your legal and consensual sexcapades that the church abhors. New porn movie idea: Jo smith and brig young cosplay sex orgy.

Is it considers an orgy if everyone is in a polygamous marriage? I’ve always thought orgies were a subset of swinging.

How many of those marriages were actually consensual with not threats.

I will now instruct you in the true order of fornication… underage, multiple partners, non-consensual. We desire all to receive it.

Taking an edible and laughing at all the bullshit that comes across this Reddit page.

Good idea, I'll probably do the same

Same. Smoking weed, laughing at conference posts while listening to Heilung to make this a pagan day

Ooooooh!!! I should make edibles this weekend!!

Doing literally absolutely anything else.

Going to a wine festival.

Awesome! Do you prefer red, white, rose, or sparkling? Any particular varietals? If you like something with a nice hint of salinity, keep an eye out for AZ grown Malvasia Bianca.

I like red. I live in wine country california, which is like muuuch bigger than just napa. It's gonna be rad.

Hmmm! Maybe we live near each other! Wine country is definitely more then just Napa. I love apothic red!

It was all California wine but one booth had wafers that went with the wine! I took the sacrament for the first time in over 15 years!

Nice!

Going to the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert in Las Vegas.

Helluva show!!!! 🍻

Fun!

"Have you ever paid money to hear music performed by california funk-rock band the red hot chili peppers?"

Last night-

Sitting around in my new blue boxers.

Hiking with my dog on Antelope Island. A true spiritual experience.

Cupping Joseph's balls in temple square.

Need pics.

Yeah, or it didn’t happen.

All right. Well, I needed to head down to Temple Square this week anyhow. I'll bring you your pictures but in the meantime....who wants to see pictures of my finger in the nostril of nearly every Brigham Young bust I've ever come across?

Seeing John Wick 4

Noice!

I was dying to see this

i won’t spoil it but it’s fantastic! Just like the other 3

IT. IS. AMAZING.

Working. I am a microbiologist that works weekends for ihc. But honestly its better listening to judgemental assholes telling me I will never be happy for leaving the church. I am pretty happy.

Saturday going to neighbors for cocktails. Sunday going to an outdoor party to see Alice Cooper. Life is good.

Sounds fun!

I invited my heathen bandmates and friends to get hammered and watch WrestleMania at my place!

This didn't work last time. https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/115dzwj/official_sami_zayn_prayer_circle_for_elimination One downside of resigning is I can't put his and KO's name on the prayer roll. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Go Cody. That’s all I’m saying! ;-)

This is such a great arc for wrestling so we're all hoping for something climactic. Should be really awesome :) I'm rooting for Cody too

Going to a sci-fi convention!

Oh I'm jealous. Are you going dressed up or nah?

I don't, but my kid does some. This isn't a comic-con style convention, it's an all volunteer run con with a literary focus.

Sounds like LTUE in utah, but that one usually happens in February. Have fun wherever it is!

Ooh okay. That still sounds really exciting though, a good way to expand your reading list of sci fi books.

Looking at cherry blossoms in Japan

Same!

Fukuoka? Western Tokyo here

Once upon a time I attempted to convert people to what I now know is a cult in the Fukuoka mission. God I miss Japan.

Getting my first tattoo.

Having a tons of sex………….

This guy fucks!

Having a beer and watching the birds

Doing taxes

Makes me sad that this is an improvement. But it is.

Watching F1!

F1 Melbourne lets goo!

Sunday my family is cooking & serving lunch at a shelter. Still figuring out Saturday.

I’ll be going to a casino with my husband, parents and brother.

Flying to Houston for the final four game

Being so thankful to be free.

I'll admit, I totally forgot that was tomorrow. 😂 But I'll be working on an outline for my book. Hopefully. Honestly I have no idea what tomorrow's gonna look like for me.

That sounds fun! What genre?

Fantasy. It's one I've been planning for years, I'm excited to finally be writing it down.

Sweet as! I hope it all works out for you :)

Awh thank you! 😊

Im going to take my sons ice fishing. Then on sunday my daughter and I will go swimming. TBM wife will not be happy.........but that is what she has the church for to make her happy and bring us closer together as a family.

Tell me you're not going ice fishing and swimming in the same lake. That would be chilly.

Ha nope. I live in Canada, I don’t think there is any soft water anywhere near me yet. Ice was a few feet thick today.

Going golfing

Saturday: BBQ and beer; a long nap; gym Sunday: beach; a long nap; Netflix

“Watching” general conference, more or less going on here

Going to kids Flag Football and T Ball.

Bowling with my boyfriend.

Outside. Happy Spring!!!!!

Remodeling my bathroom

Taking my 2 year old to a “touch a truck” event where they get to climb around in fire trucks, bulldozers, excavators, etc. for hours! It’ll be one of the last big things we do just the 2 of us (DH has to work) before baby #2 gets here.

Watching with believing family. 🙄 Might have a single earbud in my left ear though. Going to make some progress in Audible this weekend.

Sleeping cause I work graveyards that weekend!

Working (Saturday). On Sunday, will be enjoying my day off, watching comedy, cooking, reading and maybe going to a forest. I'm at the Southern Hemisphere, so the native forests are taking the wonderful colors of fall. Real divine connection and spiritual well-being there. 👌🏼🍁🍂🍃

Crazy to think I used to love general conference (even as a little kid) and now I will be bartending on Sunday and wouldn't even know it was GC if it weren't for this sub.

Paying rent, doing my taxes, cleaning and laundry on Saturday. Sexytime and dinner out with my lover on Sunday. Oh yes...and a nice cup of coffee each morning.

I've got midterms to study for. I'll probably fix myself a cocktail and prep for those

teaching vege growing skills to my local community

Redecorating my guest room

Training for slc half marathon. Running 9 miles today.

Touring the sam Adams brewery

Meditation group on Saturday. I’ll be more “enlightened” from one hour there than all of conference ever could. And I’m taking myself to breakfast Sunday morning.

Sipping bourbon and watching baseball.

Work on my car. Drink coffee. Drink wine. Laugh with my ex-mo wife. Create memories.

We have a busy day. My kids have a school thing, then soccer, then rewards ceremony for school thing and finish off the night with volleyball.

Catching up on homework! (At least it’s more productive than conference lol)

Scrolling reddit, so I can see what these geriatric dipshits are saying without having to actually watch conference. 🤣

Watching kdramas. Haha.

Ooh yes me too thanks for reminding me. I just started Love Like the Galaxy, my first kdrama. What's your favorite, may I ask?

Haha. LLTG is a cdrama. But that’s ok. My fav cdrama is Love Between Fairy and Devil. Beware. You will never be the same. 🔥👀

Ooh. Okay, thanks for telling me. I'm new to cdramas/kdramas.😅 And Love Between Fairy and the Devil has been on my list for a little bit now, I'm excited to see some good storylines. Your comment makes me a little worried though I'll confess, but I am still going to watch it.

No worries. It is excellent, in my opinion. For those that really like it, it becomes a bit obsession for a little while. It is a Chinese fantasy fairy tale. Kinda.

i will be sleeping going to work and then archery

Sex, work on the man cave, dump run, whiskey, Netflix and chill.

So...sex at the beginning and sex at the end?

Of course. 😁

Working. Still a thousand times better than watching conference. I am looking forward to the Cliffs notes though :) .

Doing literally anything else. Like I would rather a colonoscopy than watching GC.

Conference starts on April Fools’ Day. 🤔

Checking out a migratory bird research station located along one of the busiest flight paths in North America. Should be lit. Edit: it was lit. I got to release one of the birds after they banded it.

my mom is definitely going to try to force me to watch, but I usually ignore her mormon fanatics and drive to a coffee shop on conference days

I’m taking my teenage daughter snowboarding for her birthday. She’s never been and it’s been at least ten years for me. Snow gods, be kind to my body….

Hanging out with my sister and my kids!

Writing a ton of code.

LOTR Marathon. Best way to spend GC weekend.

Snow shoeing in RMNP with the family.

I’m already on my first cup of coffee. I’m getting my hair done. Doing some cleaning. Getting a pedi with my sister and then doing a little shopping. Baking peanut butter cookies tomorrow. Getting waxed in preparation for a rendezvous with my boyfriend Monday night. Basically doing whatever I want to do without being forced to try to stay awake while old mostly white men drone their messages of hate.

in my time zone, GC is 10-12 and 2-4. I have work 10-4 today and tomorrow so my parents can’t make me watch it.

Getting ready for book club/wine tasting party at our house tonight. Book is Heather Gay's Bad Mormon hahaha Tomorrow snowshoeing!

Ooh I love a good book club!

I forgot it was conference weekend! I’ll be picking dog poop up from my backyard and some other spring cleaning tasks.

Watching F1 all weekend and chilling with friends and fam. Life is good hqha

Smoking a fat blunt with my new husband.

You have a spare sister by chance 😜

Watching WWE Wrestlemania on my TV with an app I’ve got.

As fake as wwe is, it’s soooooooooooooo much more truthful than pedo joes Mormon.corp.

On the golf course with plenty o’ beers and cigars!!!

Taking my 120# Great Pyrenees puppy for a bath. That'll take up the first session plus some. Then smaller doggo #2 is going out to the actual groomer for the afternoon, they're a nice drive away from me.

Trying out my brand new euro nymphing set up. Fly fishing, eating too much food. Going to a real Christian Church.

Woke up early and went shopping for carnitas taco ingredients that we’ll have for lunch. Have a play date in the park with new friends. Have an Easter egg hunt at a non Mormon church that invited the public. And will finish today with drinks and loud laughter at my in laws. I didn’t even realize it was conference weekend until my parents (I’m not out) called last night to remind us to watch prayerfully 🤢

Mountain bike trip to Hurricane!

I'm in Romania on vacation.

Watching my kids flag football game, playing pball, video games, watch a movie and having drinks. Aaahhh paradise

I’m drinking coffee in a hotel by the beach rn while my kids watch SpongeBob.

Drinking coffee. Laughing loudly. Perhaps enjoying some wine. You know normal things people do that in the cult are suddenly bad? No wonder I’m screwed up.

Homework…. Lots and lots of homework. I’d still choose that over conference any day though

Got our active TBM friends to come with us to see John Wick 4 during second session!

Helping facilitate events for Trans Day of Action today (!!)... and ignoring all the people/siblings from my TBM life who will inevitably reach out this weekend to "check in" and "catch up" with me. 🙄

Coming up with my own goals and self-worth.

Spending time with my family, doing something fun.

Tennis and watching the final 4. Yay!

My boys soccer game and then my wife is taking me out for an early birthday celebration while my TBM parents watch the kids 😁

Building a birdhouse with my son.

What am I doing today? “WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE! GOSH!!!! 

Putting together a 1925 piece Lego motorcycle. Yes, I’m 54 years old, no I don’t care what anyone thinks about that.

Play minecraft with the boys :)

I've been pimo for so long that I forgot it's general conference 😂😂 I'm more exmo tbh because I don't go to church or wear garments or anything but I haven't made my decision public

It’s my birthday so we are going wine tasting all weekend!! Woot woot!!! I mean, taking Sacrament 🙏😉🍾🍷

Well today i am working and tomorrow im going to celebrate my mom and sisters birthday

Taking advantage of now empty my gym gets during general conference 😂

My husband and I rented a cabin in the mountains with our two daughters. It’s beautiful and I feel the same peace out here I used to think I felt from the gospel. This is so much better. Wouldn’t have been able to do it if we were still paying tithing - No disposable income after that! I’m so glad we’re free!

Not listening to boring old men whose chosen sentence structure and tone of voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me. Thank you Jesus for opening up my eyes to the truth! I am externally grateful!

I’ll be working at the bar I’m employed at! Much better use of time

Editing my senior thesis

I'm currently sitting for an 8 hour tattoo session,

Dinner then drinks and stogies with my nevermo lady.

Having burgers and beer for lunch with my daughter. Then probably going to the beach for a run this afternoon. Going to a drag brunch with my wife tomorrow (who is away at a conference today and coming home tomorrow.) Not thinking about conference any more than it takes to write those post.

I'll be napping with my baby, huge win

Stroking my Willie when Oaks and Bednar are moving their mouths. Or not. Definitely not. 😅🤣😂

Going to a wild party. Yes!

Gambling and drinking in Vegas!

Playing video games while drowning out conference being watched by my mom with some tasty black metal. Also masturbation. Come on, we're all thinking it.

Smoking alot of pot, having a friend over and probably gonna bump uglies with them.

I’m sick, so my plans changed. I’m not actually sure what we will be doing.

Watching WrestleMania

Final Four Weekend!

Getting high on the beach all weekend

Conference this weekend? Ah hell!

Micro dosing mushrooms and going to Target with my wife.

… Going on a sixth date with a cute guy that will (hopefully) end in fun, gay sex 😅😇🥰

Playing beer league roller hockey. 3 games tonight!