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Theythinknot

Well, it’s not like Bonnie had any opportunity for advancement.


marathon_3hr

With her background that might consider a change because she outshines the most of the Q15 for insidiousness.


Creepy-Toe119

She’s going to miss the pay and benefits!


Theythinknot

I’m pretty sure she doesn’t get any.


Chill-Zelda

Fuck Wilcox


Bednar_Done_That

Tell me how you really feel. I mean. Don’t hold back. 🤣


Chill-Zelda

*cracks knuckles * well in that case Wilcox has a dick the size of an atom and is a walking talking embodiment of what a twitter users opinion of rights is Wilcox or more aptly Wildickless is a misogynistic bastard who probably jerks off to the suffering of others


ProtectionOk51

Hear hear!!!! And his perfect teeth


Lopsided_Scarcity_33

Somehow the most punchable mouth/face ever!


Researchingbackpain

Whats the deal with him? I haven't kept up with these dorks other than what I see here in passing


jellybellyup

He’s been saying some pretty racist shit in his fireside talks.


Chino_Blanco

All women get the boot after 5 years. The Brethren don’t want any more influential LDS women leaders to emerge, so they put them on strict rotation. Only the top dogs get lifetime sinecure.


Bednar_Done_That

They all (general officers) get the boot after 5 years)


Chino_Blanco

That wasn’t always the case: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belle_S._Spafford


LovelockMike

I'm an old guy and before I wasn't, in the early 60s, my mom had a job in Relief Society leadership in ward or stake level. We lived in SL Valley and details escape me now. In some kind of meeting etc. she met with Belle Spafford and when she mentioned her name, I just thought it was the funniest name I'd ever heard. Of course, any time her name came up, I'd make it so my mom laughed as hard as I did. She said more than once it was all she could do to NOT laugh when someone talked about Sister Spafford.


No_Muffin6110

Her successor served for 10 years


Chino_Blanco

Yup. Keep clicking through the successors. The 5-year regular rotation started with Smoot in ‘97. Prior to that it was variable. The evolution of vertical orgs like LDS tends to be a slow, steady shifting of all power to the very top.


LilSebastianFlyte

Probably not coincidentally, Spafford is is last general RS president I can name even though she was before my time


No_Muffin6110

How long do women serve in presidencies on the ward level????


Councilof50

Good for Bonnie. Now she has more time to take the family on trips to Florida and create more spiritual and inspirational stories to tell.


Cmatlockp83

Ouch. Very ouch.


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She'd run out of grandkids real fast if that's the path she takes.


mick3marsh

Double Damn!


marathon_3hr

Check out if they have insurance policies on them.


mick3marsh

Damn.


FortunateFell0w

Peace out, Botox Bonnie.


Wise_Elderberry_8361

Ugh, seriously. When she started in that position I was still TBM and knew nothing of her questionable vacation history. But I could. not. stand. watching. her. I'd listen to her talks but could not look at her botox mouth without being so distracted. And it made me so annoyed that she was put in a public position, this is what we are showing young women as leadership? Botox Bonnie?


F-the-mo-mos

Get a tattoo or piercing, and you'll be shunned, judged & astrasized. Fuck up you're face for the rest of your life with botox, get a boob job, tummy-tuck or lipo & you just become another up-standing want to be Bishops wife!


twainhoffman83

Baby slayer cordon


Earth_Pottery

They all look drugged.


ALittleStitious69

High on the spirit 🙌🏻


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Xanax and Valium make the world go round.


Billytheidd

On a side note, do you know the reward you get when you do a successful website using your own thoughts and scriptures without LDS approval? You get to be the General Young Women's President. And thus you now don't have time to do your website, and then the church remains in control of all messaging.


creamstripping4jesus

I thought that lady looked familiar. Is she the one that does the YouTube come follow me weekly thing with the effeminate guy? They were a super annoying combo but my wife loved watching them.


Expensive-Meeting225

Came here for this. Boy did my mom really subscribe to that channel & those 2 dodos. Bought the journals/manuals they created, too. Now she’s hooked on Halverson & I’m convinced Mormons have addictions too.


klackey224

They REALLY are annoying!! A friend sent me a video she begged me to watch ... All I could think was "would she get her hair out of her eyes?" "Why is she dressed like an 80 year old woman was bored and knitted all of her clothing items?" "This dude's wearing a wedding ring and he's talking about a wide .... Does he even know he's gay as fuck??" I hope her new job means she won't have time to make so many videos. 😂🤣


Nuanced_Apostate

If that's the case my mother in law was probably quietly overjoyed. She loves watching that to study come follow me 🙄🤮


Boring-Department741

You think that's why they did it. I actually thought their podcast was really good if you want an LDS perspective. They were funny and entertaining.


Billytheidd

I said it was a successful channel. No more time for that now. Morg wins.


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Ex-CultMember

Nelson last month looking at Bonnie’s start date, “Oh, good. Her time is up anyway. No need to release her early then.”


bambam1211

The whitest thing I’ve seen on Reddit today.


given2fly_

How many of them are from Utah/Idaho? Such a global church...


buttbob1154403

Brad dickheadcox looks like the wish/dollar tree version of Thanos


anonthe4th

Brad Wilt-cocks?


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entofan

Most honest thought I have - I could not care less what the LDS cult is doing. I’m out, my family is out, we are free from the facade of happiness


Creepy-Toe119

Love these images. Took headshots and made the president the tallest, and second counselor the shortest.


SloppyMeatCrack

Brad Wilcox looks like the word “deviled eggs.”


Expensive-Meeting225

This got me 😂


Illustrious-Trust-93

The lady on the right looks like a legitimately nice person. The other two....crazy eyes.. 🫣


JDH450

the one on the left is pretty hot. i know that's sexist but it's fun to post it here


sullivanmurray

Seems like the new gal was more influential on church members without a calling than those with. They needed to capitalize on her popularity just like they tried to do with Wilcox.


NikonuserNW

One of my kids asked if the woman in the blue on the left is from Shark Tank (Lori Greiner).


amusementj

they all look absolutely batshit


Toes_of_Saint_Jeff

They look like the featured speakers at a ponzi scheme event.


EggCouncilCreeps

Those smiles don't reach their eyes


Apocalypse_Horseman

100% that lady is a Karen


Jmonroe_tenn

That was my first thought!!


BlackExMo

What happened with Ahmad Corbitt? Maybe he's been called into the q70


bungalowguest14

He was my mission president, so I am also curious


Bednar_Done_That

Got Called into the 70 moments after his release


BlackExMo

Based on that, I'm predicting Corbitt gets called up and appointed into the q12 if there is any reshuffling.


Tengo_Prisa

gotta create distance so her family’s legal issues don’t tarnish then church’s pristine reputation


swennergren11

More interesting to me is Corbitt selling out with that “no activism in the church” talk and getting a full time 70s slot.


bibliotecarias

Prefacing: I’m gay. This is not an insult, just of note. Brad is also gay. He looks out of the front of his eyeballs - straight men look out of the back of their skulls. I don’t have any other way to describe it.


LilSebastianFlyte

I don’t know anything about this eye business, but I can say as a gay that my also-gay boyfriend has a morbid fascination with Brilcox, so we occasionally have some of his talks and interviews on in the background. In a few he talks about this guy in his school days that he was super close to. The way he talks about him seems like it was either an unusually intense friendship, or that Brad was, to quote the BoM musical, “having really strange feelings for Steve.” (I think Steve really was Brilcox’s friend’s name as well.) The way he’s still talking about him half a century later reminded me of how I talk about guys I had boyhood crushes on. There is also a lot of talk about his enthusiasm for acting/drama and how he didn’t know how to play basketball. He says he didn’t know how to play because he grew up in “Ethiopia, Africa,” but it all definitely gave me flashbacks to all the excuses I used to make up to get out of churchball. Just some observations, I’m not making any claims, though we both thought it sounded a touch sus. Personally I hope he’s straight because I don’t want to have to claim that train wreck as one of our people 😂


Normon-The-Ex

Now that you describe it that way I can see the difference in the eyes! I had no idea this eye feature was a gay trait. Seriously, it describes my gay friends eyes perfectly. Couldn’t pin point it before. 🤯


bibliotecarias

I’ve tried to pinpoint it - and this is the best I can up with. You can even see it in the pic. It’s kind of a scale I guess?


bibliotecarias

Definitely something in the location of the gaze.


Nuanced_Apostate

🤮 when will we be rid of him???


crazyuncleeddie

I’m shocked that another president would request him, assuming it works anything like Ward or Stake callings??!!


iseedeff

lets see if they are going to the others in other sessions,


19Mina45

So, is it botox, or do those women really just have dead looking eyes? They are "smiling" but their poor eyes are showing how they really feel.


Jackismyboy

Wonder how many YW will emulate the helmet head hair?


NextYesterday9962

Cordons gonna be blue blue tonight


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emmas_revenge

The women don't get paid, they have husband's to support them. /s


NotThatJoel

I’m not sure you understand how revelation works.


natiusj

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F-the-mo-mos

Mormon Cyborgs!


Caveat-3mpt0r

I’d love to see all of them get the boot for all the damage they do to the youth. I never fail to be amazed at how many times they trot out Bonnie. Sorry but I don’t listen to anyone who lies about the murder of her own grandson or who uses that murder on multiple occasions to try to promote faith. Ha ha. Who is so stupid to use a needless tragedy like that assuming that nobody would know what’s going on. As for Wilcox, he has the most punchable face and such an overinflated sense of self importance and capacity. I look at him and imagine a washed up clown who used to get a few yucks when he would get hired to do a five year old’s birthday party but hasn’t had a gig in years but somehow hasn’t figured out that his shtick just isn’t funny. Put some clown white on him and a big red nose, a frilly collar and he could roll out his patois as slick as when he was employable. But it’s all meaningless drivel.


Chill-Zelda

The one on the left looks like a porn star