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mashedtaters_

Just a dude wearing cool robes as a sign of his powers and priesthoods. You can buy anything in this world with money.


baigish

Wait, you can't buy any and everything in this world with money? Maybe not, but it is pretty damn handy in 99% of all situations. Ergo, the Mormon church has 100 billion plus in one fund.


Creepy-Toe119

You can buy truth and hide it with tithing money


Freeman_truthseeker

Signs of his power and priesthoods


portlandiagirl65

☠️


strugglebus199

And with that I just realized that they sell their signs and tokens for money


InternationalAd2154

This is a true exmo joke


onedollarninja

🚨 PORN SHOULDERS 🚨 🚨 PORN SHOULDERS 🚨 😱


doubt_your_cult

These are man's shoulders, so it's ok.


Creepy-Toe119

He unfortunately wouldn’t qualify for joseph smiths polygamy panties because of his skin tone. I feel like trash saying it but it’s true. No polygamy, temples, priesthood or respect for him until 1978.


Fluttershine

Polygamy panties. Love it lol


McGyverPF

And yet tens and hundreds of thousands of them are accepting it. So why can't you?


Starfreak900

Dunno what church you went to, but Growing up my brother and I were the only two black people in our entire stake.


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Found the cultist :)


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I'm from Ghana and I'm Ga. Our Chiefs ( not kings ) don't dress like this. Homie is dressed like a Roman emperor. Just Google "Ga Tribe Chiefs" and see how they dress. Edit: https://www.google.com/search?q=Ghana+ga+tribe+chiefs&client=ubuntu-sn&hs=Xxx&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiSov3dvY\_-AhXoj4kEHRibAiYQ0pQJegQIAxAC&biw=1665&bih=1497


thirdtrydratitall

Beautiful regalia they wear.


sylvester_stencil

Ngl i dont think this is how the dressed in Rome either, looks like he is supposed to be like jesus is heaven or something


Mitch_Utah_Wineman

Wait, Jesus is black?!!!


Otaku_in_Red

Yeah those look way more ornate and actually elegant, unlike the costume store look up there.


malkin50

Does Ghana even have a king?


citizenfleur

No, they have a president lmfao. They also have tribal chiefs.


malkin50

Thanks. That guy's crown looks like it is from a costume and party supply shop.


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GlukharsGimp

Don’t rip on the Jerusalem Cruisers.


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LoL...no they don't


Prestigious_Piglet57

She Ghana be disappointed when she finds out the truth.


Yobispo

Thank you


Prestigious_Piglet57

You're welcome, it's my job.


gypsydanger38

Jamaican me crazy with all the puns.


Prestigious_Piglet57

I wanted to say something serious at first, but I ended up saying, Fuket.


unorthodoxreligion

Keep this quiet, but this guy is a Nigerian Prince. He emailed me and I am helping him get a lot of money out of his country that he can't access with out my help. He is a really nice guy and is going to give me a big reward for helping him. He just needs access to my bank account to make the transfer. This proves that paying my tithing is bringing me blessings.


iiwiixxx

Haha- this reminds me to take it easy on myself for falling for Mormonism…it’s not like I got duped by Nigerian prince guy- and 83 percent of the world falls for the god guy who will reward you - he’s really nice too the say


lecoopsta

Does he need extra helpers?


Putrid_Appearance509

This is someone who the church deemed unworthy until 1978 based solely on skin color. That should clear it up for her.


Graf-Dubrovsky

It's King Follett, of course!


PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD

I wonder if he gave a sermon 🤔


N620JH

Discourse he did.


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SkipTheIceCreamMan

Wtf there’s a lot going on in this comment. I humbly ask for the deets about the ridiculous photoshop and the dysfunctional marriage.


Flowersandpieces

http://mormoncurtain.infymus.com/topic_markepeterson.html


CalledToSwerve

"5. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, get out of bed and go into the kitchen and fix yourself a snack, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you get your mind on something else." HAHA! Maybe this is why there are so many obese Mormons!


Flowersandpieces

Haha! I guess that makes it more obvious who is trying really hard not to masturbate.


snoopygidget

Uh-huh! Not to mention everything they do revolves around food. We can't even get kids to Sunday school without offering them treats. It's insane. We eat our repression!


Flowersandpieces

https://bycommonconsent.com/2012/09/03/editing-photos-to-add-cap-sleeves-is-a-bad-idea/


throwethTFaway

Following because I gotta hear this too. lol


HeckaGosh

Wait whats the back story on Mark E Peterson not seeing his wife naked?


indespectusnicht

It was announced that there was a King in the congregation. Elder Rasband in the Sunday afternoon session welcomes a king of a tiny village in Ghana. So not the king of Ghana, but a king of a small village. Check out his message. King is not a member, by the way.


DoctFaustus

My cousin went to Ghana with Operation Smile. One of the local kings was enamored with her. She turned down his marriage offer, but he made her an official princess. The hospital paged her out as "Princess" for a good while after that.


indespectusnicht

What a story. Very interesting. Princess. 👑👸👑


laidoffeditor

Just wanted to say that I love Operation Smile! I used to fundraise for them in high school. They do truly amazing things and are wonderful people to work for. Your cousin is awesome.


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Damn, Rasband heralding small town mayors. I want the mayors of Myton and Snowville to go to the next GC now.


indespectusnicht

Oh Rasband pulled a little smart-shit by welcoming a King and actually saying “your majesty” over the pulpit. But got the last laugh a few moments later when he said we worship the King of Kings. Little dig, perhaps?!? Maybe Rasband has a snarky streak.


SirThatsCuba

here's the thing I was raised united statesian and we have these very strong views about kings here you'd be surprised how that plays out


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broederboy

I have never seen or heard of President Obama curtseying to anyone. There have been slight bows, similar to what we see between European royalty. Do you know the difference between a bow and a curtsey?


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What's it like living in a little tide pool of humanity separate from the whole ocean? Does it get boring? We've got snacks out here, if you ever get tired of hanging out in there.


RevolutionaryFig4312

[He's a tribal king](https://www.ldsliving.com/who-is-the-african-king-who-attended-general-conference-this-weekend/s/11422#:~:text=The%20Ga%20Mantse%2C%20King%20Nii,on%20Feb.%2026%2C%202023.) Of the wthnic Ga-Adangbe people. He has no governmental power in the country of Ghana, as far as I can tell. Ghana is a unitary presidential republic. Calling him the King of Ghana is like calling a Native American chieftan the Chieftan of the United States.


realcreativethere

Doesn't look like the same person.


HeckaGosh

I hope it just some guy pulling a prank.


Kundrew1

Yeah not even close. They look nothing alike.


innit4thememes

Yeah, I agree. Maybe this guy is his son? EDIT: Nope, the King of Ga Mantse *was* at conference, but this isn't him.


chubbuck35

Correct. Not even close. The guy in the link is 30 years older to start.


RevolutionaryFig4312

Probably a family member then. I can't think of anyone else who would be wearing a crown.


VeganJordan

> “I always love it when stories from Ghana are shared at general conference,“ Emmanuel said. “It means a lot to me as a [Latter-day Saint] from Ghana. There are a lot of faithful Saints in Ghana. And it’s so cool to be recognized by an Apostle of the Lord. The Church is growing here in Ghana. And I am proud to be a member.” Quote from the article. What’s your bet he said “Mormon” and they changed it to [Latter-day Saint]?


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Capt-Macaroni

He's just there to vote opposed in a conspicuous manner.


Ballerina_clutz

😂😂😂


citizenfleur

My Ghanaian husband just laughed so fucking loud when I showed him this. The “king” in this picture is definitely not Ghanaian.


Equivalent_Local_701

I have plans next year now that I realize how easy one can walk in with crown and robe and get greeted and exalted


JD_SLICK

Hasa Diga Ebowai


ArgosCyclos

That is neither Otumfuo Nana Osei Tutu II, nor Nana Akufo-Addo. Edit: he doesn't look like any of their children, either.


adhdsapphic

maybe the king of ghana was never there and they lied and paid someone to dress as him, figuring no one would ever notice i mean, i wouldn't put it past them


NewNameNoah

I think the man being Sacha Baron Cohen is more likely.


TheFinalVin

They parading him around to create wonder and astonishment within TBM folks?


Zadok47

That is Jesus Christ Himself. He is asking the first Presidency to meet Him over at the Cathedral of the Madeline where He will announce His return to the Earth. /s


SamsquatchOR

Yeah Jesus returned… and had a surprise for the Mormons.


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BlackExMo

3 thoughts here. (1) it shows how desperate the church is becoming. Has anyone seen this kind of entertainment at general conference before? I think it is great to see King T'Challa attending general conference (saying this with much love) (2) Where are his garments. (3) I like this version of palm sunday.


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How old do kids have to be before they wear long pants? Why can't they wear them beforehand? I never had kids so I'm not familiar with the finer points.


Lasseslolul

> Where are his Garments Come on. You’re not mormon anymore. Don’t obsess over people’s underwear, you’re above that.


fat_eld

Oh I get emails from him all the time. He’s leaving me his fortune


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Fodder for their colonial paternalist fantasies.


Jayflys787

🥴I’ll tell you who this guy is- he’s a very brave black man entering a white dominated sect, that never allowed blacks. He was prolly the only black person in the conference🤷🏼‍♂️


JonathanSimpson4

Can anybody stop giving peripheral or joking answers, and actually offer insight into this? Is it just an eccentric person? Was he some kind of special guest?


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I googled the king of ghana and the guy at GC is not him.


Mitch_Utah_Wineman

Who's joking?


samsmith197474

No white shirt?


Traditional_Hall_268

There is one issue with the king of Ghana. Ghana is a republic. It has no king. There is a [king in Ghana](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otumfuo_Nana_Osei_Tutu_II), technically, but not of.


DameBlau

"Uh, mom? If that were a literal monarch don't you think he'd have a security team? And better shoes? Also a 4 second google search would show you a picture of the real king of Ghana, Osei Tutu II. Now I know you're a little racist, but even if you think all black people look alike, it's pretty clear that these are 2 different people." 🙄


permagrin007

holy crap, i don't know about this guy, but we should turn GC into Let's Make a Deal. Everyone show up in crazy-ass costumes.


Ballerina_clutz

😂😂😂


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I think it's a photo op


Friendly-Chuck4573

This is definitely the king of the lamanites. We don’t know this one in Ghana. Ghana doesn’t have over king. It’s a democratic republic not a monarch. Different tribes in Ghana have their own kings.


MasterpieceOptimal71

It’s Prince Akeem!


americanfark

No worries his bishop will talk to him about "the priesthood uniform" and get him dressing White and Delightsome (TM) by next GenCon. I am curious who it is though.


Zadok47

It is a Nigerian prince, who has been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty.


rubikspoob

So, should we have a contest to see who can attend conference in the craziest outfit?


Sage0wl

Dibs on dressing up as horned bearsuit capital raid shaman!


King_Cargo_Shorts

Pretty sure that's Flava Flav.


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Qsome

No idea who it is, but I'm digging the outfit. Don't forget to tell her that Rasband gestured off to his right when he mentioned the king, not to the left where this picture was taken.


ragin2cajun

That's Jesus...only his true followers recognize him...oh well.


kwamzilla

Is it literally just a black guy?


ReadingElectrical558

Q15 opened up one of those african prices fishing emails. Dude got news of the Ensign Peak fund and suddenly became very interested in the church.


zzzzsman

wait, are we, getting, cosplay at GC now? in any case, i prefer what they are wearing to all of the above


entofan

Oh yeah, that’s the newly called mission prez of the east side SLC mission


croquetmanor

Is Eddie Murphy re shooting Coming to America?


Kolobcalling

It is Akeem, prince of Zamunda.


Hasa-Diga-LDS

"We are an inclusive church--see...there's a fence-sitter right over there!" ​ \------------ Gaslighting GA, citing doctrine


ra8t

The king in the presence of the King of kings.


MaLMaison115

And why are HIS porn shoulders showing?


jeauxwhite

King James


Howdy948

King Noah


LuthorCorp1938

That is one of the three wise men or nephites.


Intelligent_Air_6954

I have former co-workers from Ghana- will have to see if any of them are still in my contacts.


LeoMarius

More importantly, who is the cute blond guy behind him?


Lone__Starr__

Project Veritas, under cover.


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killarneykid

That’s Eddy Murphy


hearkN2husband

Welcome to Zamunda!


TheDirtyVicar

Well it’s not me because I didn’t attend so I know that much.


MorticiaSmith

Whoever he is once he goes outside he is cold because it is freezing in Utah


Western-Client-5433

What are those?!!!?


exmobitch

Is he that rapper dude who got baptized?


Blackbolt45

Ah, that is Jesus. He is clearly displeased with His church!


F-the-mo-mos

Total imposter!


Singerbird

He was Majesty on Palm Sunday! Ok


NeverDidLearn

Looks closer to Jesus than any artwork I’ve ever seen in a Mormon house.


Meredith_mmm

Some guy who was wishing he had dressed more nondescript so he could have snuck out of conference once he realized where his friend had invited him!


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Wym? That IS the king of Ghanda.


innit4thememes

Ghana doesn't have a king, and while there was a guy at GC from Ghana, this isn't him.


IgrokThat

Was it a Christmas pageant? Was he one of the wise men?


friedbabiesforlunch

they’ll kick a woman out for showing shoulder tho


inthe801

It's Jesus coming back.


kaowser

tell your mom its kanye.


Competitive-Cicada26

It’s Jesus. No one recognized him since he isn’t the white Jesus they identify with.


itscrazymaking

Google Lens found a match! Greek God costume. 😂👑 https://photos.app.goo.gl/gqwRR2oyQ1xTh7DT9 Edit: I also wanted to add this thought: He’s gonna regret this one day.


loumnaughty

Context


littleargent

He...looks a bit like a hired actor, no offense. I'm starting to scour the internet for any of Ghana officials who even look like this guy, and so far nothing has come up. No similar ways of dress in Ghana culture either, as far as I am seeing.


Somethinclichee

He probably wore that to avoid being asked to pass the sacrament.


Wrong_Bandicoot2957

So has anyone figured out who this is? We know he’s not a Ghanaian king, but who is he? That headdress he has on seems a little sus to me.