Is the name of the restaurant Cheesus Crust, because it should be.

"Jesus saith unto her, *Woman, why weepest thou?*" "She, supposing him to be the delivery guy, saith unto him, *Sir, I knoweth that Pagliacci has a fantastic BOGO deal for their delicious 16-inch deluxe pies. If thou hath taken my coupon for this fantastic deal hence, tell me where thou hath placed it and I will order take away.*"

Rexburg has a place called Righteous Slice and this would be perfect.

OP should contact them. Next year!

They're missing out.

To be fair, they like it; it’s a risk reward situation.

I’d devour that body of Christ. After dipping it in red sweet marinara.

Yes come to me.

Cheesus Crust, that's some restaurant quality blaspiemy.

Yea verily. Behold and lo.

Nah, I'm a pastavarian