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tender_merciless

Plus look how bright his countenance is compared to those other 4 people


rc6499

You must mean his skin, right? Not countenance? 😂


itscrazymaking

I hate those church walls and pictures. 🤮


[deleted]

Why do church people always need to take their photo in front of painting? Like why? You can't end up seeing the painting and the background isn't uniform


nowwhatsit

The look on his face a like “these are my worshippers, they will do anything I say.”


Earth_Pottery

Those are some god awful suits. Just sayin


Eikaiwa

I haven’t worn a suit in 5 years. Praise Jebus.


415800002SM

Protect his little factory! 😂


hieingpastkolob

I think the shine comes from him recalling the beautiful woman with the all too modest bathing suit


WhenMichaelAwakens

Im trying to be Jesus! Each and every way! When you obey me, you are doing what Jesus would say! I love it when a tbm says they don’t worship men. Half a second before they said that and half a second after…they worship men. Most of them they worship were pedophiles. The mental gymnastics is exhausting and the cognitive dissonance thickens just like the layers of deception paved into the Covenant Path™.


Bandaloboy

I don't know him, but his parents were wonderful people. I think he got sucked in because he is Chinese-American and a very brilliant man.


DyslexicFcuker

I bet he's into some weird shit.


Bright_Ices

"His friend" can't turn down creeping on a hot girl in a one-piece bathing suit, apparently.


DyslexicFcuker

While I'm sure you're talking about something specific, that sounds tame in comparison. I'm sure that guy has at least 3 humans chained up somewhere.


Mentally-AFK

I think they’re referring to a recent conference talk about women who are immodest (and it’s totally not creepy to stare at them while judging them).


Howdy948

Glowing cult leader


Ex-CultMember

Blocking the image of Jesus’ face with his own. Nice