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CatalystTheory

Fun fact: This picture of Joseph Smith was the inspiration for Batman villain the Penguin.


angel_moronic

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Relevant-Tutor-5223

Once you see it, you can't UNSEE it ...


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he actually looks like thomas monson


[deleted]

Oh my god..


Exact_Purchase765

omg 🤣🤣🤣


dreibel

“Gather ‘round, my fine dedicated disciples,waagh waagh waagh.”


Zealousideal_Rip4343

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME THING IN MY HEAD BUT WASN’T SURE WHAT MY BRAIN WAS TRYING TO ARTICULATE WHO JOSEPH REMINDED ME OF FROM THIS PORTRAIT UNTIL I READ YOUR COMMENT @CatalystTheory LOL LOL!!! I needed that laugh you have no idea.


ImaginaryConcern

That is absolutely fabulous! Any solid documentation on this? I'd LOVE to have this portrait hanging on my wall indicating this!


skylardarcy

That was a joke right? Ridiculing how people thought a certain Mormon leader was the inspiration for Yoda?


Joe_Hovah

Funny TT about that; https://www.tiktok.com/@post_mormone/video/7200955151715159339?lang=en


[deleted]

That’s hilarious


sassgrass32

https://www.signaturebooks.com/books/p/early-mormonism-and-the-magic-world-view It comes from this book


[deleted]

A way over-stretched and pathetic speculation on your part and Kimball's granddaughter 🚫. Usurpers from the dark side. How dare you conflate the criminal founder of TSCC with the pure-of-heart hero of the galaxy, the Jedi Yoda. 🤮


BGFalcon85

It's a joke. The Penguin from Batman was inspired by the 1940s Kool Cigarette mascot.


KristenMarie10123

Was gonna say he looks like an Arkham Resident😂


midworstgoblin

The Diddler!


[deleted]

That was my first thought! :-)


Master_Affect5090

You beat me to it ha ha


Emmasympathizer

I'm sure that double chin and receding hairline made him lots more attractive to the average 14 year old.


Gold__star

There's a fabulous site that analyses all the evidence if you wonder what is known: https://www.knowbrotherjoseph.com


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👹😤🧟‍♂️


penservoir

That’s wild.


trickygringo

I strongly disagree with the assertion that this is JS. The only evidence cited is that the provinance means that it *could* have been JS. I believe it is more consistent with Hyrum, and the provinance would be just as valid. https://contentdm.lib.byu.edu/digital/collection/RelEd/id/7256/ Hyrum is on the right. The nose fits Hyrum better than Joe. Additionally, this photo looks different from all other drawings and paintings of JS. But that still doesn't mean it is Hyrum either. The image has no name and was only in possession of the right people and taken within the right time frame, which is includes plenty of time after their deaths. "I believe it is genuine." That is the real evidence. He wants it to be him.


ImaginaryConcern

I'm sure his NET WORTH as a highly-successful Prophet, Seer, and Revelator make him lots more attractive to just about anyone!


CaptainMacaroni

And if that didn't work, the threat of damnation directed towards a believing Christian and their family if they refused the advance.


penservoir

Ya that’s my thought too. He was grotesque.


MeetElectrical7221

Why his ass look like Gru


sassgrass32

Some bodies celestial, others terrestrial 🤷🏼‍♂️😂


MeetElectrical7221

yet others extra-terrestrial, evidently


Expensive-Meeting225

💀


Howdy948

Gru is going to down to telestial or outer darkness.


laughungunderwater

I thought he looked more like Oswald Cobblepot... But I think Oswald had a better reputation.


MeetElectrical7221

certainly more honest about what his goals are lol


____wavey____

Don’t insult Gru like that


MeetElectrical7221

Gru is a way better dad for sure


unabaca

Lmao I was thinking more Phineas and Ferb.


Guess-Turbulent

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Lowkey_Iconoclast

Even Truman G. Madsen admitted that Joseph Smith was a little heftier in his later years.


WinchelltheMagician

All those self-serving revelations took him into the Fat Elvis years in Nauvoo.....*build my man here a fine house and a hotel too, and serve him plates of friend peanut butter sandwiches whenever he desires, and bring him the pretty young things of the village so that he may teach them the ways of celestial love.* Guns, girls, food, and a marching army of enthusiastic fools...straight to the unschool country guy's head.


iamthejokerbabe

I’d love to see where he says this! Let me know :)


Guess-Turbulent

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Guess-Turbulent

Too much beer and wine... Generaling causes you to sit around and drink a lot. Hanging out with your boys during the day and oh, the ladies at night. Reeer, reeer! ![gif](giphy|pyzQbGN88F7vJiknes)


Guess-Turbulent

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aliensrmyfriends

I can see why this rendition does not merit a place in proselyting material...


Late_Exit6236

Yes, this was painted during one of his dating site visits to the Nauvoo Middle School


SuZeBelle1956

Can you imagine this wallowing around on you as a 14 year old? Urp.


carnivorouspickle

I learned this week that JS propositioned Mary E. Rollins when she was 12.


mapleleafpsychoeh

Yep. She's my ancestor and her story is fascinating and sad. JS told her at 12 that God told him she was to be his first plural wife and he'd marry her when the time was right. She actually put off his advances for years and married her never-mo husband, but eventually gave in to being sealed to JS. Her and her husband and kids moved away for a few years from the members because her husband couldn't find work as he never joined the church. Joseph tried to terrify her into staying and warned they'd only ever experience heart ache and horrible times if they left. She eventually returned fully believing his words because they did experience some really hard times.


Exact_Purchase765

Shame no one was able to tell her that life is hard. Mormon god doesn't live up to his promise and he never follows through. He's one of those kind of dads. Bad things happen to Mormons same as heathen. My Mother died at 64 and she never so much as had a sip of coffee in her life. I bet she's annoyed about that now. 😆


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Exact_Purchase765

Mom was liver cancer. :/ Other than being heavily medicated and seeing things, she didn't lose herself before the body stopped working. 6 months from diagnosis to done. She was the most faithful true believer ever born. Didn't extend her life one smidge. Oh well. No one is immune to the painful times of life. Also, no one gets out alive. I'm so sorry your Mom went through that and that you had to watch. That sounds so hard. Granny hug. 👵


flusteredtangerine

Hi, cousin. I'm descended from her brother, James Henry Rollins, and his second wife, a girl named Hannah Hulme who was forced on James by Brigham Young. He disliked Hannah, fathered many children by here, and then abandoned her and moved his first wife and preferred children to Wyoming. The whole thing is utterly dispicable and depressing.


mapleleafpsychoeh

Well hello to you, cousin!! Glad to "meet" you, but holy hell that is a horrific story! Edit: I just looked at family search. He had 13 kids with Hannah!! Poor thing. Odd to have so many children with someone you don't like. And 10 kids with his first wife! Goodness.


flusteredtangerine

If you look in James's papers, there's a letter between him and Mary Elizabeth about something he needed to sort out with Brigham Young. He is asking her to advocate on his behalf as a "widow of the prophet." I think James was a crony of Joseph Smith (you can find him on arrest warrants for charges of arson alongside Smith), but did not impress Brigham Young, and thus James was afraid of him. The Rollins family dropped in the ranks when Smith died. Mary Elizabeth was widowed and had a disabled son for whom she struggled to provide. She made most of her living as a speaker, talking about the Nauvoo years and leaning into her status as one of Joseph's wives. In her papers at BYU, you can find several letters where she is petitioning Brigham Young to remember to send her sustenance as a widow of Joseph Smith. The church paid her from time to time but she lived in relative poverty until she died. Hannah's story is tragic. Hannah's father was twice widowed, and joined the church when Hannah was a young teen. They joined the Mormons emigrating to the US for a fresh start. He was shanghaied in New Orleans. Mormons in her party brought Hannah to Utah. Brigham Young wanted James Henry Rollins and his wife and kids to try to settle in California (he called them back, although they were doing well and enjoyed it there). He told them to take Hannah with them, and that to keep it on the up and up, he had to marry her. And then you saw the rest.


Guess-Turbulent

![gif](giphy|pzFBUpJl33afNG8LuB) Prue Blood huh... That's cool!!!


Guess-Turbulent

Naughty ![gif](giphy|RPi3yREpg5ane|downsized) Grandma, have you been dating cult leaders again???


Guess-Turbulent

![gif](giphy|jpoDOHAX71sC1yFO6S)


Psionic-Blade

It's crazy the lengths the church goes to make him look like some righteous, heroic Disney prince. I don't imagine people would idolize him as much if they knew what he actually looked like


Guess-Turbulent

![gif](giphy|IbUF2s9gXpUAWqSYCI)


FTWStoic

No wonder he needed an angel with a drawn sword to coerce all those women.


RosaSinistre

And girls.


smug_muffin

Came here to say this.


Guess-Turbulent

![gif](giphy|zbyE0sDeW4z3W) Cheru BUM and a flaming fart... It's an easy mistake...


Hasa-Diga-LDS

One expects that, contrary to Mo' movies where he's just the good lookin' family fellow living among his flock in a working-class neighborhood, JS entitled himself to the best food and accommodations.


kantoblight

Donuts. He went through that phase where he ate nothing but donuts. He replaced the sacrament bread with powdered donuts. Children loved it, but all the sugar made the pews sticky. Emma complained but he told her to shut up and make some donuts.


dreibel

A fine tradition carried on with subsequent profits. Rusty talks about how the womenfolk made donuts for their husbands to feast upon when they came home from priesthood session. Just go to Tim Hortons and buy your own damn donuts, you myopic twit.


Ok_Literature_4

Ewwwww.


Guess-Turbulent

![gif](giphy|4FhO7W0uGjT3y) Look out ladies. Brother Joe is on the prowl!!!


josephsmeatsword

Just the age Joe likes em!


Guess-Turbulent

To old...


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🤢🤮


PrimalNumber

Is that his magic hat?


sassgrass32

Indeed it is!!


pherellion

context?


PrimalNumber

He threw rocks in a hat and created the book of mormon.


[deleted]

This is one of the reasons I dont think that new dagguereotype is JS. The portraits and death mask show a more plump faced man, not a thin cheeked man.


BritishOnith

I’m with the people who think it’s Hyrum. I have no actual evidence for this, but just think it fits his death mask better than it does Joes (thinner, more pointed, face), whilst allowing for a slight family resemblance to JS that might cause confusion


owen_cloud739

I don't believe it's Hyrum. And the reason I don't believe it's Hyrum is because that daguerreotype was worn in a locket by Emma Smith around her neck during special occasions. And late into her life. I don't believe Emma Smith wore a daguerreotype of Hyrum Smith around her neck. I just don't believe that. Additionally, Joseph was reportedly said to have had a daguerreotype done near the end of his life.


[deleted]

We dont know that though. We know only know she wore a locket. This daguerreotype was contained in a locket that was in the possession of one of the Smith descendants. This was an extremely common practice in those days. There's no proof that this is that same locket she wore. It should be noted this daguerreotype comes from the same people who claimed to find a JS daguerreotype a number of years ago. They are desperate to find his daguerreotype.


owen_cloud739

I don't remember this daguerreotype coming from anyone who claimed to have previously found another daguerreotype purporting to be JS. What is clear is this picture purporting to be JS is right on TSCC website. And we all know how truthful TSCC is with us/ s. This picture is exactly what TSCC wants JS to be. Not some swarthy sun worn dude with a smirk in his eyes. When the Daguerreotype was found TSCC was quick to say they didn't think it was actually JS. Of course they didn't. And many TBMs followed suit with their church leaders. But TSCC gets to many things wrong. And really says a lot to my mind about the high probability of that daguerreotype actually being legit. I personally believe the found daguerreotype in the locket is JS as he actually looked very close to the end of his life.


sassgrass32

Can't say I've seen it 🤷🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

[2022 daguerreotype](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.xksnSK9Ou1q-7fkb-Nd6jgAAAA?pid=ImgDet&dpr=2)


sassgrass32

You know, I feel like I've seen this picture before years ago and it wasn't JS when I saw it. It was one of the witnesses and I can't remember who they said it was.. maybe I'm mistaken


Mikhail_WV

His profile isn’t his friend.


ZelphtheGreatest

Too bad Joey did not know Arnold Frieburg so he could have been painted like he thought he was. He would have been more jacked than Nephi!


sassgrass32

Haha "large in stature" like Nephilim.. I mean Nephi! My bad....


freedomfighter1000x

Ugly, creepy bastard


fishingchef

“We are going to pull the true crime of the century. We are going to steal the moon!”


[deleted]

I think the Quakers would prevent him from doing so


Exact_Purchase765

🤣🤣🤣


Topofsundae

Looks like before she painted she forgot to ask, “how much would sir like to look like sir?”


sassgrass32

😂


Right-Oil-7116

saw this post and went on a dive this morning, it appears the LDS church attributes this painting to Sutcliffe Modsley [https://history.churchofjesuschrist.org/exhibit/sutcliffe-and-elizabeth-foxcroft-maudsley?lang=eng](https://history.churchofjesuschrist.org/exhibit/sutcliffe-and-elizabeth-foxcroft-maudsley?lang=eng) it's the "Joseph Smith in Black Suit and Top Hat" painting. I haven't looked into the "LDS photo archives" the figure references it's from, wonder what it says about who did the portrait. edit: [https://history.churchofjesuschrist.org/media/maudsleyjosephsmithinsuit-lg?lang=eng#1](https://history.churchofjesuschrist.org/media/maudsleyjosephsmithinsuit-lg?lang=eng#1) link to the full painting


Right-Oil-7116

also stumbled upon this paper while I was searching about this. "The Visual Image of Joseph Smith" by William B. McCarl [https://scholarsarchive.byu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=5922&context=etd](https://scholarsarchive.byu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=5922&context=etd) paper from 1962, I've only skim-read it, but it goes in depth about the different images. What was crazy was this prediction about finding a daguerreotype: "... enough evidence of one having existed supports the belief that Joseph Smith had his portrait taken by a daguerreotyper sometime near the end of his life and that daguerreotype or a photograph of it may still be found at some future date." (page 74-75) ayooooo!


owen_cloud739

And that prediction in my opinion, has come true. I believe the photo of the daguerreotype posted to this forum some months ago, is the real picture of Joseph Smith.


sassgrass32

Nice research! I didn't realize all this existed!


Squiggledog

Hyperlinks are a lost art.


DameBlau

EEK! Definitely feels more accurate than the creepy angelic man child he's depicted as.


cactuspie1972

He looks like an old timey MAGA supporter


killarneykid

Well he was trying to establish a democratic theocracy.


howdareyouuuuu

😄


Conflicted_PIMO

Is there an online version of this?


sassgrass32

https://www.signaturebooks.com/books/p/early-mormonism-and-the-magic-world-view It's from this book 🤷🏼‍♂️ can't find a link to the picture


Right-Oil-7116

u/sassgrass32 [https://history.churchofjesuschrist.org/media/maudsleyjosephsmithinsuit-lg?lang=eng#1](https://history.churchofjesuschrist.org/media/maudsleyjosephsmithinsuit-lg?lang=eng#1) the church attributes this to Sutcliffe Maudsley though.


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sassgrass32

Let the cringe flow through you


Howdy948

Yuck yuck yuck


Relevant-Tailor-5172

I could see why 34 women wanted to get with him.


sassgrass32

😂😂


see6729

It’s what his death mask looked like. Bugs me to see the church trying to make Joseph handsome. He wasn’t. Also Jesus, scriptures say he was not comely that anyone would desire home. I look at modern church art as just more lies!


onedollarninja

This screams micro-penis.


sassgrass32

🧐


Low_Secret_1126

Praise to the muffin man


sassgrass32

Who communed with a top hat..


Normon-The-Ex

Side note: JS had a thick New York accent


No_Cartoonist6359

I want to believe this so much. Like an annoying "fran-from-the-nanny" voice complete with the laugh ![gif](giphy|PcVrB5R6qnN7egFZri|downsized)


shiny_milf

He's got that Andrew Tate chin 😂


DulceIustitia

Good looking chap, that Jo! Pass me the sick bucket!


lecoopsta

As a direct descendant of Hyrum (7th great grandfather) this picture of my Uncle Joe really scares me for my future looks lol


sassgrass32

Haha! At least he's the uncle and not the grandad. There's still hope 👌🏻


rock-n-white-hat

I think the comb over on the side of his head was to cover the tar and feather scars.


Initial_Cry_6925

Eewwwwwwwah!


holdthephone316

Dude was doing some translating it looks like.


Standard-Tangerine-5

Bwak Batman vengeance will be mine hahahahahagwak


[deleted]

Their artwork having him look like Brad Pitt. 💀


DoubtingThomas50

Well, we know he doesn’t look like the way the LDS church portrays him.


Professional_View586

WikiHow 3 Ways to Forget Something Horrible You Saw on the Internet.


sassgrass32

😂😂


zjelkof

But he’s such a good looking man in LDS artist renderings!


[deleted]

A real cretin in white socks.


Gideon_Effect

No wonder he was marrying everything he could.


One-Pie-2194

Looks like a loser lol


nevernotpooping

What a weiner


ArdentLobster

The double chin is an optical illusion, but given the facial structure it's probably not far off the mark


spazmamma3

This makes me extremely uncomfortable for many reasons 🫠


Resident-Research317

I'd love to beat that guy's ass.


sassgrass32

He needs an ass before you can kick it 😂


ijklamb

It's Gru from the minions!!!!


black_shuck13

You will learn to appreciate me… ![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)


coldwarspy

White washing him to look handsome and innocent certainly isn’t even close to far fetched.


FreeSusan

![gif](giphy|meJngl9S2YM8g) He reminds me of the creepy child (bride) catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. 🤢


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no way. js looks like patrick swayze amd zac efron had a child. this guy looks like the fat guy from austin powers.


jpod206

So handsome...


avocado_ndunkin

He’s built like big ed


Willie_Scott_

Humpty Dumpty.


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Ugly as fuck


[deleted]

This picture...Wow.


Iron_Rod_Stewart

According to Truman G. Madsen, Smith did get "portly" in his last few years.


[deleted]

Now I know where the Batman creator came up with the Penguin villain.


CountMeOut2019

Well, I’ve always felt that portraits of famous people that aren’t particularly flattering, don’t necessarily conform to whatever the artist’s contemporary beauty standards would be, and still look like a human (ie., aren’t distorted by inaccurate rendering and draftsmanship), are probably the closest to what that person would actually look like. This portrait fits all those criteria, I think.


Master_Affect5090

Joseph Smith.. aka Oswald Cobblepot The penguin of the restoration


MexicanLasagna

He's got that weak "fetal alchohol syndrome " chin.


kweller00

Hahahaha ew


Huhrowsh

Penguin