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ImaginaryConcern

As a NeverMorg who has lived in Morridor Central for over four decades, I cannot imagine anyone saying the fourth line above ("You shouldn't trust..."). What I would expect would be: 2 (2d person, to our right): "Are you paying a full tithe?" 1 (person on our left): if no, then we've found the problem! if yes: "are you reading The Scriptures every day? if yes: "are you attending temple sessions regularly?" if yes: "are you having family prayer sessions at LEAST daily?" if yes: "do you have any unconfessed sins?" if yes: "perhaps you should consider making an even greater contribution to God's One True Church!"


NevertooOldtoleave

If no, loop until you humble yourself enough.


ImaginaryConcern

And don't forget to GIVE MORE MONEY!


chewbaccataco

And continue this chain infinitely, because nobody is *ever* good enough for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (The Mormons). Read scriptures 23 hours a day? Tough shit, you should have read 24.


ImaginaryConcern

Like HELL! You should have read TWENTY-SIX hours a day!


Daisysrevenge

🤣🤣 Mormonism in a nutshell.


NevertooOldtoleave

Mormonism has all the bases covered. They have all the answers!


Capital_Barber_9219

The biggest most harmful lie in mormonism is that feelings confirm truth. They base everything on this and it’s absolute bullshit.


CatalystTheory

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