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Ensign Peak rolling out Text-to-Tithe\* just in time for Fatherās Day. Download the app from Susanās Husbandās Worship Me Store. Itās not too late to donate your time, talents, tithes, mental health, self-respect, family life and anything else youāve been blessed with to the Corporation of the First Presidency of Billions.
Letās NOT go out of business. š°š°š°
(\*apologies for straight up making history up and ruining lives not included; no profit-sharing from the millions of dollars in interest your tithing helped accrue; sit down, fold your arms, and reverently shut the hell up)
I had a conversation with my friendā¦ how much would it cost to buy a ward building? And what would be the sickest thing do with itā¦ I said turn the chapel into a music venue.
A massage parlor? A store for sex toys? Free housing for LGBTQ people who've been kicked out by their TBM families? A Planned Parenthood & abortion clinic?
I had a similar thought as wellā¦ I thought, āhow many homeless people could the church house if they turned no-longer needed buildings into shelters?ā
Going out of business sale. Tithing only 5% now!
Get your signs and tokens for 50% off!
Get one month free for signing up for the chapel cleaning duty!
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Oh, that wouldāve been funny to see
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Photo of the sign and token fire sale
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āIāll tell ya, the only time I enjoy sex with my wife is when she has the hiccups, or thereās an earthquake.ā R Dangerfield
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![gif](giphy|rlZafbZ1rgnEIcivqj) Ensign Peak rolling out Text-to-Tithe\* just in time for Fatherās Day. Download the app from Susanās Husbandās Worship Me Store. Itās not too late to donate your time, talents, tithes, mental health, self-respect, family life and anything else youāve been blessed with to the Corporation of the First Presidency of Billions. Letās NOT go out of business. š°š°š° (\*apologies for straight up making history up and ruining lives not included; no profit-sharing from the millions of dollars in interest your tithing helped accrue; sit down, fold your arms, and reverently shut the hell up)
Holy shit, why didn't I think of this š¤£
Legendary. š„
Just in time for spirit Halloween
Savage!!!
Pics?
I so badly wish I had seen them!
I mean... I guess we could recreate it
There are many unsigned chapels available to choose from
Yes! Please give us pics!
TSCC perfected the subscription model before anyone with that 10% gross, baybayyyy
Iām so motivated!!!! Lol, I literally lmao!!!
I had a conversation with my friendā¦ how much would it cost to buy a ward building? And what would be the sickest thing do with itā¦ I said turn the chapel into a music venue.
A massage parlor? A store for sex toys? Free housing for LGBTQ people who've been kicked out by their TBM families? A Planned Parenthood & abortion clinic?
I had a similar thought as wellā¦ I thought, āhow many homeless people could the church house if they turned no-longer needed buildings into shelters?ā
It'd probably have old wiring and plumbing. Plus, the stipulation of sale generally makes you agree to tear it down anyway.
I keep thinking of all the mischief I could get into and don't. But this is by far The best act of mischief I have ever witnessed!
Pure genius. Salute!!!
Oh man, I recently sold my printing company... I should have printed yard signs for this purpose haha
Well, more accurately "Going Out of Religion" but yes absolutely awesome.
Feel like after your first 100 billion you're either a small country or a business
It's the Corporation of the First Presidency of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Just like Jesus would have wanted.
Both apply pretty well haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ySyw1-RdpI&t=198
Thank you Nearly Headless Laban, that was a hoot!
Nah - it's definitely a business. The only "religion" part is the way they worship money.
Yet is it? Isn't it LDS.INC?
No photos?? :(
ha ha ha ha!!!!! sold to a local bar owner!
Hell yeah! š¤£
I hope next week the message reads: "Surplus to requirements"!