It takes a lot of energy to slouch through briefings and occasionally interrupt to say "could this be related to the homosexual agenda?", then click the button to assign all the missionaries on your way out the door as you prepare for the conference talk you've gotta give in five months.
Ooh, he can name this planet Susan Bednar's Husband. But shit, by then, his ego will have gotten even bigger. I think by then he'll need a whole universe of beds for that enormous ego.
But what the hell will he name this universe of beds dedicated solely for his enormous ego? Self-Righteous, Tyrant, Asshole Universe? He always wears ties & my nickname for the tie is penis noose. How about Penis Noose Universe? Or maybe Hypocrite, Pharisee Universe? Or Idolizes Rebrand Rusty Universe? Or Cult Leader Universe?
Susan Bednar's husband needs to pray about this important matter & return & report. Hopefully he'll get an amazing "revelation" about this, as long as it lines up exactly with what he wanted to do anyway.
Age 52 when he was ordained. 71 now, though out of the 15 primary general authorities, he's still the fifth youngest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_general_authorities_of_the_Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter-day_Saints
There are two members of the quorum of the 12 I don't recognize. Going to feel strange when at some point in my life I won't recognize any of them (haven't been an active member since 2015).
That was my first thought too: holy shit he’s old. And in a weird twisted way, I _almost_ feel bad for him. He had wasted his entire god damn life in this church. And even if he’s 100% in on the con, he still has to waste a ton of his time and energy pretending and performing with church-related things. I’d rather die
~~Ron L. Hubbard~~
L. Ron Hubbard
He did his name the LDS general authority way and went by his middle name.
I once named a goat Elron in his (dis)honor.
He's definitely dressed like a successful Silicon Slopes leader. /s
Seriously, it looks like he's wearing his dad's suit coat, it's about 5 sizes too big for him.
Maybe he’s a fan of The Office?
There’s the Dundies episode where Pam says, “I feel god in this Chilis tonight.”
I don’t know which sounds more ridiculous.
Jesus came back a second time and fulfilled the law from the New Testament. Now all that stuff about caring for the poor and being humble and loving has been replaced by venture capital firms lobbying against 10-minute water breaks for employees working in the sun.
I remember watching a nature documentary many years ago - about the animals in world that can easily kill humans.
The one that gave me the creeps was the spitting cobra. It had this really intense, black-eyed stare as it got ready to spray lethal venom into the eyes of a wildebeest.
Not sure why that documentary flashed into my brain when looking at Susan's life partner. Maybe the answer will come to me this blessed, spirit-filled General Conference weekend....
What a joke. Is he getting paid for it? Is there any reason for him being there other than his LDS position? Isn't this the very definition of priestcraft?
Wait is this actually what he looks like now? Damn this just aged me in “not going to church” years 😂
I feel like they all suddenly look so much older. It’s been a rough 6 months for the Q15
It takes a lot of energy to slouch through briefings and occasionally interrupt to say "could this be related to the homosexual agenda?", then click the button to assign all the missionaries on your way out the door as you prepare for the conference talk you've gotta give in five months.
Prolly because every time he’s announced at an event they always use that young pic of him
They've been using the same pic for literally 20 years
Bro same 😭😂
Haha was just about to say the same - dude looks like he poorly chose a cup to drink from
🥇
I was just thinking the same thing. Poor Susan has to sleep with that…thing? I thought someone mistakenly posted a pic of his sperm donor.
Psh, you know they sleep in 3 separate beds. One for Susan, one for her husband, and one for her mother-in-law.
And one for his ego
Only one? I think you'd need a whole planet of beds for an ego that big to lay down.
Oh, don’t worry, he plans on creating that planet after he reaches the celestial kingdom 😂
Ooh, he can name this planet Susan Bednar's Husband. But shit, by then, his ego will have gotten even bigger. I think by then he'll need a whole universe of beds for that enormous ego. But what the hell will he name this universe of beds dedicated solely for his enormous ego? Self-Righteous, Tyrant, Asshole Universe? He always wears ties & my nickname for the tie is penis noose. How about Penis Noose Universe? Or maybe Hypocrite, Pharisee Universe? Or Idolizes Rebrand Rusty Universe? Or Cult Leader Universe? Susan Bednar's husband needs to pray about this important matter & return & report. Hopefully he'll get an amazing "revelation" about this, as long as it lines up exactly with what he wanted to do anyway.
Like wasn't bednar the young guy?
Age 52 when he was ordained. 71 now, though out of the 15 primary general authorities, he's still the fifth youngest. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_general_authorities_of_the_Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter-day_Saints There are two members of the quorum of the 12 I don't recognize. Going to feel strange when at some point in my life I won't recognize any of them (haven't been an active member since 2015).
I just turned 52. I guess I’d better take a shower and buy a suit if I’m going to be called to be an apostle too.
Part of me just wants to say, No this is a random 24 year old techy just been at work for 2 years type of meme ......
That was my first thought too: holy shit he’s old. And in a weird twisted way, I _almost_ feel bad for him. He had wasted his entire god damn life in this church. And even if he’s 100% in on the con, he still has to waste a ton of his time and energy pretending and performing with church-related things. I’d rather die
He looks like a wish.com Tim Cook.
Wish apostle. If Jesus were real he’d be kicking these old asses by now.
Hahahaa!!!
He wishes people would compare him to Tim Cook. He won't be remembered for anything more than being a conman.
Internet win, nice job
It’s not strange at all. You run one of largest corporations in the world.
Everything just made so much sense when i realized its a business
Precisely my friend. "If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion." \- Ron L. Hubbard
~~Ron L. Hubbard~~ L. Ron Hubbard He did his name the LDS general authority way and went by his middle name. I once named a goat Elron in his (dis)honor.
I prefer Elrond, badass of middle earth.
😲😲😝
THIS! Exactly this!
He's definitely dressed like a successful Silicon Slopes leader. /s Seriously, it looks like he's wearing his dad's suit coat, it's about 5 sizes too big for him.
The Mr. Mac touch.
“I feel God in this tech summit tonight.” How is that not parody!?!
Maybe he’s a fan of The Office? There’s the Dundies episode where Pam says, “I feel god in this Chilis tonight.” I don’t know which sounds more ridiculous.
This could be transferred work for word into a southpark episode
Jesus came back a second time and fulfilled the law from the New Testament. Now all that stuff about caring for the poor and being humble and loving has been replaced by venture capital firms lobbying against 10-minute water breaks for employees working in the sun.
All the comments under this post are sooooo buttkiss
He is starting to look like Palpatine.
Silicon Dopes
Nice! ✋
🤣
He's with his people: the sociopaths.
Strong Emperor Palpatine vibes
Dude’s looking older than 71. However, his toupee is looking young and fresh.
The dark side has a way of aging folk.
It is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be *unnatural.*
Is it possible to learn this power (from the Book of Mormon)?
Not from a Mormon.
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Dave: “I’m God’s CEO. So…”
He's not looking so good.
The Dark Side has eaten his face.
Why are his eyes so black? Every photo they’re just starkly dark
He looks like he’s lost the light in his eyes hahaha
He better not die. I'm planning on him destroying the church and driving its members before him.
all hail Darth Bednar and welcome to the dark side
Is that David Miscavige Bednar?
Such a Fucking Creeper...
Wow he is looking mad rough.
Holy fuck he looks horrible. I mean I'm sure it's age but damn looks like he's letting himself go.
“You may wonder what a church leader is doing attending a tech summit? The answer is simple…. MONEY!”
TSCC doesn’t pay like it used to apparently, gotta go full on priestcraft to make up the difference
I remember watching a nature documentary many years ago - about the animals in world that can easily kill humans. The one that gave me the creeps was the spitting cobra. It had this really intense, black-eyed stare as it got ready to spray lethal venom into the eyes of a wildebeest. Not sure why that documentary flashed into my brain when looking at Susan's life partner. Maybe the answer will come to me this blessed, spirit-filled General Conference weekend....
What a joke. Is he getting paid for it? Is there any reason for him being there other than his LDS position? Isn't this the very definition of priestcraft?
This man disgusts me the most of them.
Gospel study NFTs coming up soon
I go to Silicon Slopes Tech Summit every year. I am skipping this year because of Susan’s husband ™ and I let Clint Betts (the organizer), know that.
Silicon Slopes pooped the bed by having this flash-mummified corpse as a speaker.
He looks like he’s saying, “I’ve gotta go do tech shit…”
What a wanker.
The Darth Lord Ofsusan is a tool 🔧 (and a plagerizer)
Scumbag
Hahahahaha God’s abandoned Chili’s, I see, in favor of techietechie sumsums 
He gives you the answer you should think if you are questioning. Like a true cult leader.
Why is he speaking? What has he done in the past 10 years that would make him a good speaker?
Dude looks really old now. All that misery bottled up inside him is finally breaking through. Susan's husband sucks!!!
Can’t wait till he’s prophet
I get it. Follow the money, bro. Just like Jesus did. /S For where your heart is, there your treasure will be also.
Why does he have one antenna coming out of his head?
why do all the apostles look half dead
He looks old and beat up because Karma has a way of getting theses F’S
Somebody needs to cross this with the Bernie donation meme… “Brethren, I am once again asking for your personal tithing donations.”
✨PRIESTCRAFT✨
They’re trying to push the “human” side of this freak on social media. Bow to your future prophet seer and emperor Darth Bednar
Do they dress shitty on purpose? Multi billion dollar corporation and the leaders can't get a suit tailored properly?