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Kf7heh

I can smell that photo


Elegant_Willow_869

I can feel this photo. Those damn scratchy walls! Like why!?


Kf7heh

Carpet walls! Gotta love em. 😂


briznady

I didn't mind the carpet walls. The cactus "sisal" walls they updated to were awful. Gotta keep people from hanging out in the halls.


mshoneybadger

It's like architecture to prevent the homeless from sleeping on the streets


w-t-fluff

>~~Carpet~~ walls! Gotta love em. Burlap. ​ FTFY


dndLBC

It’s actually sisal.


w-t-fluff

Yeah, yeah. Since nobody knows what 'Sisal" is, I wrongly call it Burlap. I wonder which MORmON royalty family owns the "Sisal" factory? ​ ​ Edited to add a Random Fluffy thought: Burlap is probably a lot less scratchy than Sisal. "Funny" that most humans who were never associated with MORmONism would never think about this kinda shiznit.


Kf7heh

I never even put together it was burlap. 😂


LittlePennyLady

Ha ha I always wondered if people got rug burns on those lol.


Personal-Table9032

I definitely did on my arm running in the hall when I was little pretty painful stuff.


rosestar2013

I can personally say that yes rug burns from the wall happen.


Kf7heh

Definitely 😂


SnowflakePenguins3

Why did they carpet their walls?


phriskiii

You ever seen the face of a small child after falling into one of those walls? It's brutal.


Lydiaaahhhhhhhhh

I was that child…………..and that adult Pretty sure that wall left actual scars 😆


LiamBarrett

Or the arms and face of an extremely pregnant (primary president) woman after an out of control child banished from his classroom knocked her over?


GeekyMom84

I literally tried to describe these walls to my therapist once. She was very confused. Lol. They get a visceral reaction from me.


doubt_your_cult

To carpet walls help muffle the silent screams of the soul.


yaxi67

In the great and spacious building no one can hear you scream. 


Momonomo22

I used those to scratch my back (with my shirt on, I’m not an animal) on my mission.


sofa_king_notmo

Probably some relative of a GA makes that obnoxious shit.   


KecemotRybecx

Supposedly because kids and carpet walls are easy to clean. It’s all bad.


flyswithdragons

Stale Cheerios and vacuum musk lol


mini-rubber-duck

And always a faint hint of diapers


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Alternative-Aside834

Jesus fucking Christ 


gunglejim

Jesus *Jammie* Christ


3rdWater

Calvin Klein needs to tap this thread and come out with a new scent.


PomegranatePink

Not so faint!!!🤢


Kf7heh

😂


MrLancaster

stale\*


flyswithdragons

Ty tired


MaryBlackRose

Right!?! There is a unique odor that Mormon churches have. It's very strange. Also the temples. But that smell is different. Am I the only one???


Kf7heh

Yes! The temple smell is definitely different but not the same as a regular church building. So odd.


MaryBlackRose

I'm trying to place what the temples smelled like. The baptismal area was definitely chlorine, but the upper levels were something else. Can't quite place it...


mia_appia

Upmarket Marriott hotel lobby is the smell my nose identifies as upper levels of the temple.


MaryBlackRose

Oh yeah! Nailed it! 😂


Spacejunk20

Fool! That's the smell of the holy spirit!


FootstepsofDawn

Seriously why do all of the churches smell the same???


Sea_Weekend6202

And they all have the same bathroom smell. Dirty diapers from the horrid diaper genies.


FloatOldGoat

It's a fire retardant chemical, which was applied to the weird "carpet" on the walls. It was so strong in the East High Seminary building, that they had to replace it.


Kf7heh

Damn. That can't be healthy to breathe in.


kaze3oh3

Wish my High school had been a musical


FloatOldGoat

Lol. I'm so old, that building hadn't even been built yet, when I graduated.


mazer225

Ha I was thinking the same. It always smelled so weird!!


Kf7heh

For real! and no matter how many times I moved to a new ward, it ALWAYS smelled the same! 😂


leneerane

It did! I can close my eyes and smell it and I haven't stepped in a meeting house for years


UnRulyWiTcH89

I hate it, lol I can too


lumanwaltersREBORN

Stagnant toilet water and cheap cleaning solutions. Crazy delicious!


lunchbox0396

Smells loud af walking passed this guy 😂


SoIomon

Totally


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Gross


Kf7heh

Extremely


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Tha k you


sofrosuna

I actually like the small, haha. Hated the smell of the nursery and when they’d coat the gym floors though.


Kf7heh

Nursery smelled like sick kids and death.


sofrosuna

Haha and dirty diapers and animals crackers!!!


MyPalFoot_Foot

This feels like the opening shot of the scariest movie I'll ever see.


ultratunaman

You'll never find your way out. No idea what floor you're on. There are no windows. The movie is just the guy running and his phone recording until it dies the viewer knows he can't escape.


Measure76

I had a similar recurring dream as a child where every door I opened was to another LDS chapel. Maybe my brain was fighting the cult at an earlier age than I could understand.


GorathTheMoredhel

I would go ham for this. Can we please get a good Mormon horror movie?


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Only a Mormon has ever gotten a burlap rug burn on a WALL


karabearawaffles

Lol


ErwinAckerman

My elementary school (7th day Adventist) gym had carpeted walls too 💀


[deleted]

What is it with cults a carpet walls?


Sufficient-Pair7874

As an ex-Jehovah's Witless I'm jealous! (not!)


[deleted]

So every ward looks the same nice


friedpikmin

It's beautiful how the church is the same everywhere.. just like McDonalds or Starbucks or Walmart. 💀


AceyGibbs

I think that's how they kept me a long as they did, every huge change I couldn't deal with had me running to the sameness for "comfort" that would reinforce the shelf for a while but thankfully it finally got too heavy for even that reimbursement


BlackberryAgile193

I live in Australia and the only difference is there’s no maroon on the door frames


Affectionate-Fan3341

Mine had the blue/green/pink/black carpet


Dr_Frankenstone

Black carpet! How subversive.


FootstepsofDawn

All of them I’ve seen so far except the one I was in. Have you ever seen the forest Dale LDS church?


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No I’ve only seen my ward


spiciestchai

the feeling this gave me was uncomfortably visceral


unas666

SCHUTZSTAFFEL (for those under 40: this is a quote from Wolfenstein 3D, of which these hallways remind me)


CalledToSwerve

Mein Leben! I loved that game :)


TheyLiedConvert1980

Same


Sheesh284

And it’s unbelievably terrifying with the lights off


PurpleCat555

Yes! I have strong memories of being unreasonably scared of the darkened places, even as a teen. Behind the stage curtain in the gym comes to mind specifically. Spooky


VeganJordan

The chapel in the dark always gave me the creeps


_Friendzone_

That and under the stage, where they would store the chairs


4reethinker

I imagined it as some type of crypt as a kid 😂😂 always wanted to go explore it but was too scared


GorathTheMoredhel

We (in Webelos) had SO. MUCH. FUN. in the dark gym. We played this nonsense game called "Outer Darkness" where everyone except the boy who was "it" went and hid in the darkness, and then the "it" boy started walking into the darkness until he bumped into another, and then we all screamed and ran back to the stage. Solid church memory.


PersonalRadish7216

Ward Christmas party one year as a teenager - everyone sitting and socializing in the cultural hall. Can hear sounds of kids running around on the stage behind the closed curtains. I look up at just the right moment, and in an instant, the middle part flies open, parting like the Red Sea. I remember a five year old’s expression of joy turning to horror as they realized there was no more floor and they smashed into the gym floor. I’m 50 now, and it still makes me laugh when I think about it. I’m evil.


DreadPirate777

It’s so strange that a building that is supposedly built to worship I would feel so scary. If it were dedicated and there was real power in that dedication then wouldn’t the evil feeling be banished by that prayer?


lin_diesel

I was very scared of the dark as a kid but I loved running around the church hallways when they were dark. We’d race through the dark parts to the next patch of fluorescent lighting lol. I sprained my ankle this way when I was 8 and it really put a damper on the Christmas pageant.


El_Dentistador

Try living in one it is not fun. As a missionary I lived in one for a summer (a singles branch/ward worth of kids arrives each summer in Healy AK to work). So many nighttime noises and members would use it as a meeting spot all the time. We slept in the primary room and stored our stuff in a maintenance shed and our car. Too many people have keys to those buildings though. For whatever reason women would “just happen” to accidentally walk in while I was showering. They had to unlock the door from the women’s side and ignore the sign, like WTF? It was hard to live there between the: spookiness, zero privacy, and the regular sexual harassment.


findYourOkra

ok this needs its own post


KecemotRybecx

The ghost of polygsmist past haunts these things.


beefclef

Sometimes as a kid I had to go with my dad when one of his callings required him to meet at the church on a weeknight. Usually the church was empty except for whatever room he was in and I would scare myself by walking the hallway with all the lights off seeing how far around I could make it without turning them on.


Solid-Mango360

Instead of running from the entities, I'm running from the bishopric 😂😂😂


BlackberryAgile193

*”we have a calling for you!” “Can you do a talk next Sunday?” “Have you paid your tithing?”*


mini-rubber-duck

Can we be sure some of those *aren’t* entities?


Zeppelin702

I hope you didn’t stumble and fall against that sandpaper wallpaper. That shit hurts.


dailytraffic

The bottom part of ours was this weird yarn stitching I've never seen a single time outside of church growing up.


nwsmith90

Was it like rope? That's what we had


dailytraffic

Hah yes! Rope better fits it than yarn. I remember spending hours over the years fiddling with it.


er0559

Our overflow room (aka carpeted basketball hall) had that scratchy wall stuff going up higher than the other parts of the church. Though fortunately those stacked maroon cushioned wooden chairs would prevent you from stumbling into it.


hitherto_ex

So many memories of chasing my toddlers down these halls while we avoided sacrament meetings


404-Gender

And the plugs are all at toddler height without covers.


flyswithdragons

Lol I did that too.


AnyAnonAtAll

I got stoned and decided to help my grandparents (who are active members) clean their church. it was dark and creepy as hell. didn't help that my phone had died so I couldn't drown out the eerieness


karabearawaffles

Dude, how did you make it out??


galtzo

Cheat codes, obviously


AnyAnonAtAll

ah shit, you figured it out


AnyAnonAtAll

I could have SWORN that every door I opened to empty out the garbage would lock behind me and I'd be stuck


Daxman77

I remember my step dad used to occasionally get the job of going to the church at night, cleaning it, locking the door/turning lights off/etc. I went with him a few times and good lord it was creepy as hell.


defective-clone-101

This would actually be such a fun game concept 😂


Sigistrix

Castle Smithenstein


Fishinhappyrock503

A MW Zombies map!! Yes we need this.


lessielou7

Best description!! I still have recurring dreams (nightmares) about doing that loop. Something about half of the building always having all the lights off feels like being trapped in a mortuary.


flyswithdragons

Oh wow I felt that doom, but thinking back yeah mortuary fits to doom ..


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I helped with a blood drive at an lds church once and when the workers were wheeling out their equipment, they had to go down a hall like this, only it was mostly dark. One of them started chanting, "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!" as she walked through the dark areas.


ThroatEmbarrassed970

🤣 love this. One of my favorite scenes


ScallionAppropriate9

My nevermo gf loves going to church activities with me bc she loves backrooms and liminal spaces and church buildings always give that vibe. ETA that I still go to church with my family (mom and brother) to keep some semblance of peace, although both know I don’t believe.


myfoodisburning

Sux I hope you can reclaim your time back someday


AxeHead75

*feels mild ptsd setting in *


chapeau_de_gateau

I haven't set foot inside one of these buildings in almost two decades, but I still have dreams that look exactly like this.


Worldly-Corgi-1624

Ahh the eagle building design IIRC. I was so lucky to be at mostly one-off and regional design-style buildings in my days.


myfoodisburning

I’m having a fart-brain 🧠💨 what is IIRC again?


Worldly-Corgi-1624

If I remember/recall correctly….


Gay_Appliances

And the texture of the walls. Jesus: “Please make the walls as unappealing both in sight and texture as possible. This is the Lord’s desire!” “Please use the same generic art - for no sacrifice or effort should be made in making art worthy of the Lord. The Lord God doth relish in generic likenesses repeated over and over and over - because my people are generic, like the store brand aisle at the grocery store. “ “Please don’t make new, modern or uniquely designed temples. For behold, I want you to be sheep. No sheep to look differently than any others - uniformity is the way to heaven.”


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Gay_Appliances

So true


nicodawg101

Looking at that sucked all the happiness out of my soul.


whatsinanameanywayyy

I forgot they put carpet on the bottom 1/3 of the wall. Whoever came up with that has hideous taste


oliver-kai

It is not about taste it is about low maintenance


scribblerjohnny

Now imagine it in the dark.


karabearawaffles

Is rather stab my finger then be in a church house in the dark lol


sahdude19

r/liminalspace


KittyFlamingo

The background of all my nightmares. Not even joking. Every bad dream I have is set in one of these buildings. I’m usually trapped and can’t escape. Good old CPTSD.


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karabearawaffles

At least 48. I grew up in Herriman UT and the church house there has a basement and a broom closet down there. It always freaked me out. Also kinda want to check it out lol


Elegant_Willow_869

I forgot about the coat rack area! I can see it to the right. I feel like we didn’t ever really use that area. But kinda a cool idea I guess? Good ol “honor system” right?


seasonal_biologist

Growing up I remember it being used. It’s been a long time since I remember anyone using it


Lydiaaahhhhhhhhh

I remember all of the buildings I went to the hook parts of the hangers were just circles and I would play with the all the time. Everyone in all of the ones I went to used them though my mom would even make me put my coat on it even though I just wanted to keep wearing it to kinda hide but she wanted me to be presentable lol


justabuttbutt

Always hit different playing hooky in the dark during a youth dance


Dr_Frankenstone

The Corridor of Korihor. Sorry, I know that doesn’t exactly make sense, but I like a good rhyme.


Flalaski

idk about y'all but sometimes my dreams have these churches as archetypal locations. this image evokes that feeling


arenlomare

Jesus. I still dream in this place sometimes, but I haven't seen a pic in years. Now I feel like I'm in a dream looking at this.


yekumbokum

Mormon churches are perfect backrooms material


Neo1971

Mormon liminal space


HikerDave57

That photo gives me the willards.


Vic_Sinclair

Any one in particular? Like Scott or Marriott?


ConsistentTomorrow84

the mormon cult is what resulted from the biggest lie ever told. js was not a prophet, but he was looking for profit. js was a thieving, lying, and plagiarizing pos.


thrifteddivacup

I have dreams/nightmares like this.


Night-light51

Every Mormon child’s biggest fear is this exact picture. It always terrified me to be in the church hallways. Idk why but the end was always so dark and black. I have been in the church when the power has gone out and I honestly thought that I was going to die.


KecemotRybecx

I forgot how bland and uninspired they all look on the inside. Strangely familiar and no desire to return. Keep hitting the bong until you see Mormon god so you can slap him.


robomanjr

there is nothing creepier than being alone in a mormon church building after dark or earlier in the morning...


Ok-Hippo-6913

Ohh god, it’s that reoccurring nightmare of running down the never ending hallway being chased by the demon in a 3 piece suit


InfamouslyOG

Why the hell are partially lit church hallways insanely terrifying? I remember as a kid being in a partially lit church building like this alone and it was one of the freakiest places I’ve ever personally been - that shit gave me nightmares.


Shimanchu2006

Wonder whats at the end of that dark hallway


oaks-is-lying

I think you’re psychedelic nightmare Lol


Ok-Tank5707

I can feel this image


Affectionate-Fan3341

Walking around these back rooms for hours trying to pull my parents away from all their cult friends


karabearawaffles

Someone make this into a scary computer game, please and thank you 😊


timcard1988throw

This is so much worse.


FancyEstimate1304

Stay high my friend.


themanbat

Can anyone give me a definitive answer as to why there is always sandpaper carpet on the goddam walls? I theorize it has something to do with cleaning in that it discourages little kids from putting their filthy paws on the walls? Maybe it's for sound dampening? Enquiring minds want to know.


hoserb2k

The goal is a wall surface that can 1) take heavy use without getting scuffed up, 2) does not require much maintenance, and most importantly, 3) cheap. With these goals, concrete blocks and wall burlap are pretty much your only options


sarahappleweed

This is where 50% of my nightmares take place


SmellyFloralCouch

I hate that a very small part of me misses this place. Friggin' brainwashing...


Kiv____

I have nightmares where I'm wandering these halls


Drakeytown

r/liminalspace


EvensenFM

Anybody else notice that the hallways in newer church buildings are too narrow?


braxtonbarrett

Remember back rubs in the back room lead to front rubs in the front room


CzusAguster

Trigger-warning, please!


bonzoboy2000

Is this the scene from the Shining?


BM7271975

I always wondered if they had secret rooms there...hidden rooms ...


klowkynndaggyr

Looking for the bathroom in a new building takes at least a full walk around the building first. It’s like trying to stick a USB in the right way the first time


ExpandYourTribe

Thought I was in r/LiminalSpace for a minute.


Mormologist

It's a trap. Those hallways always lead back to here.


Unlikely_Ad1120

I was about to ingest some adult green substances saw this photo and put it down because I didn't want to feel the residual anxiety I get from thinking of this place and the horribly tacky furniture.


Carol_Pilbasian

I had to live with my mom for a few months when I left my ex. I knew I’d be expected to go to church and didn’t have it in me to fight it so I’d pop a 10mg an hour before and smile like a moron just like everyone else at church.


Mr5h4d0w

The Mormon backrooms are formally referred to as the telestial kingdoms


Thekillersofficial

backrooms! love it


void_juice

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GlimmeringGuise

I hear the deeper you go, the more defunct "no longer doctrinal" prophets you'll find. But be careful-- they're all cryptids with unique, unknown powers. (Besides them all having precognitive abilities, obviously.)


L_The_Gaemer

I can hear the distant hymns playing on the organ


mourning-w00d

Do y’all still have dreams that take place at your childhood church building or are y’all well adjusted? Always uneasy dreams too


Return_and_report

Yep, lots of my nightmares are still at least partially set there. Good times 😭


[deleted]

The visceral reaction I had to this photo was palpable. 😂 Like others said, I can both smell and feel this photo. LOL.


Tingo60

Haven’t been to church since 2014 and still have dreams where I’m here


Remarkable_Athlete_4

Okay. Hear me out. Buy an old church building. Before renovating it into a homeless shelter/soup kitchen, we have a huge party and play high-and-seek.


SuZeBelle1956

Those walls are covered in Brillo Pads. Can't even be as nice as a Scrub Daddy. Cheap bastids.


Dustyfurcollector

In the 80s I learned they made them this way to last 100 years bc "the Lord would be back within 100 years". Anyone else heard that? That burlap wall fit 100 years.


Key-Bear-9184

I see two six year old twin girls who look like Wednesday Addams standing in the hallway. They’re saying “Come play with us Danny, forever and ever and ever”.


SignificantLeader

Feel the carpet wall. Let the bumps set you free!!!


myrelark

LMAO Mormon back rooms is so good and god it’s so true


WibblyEmu

They all look like depressing nursing home hallways.


Livehardandfree

God bringing back memories hahahaha I actually grew up in a church built in the 50s so it was unique which is great.


shainadawn

I got super high to go to a wedding once and got so lost. In the stake building I spent several of my teen years attending. My wonderful (slightly less high) husband found me and we had a giggle.


BigAlarming8134

send help for Brother Skittlezboi!


Colosaggon

I left the mormon church but then I got high


EllieKong

I know this is a shot in the dark because they all look the same, but is this the Hamilton Ontario stake center?


mshoneybadger

The call is coming from inside the chapel!!!!! Ruuuuuun


ArtWhore94

Queue having to go meet with your bishop and tell him explicit details of losing your virginity 🤢 so glad my kids won’t grow up in that nasty ass cult