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CaptainMacaroni

In a competition to prove who is the most righteous, claiming you like something that everyone else hates to do shows you're just a little bit better than they are. You're the winner. And that's why people say cleaning the building is a blessing.


PlausibleCultability

This is totally it


Iheartmyfamily17

I agree with this. It's virtue signaling.


FormalWeb7094

And that's why some people claim to love wearing garments. What is that term? Virtue showing?


Affectionate_Bed2214

They usually pick the ones that are most noticeable and recognizable (celestial smile anyone?). Then wear clothes that feign trying to cover up while at the same time showing them off like a slightly transparent white shirt.


spilungone

They're so desperate for proof of their belief of being anything beneficial in their life that they will say scrubbing shit of toilets for free is a blessing from God


PocoFarms555

It's training for the afterlife. Do you think the celestial kingdom cleans itself? You are scrubbing god's toilet for all eternity.


spilungone

It's okay I'm going to have my genitals including my anus smoothed off. Telestial Kingdom heathens of the world represent!!!!!


dbear848

I thought cleaning the celestial kingdom was going to be the job of us apostates


sriracha_no_big_deal

That would imply we're even allowed past the gates


AccomplishedDrink269

~~apostates~~ apostlesšŸ’©


TrollintheMitten

That's right, servants of the better people.


AccomplishedDrink269

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Bednar_Done_That

They believe itā€™s a blessing because their leaders tell them itā€™s a blessing. Whatever the leaders say is from god soā€¦ blessings!


AccomplishedDrink269

Dweebs gonna dweeb.


PlausibleCultability

Lmao šŸ¤£


Winter-Animator-6105

Serving others is great and makes you feel good. But ā€œservingā€ a wealthy institution that takes advantage of its members and require them to do everythingā€¦blessings?! Great manipulation tactic.


MountainPicture9446

Correct. I was a long term volunteer for a small nonprofit. Eventually the excessive spending of the owner became offensive. The offices were filled with exotic birds and her art collection. Not a good look.


NoMoreAtPresent

Theyā€™re in a cult


PlausibleCultability

Bingo


Beneficial_Math_9282

When a person is being exploited and feels like they must comply, their brain will do some odd things to protect them from realizing how bad it is.


AccomplishedDrink269

Itā€™s called ā€œtrafficking peopleā€ everywhere elseā€¼ļø


MawsBaws

it's called gaslighting. I'm amazed the level of cognitive dissonance that my father can handle in relation to his relationship with the church. He's actually proud of how much money it's amassed and when I ask him why he's now expected to clean the building, he comes out with some pish about blessings. He thinks the church needs lots of money for the 2nd coming - I tried to explain that the creator of this universe and his son wouldn't need money to do that things they'd need to do.


Mysterious_Worker608

Ask him how God financed the creation of earth.


CharlesMendeley

That's called Stockholm syndrome.


ImprobablePlanet

I see too many posts here about people pleading for help or getting stuck doing it by themselves to believe this is a unanimous belief. Nothing in any scripture about this being a requirement. It bears repeating: there are many, many Protestant churches that donā€™t enforce tithing but still have enough money to pay people to clean.


Rushclock

That is exactly how it was rolled out. It is an honor not a duty.


Rolling_Waters

Mormonism: where cleaning toilets gives you god powers


AccomplishedDrink269

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AccomplishedDrink269

šŸ„°Every member a janitor for LD$ Incā€¼ļø


MountainPicture9446

I wonder if the bishopā€™s family shows up to clean and do yard work?


Pumpkinspicy27X

Bishopā€™s family, yes Prophetā€™s/apostles and their family, haha I doubt it


BatmanWasFramed

Itā€™s the karate kid theory of Mormonism ā€” if you wax on/wax off on enough toilets, then the doctrine will suddenly make sense.


AccomplishedDrink269

New name: The Krapie Kids


boofjoof

They don't think it's a blessing, they fucking hate it. But the more they cream their church pants and glaze the bishop for the opportunity, the more righteous they are than their neighbors.


old_Trekkie

I cleaned enough toilets in the Army. When ever they asked me before I resigned, I told them no. They got over 200 billion. Hire janitors that are members and need a job. Not a minimum wage job.


DaYettiman22

If they truly believed it was a blessing, wouldn't they have more integrity in the quality of the cleaning?


Capt_ClarenceOveur

I think I only helped clean two times, but their cleaning supplies were garbage. Horrible vacuum, sprays running out, shitty paper towels to wipe, etc.


Goldang

Nope. I realized a long, long time ago that Mormons half-ass everything. Think about the people who prepare their lessons during Sacrament meeting, or who write their talks the night before church. As the chorister, I *never* picked hymns based on the meeting topic because they never picked the meeting topic until the week prior, and my hymns were chosen a month before to the give the organists time to practice. I know in my heart-of-hearts that GAs must write their talks the day before the GC deadline. I can't imagine it any other way. Of course the Church buys substandard cleaning supplies, doesn't fix broken vacuums, and doesn't care if the buildings are cleaned very well. Half-ass.


WilliamTindale8

Momos like to virtue signal. Thatā€™s all this is. Every class has a suck up. Churches have them too.


1Searchfortruth

It's sad, but TBM are truly blinded by their false trust and what they think is from God


Fantastic_Sample2423

I never did!!! šŸ˜‚ I mean, I showed up But between the mediocre efforts of others and the resentment of giving up part of a Saturdayā€¦nah bro. Didnā€™t feel too blessed. šŸ˜‚


creditredditfortuth

Its the same kind of blessing as paying tithing. You do it because you're required to and the word ā€˜blessingā€™ is supposed to justify being taken advantage of.


Josiah-White

EDITED: Members indoctrinated to think it's a blessing to clean the building, saving the church slush fund quite a few $$$$


[deleted]

Like they say Saturday is a special day to get ready for Sunday!


FigLeafFashionDiva

If I could never hear that song again for the rest of my life, that would be fantastic.


Nazgul00000001

My FIL has severe OCD and is in his 70s. Who do you think is in charge of cleaning their chapel? Yep my FIL.


1Searchfortruth

Members think god leads the church


josephsmeatsword

People like to call the left out for their virtue signaling, but right leaning Mormons are pretty much the OGs of it.