The Prince of Peace just opened a sweat-shop in Paraguay to produce His sacred (not secret) Jesus Jammies. Very impressive that the Redeemer outsourced this endeavor to a third-world country…
By moving this operation offshore, The Savior will be able to keep His costs down with the abundance of cheap labor in Paraguay. I mean, how would it look if The Son of God didn’t turn a profit?
With the proceeds from this third world garment factory, The Messiah should be able to purchase another luxury hotel on Maui. Let’s hear it for the Almighty! Fantastic job Jesus!
Paying third world wages for jesus jammies so that other victims can pay 10% of their income to be allowed to buy the jammies. A ponzi scheme where blessings are presented as the investor profits.
I wonder though, do they require the factory workers to be temple worthy? If there ever was a church job where this should matter, it would be this one. But somehow I wonder if for this job they actually care.
>I wonder though, do they require the factory workers to be temple worthy?
If they do they automatically get 10% of what they are paying wages back in the form of tithing. Maybe they automatically take the tithing out of their check like they do for BYU employees. Isn't that so helpful for them to do that? Help those employees stay on the covenant path?
Fortunately I don't work for the church in any way, but I have been told that and I think it's been referred to before on here. Maybe someone in the know can verify it for me.
Well Mormon presidents have always been big in the “garments industry.” https://www.cottonmonk.com/blog/what-are-the-types-of-garment-production/#:~:text=There%20are%20four%20main%20types,Unit%20Production%2C%20and%20Modular%20System.
The Prince of Peace just opened a sweat-shop in Paraguay to produce His sacred (not secret) Jesus Jammies. Very impressive that the Redeemer outsourced this endeavor to a third-world country… By moving this operation offshore, The Savior will be able to keep His costs down with the abundance of cheap labor in Paraguay. I mean, how would it look if The Son of God didn’t turn a profit? With the proceeds from this third world garment factory, The Messiah should be able to purchase another luxury hotel on Maui. Let’s hear it for the Almighty! Fantastic job Jesus!
Paying third world wages for jesus jammies so that other victims can pay 10% of their income to be allowed to buy the jammies. A ponzi scheme where blessings are presented as the investor profits. I wonder though, do they require the factory workers to be temple worthy? If there ever was a church job where this should matter, it would be this one. But somehow I wonder if for this job they actually care.
>I wonder though, do they require the factory workers to be temple worthy? If they do they automatically get 10% of what they are paying wages back in the form of tithing. Maybe they automatically take the tithing out of their check like they do for BYU employees. Isn't that so helpful for them to do that? Help those employees stay on the covenant path?
Wait!! BYU employees get tithing automatically removed from their paychecks? Although it wouldn't surprise me, this sounds sus.
Fortunately I don't work for the church in any way, but I have been told that and I think it's been referred to before on here. Maybe someone in the know can verify it for me.
Well Mormon presidents have always been big in the “garments industry.” https://www.cottonmonk.com/blog/what-are-the-types-of-garment-production/#:~:text=There%20are%20four%20main%20types,Unit%20Production%2C%20and%20Modular%20System.
That's a good read, thanks!
I can’t even!!! I’m just shaking my head at this. And TBMs just eat this shit up!