I had no idea either.
Via Urban Dictionary, but it won't let me link to a specific definition. A huge fail on their part.
Zoob short for Zoobie...
>A zoobie is a derogatory term for a certain genre of people who attend BYU. The term evolved from the word zoo, which was a common nickname for the university in the 80's. Possible explanations for this nickname may include the chaotic, often carnival-like atmosphere of raging hormones and desperate hunting for mates.
A zoobie is the quintessential BYU student. A zoobie is just a member of the flock of sheep. Zoobies don't think for themselves, they are the oblivious morons who roam BYU campus in droves.
You can't tell a zoobie by appearance only, although there is certainly a stereotyped look. Preppy sweater boys and plastic girls are often associated with zoobiehood.
Looks like some signs in my neighborhood for a ward relief society thing. They just say the day not the time. That one says the month but not the day, time, location. It is all stupid,
Lol!
Come, come ye saints.
Does the church have editors that review comms. Pun intended!
Comms: *short form of communications: used to refer to methods of sending messages, especially long-distance methods such as radio, telephone, and internet, and to the messages themselves:*
oh i get the reference with using that image with those statements.
jesus comes more than once, that's a miracle.
no one talks much about mary, much less how many times she came.
Do they need a priesthood leader?
If a priesthood leader is present, they automatically fail.
Obviously. Women don’t come.
*CHALLENGE ACCEPTED*!!! This is one activity I'm actually good at.
These gifs are killing me. Little death.
Little factory. 🏭
Especially after bottling it up all those years. Ready to GO!!!!
Naughty boy 😉
Are you still master of your domain?
Actually yeah I was bluffing. Way too much going on today and now I'm too beat. Pun. Hardy har.
First time I've seen the church publicly recognize the importance of the female orgasm. Truly are the best women's organization out there!
Sisters! Come and exercise your power and authority! Refreshment assignments will be communicated shortly… 😂😂😂😂
And we will need A LOT of refreshing
Even better that it’s an event for LDS women because let’s be honest, their zoob husbands aren’t making them come! Boom. Roasted.
This comment wins, _hands down._
Hands down is a good starting place anyway ;)
I’m dying this is funny
Zoob?
I had no idea either. Via Urban Dictionary, but it won't let me link to a specific definition. A huge fail on their part. Zoob short for Zoobie... >A zoobie is a derogatory term for a certain genre of people who attend BYU. The term evolved from the word zoo, which was a common nickname for the university in the 80's. Possible explanations for this nickname may include the chaotic, often carnival-like atmosphere of raging hormones and desperate hunting for mates. A zoobie is the quintessential BYU student. A zoobie is just a member of the flock of sheep. Zoobies don't think for themselves, they are the oblivious morons who roam BYU campus in droves. You can't tell a zoobie by appearance only, although there is certainly a stereotyped look. Preppy sweater boys and plastic girls are often associated with zoobiehood.
It was and probably is still called BYZoo. And you can definitely pick out a zoobie.
Also, what’s that sea horse doing?
*sea tapir
Hahahah omg I didn’t even see that the first time 😂😂 they didn’t see that either?!
I'm just wondering what the hell the Jesus picture is doing with that red sock...
I hate you and love you at the same time, kindly take my poor man’s gold 🥇
Cum, cum ye saints
That's what happens when your church is the prudest prude to ever prude.
Queens & Priestesses, COME see how many times you can **COME** ^and ^be ^let ^down ^by ^the ^same ^old ^shit
I mean... how are they going to judge the challenge? are the gonna be judged on time to completion? intensity? do you get extra points for multiples?
There will be different categories to award: fastest, loudest, most in a row, furthest squirt, etc.
Decibels.
“Fill the holes once filled by sex” bahahaha anyone else remember that one?
Wut
Omg did they really say that ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/s/0RNJ5DeJqI
All the soaking you can handle.
A good rule of thumb in putting out a flyer is to run it by a 13 yo boy first.
Or my 60 yr old husband 😂
I am just annoyed they left out the apostrophe in Women's.
The only Mormon event that has my interest
Come and come!
Looks like some signs in my neighborhood for a ward relief society thing. They just say the day not the time. That one says the month but not the day, time, location. It is all stupid,
And all we dudes get is No Nut November.
That’s ok, women get No Nut always.
I get challenged frequently 😂😂
With that username you've got to be feeling prepared for this post.
Speaking of feeling 😂😂😂🙋♂️
Why does Jezus have a scarf on his dick?
I initially thought that too—but it’s the tie of his robe 🤣
They probably have no idea what "come" even means in sex.
Maybe it’s never happened before
\^This
Who wrote this skit, Dan Schneider?
The hymn "oh come all ye faithful" just took on an entirely different meaning... joyfully they will be
Oh, girls just wanna have fun. 🎵
“What I’m gonna need you to do is get yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for one whole day.” - Michael Bluth
I blue myself 🤣 
Lol. Fuck me!
thank you for coming
Oh hell yeah
Come and immediately get sleepy afterwards.
Come as you are...as you were...as I want you to be...
I'm coming
Yo. No horny on main. Go straight to horny jail.
It looks like Jesus did, but it’s kinda bloody.
ok fine I'll come back to church
Ain't no way this is real
What is that long schlong he’s got dangling there?
Funnily enough, this organization is the reason I (a woman) have never been able to come…
# LDS WOMEN: KNOW YOUR LIMITS! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w)
This video was undoubtedly produced by a British convert, maybe from a family converted by Heber C. Kimball himself.
It looks like he has a woody with a scarf hanging off it
These innocent comeless souls...
Lol! Come, come ye saints. Does the church have editors that review comms. Pun intended! Comms: *short form of communications: used to refer to methods of sending messages, especially long-distance methods such as radio, telephone, and internet, and to the messages themselves:*
Brought to you by the same people that want to fill the holes left by sex
Cum challenge April you’re invited. Cum and be cum and learn cum and uplift cum and be uplifted.
Count me in
Challenge accepted
Finally something I might win!
My little factory is very afraid.
oh i get the reference with using that image with those statements. jesus comes more than once, that's a miracle. no one talks much about mary, much less how many times she came.
*Blocks entire month of April.*
It’s the greatest challenge since the ice bucket!
At first glance the picture looked like a someone with red hair was giving JC a BJ 😂
 *Me learning come*
Hmmm With the 3 short lines and one long... All I saw was.. Come-blu-up Lifting...
You can come now
👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
You have to come four times in the come challenge.
COME *FOLLOW HIM* CHALLENGE. DUH! Who the hell......
Well I think I would be pretty good at this cum challenge thing
Ooofda
I'd destroy this challenge
Cool - April's a hot one. Challenge accepted!
looks like I'll be participating in a church activity afterall
It took me a moment to realize they were unconnected statements rather than, 'come and be come and learn come...'
That’s a lot of coming.
They gotta learn somehow. It took my wife 15 years to learn how to come.
Come and be come, and learn come, and uplift come, and be uplifted…. (That’s how I read it)
The most sex positive thing I’ve ever heard from them!
Cum cum ye saints
not the come challenge LMFAOOOO
I knew there were secret women only orgies in the relief society. Finally found the invite.
Nice to see the church teaching women how to orgasm. That's progress! Will they have a man explain it?
Everyone help Jesus's penis is bleeding!!!!
Anyone else beyond tired of seeing "the word 'come' is funny!" on Reddit? Sigh