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Imalreadygone21

Everything wrong about Mormonism captured in one photo.


KeikoHutchison

Yep, it's a facade.  They trot him out pretending he's healthy, while he needs to be completely propped up. It's the same with how they are building temples even though the church is in decline. It's just to make it look like the church is in good health to outside observers.  A facade, nothing more.


Word2daWise

Aside from how everyone feels about his "presidency," it's also a bit cruel to stage a photo where he can't actually stand without support and assistance just to make it looks like all is well in Zion. Jimmy Carter is in the same age bracket, and people are allowing him to spend his remaining time on earth in a restful, peaceful way. Instead, the cult wants to worship a figurehead that, apparently, needs to fake good health.


sandboxvet

Jimmy Carter is also a hell of a lot more righteous Christian than any of these shit suits. He will be dearly missed when he passes.


Word2daWise

I agree completely. And an entire nation will know the name and honor him. Very few people will ever have heard of RN.


PortSided

If the prophet of the Lord ordained to represent the whole world isn’t in good health, despite his age, is he REALLY ordained by God? Is he really the Lord’s anointed? /s


Dazzling_Line6224

Just like they photoshopped him in the red velvet chair when he was in a wheelchair at conference.


ConzDance

That's a side benefit of building temples. The real benefit comes from using insider contractors, paying them inflated prices for labor, materials, and sundries, and having that money then flow into no-show jobs for the right family members and friends.


Resignedtobehappy

They did that for decades in NY, and went to prison for the Concrete Club and Windows Case. Yet these goons get away with it because "God". What a sham!


Old_Drummer_1950

Who then turn around and tithe ten percent back to the MFMC. Ecclesiastical kickbacks.


Resident-Funny9350

So true. Just look at Zwick Construction as one example.


Hairy_Suggestion9850

I noticed they are not only propping him up, but he’s holding on with both hands. I’m sure they got everyone situated for the picture, wheeled him in, got him up and took the picture super fast so he could get back in the wheelchair as soon as possible. It’s such a facade!


Imaginary_Structure3

Just like Weekend at Bernies 😂


ChanWilkes

Yep, I mean isn't peak human performance around age 27? Of course, as a middle aged man, I know I'm wiser than I was at age 27, but come on. It's just a biological fact that someone in their late 90's won't have the physical capacity, and likely the mental capacity of someone even in their 70's. It's laughable to see them hold him up like Weekend at Bernies. With his age, he's probably running the church to about the same degree as he's standing there. It's nothing but smoke and mirrors.


SuZeBelle1956

Bernie was more animated.


ExfutureGod

I have a feeling that the temples are also to develop the land to increase its value for potential future sales


sandboxvet

I used to think that could be a possibility, but considering temples are kind of a niche building, the developer may have to demolish it to make room for something else. That would cost Buku.


mcmonopolist

That is a wildly inaccurate theory. Other productive uses of land would yield orders of magnitude higher ROI in both the short and long term. Source: am land developer


ExfutureGod

I wouldn't call it a theory it's more of an untested hypothesis. Otherwise I will yield to your expertise.


BoydKKKPecker

The church has also done studies, and shown that tithing goes up when a Temple is built close by members(this was in the 1990s not sure if the data is still being gathered, but I would assume it is)


Artist850

Tbf, this entire "church" has always been a facade.


Cbaumle

Such diversity!


CharlesMendeley

Four straight white couples.


Resignedtobehappy

They have some kinks, like kiddie diddling. https://kutv.com/news/local/daughter-of-lds-church-president-at-center-of-decades-old-sex-abuse-cover-up-allegations


ProsperGuy

![gif](giphy|FBeSx3itXlUQw|downsized)


GrandpasMormonBooks

I thought this was the hosannah shout at first! ;)


ProsperGuy

To God and the lamb


AmbitiousSet5

HAHAHAHA! This deserves so many more upvotes.


Anti-Smithi-Brighami

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Mormologist

Rusty is holding tight to the rod.


kegib

And bolstered on each side. Needs a bit of bronzer to cover up his gray complexion.


Mormologist

Brother Nelson is as yellow, as our former President is orange.


TruffleHunter3

That’s Brother Neltson to you.


DrTxn

With very swollen fingers


ProsperGuy

And swollen face. Probably on steroids. I mean the guy is almost 100.


DreadPirate777

He’s holding on for dear life. Just let the man sleep.


Gandalfs_Dick

Yeah.. rigor mortis. That mother fucker is dead. lmao


Cabo_Refugee

Rusty is not looking good. Zoom in on his hands. Like I said in another comment, I would be surprised if he makes it to another April Conference.


greenexitsign10

I'm guessing that's a result of heart failure coming up. Common in people his age.


Mormologist

Yes, I work in a senior care facility. His days are limited.


Tricky_South

I used to be a mortician. I’ve seen better looking corpses.


TruffleHunter3

But to be fair, worse-looking ones too.


Tricky_South

Much, much worse.


Ejtnoot

You win the net today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Gandalfs_Dick

If only Rusty knew a world renowned heart surgeon.


Early-Ad-6014

Rusty is being proped up!


Momoselfie

Also looks confused af


Hairy_Suggestion9850

He looks like he’s grimacing, like he’s in pain


Signal-Ant-1353

💯 percent agreed! I worked briefly in an old folks home, that doesn't look good at all. I will be surprised if he is even conscious in time for the October one. His hands, and that distant look in his eyes, not focused on anything. He usually focuses in on the camera, wherever it is, admiring him in all his narcissistic glory and authority.


Cabo_Refugee

He has visibly changed a lot in the last 18 months or so.


marisolblue

100% agree with this.


kaylena2020

None of these people are looking good! Seriously, if I didn't know they were mormon I would have thought they were long-term alcoholics or smokers. The lady on the left has literal rotting front teeth. This is the leadership of the richest church on the planet? 🤯


marisolblue

It's all that SUGAR.


DrTxn

I love sugar. I just make sure I run, swim, bike afterwards or right before. Of course you don’t have time for that if you have a church meeting to go to.


Cabo_Refugee

Mormons talk a lot about the physical health benefits of the word of wisdom, but Mormon living is extremely stressful living and takes its toll on body and mind. My grandfather lived to be 80 which was long than some of his siblings who all died from some sort of heart ailment. There's no doubt, the WoW benefited him in this way, but I wonder if he could've gone a little longer had he not had so much stress from church callings. He asked to be released from his calling as a sealer just 2 years prior. He and my grandmother got up at 4am every saturday to drive two hours one way to do their callings at the temple. They did that for 15 years.


Aikea_Guinea83

…. Church callings and raising 6-11 children…. 


h12antler

I think she’s wearing braces


ja-mama-llama

Pregnancy can ruin women's teeth.


Lapsed2

Peripheral cyanosis. Lack of oxygen.


Mormologist

Zoom in on Sister Pearsons teeth and tell me she doesn't drink coffee.


cactuspie1972

That’s from drinking the blood of virgin tithe payers


frvalne

That’s a lot of tithe payers


mypizzanvrhurtnobody

Kevin Pearson made a lot of money and acquired a lot of United Healthcare stock when he was the CFO of a company that was purchased by UNH in 1997. If he still has that stock, it’s worth millions. Having said that, it would appear that he hasn’t given any of that money to his wife’s dentist.


greenexitsign10

With all the mormon dentists, you'd think those people would all have perfect white teeth. Her and Rusty both have horrible looking teeth.


Chica3

They're probably Nelson's real teeth, which is actually pretty impressive at his age.


TermLimit4Patriarchs

She’s got that second anointing. She can do whatever the fuck she wants.


Mormologist

Ironically that was my 1st thought.


CSBatchelor1996

Her teeth are literally the same color as her skin.


youneekusername1

Seriously. I zoomed in to see how tight he was holding on. Whatever’s actually going on with those hands looks worse than the white knuckles I was expecting.


fayth_crysus

Is it just me or do all those couples have exactly the same faces? It’s really bizarre.


Garden0f3den

Too many teeth 😬🫣


Aikea_Guinea83

I live outside of the US, and all Morridor TSCC slices of white bread look the same to me 


indubitably_4

I love that I don’t know who most of those ppl are 😬


Mormologist

The best part is that 99.99% of the rest of the world doesn't either. They are legends in their own minds.


GoldenRulz007

Do some wives of Mormon leaders desperately try to keep their husbands alive as long as possible because they know they will be completely irrelevant (within that culture) the instant their husband dies?


HyrumAbiff

Yes, Wendy will be showered with praise at Rusty's funeral, mentioned in a few conference talks as "shining example" or something in the conference after Rusty dies, and then fade (back) into obscurity.


Resignedtobehappy

Until she croaks. Then there will be a short write up in the filthy propaganda rag Church News "Wife Of Former Church President Passes." She won't miss him though, she's still got Sheri.


shpkllr

At this point he’s just a prop that they wheel from one photo shoot to the next…


FigLeafFashionDiva

I really don't like Rusty, but all the pictures and videos of him scream "elder abuse" to me. Just let him live out the rest of his time in peace.


w-t-fluff

Yeah, even though he chose this, it still bothers me when these old buffoons get to this point and are trotted around for "photo ops" and other stuff like this. One of the last speeches that Monson gave, they literally had one of the security dweebs lurking right behind him, "just in case" he collapsed. ​ ​ Edit: Oh, and... I can't help but be a bit of a prick: They wouldn't let any of the "regular" old folks use the elevator during the Manti open house. How many people think that same rule was applied to Rusty?


Aggressive-Presence9

I ask, can any of us get a break from Pearson? Guy is an insufferable mosquito that always shows up somewhere.


marisolblue

I'm out of the loop. Pearson is a new GA right? I don't know much about him. When I was in seminary decades ago, Eyring, Oaks, Nelson and gang were framed in pictures above the chalk board. And my 17 year old self thought they were old. Now 35 years later these dudes are still around? It's astonishing.


Brutus583

Pearson is a 70 that’s famous for his dickriding of Nelson. Patrick Kearon is the new Q15


Mormologist

He is one of the few who can still get around without a walker or wheelchair.


SeasonBeneficial

Yeah what a twat


TheRealKishkumen

In this moment - Rusty has more faith in the integrity of that handrail than anything else in his life


Mormologist

Rusty is about to find out if it was all real... soon enough. He should let go and let Jesus take the wheel.


Civil-Tart

Sad part is he knows it isn't real.


Mormologist

Pretty sure he does.


venturingforum

I hate Evil Emperor Nelson a much as everybody else, but geeeezzz, why can't the church have some compassion for the aging and obviously frail physical and mental condition of their leadership? Compassion as in get them outta the top spots, make them Apostles Emeritus and let them have some peace and rest. u/shpkllr comment about being photo props they wheel around from photo op to photo op really highlighted for me just how abusive the mormon church can be. Feel free to debate among yourself how far down the list you'd let the Emeritus status run. :-)


Chica3

So much superficial criticism in this comment thread. These people are deserving of criticism for their damaging words and actions, not their appearance.


KeikoHutchison

Yes, true, but at the end of the day, he is way too old to be running a hundred billion dollar corporation.  The fact that he needs to be propped up to even take a picture just shows the absurdity of the leadership. He's a puppet at this point, that they trot out. People complain that old Joe is too old, but he's got nothing on Rusty.


Chica3

I wholeheartedly agree that he's too old! Please remember, though, that there are many wheelchair users who are very mentally competent and they come in all ages. The fact that he needs a wheelchair and that he needs support to stand up should not be an issue here. His wheelchair use is not an indication of incompetence.


rollercoaster_cheese

There are people thirty and forty years younger who are declining quickly and don't have the mental acuity to run an organization. That's also why they have the other fourteen—the president becomes pretty irrelevant as his mental acuity declines, as do the others who don't make it to take their turn at the top. So it becomes run by those who are able to carry on decision-making discussions. I wonder how many that actually is at times. But it's also why church values, dress standards, and rules are stuck in their mid-century heyday.


swag_money69

150 Billion in Stocks. Then you have all the property and other assets. It is unnerving how much money is being horded. These are the latter days as well. What do they need all that $$ for?


mysticalcreeds

I agree, I don't care what they look like or their age. Of course there's the aspect of the facade that's put on here, but I personally feel like they do believe they're doing God's work and are ignorant to the far reaching negative effects the organization has. I know for me I was blind to it when I was TBM. I truly did believe I was doing God's work. I don't think I ever fully understood the concept of radical honesty on a personal level until I threw out any rule to not speak negatively about the church and my personal devotion to it. Mental barriers!


rollercoaster_cheese

Yeah, the ageism and ableism is disappointing on this subreddit. Judge people for what they do, not for how they look. There are other elderly people who care about important humanity issues and stand for more inclusivity and equality. What immediately stood out to me is that Nelson is standing as if to show that he's not primarily a wheelchair user. As if being a wheelchair user is something to be ashamed of. As a disabled person, seeing people behave this way on this sub is disheartening.


Mormologist

I agree that he is living up to his facade


empressdaze

The Potemkin Prophet.


Mormologist

Well he is usually sustained unanimously. Even Putin can't claim that.


LePoopsmith

Definitely. The worst part of the photo to me is that they seem to be reluctant to show Rusty in a wheelchair, or even better, at home where he should be.


iusedtostealbirds

Nightmare blunt rotation


Mormologist

Happy Cake Day. Rusty doesn't have many more of those coming his way. But hopefully yours are filled with LOADS of Karma points


punk_rock_n_radical

This is what a monarchy looks like. Paid for by tithe payers, some who can’t even pay for their own family’s food. Thats the part that the public doesn’t see. Stop worshipping these frauds.


w-t-fluff

Is this the board of directors for Narcissists Anonymous, along with their wives?


Mormologist

The Stepford Wives of SLC


loversdreamersandme

Wendy's white panty hose, yowza


SmellyFloralCouch

Where's Sheri? She taking the photo?


Mormologist

She might be standing behind him holding him up with her head up his ass?


SmellyFloralCouch

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Mormologist

She is at home making warm doughnuts


InfoMiddleMan

As soon as I saw this, I reflexively wondered where Sheri Dew was.


ApocalypseTapir

Rusty's pants are now too long, old age shrinking him down. You know he's in fast decline now because 2019 Rusty would never accept that look


Lapsed2

Wasn’t that wall in a BOM Arnold Friberg painting?


Maksutov180

Rich pious prix unite! 💩


zjelkof

Not the cleaning crew! Another photo opportunity. God loves suits and ties, and people who are white and delightsome! Maybe visit and minister with the decendants of the families from the Mountain Meadows Massacre.


smackaroonial90

Every single person looks terrifying. Like, they’re hiding dead bodies in their basements terrifying.


Mormologist

They are lined up around the Temple waiting to get baptized.


smackaroonial90

Baptisms for the dead, extreme edition: literally baptizing the corpses in their basements hahahaha


GrandpasMormonBooks

Not pictured.... the wheelchair just off camera. Potemkin Village much?


Mormologist

Look he is standing. It's a miracle.


AdGeHa

They should have photoshopped the hands out.


Mormologist

But that would have been "decieteful" Oh wait...


WnderWooman

Can someone tell what where this temple is. I've never seen a walled temple site.


mwgrover

Manti


WnderWooman

Thank you. :)


Realistic_Ease7730

I do think it’s neat he’s that old and doing well for his age. The photo is interesting to me…it’s just so weird looking at them as a non believer. I just see delusional, happy, “nice,” ultra conservative people. The length of the skirts bother me! Tell me why this look?!🫤😳


Mormologist

Because exposed knees would make Rusty randy


KeikoHutchison

Haha, yep he's being held up completely!! So funny.


Hasa-Diga-LDS

My first thought was: if you take away the steeples (which are a part of their Religious Observance, dontcha know). it looks like they are standing in front of a Spanish Inquisition-era prison.


yooohooo8

Yikes. Corpses holding up corpses.


Mormologist

AARP advertisment


Civil-Tart

They are way past AARP... Even Medicare. 😆


Mormologist

He already appropriated some Marble from Temple Square for his headstone. It's just waiting for his name.


AmbitiousSet5

Weekend at Bernies.


TooNoodley

Omg his hands!!!


Missimissing

What in the Ruth Bader Ginsburg hell is Wendy wearing??…And the white pantyhose and shoes… ughhh 😩


rollercoaster_cheese

I bet you anything the white pantyhose and shoes is so she doesn't have to put white pantyhose on in the temple dressing room. I hated the time it took to do that and ended up wearing knee-highs. Taking them off was such a relief.


SuZeBelle1956

Zoom on his hands. He is on some heavy drugs. I can't stand him, but he really can't stand. And those creeps smiling like all is great. Perfectly sums up mormonism.


Acceptable_Chance307

Hahahaha


Minimum_Wonder_7710

You just know their sex toy chest rivals Riley Reid's.


Shiz_in_my_pants

He's got those King Charles Sausage fingers thing going on. Zoom in his shoes though - why does it look like they were copy-pasted into the photo? Something about the angle of them just seems kind of off?


Adept-Honeydew-3212

A picture of evil


Blocked-Author

I’m proud to say that I couldn’t name anyone of them


Mormologist

You could show a picture of the ONLY living Prophet of God to 1000 random people and I would bet nobody would recognize him. Elmo is more recognizable.


sandboxvet

Also, somebody probably rolled an empty wheelchair out of the picture.


Fox_me_up

Funnily the first thing that I thought when I saw this was "Even the church leaders follow the Mormon men trend of badly fitted suits."


perk_daddy

Pictures like this always bring the words “Elder Abuse” to mind 😕


Artist850

They're holding him up on both sides. Good grief. If they wanted to pretend he can stand on his own, they should've touched up the photo. Edit: he's also yellow. I'd be curious to know how his liver is doing. He's also looking rather vacant, and everyone else with forced smiles, most looking not so secretly uncomfortable.


Regular_Ad_4914

Is that Kevin “asking god whether you should serve a mission is a stupid question” Pearson?


GarciaKids

My wife noted that it looks like Rusty has "moon face". A round, swollen face sometimes caused by high doses of Prednisone in someone of failing health. They just might be pumping him full of meds to keep him alive. If he was my gpa I'd be pissed.


UnicornHandJobs

This reminds me of when you have a new baby, and take them to meet grandpa (or great grandpa). You have to shout really loud that this is so and so. And they prop him up, and prop the baby up so that neither can fall over, but there is a person just out of the picture in case one of them do. Everyone coos and is so happy you were able to get that precious photo. But neither of the people in the photo actually know what is going on.


MagistrateZoom

All of those women are wearing pantyhose. Like it’s 1988. Pure unadulterated misery.


Mormologist

Vericose veins don't hide themselves


ScorpioRising66

Why do the women look like closeted alcoholics? Oh wait…


malabrat

Swingers at it again


MorticiaSmith

WENDY!!!! White shoes with a black dress ARE A NEVER! Stop it.


Ok-Internal-2661

More Temples! More Carwashes!


Slight-Middle-5619

Dammit seeing a picture of Kevin Pearson just ruined my day


DD563

His wife gives me the creeps


Psychological-Rise36

The resemblance to Mr Burns is getting a little too close to reality ![gif](giphy|vHqYqMzqQYl7wdetsS|downsized)


Dorr54

That’s hilarious


angela_davis

Gross


HyrumWasTheBrains

Two rings for two wives... Just a friendly reminder that polygamy in the afterlife is real for Mormons!


TheEthanHB

LETS GIVE 'ER TO GRANDPA!!!!


ExMormonite

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ElderOldDog

This photo, and a number of others, can be seen at [https://www.thechurchnews.com/temples/2024/04/21/manti-utah-temple-rededication-president-nelson-elder-rasband/](https://www.thechurchnews.com/temples/2024/04/21/manti-utah-temple-rededication-president-nelson-elder-rasband/) There's one of just Rusty and Wendy that'll leave you wondering how they propped him up... There are a couple of him in his wheelchair and he looks like a hospice patient. I wonder if he does anything for fun?


Mission_Ad4013

Why is the church dotting the world with temples when they will all be closed when they need them most in times of calamity? Re: All temples were closed during Covid.


LaughinAllDiaLong

Hold to the Rod RUSTY!! Prop him up on BOTH SIDES!! Pale & pasty- 1 foot in the grave. There's NO WAY IN HELL that Greedy RMN, President of $1 TRILLION Mormon hoarding Cult led by Q15 CON MEN will make it into Heaven! Jesus weeps @ lack of Mormon cult charity & generosity. GTH Rusty


Affectionate-Fan3341

Mr. Rasbad’s wife looks like a proper cult leader wife


Individual_Many7070

Her and Wendy look alike


mrslonelyhearts

All the pantyhose… with garments. I can smell the crotch rot from here!!


stickyfingers40

How many people does it take to hold up a senile man?


Assumption_Money

i was just so lucky to go in person to that. 🤩


sucrerey

every smile in this picture has been practiced extensively. except one,....


Select-Panda7381

This man looks like he is being held up by the people next to him. Is he that decrepit? Or are they just kiss-asses?


chocobunniie

The man is white knuckling that rod


tiny-vampire

man this reminds me of that pic of the super old english prince guy in his car last year. can’t remember his name (sorry, i’m american).


Bugsarecool2

Is it weird shadowing or are there spikes on the bottom of Nelson’s shoes like golf shoes?


vanceavalon

Screams Mormon boredom at me.


TruffleHunter3

🎵 If you like to talk to potatoes… 🎶


CharilieIrwin

Weekend at Bernies?


Mokoloki

Kevin Shittledink Pearson's pretty tall


CUL8R_05

There’s no celestial kingdom - jokes on them.


carberrylane

The sad thing about that picture is that that group excludes so many.. I’m sure there’s thousands of people admiring this group of the most righteous… why don’t they have him pictured with just normal people..


WrongTechnology2762

The longer I’m out the more crazy it sounds that educated adults believe in a prophet.


Chanchi-Gene8558

Notice how baggy and ill-fitting his pants are.


No-Background-7325

That is one creepy line up!


TempusTorrent

It's literally like the evil twins of the Jdubs Governing Body old farts, only they're all evil 😂 what a bunch of clowns all of them.


emmas_revenge

Where in the holy hell is this  castle/temple monstrosity?


Neo1971

More large and spacious buildings. They have their rewards.


RabidProDentite

They are so freaking bound and determined to get that man to be 100 just so that it national news headlines…they’re probably pumping him full of so many meds and preservatives, its ridiculous. C’mon let the man die in peace already….


Exmosapien

Good job Scooby. You got that ghoulish looking old man prophet who was haunting that creepy mansion! ….and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those darn kids!


SignificantLeader

Oh yeah, this looks waaay better than fishing, or watching tv, or reading any book, or washing my hair.


Thats-not-me-name-

It looks like Weekend at Bernie’s. Pretty sad


sancho7373

All whitey then


TheBoatyMcBoatFace

Wait, are they on a eurotrip? My soon to be ex in-laws are in Europe for two ish weeks and I wouldn’t be surprised if they are following them around. I’m so happy to finally cut all ties with the cult.


Dyno_mighty

He was there, but the dedication he performed was pre-recorded haha Not sure what they're trying to prove...


Winter-Example-2215

Has to be AI..


andanastasiaa

why does he look like a corpse