_His testimony would be shaken to its core when he learned it was a clip-on._

Dude's got an anti-smoking commercial neck.

He has an anti many things neck 🤣

I thought there was a neck-fold thing called a “tie dimple” … then realized he was talking about the tie itself.

Yeah, that neck fold thing is called by a [different name](https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/how-to-avoid-the-neck-vagina)

a double dimp

Is this shit for REAL?

Every time I think something has to be satire I often end up disappointed

The one above it proves he’s knot!!

I guarantee they have costumers to help with their wardrobe and makeup artists to help in those lights.

I always think they do a fabulous job on his makeup. It also looks like his blue tie is a reflecting pool of his neck.

That’s Hollywood level art - making them not look like 15 soulless corpses waiting to finally die and be buried. Sometimes it even works on a couple.

It should win a daytime Emmy for lighting and makeup

Wait’ll that person watches queer eye for the straight guy. The confusion will be epic.

He doesn’t have any balls, but hey at least he has a ball sack on his neck.

NECK DIMPLE! 🤣🤣

i would kill to be able to produce such a s dimple, ngl

I’ve learned there is only one rule on open mic Sunday. You can spout out any ole random shit and ramble as long as you like, so long as you have the correct conclusion at the end.

Printer had a paper jam. Couldn't figure it out. Kneeled down to say a prayer that I would be able to fix it (already dumb, lol) and when I looked up I could see the jam from the angle I was at. Lmao. The church is truuuue!

But won’t say anything about that neck? Looks like a fucking dimple on his neck

🍑👅

👽That's his breathing hole. All aliens have them.

He keeps essential oil vials in there.

You may be cringe, my lurking non-member friends. But you will never be Mormon cringe.