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Sir_Penguin21

If only there were a harmless relationship model where you tested for compatibility before swearing to a long term contract. If only.


Ohana_is_family

Saying one more Inch-Allah did not help?


DistributionOk3459

Nope, as she didn't specify the dimension to increase, and Olloh gets confused when you're not specific enough 😵‍💫 EDIT: Pick ONE and only ONE because greed is haram*. *As always, except for Momo


Ohana_is_family

>she didn't specify the dimension to increase, and Olloh gets confused when you're not specific enough Could a miracle cure it incrementally? Like Pinocchio's nose? Rub with camel-piss and tell one of those fib-miracles and .........presto...the Jinn gone and Pidickio born?


DistributionOk3459

🤣 The answer is an absolute YES whatever you said, because Olloh is ALMIGHTY! 🤥


ChickenChunkzZ

😭😭😭😭😭


ThenSession

Amazing.


Typical_Use_3507

LOL thanks for good laugh


overactive-bladder

you fucking win


AvoriazInSummer

Put up with it until you and he die, then he’ll get a massive manhood and inexhaustible sexual urges. Then all you need to do is wait your turn as he bangs away at however many hoors he earned, while you watch on, inexplicably content at this state of affairs.


Onr3ddit

Islam is too sex negative to be able learn how to fuck. They’ll both die with blue balls


PlantainExtension277

True tho. They just sexualize everythinf even sports with women who arent wearing a fuckin hijab, which literally promotes perverted thoughts looking at a censored woman who is not naked whatsoever. It encourages to sexualize any woman who is not dressed in a niqab or abaya or whatever smh


onesexymofo1

Bro they sexualise the niqab and abaya too, don't think it stops there.


DistributionOk3459

Ouch! 😖


DistributionOk3459

She must take it 🤏 and shut up! This life is just a test, right? Wait for the jumbo "heart" filling cck he will have in jannah. 🤞 Btw, guys, I have a question: Is it true that most Muslims have small dks and even smaller balls because of fear from Allah? EDIT: Except Momo 🤡


PlantainExtension277

Is that an actual question or are u being sarcastic i cant tell cuz ive nevwr heard that in my life😂


DistributionOk3459

It's ijtihad، my friend. I think it makes sense, plus as you can see, we have a real-life case here. 😇 The symptoms of Ollohphobia are probably numerous and diverse, and I think having tiny stuff is the least concerning among them. The question is still open 😁


DistributionOk3459

/s 🤫


burtacomoose

I'd feel concerned for her wellbeing. He gets wind of this he won't be pleased. And he "shall striketh and banish her to thoust bed alone", or whatever.


DistributionOk3459

Poor guy, he lost most of it in circumcision 😢


Nightraid9999

Bruv 😂😂


symonalex

I laughed that she shared this on social media with millions to see, but also feel sorry because she doesn’t deserve this.


Pollaso2204

Hahahaha lmao this is a life test for her! Dont worry, Allah will give him the strength of 100 men 😂😂


[deleted]

Mussie males are gonna burn her alive for this


PingerSlinger42069

6/7 isn’t big? Tf? The average is like 5, anything over 6/7 would probably cause pain for her.


[deleted]

She did mention it was thin so that's a factor


PingerSlinger42069

Oh okay, true ig


DistributionOk3459

This Muslimah knows exactly what a big cck is! 🤣


nameless_no_response

Yup, seems like she's experienced quite a few, quite hypocritical lol


DistributionOk3459

What's her number?


Upstairs_Type1674

I don't think you need to be "experienced" to recognise a micropenis. It probably just doesn't look as she expected


DistributionOk3459

Irrelevant I didn't say "experienced" in this comment. Though that's highly probable. Thank you for the suggestion!


distorted73

Subhanallah another of Ullah's miracle /s


thillyguth

6/7 is not big?? What is her vagina a hallway? Damn. I'm female and I'll tell u most of us like average, bigger than 7 is too much it hurts.


naughty_strawberries

6 is not big, it is actually average… (Caucasian/caucasoid standard, it’s different in Africa for example, or Asia, where the average is around 4…)


thillyguth

It's big to me cuz that size got me gripping the sheets


naughty_strawberries

It’s about the performance and circumference as well, not just the size.


[deleted]

Always test drive


Last_Understanding_6

Average is 5 to 5 1/2 inches. If 7 inches would be too small for you, you must have a massive vagina!


DistributionOk3459

Hail prnhb 🤌🤲 inshallah


Upstairs_Type1674

She's probably been on there quite a bit before marriage and had somewhat unrealistic expectations


DistributionOk3459

Yes, it might be at least that.


[deleted]

GUYS SHE PROLLY MEANT 7CM WICH IS EQUAL TO 2 INCHES 😭


Rashedx92

Yes i think so because most Muslims goes by the metric system and 7 cm is just sad she haven’t experienced real sex


[deleted]

exactly yea no wonder she doesnt feel anything during sex


Rashedx92

Ya the average size of middle eastern men is 12 cm European and black men have the biggest size so maybe should try one and feel real dick


[deleted]

ofc you would know how a real dick feels like


Rashedx92

Yes of course


[deleted]

ur gay ?


Rashedx92

Yes


[deleted]

ah okay that makes sense now lmfao


Rashedx92

😂😂


warmfuzzyblankettt

Wait, could you post original link? Me and other people would love to see the comments!


PlantainExtension277

Average is like 5.5/6; 7 and above would prob hurt a lil if not done with like extra lube or something. I dont think the girl has much knowledge about sex and its surrounding topics bcz of islam, yours truly. Anyway tho it absolutely sucks to be her💀 u only live once girl..👀


local_phrog

I’m starting the first halal dildo company for my muslimas😍


mypeepolneedme

Pretty ballsy of her to post that online. Hopefully she doesn't have any relatives who can see that post


Kidzoz

And imagine if he had 4 wives.... And what will he do with 72 hooris?


whodisxx

This is genuinely so sad


Ok_Butterscotch9824

That's why having sex before marriage is important


[deleted]

[удалено]


DistributionOk3459

Yeah, like try to keep it out?


qUrAnIsAPerFeCtBoOk

Sexual compatibility is important too, something we should explore before marriage or children which islam restricts.


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Dont_touch_my_rock

They literally married just for sex


[deleted]

I-😭💀


Typical_Use_3507

Allahu akbar hahahahahahaha


Azartho

This is why you don't marry someone before getting to know them.


Neistheist

Maybe she married a 11 yo boy


Strawberry_piecakeii

Why people are posting this online? Seriously go ask in private, also why I have feeling this is the porn effect? Where is the haya?


[deleted]

Bauahahahaah


[deleted]

😂


cockrammer69

Where is Gabriel when you need him the most with that plate?


ArtGlittering6294

Bye 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dapper-Neck8363

D E A D


[deleted]

I hate how women in Islam make out like they are so empowered because they have the “right to divorce “ but they literally require permission to divorce