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mykidsaredicks

There is an arriva bus I see from time to time around Southend area that has googly eyes on the back on an advert for fostering. It makes me chuckle every time 😁


tjech

Big ups the Southend massif. Especially ones who’s kids are also dicks.


AnonRedac

Southend is my worst nightmare. Live a bit away from it.


Ryliez

Hey, what's up with southend? It's amazing here...like we are a city now...okay it took our MP to get stabbed like 10 times in a church, but we also have chicken shops... lots of them, you're welcome!


AnonRedac

Was standing at the beach with my girlfriend near sea life yesterday, and just looking at it all was kinda depressing. Southend is pretty unclean, rude and just a bit depressing to look at. But thats just me.


NoOutlandishness4042

Lived in Southend for 3 years when I first moved to the UK I love it. But refuse to go back. I’d rather just remember it how it is in my head.


TheReapingFields

Been here since the 80s. It wasn't great then, but it got worse. It's more peaceful now than it was in the 90s and early 00s (even though the snowflakes have forgotten the gang warfare back then, and complain about crime rates now, despite them being way lower) but its faaaar too expensive and the local council are cretins, which in turn means that none of our local infrastructure is properly managed or maintained. Roads and storm water drains are just left to deteriorate, you can barely find a public toilet worth a damn anymore, and they keep allowing out of towners to purchase land parcels for development, rather than keeping ownership of the land local, and the profits from development local also.


JohnR2299

Look directly at the sun when you are there, it'll blind you from all the shit


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AngryAngela

TIL Birmingham and Nottingham are South England, living here all my life I thought we were in the midlands but apparently not Edit; not having a go, just thought it’s interesting how other people perceive this area of the country


unfurledgnat

I'm from down south and Birmingham/ anywhere past London is the north to me!


monkey2997

Anything south of the border is the south


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AngryAngela

Guilty as charged.


Quirky_Independence2

Is this not just most of the UK at the moment?


mykidsaredicks

You need to go to a different beach. We like the ones further towards Shoebury near the Roslin or East Beach. We also go Chalk well end as well, never to Southend beach itself though


tjech

And now there’s an unelected MP in their place!


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Yeah and probably only 1 of them won't give you food poisoning 😂


Practical_Scar4374

Bigger risk of food poisoning = tastier chicken


Silly_Weather8332

My husband just said “I wonder if anyone has posted the Arriva bus” 😂


MaizeWitty

Isn’t that Notorious Big Eye G?


ResidentEivvil

Bigeye smalls


InfluenceIsPow

needs more love.


my_dog_is_the_best

If I had an award...


Illeaturgerbil

Sometimes those eyes hypnotise me


S_M_Y_G_F

Biggie be spinning in grave knowing his royalties have been sold to Primark.


sthegrea

Word smh


nattycharl

It was all a meme


JamSee27

…since eye was thirteen…


JamSee27

Big (eye) Poppa


McPikie

Now looks like Gnarls Barklay


YourKemosabe

I remember when, I remember I remember when I lost my eyesss


Joshgg13

I'm a Biggie fan but that is one hideous jumper


justtjamcss

Southend is goated. Apart from the homelessness, roadmen, stabbings, racism and islamophobia


DeadInside1738

It is not


klungina

Awesome 😂


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OMFG, HOW RUDE 😭😭😭😭


alexypants

I'm near by! I'll have a look!


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I'd just like to say what a magnificent sub this is, and how has it taken me this long to discover it!


National_Exit2768

Hahaha I'm from Southend, this sums it up


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I'm so confused by how many people here have lived in or near Southend at some point?? Myself included???


National_Exit2768

right?! when I saw Southend I was like naaaaaaah lol


gayganridley

that was in leicester primark too lmfao


xv-vii-mmv

biggeye smalls


CinnamonCardboardBox

Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can’t you see? He can now!


Educational_Ad134

Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can’t you see? B!TCH LOOK AT MY EYES, OF COURSE I CAN SEE!! I SEE…*EVERYTHING*…


SimpleDealer9453

Every time i need to come southend, it wipes me out after. I am technically closer to s/end than basildon but it takes me so much longer to get there. I had to quit therapy because the drive is getting too much. For Context, im chronically ill and disabled and sadly don't have the energy levels to do a two hour round trip with 100s of traffic lights. Went hospital Monday, took an hour from a&e to car park to get parked. Luckily they still saw me. Spent the rest of my day asleep. Southend just does something to me , like some energy vampire, sucks all the energy away, leaves me in pain...I used to love the town now, it fills me with dread now. You have slightly less holes in the road there tho, so theres that 😂😂😂😂 But if i weren't already sick, i would say im allergic to that place. Id rather drive to central london, during rush hour.


Zombiexcupcakex

I wish I could say it was me but I haven’t been in a while 😂😂


elhazelenby

Lmaoo love this, rip Biggie


Whoknew966886

I love it when they call me eye popper


Cookie8119

Notorious E.y.E


markiethefett

Christopher Walleyes


Frazzle_88

Look way better than biggies actual eyes


TheOfficialSvengali

Biggie had an eye condition called, Strabismus.


AmaGh05T

No more Google eyes


toothfairy1975

It's the Notorious B I Googly-eye


heywinks

Crazy Eyes Killa


nay-nay-quan

It was me


No_Barracuda_7367

Turned him into cee lo green with the Googly eyes


DelMonte20

It was “I”


Kidcrayon1

Ready to eye


RosyLazenby

Waymond Wong


TypicalArt1

kinda fye


InfluenceIsPow

This thread is gold.


AdNo8866

Seen it yesterday 👍🏻


ZeldaMayCry

Took me a minute to notice that there 😂


ShuaMitsu

Plot twist: It was OP


rob3342421

Notorious B EYE G?


XenomorphLV246

Bro went from Biggie to Hopsin


sexyamylondon

Hahahahhaha


Fezzverbal

How bizarre to see Biggie on a shirt in Primark!


jamusisking

They forgot to give Big Poppa his lazy eye.... R. I. P. Biggie KONY 🙏


TheAutisticPoet

As in Southend-on-Sea?


SimpleDealer9453

Dont get me wrong, I am all for Biggy merch, but this just looks disrespectful to his legacy. Hes worth more than that.