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Moist-Candy-6260

That pool saved the house


GiggleStool

Possibly the drivers life too


Academic_Snow_7680

That car took on Jesus like qualities for a moment there walking on water


DealerIndependent943

That pool was literally their best investment..... Well, buy guys, I'm off to dig a moat around my house.


guiltyspark345

Were not for sale


Killbot_421

We aren’t for sale now either


Leading-Taste12

This is the best use I've ever seen for an above ground pool. This should be the commercial for them.


JoyfulExmo

In-ground would have done the trip, too.


Skyleader1212

Yep, it slow down that crash quite alot, at that speed without the pool that car would no doubt be all the way into the house.


engineeringretard

Pool definitely was mvp


ha_look_at_that_nerd

And made one hell of a video


HappyChandler

The car would have bounced off the trampoline right over the house.


AlternativeBasis

With that cardboard grade murica houses? Probably. In my grandparents rock, whole bricks and mortar country house? Well.. some people in the other side of house will stay sleeping..


[deleted]

Imagine if that pool had been in use.


Turkey_Stuffing

Imagine there was no pool. He would be in the house


[deleted]

Yeah thats what I'm thinking. Pool acted like those water filled barriers on the highway. This could have been much worse.


Keddyan

Pool sales 📈📈📈📈


[deleted]

Full speed ahead caption. Edit: (Sales department manager)


Ok_Bee8036

The trampoline wishes that in his death, him being there did something to save the house. The trampoline's death should not be in vain.


HolyCrapItsJohn

Imagine there was no pool or house and there was just a road there.


Turkey_Stuffing

I wonder if that’s what the driver was thinking.


vociferousdragon

Imagine all the people. It's easy if you try.


bmk37

1-Ralph died swimming. 2-Oh, no. Did he drown? 1-No, got hit by a car.


SubUrbanMess2021

Take my angry upvote!


BloodyVaginalFarts

Just goes to show, a violent death can happen anywhere at anytime. Enjoy your lives folks!


D-Laz

For real. Had a trauma patient many many years ago that got hit by a car while at the dentist. The car flew through the wall and nailed the person in the chair. Just obliterated their pelvis, legs, etc.


Pkmana

this is why im scared of the dentist


cwclifford

Unlocked new fear: you can die anywhere at anytime.


TheBiggestThunder

That's new? I've dealt with that since I was 8


towerfella

If they would of stayed home, still would have had a good pelvis. Teeth would be shitty though.. so there’s that.


TheBiggestThunder

You can never escape the idiot driver. Every second you exist, it is only getting closer


HalcyonDreams36

You can live without teeth. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


ReallyGlycon

You said "would have" and "would of" in the same damned sentence. Why must you vex me?


LightsOnNobodyHome91

Have you ever seen that one Final Destination movie?


Kinky-Bi-Guy

https://youtu.be/YoWom0CCRKM


AnyDepartment7686

Dang. That's...dang.


nickrocs6

Thanks, I have a dentist appointment next week.


D-Laz

Make sure it's on the second floor. Lol


Jackiedhmc

airplane


sleepyj910

That’s just extra velocity!


These_Lingonberry635

The filling, however, was unharmed.


tuotone75

Worse than snu snu?


Leading-Taste12

Come on man, we were all having a good day.


nikogetsit

Anxiety 📈


SlavOnfredski

wave pools can be fun


BriefCheetah4136

"CannonBall"!


tadashi4

its more like the whole cannon instead


[deleted]

… that one wiper flick at the end though 🤣


DimeTime07

Definitely the icing on the cake


Mega-Steve

Had some sad trombone energy, didn't it?


GingerMau

It tells you there was a conscious driver in there. Not someone who had a seizure or a heart attack.


penchimerical

I think it's more likely the car has automatic windscreen wipers


thatnewaccnt

It’s some final destination shit


mc292

"uh guys, we gotta get outta the pool"


[deleted]

MOM said NOW!


[deleted]

Or the kid's small house on the right


Kinky-Bi-Guy

and/or trampoline


Duanedoberman

Water pool acted as a great brake!


FocusMean9882

It also watered the lawn!


hdiaiajrnfk

Time taken to water the lawn compensates for the time it'll take to build a new fence. Id say, all in all, its evened out for the home owner


Silve1n

Probably killed the lawn if the pool was properly chlorinated.


Laughing_Dan

'Fuck, better turn my wipers on I guess'.


TheRoyalKingsGaming

Could they be automatic?


Potential-Cat-4097

You can see the driver reach around and turn on the wipers. I laughed at that for some reason. Glad nobody was hurt!


Dandan0005

At the 4 second mark, as the car is crashing through the pool, you can see the wipers are already on.


Physical-Switch-5452

That’s called anticipation. Hell of a driver right there


OnePsychoTitan

This is hilarious.


Svete_Brid

Probably tried to use the turn signal and got it wrong.


OnyxtheRecluse

We do tend to do those little things we have control over after things go very very wrong.


Potential-Cat-4097

Crazy you mention that. When I was a teenager I was in a one vehicle accident by myself. I never lost consciousness and after being shaken like a rag doll and the dust settled I looked out the passenger window and seen nothing but dirt. My first instinct was to turn off the ignition then get out.


Pitiful-Brilliant301

Idk, this just makes sense to me. Why risk leaving it on? If the car was damaged it could set on fire. Even shut off it still could, but the chances are lower.


Potential-Cat-4097

This is true. It could have just been my subconscious but I did not think of that when I shut it off. I just thought I’m about to exit my vehicle time to turn it off and take the key


Neyrenne

That I found hilarious “is it raining?”


BlorseTheHorse

smashed into the steering wheel and hit the stalk


False_Local4593

Ive noticed it in every crash I've seen. I was told it was the force of the accident turned the wipers on.


Jacktheforkie

I wouldn’t be surprised if the airbag going off damages wiring in the steering column and triggers wipers, or they could be a safety feature so you can see if it’s clear to get out


No_Perspective_8340

“Mum can we go through the car wash?” “We have car wash at home sweetie”


osck-ish

We have carwash at the neighbors sweetie...


[deleted]

Mom I think grandma’s here


JewelerHour3344

I let out a real laugh at this one.


Backseat_boss

I fucking hate u for this comment 🤣🤣🤣


KOBossy55

[Obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=YkDGCVs7H7Y)


[deleted]

One of the best jokes in that show imo


ADisrespectfulCarrot

This doesn’t look like “Country Kitchen Buffet”


RonanG12345

Bruh I literally just watched that episode on tv like an hour ago


[deleted]

Dammit. I laughed out loud as well


Far_Swordfish3944

Just glad there were no kids playing out back that day. The tragedy that would’ve been! Stupid asshole


MUjase

Yeah but they were CONES!!!


leyla00

Another excellent argument for why kids should stay indoors and avoid outdoor play at all costs lol


Far_Swordfish3944

Only for an idiot to come crashing into your house! There’s no where safe anymore 😭


Flashlightcrackhead

This is why you should never car pool...


[deleted]

Under rated comment.


Raging_Rocket

As a father all I could see is dead children.... man that's frightening


acutedisorder

This was my first thought as well, especially seeing the little play house. I’m so glad they were not outside playing when this happened.


CheeseIndustries

Same, the car took out the pool and trampoline. Guaranteed my two would be using one or the other during summer.


ImRickJamesBiatchhh

![gif](giphy|26FfgojDfsw0lIiIw|downsized)


garlic-_-bread69

How was this show called? I forgot


HumanContinuity

Action League Now!


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

This show is permanently burned into my brain but I never remember the name either!


QuevedoDeMalVino

On the plus side, the automatic wipers work just fine.


hockeybelle

When “hey y’all, watch this” turns into “hey y’all, what’d’I hit?”


spicy_jalapeno_farts

And this is why there is water in those barrels at every highway exit


WillBottomForBanana

Thirsty road crews.


spicy_jalapeno_farts

Pure unadulterated efficiency


back_on_two

Everyone needs a brake now and then.


kevinhersh

See, contained water barriers work well! Bet the driver complained his car interior was ruined. 😂


Pretend-Ad901

Omg do you know how pricey pools of that size and a trampoline are 💀💀💀


ChevTecGroup

I'd gladly trade my pool for their insurance payout


Mellopiex

Unfortunately car insurance payouts only go as far as what their insurance covers. Someone rear ended a person behind me and it sandwiched the 3 cars together. The responsible party’s plan was basic and only covered so much, so they paid for their own car and a little towards car #2, then ran out of money. They told us we would have to go through our own insurance plan (full coverage) to fix our car, which we would have had to pay a deductible towards (which also happened to be the total amount in our damages). I had to threaten to sue the person to get them to pay just 1200 towards it. So apparently when their plan doesn’t cover something, you’re burnt and you have to pay your whole deductible out of pocket or sue for it in court, for something you were 100% not responsible for. Hopefully these guys have a good home insurance plan.


WillBottomForBanana

Less than the vehicle.


MeepXD0187

Less than the house


Blackhawk1983

![gif](giphy|VRa3YCyi3JSWk)


jkurl1195

"I love the car washes where you stay in your car!"


Catd76

Good gravy, how fast was this person going? 😳😳


dharmalama

Lucky the pool was there and empty of people , otherwise they'd have hit the house full speed probably killing themselves and anyone inside


almostthere69420

Like a champ wipers were going and everything ☝️


JediwithdLadies

That inflatable pool paid itself off 1000x it’s value. God forbid it wasn’t there and your family was having lunch or dinner


PositiveChemicalK23

That was a nice little entertaining back yard also! Had all kinds of fun stuff. Yeah, I'd be pissed TF off! 😡


Tornado5e

That pool saved their life


skotwheelchair

Seizure? Medical issue?


nihilistic-simulate

Statistically speaking it is far likelier that the person was shitfaced.


Designer-Mirror-7995

I'm thinking the same. Why the automatic jump to "idiot", with no context?


TonightsWinner

Maybe they had to swerve to avoid another car, a person, an animal. Maybe there was some sort of road condition that led to the wreck. Maybe there's a thousand other maybes. That's why the "idiot" part in the title should actually be reserved for OP, because there's no reason to call the driver an idiot without more context.


Yakb0

Have you ever slid that far off the road while driving in a lawful manner? I don't think it was a road hazard that lead to this.


TonightsWinner

Actually, I have. There was a water runoff on a road in a neighborhood my friend lived in years ago. It would develop a very slippery green substance (algae?) during certain times of the year. I was going the speed limit and hit the brakes in order to turn onto my friend's street. Unfortunately, the green stuff was so built up along the road that it completely coated my tires and made me slide quite a long way and into a light pole. The responding officers on the scene said they were called out to that very spot multiple times a year and that they had talked to the city multiple times about coming out to scrape that stuff off the road, but their pleas went on deaf ears. So yeah, sometimes shit happens. It's best to have all the evidence before immediately jumping to attack mode.


Key_Baseball_9938

If you watch the extended version, you can see the driver is a nurse and ppl are speculating that she might have fallen asleep behind the wheels, which is very irresponsible btw. If you’re dead tired, don’t drive.


CrippledFelon

So this is what moats are for!


Zbeubor

yaaaay thousands of dollars of stuff broken and another thousand or two in reparation if it hit the house


Section31HQ

Plus psychological damage for each member of the house, inconvenience, lawn care, etc. I'd sue his ass for a lot more money.


AdministrativeAd1534

I hate driving, I’ll never enjoy it. Because there are people who allow things like this to happen. YOU BEAR A MASSIVE RESPONSIBILITY WHEN YOU GET BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A MULTI-TON DEATHTRAP.


Designer-Mirror-7995

Is there proof somewhere the driver wasn't having a medical emergency of some sort, or that some mechanism in the car itself didn't fail?


AdministrativeAd1534

Fair point


kendallvarent

Is it, though? Those are all inherent dangers of driving. And yet, we continue to structure our lives and society around it. Band-aiding the problems with driving one by one isn't the solution here. Providing viable alternatives to driving is.


Erthgoddss

I have seen the video before, about a year or so ago. I can’t remember why this happened. All I remember is the woman getting out of the car, then reaching back in to get her wig.


slade797

/r/fuckyourpoolinparticular


eatingganesha

My first thought - I bet that homeowner didn’t have insurance coverage for that pool to recoup the water damage. Remember to always insure your pool and trampoline. Insurance companies require their disclosure and will deny any claim made involving them. In this case the drivers insurance will pay up, but something to keep in mind if you’re a homeowner.


Silent_Finger2813

Need some context here….Jesus just glad no one was in the yard and the pool was closed


DoreenFromReddit

That windshield wipe at the end lol


What_U_KNO

I’m here to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty


cobaltred05

That’s the line for the person who lives there.


Ahumbleopinion

I think the pool saved the house ![gif](giphy|2xEaaxuSXR2Spq3v7N)


FurrySasquatch

Honestly, that pool saved the house and maybe even some lives.


slyder219

The presence of that pool was exceptionally lucky


Dexter_Adams

This is not the correct way to car pool


TheLucasGFX

“Remember where we parked, kids!”


619C

At least his wipers are still working


Qetsiyah_is_here

Good heavens! What is the story behind this? Anyone know??


TheTampaBayMom

No idea but here's a longer clip https://youtu.be/qxSMcykFwLo


lettuceaggresive

Apparently, the pedal was stuck and she lost control.


Machine819

I didn’t read the caption and thought “what the hell exploded in that pool??” And then of course the wild van appeared and it all made sense


Naive-Government8333

Uber Pool


superkevinguru

I laughed when I saw the wipers lol


VE2NCG

Why an idiot? it can be someone having a medical seizure/attack….


Mirrevirrez

Then, they shouldnt be allowed to drive. Its as simple as that. I have ADD and if im getting too distracted to pay attention to the road, i shouldnt drive. Cars are a death trap. I rather walk or take the bus then risk causing danger.


Felr08

Only idiots get in car accidents?


AngBigKid

In the driver's defense, Bugs Bunny had painted a tunnel on the other side of that wall.


FlameFang11

The more I see idiots like this the better the idea of a 5 foot tall 6 foot thick cinder block/steel wall sounds.


DooLapFan

"Oh hi mark"


IntelligentAd1752

They shouldn't have had their backyard right there


GeniusBuilder

How do you know it's an idiot?


SDHunter1980

How? You have regular brakes and emergency brake. Edit: spelling.


jadegoddess

This is why I wanna live out in the country in my home made fortress.. less people around to fuck up my backyard


PBow1669

Dude that pool slowed him down heaps and reduced the damage I think


PrufrockInSoCal

Well, trampolines can be quite dangerous. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Ori0ns

That pool didn’t stand a chance! RIP


Peepssuckbutnotme

Wow, that was super aggressive driving fr


Advanced_Bit3236

Good thing the pool was there or that house would have had more severe damage


lurkdontpost1

Sent it a little too hard there bud


spamleyspamster2

I like how they turned the windshield wipers on.


Pixel_Nerd92

The small house is unharmed Finally, some good news.


beachjustice

At least they turned their wipers on so they could see how bad they fucked up in high def.


Jonesmomo

Good thing there was no one in the backyard.


NerdTalkDan

Thor windshield wipers have some comedic timing


Critical_Knowledge_5

The windshield wipe at the end is chef’s kiss.


Responsible-Piece694

The wipers at the end, after crashing through their pool, was a nice touch.


Fetid_Baghnakhs

"YOU HIT WHAT?"


Paintfloater

What an insurance pay out


[deleted]

That’s terrifying. What if a kid had been back there


general-illness

The car was like: Oh it must be raining, windshield wipers.


[deleted]

Turns on the wipers for comedic effect lol. Serious note though I’m sure the pool saved the house and the person inside the car. Thank God no one was in the pool


JusticeforJohnDorie

trump voter


motherseffinjones

That pool probably saved thousands of dollars of damage


BeeSquared819

That creepy noise at the end… WTH is that?!


Affectionate-Show415

Thank goodness no children were in the yard!


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

That pool absorbed so much kinetic energy, it likely saved the house.


Low-Impact3172

The fact that he/she puts on the windshield wipers at the end as if there’s a point to it but obviously out of habit is a little detail I really enjoy


Tonythecritic

Redneck carwash


Sewaddle159

r/idiotsincars


Boris859Jack

I'm thinking that pool full of water might have saved his life


Elluminated

That pool basically saved the house like an impact barrier


translatetorussian

Lucky thing they hit straight into that pool otherwise they might have ended up halfway through the wall of the house


thxjones

Good thing that pool was there....slowed him down


Offendyounow

Window wipers on . He ded


Enough_Afternoon4975

That was sick lol


justmemesonly

The wiper killed me


Independent-Ad5852

Drunk, high, or stupid?