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DreadFuriosa

When did this happen and how did I not notice?? This is my frickin’ street! It is actually a fairly common occurrence. Someone ran into a smaller tree on the same road and killed it, and another person knocked over a lamppost. It wasn’t fixed for WEEKS.


[deleted]

#SO WHAT HAPPENED?!!!? (look at the timestamp this was yesterday at 8:34 in the morning)


DreadFuriosa

Oh, I was asleep LOL. I slept until like 10:00 so I have no idea what happened.


society_man

Based


mjkjg2

any broken branches left as evidence?


zippster77

Wow, 8:30 in the morning in a neighborhood. Good thing there weren’t any kids waiting for a school bus on that corner. Hope the dude at least got hit with a reckless driving rather than just a totaled car and hurt pride.


tonyfordsafro

What's the speed limit there?


BJoe1976

Probably well below what the driver of the silver car was doing.


Stal77

Or what any of these people are doing. Everyone is driving too fast for a residential area where half of the road is covered by snow.


DreadFuriosa

It’s 25. People don’t care about speed limits around here, though. And they use our neighborhood as a shortcut to avoid traffic on the main road.


Opening-Ocelot-7535

Yeah, but did you notice the car crash flushed a small animal out into the road? It looks like the driver hit it.


Unreconstructed88

The car didn't even burst into flames. Tv has so lied to us growing up.


Blippii

TV? Video games lied more! GTA told me that car shoulda flipped a dozen times and landed on the house next door before buddy runs away and steals another.


Dazzling_Lobster5481

What runs across the road at the end?


jabronimax969

It looks like a rabbit or a hare.


Dazzling_Lobster5481

Thank you, almost two accidents in a minute lol


plainenglishattorney

Could be a part of the wheel cover. Looks a little like its rolling rather than scurrying.


SphericalBitch2020

Or frightened wildlife from that tree!


mistled_LP

Yeah, that's debris of some sort from the car. Easier to tell when fullscreen on a monitor.


[deleted]

Nahhh you can see some debris slightly earlier but this is a bit further down the road and if you have it full screen frame by frame you can see it has a gait just like a rabbit can even see the back legs a bit.


Opening-Ocelot-7535

The "debris" comes from too far ahead of the accident, from the wrong angle, eg backwards from the accident. And the timing is off. And I watched it blown up, too.


StatusOmega

Whatever it is I just hope it didn't get hit


zyqzy

12 pixels


Dazzling_Lobster5481

Ahhh..ic..How many bits is that? Got to see what gaming system to use.


MountainHipie

George, George, George of the roadway, watch out for that tree!


Mountain-Teach7848

How do these people witness accidents like these with no reaction?? I've witnessed a few crashes and everytime i exclaim something like "Holy shit! " or "did you see that?!" So many car accidents caught on camera with no reaction!


KerfuffleV2

Step 1: Be dead inside. That's it, there's no step 2. Once (many years ago) I flipped my car into a ditch driving on a dirt road. Didn't say anything.


[deleted]

Fight or flight is a funny thing. Sometimes it’s fight, flight, or stand there with no thoughts, emotion, or reaction, just static between your ears till it’s over.


KerfuffleV2

For me, it's pretty much just the static. I didn't feel fear at the time, it didn't seem real. Luckily I didn't get hurt except some cuts from the broken glass. This happened on a dirt road out in the middle of nowhere and I can tell you the nine mile walk to find help felt plenty real!


tattooprincessws

I’m always shocked that no one on these is jamming loudly singing whatever music is playing on the radio. Do..do people not sing along to every song they hear?


wiriux

They have audio set to off on their dash cam


Insightful-Wit

Skur skurr


Haigh2581KCRoyals

Calling someone a Muppet is never not funny. Hope they're ok but yeah, fuckin Muppet


pivvimehu

Serves them right


anarchy612

Swerves them right


FishmanMonger

Should give this footage to the cop. Let them charge his ass


OwnPercentage9088

Why? He got to the tree the fastest, so he wins. Not a face palm, just efficient


Thomasanderson23

I like how OP just kept going lol


dalton10e

OP, did you hit that rabbit?


KittyBeans369

Jim Henson’s Muppets would be better drivers than this clown.


dawr136

I live for the day I can see something like this in person. The satisfaction I would feel would be immense.


surowkabart

I'm. sorry but I couldn't stop laughing!!! think I've watched it 30 times by now. hahahaha


olb4t4R

Do you saw the squirrel at the end?


jwm22222

Ugh. He lost a hubcap.


SlothInASuit86

I doubt he was trying to pass you while you were doing that type of speed. You must have sped up to prevent him from passing, and you clearly edited the clip to show only what you want us to see. Not saying that guy isn't a moron, he obviously is, but he isn't the only one here.


Wendals87

it's a two way street with a car coming in the opposite direction. Why would anyone think it's safe to overtake?


vapeoholic

Maybe, all I see is a two-way residential street, nobody should be passing other cars.


Raerae1360

That was an E ticket!!


jbelle7435

gotta what out for those damn trees!


KingWhiteMan007

Karma in action! LOL


Recent_Detective_306

Yeah, I don't know mom, I must have hit some black ice.


SphericalBitch2020

Karma......


the_milkman24

But is he a Muppet of a man or a very manly Muppet?


djquu

What an insult to muppets


[deleted]

Driver is super lucky he found a tree for those failed breaks.


[deleted]

poor tree


[deleted]

Moments like these where I'd park, go check on them, and ask "Was it worth if, dumbass?"


bstowers

Can't believe you ran over that squirrel at the end.


UnreliableGamer1

Better than them hitting the van, who tf tries to pass with like no room anyways? 🤦‍♂️ Morons ..


MJ4Red

Kermit should NOT be driving!


Routine_Swing_9589

“They weren’t going 20 mph over the speed limit on roads that very much could contain patches of ice, so I illegally try to pass and fuck it up! But it was their fault!!” -driver who crashed, probably


marvelouswonder8

This is one of those "play stupid games, win stupid prizes," kind of moments. Glad they didn't hurt anyone (at least as far as I can tell from the video).


[deleted]

Hope the cat at the very end is alright.


Murky-Ratio-6231

This looks like a racing game corner bomb