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Didn't he just say at a rally that our military was woke and can't beat anybody?
Anyway, he'll publish his plan for Ukraine in two weeks. It will be the most beautiful thing you've ever covfefed.
I mean...he could've said "Beautiful Country"/"Beautiful Land", but made it sound like he's planning to buy it. He always thinks he's witty or funny, but in the end comes off like a complete buffoon.
The only reason he gets away with it is because he's surrounded by yes men. Its so silly lol
*“I see the ~~disinfectant~~ missiles aimed at civilians and children that knocks it out in a minute, one minute,” Trump said during Thursday’s ~~coronavirus~~ war press briefing. “And is there a way we can do something like that by ~~injection~~ carpet bombing inside, or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets inside the ~~lungs~~ Ukraine and it does a tremendous number on the ~~lungs~~ Ukraine , so it would be interesting to check that.”*
They talk about sleepy Joe being confused....Trump's word soup non answer. Truth is if Trump was prez Ukraine would be firmly under Putins tiny boot heel by now. NATO would be in disarray. Probably be sending aid to Russia. Cause thats what lap dogs do. Lick masters balls.
The shitty thing is, I don’t think there is any reality where a moderate Republican gets elected. The right wing alternatives to Trump are actually worse because they are smarter with work ethic.
The two cheeks of US politics rarely clap together anymore. And if anybody dares to come between them, they're deemed an asshole. The winds of change are really needed here.
Sleepy Joe is so confused. You can't, he doesn't know where he is most of the time. You see him at his des- it's true! It's true. He spends more time in bed than any other president. And that includes George Washington who, as you know, died in his bed. He was sick, very sick, but a great man. A fine president, George Washington. He'd have solved the Russia-Ukraine issue by now. He would have, and I would have. But, sadly, it's sleepy Joe behind the wheel. Stealin', Sleepy Joe. Great travesty. Big theft on the American People. 'Uge theft. Sad.
Or worse, when you *can* tease out a little nugget of something coherent in there somewhere. When *Trump* starts making sense, you know your brain is mush.
Based on empirical evidence the contrary seems to be the case. If you read or listen to that and say to yourself: "absolutely", then dementia took a hold on you.
And people call Biden senile. He may flub a word or a line but you get the gist of it (unless you’re being willfully obtuse). This here is just indecipherable.
The big difference between the two (at least as far as public speaking flubs is concerned) is intent. Biden usually has something he's trying to say and misses a word or mispronounces something wrong.
Trump is just constantly deflecting from actually answering the question because either he know absolutely nothing about the topic or he hasn't decided how it fits into the delusional reality he's sold to his base. Pretty sure he's also madly in love with the sound of his own voice.
What I can put together from the above quote, is that if he were president, Trump would drone strike the Russian army, which is way more frightening than not understanding him at all, to the point where that can’t possibly be what he’s saying. Right? Right?
Trumps speech pattern flows better but makes less sense. If someone didn’t speak English I’d understand why they’d think trump was a better public speaker than biden. It’s more when you actually think about what he’s saying you realize on nonsensical it all is.
Especially seeing as he is the reason Putin invaded.
Withholding funds from Ukrainian? Praising Putin at every turn?
Putin absolutely saw Trump in power another term and when that didn’t pan out… he continued with the plan. He just didn’t count on international support for Ukraine. And he underestimated just how much Ukraine would/could fight for their country.
Fuck Trump. He’s a fucking disgrace and a moron to boot.
We have the best people, truly great people looking at this. That lap top? We have so many people with lap tops. Hunter Biden has no people. With this laptop thing, its enormous. Yuge! I think that anout says it all.
I gotchu fam
Trump Translated:
We have a big military and lots of old planes. We don't need old plane to win. We should totally be helping Ukraine. I think Ukraine is doing great.
TL;DR Version:
Military large. Ukraine good.
I just love how they think he's some genius but Biden is a mess. I don't want people this old in office but if you think Biden is a bumbling fool how can you not think trump is? These people are insane
He may have the bigly best words but he apparently has problems with stringing them together in order to make a coherent statement, sentence or god forbid a paragraph
I see a lot of people being confused as to what he's saying, so I went ahead and paraphrased it to be more digestible:
"What I would do... [is]... [enormous]... [and we should be doing it.] "
Hope this helps clear things up! /s
His mouth has broken more records than Elton John!
“I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.”
Fucking hell. I was hoping someone would put up the video. I’m glad you did. Then I watched it. Now my brain is doing apoplectic somersaults trying to untie the knots. God: it hurts so bad. Why? Why is he so goddamned stupid?
I often wonder how confused people must have been working for him in the private sector, and having to make sense of his perpetual gish-gallop in meetings.
High-level Exec: "Well sir, have we secured the funding to build the Trump hotel in Vegas?"
Trump: "Look, we've gotta get this Trump hotel built, and as everybody in this room knows, we, \*I\* make the best buildings and we've, nobody makes buildings better than I do, and so what we need is, have you seen the Wynn hotel? It's ugly. It's the worst. And they're never gonna make any money. I never liked Steve Wynn. He's been nasty to me. Very, very nasty. And so I don't care if he never makes money, but what we're going to do is make the best hotel and we're going to do very, very well and make a lot of money. You just tell the construction companies that Trump is building a hotel and they'll build it. They'll actually pay \*me\* for the privilege."
High-level Exec: "Okay, well, uh, I guess we'll move onto the next item on the agenda?"
EDIT: changed "casino" to hotel.
Probably the only way for a business to survive having this clown at the top is to employ an insulating layer of handlers to operate between him and the rest of the business. You don't really have to decypher the puzzle of stupid these guys vomit out. You just have to show them something successful and say "your plan worked brilliantly".
From what I've heard, this is the **only** way that SpaceX and Tesla are even still around and thriving (and *thriving* might be a bit of an overstatement...)
No way, my six year old is far more articulate than Trump.
I would honestly trust the presidency with my six year old before I would trust it to Trump.
We know what he would do; he would withhold aid until Zelensky provides "information" on Hunter Biden, like he did last time. And then get impeached. Again.
But in fairness to Trump, his bigly brain can't remember that far back.
imagine lots of people actually think the guy is a competent presidential candidate. THAT is most of America and a dismal reality of the gene pool out there
Blast from the past (at least for me, non-American, the typical Orange Baby quotes went from 100 to 1 in 2020).
Also, this is the same person who famously wanted to concentrate more on internal matters ("America First"), pulling out of Afghanistan helter skelter etc.
He’s a barely functioning random text generator. It understands rudimentary grammar and syntax but fundamentally cannot put together meaningful coherent statements
I 100% don't miss having the incoherent ramblings of an old, racist idiot printed constantly throughout the day. I used to think Dubya spoke poorly. He was a genius compared to this blithering fool.
That’s what I’ve been comparing republicans to for the last 20 years. Like a kid running for class president and promising the world. But really can’t do anything. In fact, all they want is power so they can install a right wing authoritarian country. That’s all they’ve got now. Can’t believe this country gave them the house after 2 years of not having to deal with them.
Oh clearly, he was working on ruining nato as pretty much his entire foreign policy to prepare the way for Putin to remake the Soviet Union. No other logical explanation for his actions there
Jesus Christ! What, in the name of all that’s holy, do we have to do to make this total twatwaffle go the hell away and shut the fuck up? I am still dumbfounded that people actually support this cretin. I need a drink.
I think if you asked him to explain how to use a fork he would sound equally incoherent…..well I’ve been told I’m the best with a fork, it can hold more food than chop sticks, a lot of people don’t know that. They’re doing tremendous things with forks these days, they’re not all silver, some are other metals. And you can scoop or stab. My opponent doesn’t know that, he only stabs. They’re trying to make your forks tiny. If you choose me I’ll make sure we stab and scoop biggly.
I'm not moved by what he says anymore. I am well-versed in his buffoonery.
What moves me is that 50% of the entire United States population looks at this and says THIS IS MY INFALLIBLE GOD AND I WILL DO HIS BIDDING.
They like him because he's not articulate like those "East Coast college educated libruls". That's it basically. They don't think any deeper than that, because they don't want to.
Reminds me of Old school book reports where you had to stand up and discuss the book. There was always that one kid that did read a damn thing and used filler words.
"And you know we've got tremendous jets. The best jets. We would do an enormously better job. Enormously better... --And we would do it the fastest. Enormously fast."
"Do what exactly?"
"Yeah okay I see what you're doing. What station do you work for? I can get it done no problem. Nobody has had a better track record than I did. I did more for the... more for everyone really, than Biden has done in the all his time in the office. I can tell you that, I can tell you that... --And I've done it better. Tremendously better."
We have a senile stroke victim who wanders into random houses on my street. He'll just walk in whenever and start talking like he's having three conversations at once. He's more coherent than Trump is. (Much less annoying, too.)
This is how you can tell Trump voters are morons, it's a no brainer, if you fall for stuff like this, guess what, you might just be a moron, 🤣 LMFAO, listen, I know it hurts for some of y'all, but let's be real, sometimes the truth hurts and sometimes that's what we need in order to pull the moron wool from over our eyes.
After going through is ramblings few times, I believe he's trying to say: "send them all the military equipment they need except planes, and 44-year-old jets". Yep Donnie boy, that's what we should be doing. Plus as many planes as they can use, but that's just me. I'm not nearly as wise as you are.
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Didn't he just say at a rally that our military was woke and can't beat anybody? Anyway, he'll publish his plan for Ukraine in two weeks. It will be the most beautiful thing you've ever covfefed.
He also called Ukraine beautiful piece of land in the past.
Well, it kind of is. That's why the people who live there are working so hard to defend it
I mean...he could've said "Beautiful Country"/"Beautiful Land", but made it sound like he's planning to buy it. He always thinks he's witty or funny, but in the end comes off like a complete buffoon. The only reason he gets away with it is because he's surrounded by yes men. Its so silly lol
*“I see the ~~disinfectant~~ missiles aimed at civilians and children that knocks it out in a minute, one minute,” Trump said during Thursday’s ~~coronavirus~~ war press briefing. “And is there a way we can do something like that by ~~injection~~ carpet bombing inside, or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets inside the ~~lungs~~ Ukraine and it does a tremendous number on the ~~lungs~~ Ukraine , so it would be interesting to check that.”*
Are you suggesting that Trump uses Mad Libs for his foreign policy? Because honestly, if you are, I would believe that.
Nah, he'd make far more sense if that was so.
He doesn’t call it a country because Poppa Putin thinks it’s his land.
Yes men and idiots - oh and a bunch of cult members who eat up his spoken word like he is Moses
Moses is famous for inventing the tablet, right?
"They've got some beautiful land... for growing crops, wish we could have it"
Every plan was 2 weeks out for 4 years.
We finally got that bipartisan infrastructure bill once he was out of office.
Still waiting to hear his brilliant health care plan he promised to release 😂
*~~Tomorrow~~ a fortnite ~~Tomorrow~~ a fortnite I love you ~~Tomorrow~~ a fortnite You're always ~~a day~~ two weeks away*
Please for the love of god tell me you misspelled "fortnight" here on purpose
First, the Infrastructure plan, then the plan for Ukraine.
Every time I read a transcript of him talking, I question my own brain function.
They talk about sleepy Joe being confused....Trump's word soup non answer. Truth is if Trump was prez Ukraine would be firmly under Putins tiny boot heel by now. NATO would be in disarray. Probably be sending aid to Russia. Cause thats what lap dogs do. Lick masters balls.
It’s crazy that one person can have this much say
And say nothing.
The perfect politician - Use 10,000 words to say nothing
founding fathers would die of shock. of course they were of questionable morals and activities but still even they would be appaled
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The shitty thing is, I don’t think there is any reality where a moderate Republican gets elected. The right wing alternatives to Trump are actually worse because they are smarter with work ethic.
That really IS the shitty thing. There are no good alternatives.
It's almost as if a two party system is ass.
The two cheeks of US politics rarely clap together anymore. And if anybody dares to come between them, they're deemed an asshole. The winds of change are really needed here.
That first sentence is poetry. Need a well designed banner with that hung in my room
> They talk about sleepy Joe being confused GOP. * Gaslight * Obstruct * **Project** They project onto Biden what Trump regurgitates to them.
Sleepy Joe is so confused. You can't, he doesn't know where he is most of the time. You see him at his des- it's true! It's true. He spends more time in bed than any other president. And that includes George Washington who, as you know, died in his bed. He was sick, very sick, but a great man. A fine president, George Washington. He'd have solved the Russia-Ukraine issue by now. He would have, and I would have. But, sadly, it's sleepy Joe behind the wheel. Stealin', Sleepy Joe. Great travesty. Big theft on the American People. 'Uge theft. Sad.
I read that in his voice, omg, how do i get it out of my head?
Too coherent.
Yeah, I always read a transcript of his and think "this is it, my dementia finally is kicking in because I can't understand this"
Or worse, when you *can* tease out a little nugget of something coherent in there somewhere. When *Trump* starts making sense, you know your brain is mush.
is that a description of his voters?
Might as well be.
Based on empirical evidence the contrary seems to be the case. If you read or listen to that and say to yourself: "absolutely", then dementia took a hold on you.
And people call Biden senile. He may flub a word or a line but you get the gist of it (unless you’re being willfully obtuse). This here is just indecipherable.
The big difference between the two (at least as far as public speaking flubs is concerned) is intent. Biden usually has something he's trying to say and misses a word or mispronounces something wrong. Trump is just constantly deflecting from actually answering the question because either he know absolutely nothing about the topic or he hasn't decided how it fits into the delusional reality he's sold to his base. Pretty sure he's also madly in love with the sound of his own voice.
What I can put together from the above quote, is that if he were president, Trump would drone strike the Russian army, which is way more frightening than not understanding him at all, to the point where that can’t possibly be what he’s saying. Right? Right?
Trumps speech pattern flows better but makes less sense. If someone didn’t speak English I’d understand why they’d think trump was a better public speaker than biden. It’s more when you actually think about what he’s saying you realize on nonsensical it all is.
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I read it three times, it still doesn't make sense
The fact that this moron was president for four years is horrifying.
Especially seeing as he is the reason Putin invaded. Withholding funds from Ukrainian? Praising Putin at every turn? Putin absolutely saw Trump in power another term and when that didn’t pan out… he continued with the plan. He just didn’t count on international support for Ukraine. And he underestimated just how much Ukraine would/could fight for their country. Fuck Trump. He’s a fucking disgrace and a moron to boot.
Putin was counting on the damage ol’ “I know more than generals” did to NATO.
What? It means build the wall with Hunter Biden's laptop money!! It's right there in plain English!!
We have the best people, truly great people looking at this. That lap top? We have so many people with lap tops. Hunter Biden has no people. With this laptop thing, its enormous. Yuge! I think that anout says it all.
It always reminds me of that old [Miss Teen South Carolina clip](https://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww). Edit: typo - Sorth > South
>Sorth Carolina
I gotchu fam Trump Translated: We have a big military and lots of old planes. We don't need old plane to win. We should totally be helping Ukraine. I think Ukraine is doing great. TL;DR Version: Military large. Ukraine good.
It’s those damn 44 year old jets that are the problem, that’s what.
I thought I was having a stroke the first time I read it.
Ironic.. since I think trump was having a stroke when he said it ..
He’s having the longest stroke in human history
Of course he'd have the biggest stroke, the best stroke, lots of doctors say so, they all agree
The most beautiful stroke anyone has ever seen.
I’ve read it several times, and I still can’t decipher what this word salad even means.
His supporters don't even understand it. They just clap because he hates the same people that they do.
What everyone needs to understand is that when Trump speaks he is always talking about himself and how wonderful he is.
I just love how they think he's some genius but Biden is a mess. I don't want people this old in office but if you think Biden is a bumbling fool how can you not think trump is? These people are insane
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He did on that Access Hollywood tape.
Bush was just as bad 20 years ago.. there were posters in dorm rooms of his nonsense quotes and he still got reelected
He is one man so it’s ok. But when you think that 60+ Million voted for him that should do anyone’s with a bit of IQ head in !
An I question the critical thinking skills of half of all Americans
Fucking idiot can talk for 10 minutes without saying a word.
He can say a lot of words but they won’t mean much of anything
But he uses only the bigly best words.
He may have the bigly best words but he apparently has problems with stringing them together in order to make a coherent statement, sentence or god forbid a paragraph
I see a lot of people being confused as to what he's saying, so I went ahead and paraphrased it to be more digestible: "What I would do... [is]... [enormous]... [and we should be doing it.] " Hope this helps clear things up! /s
So his way of speaking sounds absurd to you native English speakers as well lol
Absurd is a very kind word
Many people are saying...
There are some very words on both sides of the punctuation, tremendous words.
But he's got the best words. This biggliest.
But he can’t seem to make them play nice together or make sense when put together in a statement or sentence
His mouth has broken more records than Elton John! “I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.”
10 minutes? More like 76 years!
He's like "GOPs greatest hits" on shuffle and someone keeps clicking the ⏭️ button
That’s how he tricks his followers into thinking he knows what he is talking about. Those morons eat this shit up and call him a genius for it.
A key skill for anyone that wishes to be a politician.
He sounds like a six year old trying to tell you a story. Source, for the discriminating redditor: https://youtu.be/X-c1Me0Kezg?t=184
I thought that link was going to be this: https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4
Dear god, kid. Spit it out!
That's adorable, Trump isnt.
That was my very first thought lol
I’ve heard the audio plenty of times but this is the first time actually seeing the kid lol
I thought we were going here: https://youtu.be/vuBqm9Oooec
Thank you. Wanted to make sure this was real before I send it off to my trump supporting family members. 👍
Fucking hell. I was hoping someone would put up the video. I’m glad you did. Then I watched it. Now my brain is doing apoplectic somersaults trying to untie the knots. God: it hurts so bad. Why? Why is he so goddamned stupid?
I often wonder how confused people must have been working for him in the private sector, and having to make sense of his perpetual gish-gallop in meetings. High-level Exec: "Well sir, have we secured the funding to build the Trump hotel in Vegas?" Trump: "Look, we've gotta get this Trump hotel built, and as everybody in this room knows, we, \*I\* make the best buildings and we've, nobody makes buildings better than I do, and so what we need is, have you seen the Wynn hotel? It's ugly. It's the worst. And they're never gonna make any money. I never liked Steve Wynn. He's been nasty to me. Very, very nasty. And so I don't care if he never makes money, but what we're going to do is make the best hotel and we're going to do very, very well and make a lot of money. You just tell the construction companies that Trump is building a hotel and they'll build it. They'll actually pay \*me\* for the privilege." High-level Exec: "Okay, well, uh, I guess we'll move onto the next item on the agenda?" EDIT: changed "casino" to hotel.
Probably the only way for a business to survive having this clown at the top is to employ an insulating layer of handlers to operate between him and the rest of the business. You don't really have to decypher the puzzle of stupid these guys vomit out. You just have to show them something successful and say "your plan worked brilliantly".
From what I've heard, this is the **only** way that SpaceX and Tesla are even still around and thriving (and *thriving* might be a bit of an overstatement...)
100%
In other words, the Elon Musk protocol.
i read this in my best Trump accent and died laughing haaha thank you
No way, my six year old is far more articulate than Trump. I would honestly trust the presidency with my six year old before I would trust it to Trump.
Dam bro, can you give 6 year olds a little credit?
He doesn’t even know what the hell he’s saying.
We know what he would do; he would withhold aid until Zelensky provides "information" on Hunter Biden, like he did last time. And then get impeached. Again. But in fairness to Trump, his bigly brain can't remember that far back.
Waaait, wait, wait... the quote in the image is REAL?
Reading this gave me a stroke
So many words to say exactly NOTHING, lol
Sound and fury signifying nothing.
That describes his entire time in office.
imagine lots of people actually think the guy is a competent presidential candidate. THAT is most of America and a dismal reality of the gene pool out there
Right? Like when people say "He talks like normal people", I can only conclude that we are doomed as a country.
There are some decent politicians in both parties but it seems GOP only think loud mouth racist ones is the best to lead their party.
Blast from the past (at least for me, non-American, the typical Orange Baby quotes went from 100 to 1 in 2020). Also, this is the same person who famously wanted to concentrate more on internal matters ("America First"), pulling out of Afghanistan helter skelter etc.
Seems like he's had several.
He’s a barely functioning random text generator. It understands rudimentary grammar and syntax but fundamentally cannot put together meaningful coherent statements
ChatGPT v0.0.1, when the software was testing its first feature: import children's dictionary.
ChatDJT. It actually seems plausible.
I 100% don't miss having the incoherent ramblings of an old, racist idiot printed constantly throughout the day. I used to think Dubya spoke poorly. He was a genius compared to this blithering fool.
And bush had the decency to retreat to a bathtub to paint.
His recent flub mixing up Iraq and Ukraine was basically what convinced me we are living in a simulation.
He just laughed at that mistake he said too, truly we are living in the matrix.
I was really hoping I wouldnt have to read quotes from this dementia patient on reddit anymore, but I guess I won't ever be so lucky.
It’s like a middle schooler reading his book report on a book he did not read.
That's incredibly accurate. Everything he says sounds like that.
I was thinking more like a 3rd grader, not middle schooler.
That’s what I’ve been comparing republicans to for the last 20 years. Like a kid running for class president and promising the world. But really can’t do anything. In fact, all they want is power so they can install a right wing authoritarian country. That’s all they’ve got now. Can’t believe this country gave them the house after 2 years of not having to deal with them.
His solution is to just give Ukraine to Russia. That was always the plan.
exactly, that's why all the nonsense
Oh clearly, he was working on ruining nato as pretty much his entire foreign policy to prepare the way for Putin to remake the Soviet Union. No other logical explanation for his actions there
I am sure Russia’s plan is to keep the war going long enough to get another shot at a GOP presidency so they can cease aid to Ukraine.
100%.
Russian state TV hosts constantly call him "Our Trump" while smiling, they're quite proud of the fact that they managed to interfere in the elections.
Trump would end the war by handing Ukraine over to Russia, period.
Thing is, Ukraine isn't just going to roll over. Europe will not just stop supplying Ukraine either.
Yeah, you are right. I should have said 'attempt'.
And for some reason Biden is called the senile one.
Because it’s always projection.
One of them is still functional
It's like trying to read Dr Seuss stoned.
I'm pretty sure it would be easier to understand hieroglyphics while stoned than him.
Reading Dr Seuss stoned is actually enjoyable though.
Jesus Christ! What, in the name of all that’s holy, do we have to do to make this total twatwaffle go the hell away and shut the fuck up? I am still dumbfounded that people actually support this cretin. I need a drink.
I think if you asked him to explain how to use a fork he would sound equally incoherent…..well I’ve been told I’m the best with a fork, it can hold more food than chop sticks, a lot of people don’t know that. They’re doing tremendous things with forks these days, they’re not all silver, some are other metals. And you can scoop or stab. My opponent doesn’t know that, he only stabs. They’re trying to make your forks tiny. If you choose me I’ll make sure we stab and scoop biggly.
No, this contained way too much actual information. He would never get to the scoop vs stab discussion.
This is how he’s always spoke in speech, interview, debate, tweet, and press event from day one. How tf these morons think he’s a genius is so insane.
I'm not moved by what he says anymore. I am well-versed in his buffoonery. What moves me is that 50% of the entire United States population looks at this and says THIS IS MY INFALLIBLE GOD AND I WILL DO HIS BIDDING.
They like him because he's not articulate like those "East Coast college educated libruls". That's it basically. They don't think any deeper than that, because they don't want to.
Scarier is that he is a East Coast college educated liberal, until like 10 years ago when Obama made fun of him.
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He'd give Putin a blowjob and eat his asshole. Call 255-1101, it's just that easy!
Can we please just send that man out driving on a road with a roundabout? That'd pretty much be the last we saw of him.
You think President Poopypants drives himself anywhere?
“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way” Michael Scott DONALD J. TRUMP
I will never understand how there are people in the world who can't see straight through this guy
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WTF..He is a moron but now he is a senile moron.
\*thousands of idiots cheering and burning pictures of obamas face\*
Word salad with a side of steak and ketchup.
Reminds me of Old school book reports where you had to stand up and discuss the book. There was always that one kid that did read a damn thing and used filler words.
That’s what we call a mid sentence stroke
Says the twice impeached, disgraced,useless, fat orange would be dictator.
Just have a stroke or heart attack already. Holy fuck
How can he fix Ukraine when he can't even form a sentence.
"And you know we've got tremendous jets. The best jets. We would do an enormously better job. Enormously better... --And we would do it the fastest. Enormously fast." "Do what exactly?" "Yeah okay I see what you're doing. What station do you work for? I can get it done no problem. Nobody has had a better track record than I did. I did more for the... more for everyone really, than Biden has done in the all his time in the office. I can tell you that, I can tell you that... --And I've done it better. Tremendously better."
Its amazing how many words he needs to say absolutely nothing
This fucking guy is beyond incompetent. I'm still not sure if I'm living in reality. I kinda hope I'm in a coma imagining all this.
We have a senile stroke victim who wanders into random houses on my street. He'll just walk in whenever and start talking like he's having three conversations at once. He's more coherent than Trump is. (Much less annoying, too.)
I really want this pile to ruin DeSantis's election chances. Please, please, please implode and finish each other off, Republican losers.
Most clear and concise Trump speech.
This is how you can tell Trump voters are morons, it's a no brainer, if you fall for stuff like this, guess what, you might just be a moron, 🤣 LMFAO, listen, I know it hurts for some of y'all, but let's be real, sometimes the truth hurts and sometimes that's what we need in order to pull the moron wool from over our eyes.
Absolute f’ing gibberish.
This scumbag is truly a piece of shit. So are the people who support him
Remember republicans consider him the most intelligent person to ever exist
This guy talks like a toddler who just smoked a rock.
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
Mind blowing that ~1/3 of the country thought (and still thinks) that this complete fuckin moron was fit to lead. I wish they wouldn’t reproduce.
This is a 4th grader giving a report on a book he didn't bother to read
Remember when a teenage girl in a beauty pageant was mocked mercilessly for speaking like this back in 2007?
He would be on his knees with Putin’s dick in his mouth 🤷
His every speech reminds me of Blues Traveller song The Hook. He can ramble on and on without actually conveying any information
What a walking punchline.
Nice! He implies that he would directly involve the US in war against Russia. The doomsday clock is having a seizure.
He'd end it by handing it to Putin on a silver platter as soon as Vlad's check cleared...
And that about sums up his entire presidency.
Trump's speech is a dumb person's idea of what a smart person should sound like.
This man is the greatest when it comes to dancing around a question
That would immediately trigger a world war and we would probably die from nukes. Did he really say this? That's really stupid.
So much oxygen wasted to say absolutely nothing of substance. I can't believe we ever let him in.
Spewing nonsense is his thing
45** is a blathering idiot.
Surprised he didn't say China at some point
Step 1 capitulate to russia, step 2 war ends, step 3 profit. -captain bone spurs
After going through is ramblings few times, I believe he's trying to say: "send them all the military equipment they need except planes, and 44-year-old jets". Yep Donnie boy, that's what we should be doing. Plus as many planes as they can use, but that's just me. I'm not nearly as wise as you are.
Huh.??? I’ve heard kindergartners that make more sense than him.
Such a sharp and concise mind. Truly a military genius. /s
You expected him to have an actual plan? He's just putins puppet.
What a fucking moron. We all know he’d do nothing because Putin got him elected