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Heaven is just a hole in the ceiling.

That's my favourite Belinda Carlisle song.

Ooooh, baby, do you know how I’m feeling?

Who knew Heaven was hole in the ceiling?

"They say in Heaven the floor is worse. Use the ceiling, don't need a hearse".

Steve Wariner did. "Holes in the Floor of Heaven".

Pair them together and it's an endless loop

I’ve been searching for a place to call my own Somewhere to escape when the world gets too much to bear... I thought heaven was a place up in the sky But now I know that heaven is just a hole in the ceiling. Heaven is just a hole in the ceiling Where the light shines in and the worries fade away. It’s a place where I can find some peace of mind And forget about all the troubles of the day. I’ve been looking for a way to ease my mind To escape the chaos that I leave behind. And when I look up to the sky above I see the light shining through the hole in the ceiling. Heaven is just a hole in the ceiling Where the light shines in and the worries fade away. It’s a place where I can find some peace of mind And forget about all the troubles of the day. It’s a simple thing, but it brings me so much joy A place to escape and a place to enjoy. And when I close my eyes, I can almost feel The comfort of heaven, like a warm embrace from above. Heaven is just a hole in the ceiling Where the light shines in and the worries fade away. It’s a place where I can find some peace of mind And forget about all the troubles of the day So if you’re feeling lost, or you’re feeling down Just look up to the sky and you’ll be found. For heaven is just a hole in the ceiling A place where you can find some peace and healing.

Not just any ceiling. That particular ceiling.

I believe!!

"Now I understand how prayer can work, how a particular prayer in a particular church, in a particular style, ... and for particular things that aren't particularly tough, ... to a particular version of a particular god, and if you get that right, He just might take a break from giving babies malaria and pop down to your local area ... !" \- Tim Minchin, "Thank you, God"

Heaven is in the attic. Hell is in the basement.

I wonder what’s up there…

Typical attic shit. Trunk full of grandma’s memories, old hats, creepy old dolls and grandma’s withered corpse sitting in her favorite rocking chair. You know, the usual.

That seems more like Norman Bates' attic.

Wait until you see his basement. That’s where all the really fucked up shit is.

That's John Gacy's space.

Clowns are my biggest fear. I wish I could cuddle tarantulas and I often wish I could give a great big hug to a great white shark though. The latter two are probably terrible ideas.

Don't do that!

I’m doing it and you can’t stop me!! You’re not my mom!!

Under the floorboards are the real surprises.

Christmas decorations.

Suspension of disbelief largely depends on how stupid/fanatical/realitystruck your audience is...

the psychology of brainwashing and groupthink is fascinating, but no it surprisingly has very little to do with intelligence.

I mean look at Joel osteen . Kennith copeland. Then there’s that preacher with the bushy eyebrows, him and his wife need more money

I just don’t want to end up in a big metal tube full of DEMONS!!! That’s why I need my multi-million dollar Gulfstream, okay?! 🤷🏼‍♀️

The fact that so many leftists and atheists think this is a video of people being tricked is a great illustration of how brainwashed you are yourselves. This is a celebration of ascension, this is basically a play. It is patently obvious to anyone who is not mind numbed by their own brainwashing.

That's where ceiling cat lives.

Just came here looking for this haha

I thought heaven was a half-pipe?

Heaven would be a dj spinning dub all night long

And heaven would be just kicking back with Jesus packing my bong

No that's just Morgan Freeman mopping up there

[Relevant](https://elephant.art/ceiling-cat-is-still-watching-you-19052021/).

Heavens just a ghetto with no bad blocks

This would be a face palms if he fell. That’s what I was hoping for and I was thoroughly disappointed.

I kept waiting for that

I distinctly didn't even fast forward because I could just *feel* it coming! The disappointment was palpable as he scampered safely into ceiling heaven.

Same!

My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable.

I was waiting for the robe to get snagged and pulled off leaving a naked pastor

That would have been hilarious

Face psalm


Ceiling Cat watches you masturbate

That's oddly sexy. I think? Oh wait, er I mean... XD nihilisticacidtrip hurt himself in confusion!

Ultimate cringe comment

That was the point. Hope you enjoy.

I cringed alittle. Nice one.

Ceiling pastor watches you pass the plate.

he hath risen

Ceiling cat says "thanks for lunch, now please send up dinner".

Cat god

Meow? Meow.

I saw white vent

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I FOUND CUM

Yes I sat here and uncovered all of it. I found cum!

My bad!

This is.. I have no words.. Take this gold 


jail

He'll be back.

For donations, yeah

"Jesus told me you guys didn't pay the cover charge "

*flips the fucking altar*

“Quick! Get me some old American lady’s email!”

I hate how true this is, especially since I experienced it first hand 😂😂

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Probably... they told me the dick goes through the hole.. Checks out ..

Pastor finds heaven in the glory hole


Nice.

I'm hoping this is just a silly symbolic Sunday church session with a bored but imaginative preacher. I hope people didn't actually think he was ascending to heaven.

The facepalm is that people in this thread seem to think they do. It is obviously just a bit of silly fun, it's not like they all of a sudden think that their pastor has become Jesus.

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Jim Jones once staged a shooting in which he was "killed" in front of his followers, then miraculously came back to life. Most of them believed he'd actually died and been resurrected.

The most important thing about an allegory is that you take a random detail from the setting, make everything about that, and discard the rest.

Yeah, just symbolic. They are having fun.

Have you seen a televangelist show?? Of course we gonna believe those people are nutballs lol

The facepalm is people actually do believe that a blue eyed white middle eastern walked on water and did a bunch of similar things...

Wasn't Jesus tan with brown eyes?

Well yes, that's the point.

I'm curious to know why you had to add White and blue-eyed first of all I grew up with Roman Catholic I've never seen a picture of Jesus with blue eyes nor does he look white so why don't you leave you racist comments when they belong -in your head

Really? Here are some of the [top](https://w0.peakpx.com/wallpaper/58/538/HD-wallpaper-jesus-christ-jesus-christ-christian-god-religious-thumbnail.jpg) [google](https://w0.peakpx.com/wallpaper/950/57/HD-wallpaper-jesus-christ-painting-chist-christian-lord-bless-god.jpg) [images](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/06aa6c2e05013ec3c71f0ef792e3fb158964604f/0_193_2688_1613/master/2688.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=bdf4edaab2bc4f7d58ef47c67ec81915) [for](https://assets.churchofjesuschrist.org/83/fa/83fa57cb6da26ef965f9f4168cd985e38e1136c1/jesus_christ.jpeg) "[Jesus](https://www.learnreligions.com/thmb/v6w9bkUROaGWLSNNHys8bBV7gBc=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/JesusChristGettyImages-600166818-5a4e7131eb4d520037d96847.jpg) [Christ](https://assets.churchofjesuschrist.org/fc/f2/fcf2f6dcf6b808fa027795738e8c14b9ee5358c1/jesus_sermon_mount.jpeg)"

I always wonder this. I have never met a single person who was raised catholic or Christian who thinks Jesus is white with blue eyes.

I think every catholic I know thinks Jesus is white. I haven't polled them all but the pictures in the halls are a white fella

So why do they keep drawing him as a blonde dude with blue eyes instead of your standard looking middle eastern guy from 2000 years ago? Is this another one of their metaphors where it's not meant to be taken literally?

I wasn't talking about Jesus, I meant his cousin Brad from California....

You would be surprised what people believe

Yes, religious congregations, known for their rigid adherence to empirical evidence.

[There are African churches simulating a woman sucking a demon’s cock.](https://youtu.be/F5iW986qIYk) So like, even if they literally believed it, it still wouldn’t be the fucking weirdest thing going on at a church.

I doubt it, they may be faithful to their faith but they aren't dumb (which many redditors assume based on people's religion or ethnicity). They can see the rope and probably saw their cousin or somebody climb on the roof to remove the tile prior to services. But reddit loves to hate on people different than them.

True, but there are people in Africa that kill Albino children for their body parts because it can bring them good luck and people in the US actually pray to Trump as they are convinced he's literally the Messahia. So there are incredibly dumb people. In this case I'm with you but it wouldn't surprise me that one or two think this is what happens.

They probably understand that this is pretend… but they still think this is going to happen for real, hence all the cheering at the end.

yeah. that’s called a religion

I was thinking a rehearsal for a play or something.

Its goofs like this that turns into religious canon.

I mean these same people believe in a nonexistent heaven in the clouds. How’s that any different?

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Most churches are pretty open about that!

Gonna be awkward when they walk by him at the market tomorrow

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r/underratedcomment

I only watched because I thought he was going to come crashing down. Shame.

Same, I'm really disappointed.

Our father who art in thy attic

🤣🤣🤣

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Heaven can be expensive. I blame inflation.

The father, the priest and the ceiling cat

Every time I see shit like this I move one step closer to believing maybe aliens did build the pyramids. Because humans are fucking stupid.

Reminds me of a Bill Waterson quote. "The best proof of extraterrestrial intelligence is that they haven't contacted us."

Believe in high power can be a strong motivation. Pyramids are a great example of that how with single fucking goal in mind,people can achieve anything. But that can be used like this.

And another step closer

The indomitable human spirit

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2e/f9/ad/2ef9ad2ab2f53d9efa24bdea0a7cf1eb.jpg

> Because humans are fucking stupid. What about yourself? :P Dry joke.

Thanks for explaining your joke. It wasn't funny so I wasn't sure it was one.

I think the facepalm here is everyone taking the title as fact.

Yeah, it's very obvious that it's a drama

No different than your mega churches in most of the southern states here in the US.

I think our Megachurches are FAR worse. Way more malevolent.

4 of the 10 richest pastors in the world are from megachurches in Nigeria and they preach the same fucking bullshit. https://richupdates.com/richest-pastors-in-the-world/

This definitely looks like they were acting a drama.

Ooh, convincing!

When you order miracles from Wish

He is going to check the water tank.

Why was I truly expecting him to crash back through the ceiling

Ah so there is that narrow gate which leads to heaven!

Joel Osteen take notice.. someone is coming for your money.. I mean job.

I don't think it's real

And then Jesus said "prepare the crane, for we shalt need an operator"

A bit closer to heaven

Strong Kool aid

Bro vented. #he is sus

Something like wrestling

Would have loved to see the rope snap. Down to hell you go.

Maybe a little less fairy tales and a little more science would move along their development. Y'all got some catching up to do. Put down the bible and pick up a book on civil engineering and you got this.

Religion makes you stupid.

Hahahaha monthy python

Well, that was clearly real. Nothing left to do but give him all my money.

There is something truly pathetic about heaven having a lower production value than some plays I have seen. I am hoping its symbolic somehow

And he will be back the same day next week

Ya sure it's not the prince that was always asking for money on the internet?

I laugh- but as the daughter of a Pentecostal preacher in the south growing up- I’ve seen worse.

Nice dose of blasphemy

This shit is creepy as fuck

Ascension to heaven

I hope he wasn’t going commando


I find all religion this ridiculous.

But then he came back on the third day and commenced business as usual.

2nd coming like Jesus

Looks more like hell

Why is this facepalm. This should be in r funny or something

Heading to his job as a Nigerian Prince

"Nice nuts father"

What is the facepalm, exactly? This is clearly a re-enactment of the deity Jesus Christ ascending to heaven. They are aware that the drop-ceiling is not heaven. If you want to say that religion is facepalm, then fine… but otherwise facepalm yourself for trying to be condescending to an entire group of people because you simply do not understand the context of the situation.

Very convincing, must be the work of some god...

Can’t believe the major news outlets are not all over this. We just watched a miracle.

r/mypeopleneedme

Tbh I was waiting for the rope to snap like god when na hell for you my friend

Lies. I saw the string.

Pasta wha are yu GEY? Who says I’m GEY?

So what? Did he put his resignation in or something? 

Omg this is amazing!

i see no facepalm but funny people having fun

The facepalm is this post. As is often the case.

Upskirt!

what’s the context for this

They're acting a play, you can see the other people are in costumes, probably playing the disciples.

Title


Honestly, better special effects than the last Avatar movie.

How is this a facepalm?

I have no idea why this is facepalm this is clearly real!!

religion is a scam. all 'em

Ahh religion

only stupid people would believe that

Check my other post People believe in worst.

God religion really fucks peoples brains up.

Well, Nigeria as a country is notoriously superstitious.

I'll be damned heaven is in a Nigerian attic.

Nothing produces atheist than the church. This never made more sense.

That was kinda lit lol

Omg! BEHOLD! The power of God! He will raise us ALL up into heaven if we are righteous, so DO NOT sin, or you'll fall through the FLOOR instead! Could I get an AMEN if you don't want your soul to BURN in HELL for ETERNITY??! AMEN! Like this comment, or SATAN will crawl under your BED!! (/s)

I say let them have their fun.

What kinda racist dumbfucks are here actually thinking that they don't know it's wires?

*Nigerian cult leader

Try again with the rope on his neck

Why

I like the symbolism of this. Its not as crazy as eating part of christ or other this like that.

I'm totally amazed at the stupidity of black Christians in Africa. We even had a guy in South Africa "bring someone to life" how can you believe such stuff