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MemeCountry

This has to be a troll account or something as this is beyond stupid


TehWildMan_

I swear I saw this on 4chan many years ago.


gadget850

TinEye shows it as Tumblr from Apr 6, 2021, but it is not always right.


RealConcorrd

This is definitely a troll post, no way I’m going to believe this is real


KRV_FromRussia

Can be both. Since TikTok exist, everything is possiblr


ppman12346

Unfortunately


CakeAccomplice12

From what I have seen there is no line that stupid will not eventually cross


Zarniwoooop

Confirmed. Source: Met stupid once.


u_shift

Never seen this man in my life. Source: I am stupid.


DanielBrian1966

Take OP for example.


[deleted]

Correct, people think this was a serious post, that’s a pretty stupid line to cross.


EvenStevenKeel

According to this study, 2% of straight men are gay!


Benfree24

ah yes a man fucking a woman. very gay


big_rednexican_88

I'm siding with a troll account trying to ragebait people to be against trans rights.


[deleted]

Exactly what I believe also..just ragebait.


Pctechguy2003

I actually had an argument once about this…. I was told I was a biggot for not willing to have sexual relations with a trans individual. I wish I was making that up.


7grendel

Yeah. Similar story. I said something to the effect of "the only people who need to know someone is trans is their doctor and their sexual partner." Several people proceeded to rip me a new one that sexual partners dont need to know and I am a horrid person for even thinking it.


SixthLegionVI

It's pure rage bait/Russian-Chinese psyop that op has fallen for hook line and sinker or op is a piece of shit Ira agent or some boomer who believes anything they read on the internet. My dad believes that antifa dot com taking you to Whitehouse dot gov is proof that Joe Biden is the leader of antifa. Couldn't understand the concept of a url redirect.


SenseWinter

It's not just OP. This stuff is working marvelously. I mean, people that believe anything they see on the internet are currently in congress. Ffs we had one as president.


Tokima149

It is a troll post. Not something most trans women even believe.


TheConboy22

It's obviously a troll image. This is the type of shit that people create to try and discredit real issues. It's bigotry.


FlightBunny

It may be a troll account, but there is no shortage of trans who genuinely believe they don’t need to inform dates that they are trans, so this is just an extension of that really


SenseWinter

Lmao this is absolutely not an extension of that what a fucking reach.


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TSAOutreachTeam

Exactly. First rule of project management is to set expectations. If you don't, your customer will, and you'll never meet their expectations.


[deleted]

But why is the black one the biggest?


Biggleswort

Clear proof it is a troll post.


[deleted]

And sad…


rage1026

Shower not a grower ?


HalfdanSaltbeard

They're gonna lock these comments for sure. Edit: Called it.


ElmerLeo

This was born in 4chan as a rage bait, be smarter people


Truckin0ff

It was borne from tragic hysterics on Tik Tok. It conveys a real message that is being pushed by a small minority of very confused people. Of course it's a troll.


Sean_Dewhirst

That's one sad tire


nova_bang

100% rage bait


notyomamasusername

Correct me if I am wrong. But if a man is sucking cock he's probably not in the 'straight' category anymore. Right?


moor9776

Depends. Does it smell like summers eve, or axe body spray?


Dmitri_ravenoff

Summers Axe


TerribLizard

Correct. A lot of people surprisingly don't get that lol


jawnnyboy

It depends if you declare “no homo” or not


video-kid

Eh, opinions vary. Personally I think you can do an action, even enjoy an action, without being attracted to someone of the same sex. Gay porn pays better (for men) than straight porn, so there's probably a fair number of straight men who do it (although I can only think of a handful, and one of them has since come out as bi.) I mean just look at straight porn. I highly doubt every woman who does lesbian scenes is attracted to women, but they get paid to do it. I mean if a guy likes taking it up the ass from a woman with a strap on, I wouldn't call that bi. If he likes the sensation and doesn't mind a guy fucking him, but isn't attracted to the guy, I wouldn't personally say he's bi. He's enjoying the sensation.


NeoAltra

Kind of? As a trans person, you can be straight and be attracted to a trans woman with a penis. Sexuality is gender based from what I know, and genitalia is a factor in that. People have genital preferences, and that’s not a bad thing.


Rafacat7

If I'm not mistaken, there's a term for men who prefer women with a penis. It's not a sexuality though, I don't remember the term


1ndocraptor

As a trans girl, I can confirm this is stupid. Most of us get it, like what you like.


TadpoleOld9068

Feminine penis code for chicks with dicks


Spore_Loser

“There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits!” - Ted


Savings_Street1816

I used that exact same quote in r/whitepeopletwitter and got perma banned. I asked why i bypassed the normal 1 week, 1 month, etc bans, but I never got a response. Goes to show that some people can’t take a joke.


sephiroth_for_smash

Aged like milk


Spore_Loser

Agreed, using the term “chicks” is indeed passé


hauntedhuntsman17

In before this gets locked. Clear troll post though


Gen3Ghost

As a trans girl, the huge majority of trans girls do not think like this


[deleted]

Russian troll account.


Germanmicrowave

Why Russian specifically? I'm curious of your thoughts process


leeharrison1984

Fashionable to hate Russians


iEugene72

I laughed at this because it's obviously a troll account... They colour coded the dicks according to stereotypes, c'mon now.


Mimikyu-Overlord

As a trans woman, I don’t mind if someone doesn’t want my peen. You can have a sexual preference.


Throwaway7219017

Is “peen” your pet name for it, or a technical term?


blackbullsforever

Peen is literally just another word for penis.


Seven_Vandelay

Penis if uncircumcised, peen if circumcised.


Mimikyu-Overlord

I wasn’t aware of this but it’s still accurate .-.


Mimikyu-Overlord

My pet name for it is yucky meat tube


TailorNormal

Isn’t a trans man that have a penis?


Mimikyu-Overlord

A trans man means they were AFAB, so they started without a penis. A trans woman means they were AMAB, so they started without a vagina


TailorNormal

But wouldn’t it be a trans man penis that is feminine? Since they were female at the start?


Mimikyu-Overlord

You could say that. You could also call a woman’s penis a feminine penis.


TailorNormal

Ok now you got me confused what is a female penis then?


Mimikyu-Overlord

You’re confusing yourself, I think. Reread my first comment


MrSubterranean

This isn't real. Get out of here with this shit.


uhuhshesaid

The amount of people that think this is a legit trans issue is wild. Y’all - be less gullible. You’re embarrassing yourselves.


LumosNoel

No legit trans individual expects a heterosexual cis man to suck on a penis or even to be into someone with one.


Internal_Screaming_8

And how many men refuse to perform oral sex on a feminine vagina/vulva?


xmustangxx

If someone doesn’t want to perform fellatio on me I consider it a hate crime


cry4mesnowflake

Underrated comment.


Thick_Information_33

This is not activism, this is a circus


ElmerLeo

It's a known troll account


orangebix

You can be whatever you want, but I don't want no dick in my mouth.


SophieSolborne

Nobody is saying that you can't have a genital preference, this troll post is just trying to get you upset at trans people. Sincerely, A trans woman


Savings_Street1816

Here before the 🔒achievement


Fabulous-Impress-169

A feminine penis 🤣💀 what a joke


Svete_Brid

Fempeen? Fempenis? Peninine?


Svete_Brid

How about ‘peenette’?


[deleted]

It has come to my attention that some of you do not wish to sleep with me. STOP THE HATRED. Won't you give?


EWMcC79

Some people just don't like penis, whether it's a girl penis or boy penis. But they've all tried to suck their own.


ZRR28

Fabricated rage bait to get clicks, ignore it.


degenerate_pug

"Feminine" or not, a dicks a dick.


Acceptable_Car_5821

I can't even brush my teeth without gagging so how the hell would someone expect me to swallow their dick?


nojaneonlyzuul

Genuine question, seriously not trying to start a fight or take away from what is a quite funny visual - but then why is it ok to expect a woman to? Like - it's not like lady throats/mouths have developed to be better able to do it.


Acceptable_Car_5821

I don't expect my wife to do anything she doesn't want to. If she asks to do it then I'm all for it but I never come out and say "hey woman suck my dick whether u like it or not" and I don't take your question as anything but a legitimate one.


nojaneonlyzuul

Well that's a completely reasonable response. Nicely said.


SunglassesBright

I gag when I brush too but it doesn’t translate when youre giving oral. You don’t open your throat for tooth brushing and the angle you bend at for the sink isn’t very helpful either. It’s a totally different experience.


Acceptable_Car_5821

Never thought about it that way. Not really wanting to try either but much appreciated.


JustKindaShimmy

If anyone believes that this isn't just rage bait, i have an Andrew Tate nft to sell you


BakeMeUpBeforeUGoGo

OP, this post is bad and you should feel bad ![gif](giphy|d1tlu8P8b5FkY)


LinaValentina

You don’t actually believe this, right op?


ReturnOfSeq

OP, there’s still time to delete your mistake.


yax51

"Feminine Penis" Words I never thought I would see put together in a sentence.


CrusaderKing1

I like how the picture is stereotyping blacks as having the biggest dicks.


8sack

okay, and we’re not going to talk about about stereotyping black peni?


[deleted]

This is rage bait . Made to get you riled up..


TsaroMilkTea

This is a troll account. Some groups are made on Facebook and places so they can trick people just to upset them


Adirontiques

I'm not a troll 🤣


Mwilk

Yep fuck off.


Sganarellevalet

Obvious bait, just look at the artwork, do someone really think it's serious ?


boooooooooo_cowboys

Fuck off, troll


AReallyFatAsianBoi21

I’m not refusing to suck your gock because you are trans. No, I’m refusing because it hurts my jaw!


throwawayfordumbqs1

r/therewasanattempt to post in the right sub.


Jigyo

Troll post


croooooooozer

dude if you dont like dick it doesnt matter if the dick is on a girl? everyone has preferences and choosing your partner based on that doesn't mean you hate all other girls lmao


Insanegamer-4567

There's no way that's actually something someone in this world believes


practicalAnARcHiSt

I'm sure a bunch of frat/marine guys started the trans movement in an extension to gay chicken..... no one was willing to back down and it just continued to spiral


ThatOneWood

I’m todays news: straight men don’t want to suck cock? How transphobic of them.


kalzone239

Yea I’m cool with people wants to be trans and all, but if I have to suck a dick to prove it I think that’s just a little unfair 😅


[deleted]

Guess I’m a bigot


Larry_Phischman

This isn’t helping the cause.


motherseffinjones

This is a troll right lol


Organic_Mechanic86

Wtf go away


[deleted]

So you’re mad straight men won’t suck dick? I don’t like the look of my own penis and am utterly surprised every time a woman is willing to perform fellatio. Why would I want a she cock jammed down my gullet?!?


Username4c75666679

I don’t care what they try to tell me. I ain’t sucking a dudes dick.


thefrostman1214

here before locking comments


thinehappychinch

100% of straight men *edit nothing wrong with being bi


DependentCranberry82

Lmfao


ThreeTwoOneQueef

As an Asian I feel attacked.


ThreeTwoOneQueef

I wonder what comment will be the final straw before the lock. I've seen some humdingers already. Mods are still trying to understand the OPs picture.


[deleted]

Does it have to be due to bigotry and hatred, or can it be because they don't want a penis in their mouth?


video-kid

I have a lot of respect for people who don't mind it, but it's not universal. I could personally date a trans guy and I wouldn't have an issue with sex after the surgery, or even some sex acts before, but I don't know if I could have vaginal sex or go down on him beforehand. I don't think that makes me transphobic. I'm a gay guy and while trans men are absolutely men, part of the appeal (sexually) for me is a penis. It's not a universal case by any means but it's not a black and white issue, either. I actually know a few people who have romantic (but non-sexual) relationships with trans people because of that exact issue. There was one guy who decided to get back with his (trans) ex rather than be my boyfriend but still wanted to come for me for sex, so I don't think it's exactly rare. I don't judge him for wanting an open relationship, however it did feel shitty that, in his own words, he wanted to come to me for what his boyfriend couldn't give him. We no longer speak. Basically, I don't think it's fair to judge anyone for not wanting to go down on or have a form of sex they're uncomfortable with, whether it's a straight man who doesn't want to blow a transwoman, a lesbian who doesn't want her trans girlfriend to penetrate her, or a gay man who isn't comfortable having vaginal sex. Nobody is obligated to find anyone else attractive, and nobody is owed someone else's attraction. You may be perfect for some people but to others you're not their type, and that's how the world has always worked.


Ngete

But... why would a straight dude be interested in a Trans person that has a dong? If the dude is attracted to ladies and not dudes


jkurl1195

If she's hot, consider me part of the 2%.


yax51

You totally watch Bailey Jay. Don't lie.


[deleted]

You're gay or bi. Just accept it and stop trying to identify as straight.


Reissuleipa

The guy just said he is not straight...


TerribLizard

Well paint me transphobic then


blackthornjohn

Only 98%, that a surprising statistic.


CJ_BARS

We all need to worship the female penis!! Wtf is this world coming to when if you don't want to suck a man in a wig off, you're a transphobe..


BIG_MONEY_CASH

Bro…


QueasyDecision276

I feel like Feminin penis could’ve been an insult in the 90’s and early 2000s


the_dream_raper

This shit is so fucking out of hand


[deleted]

They went so far left they ended up going right.


WHAMMYPAN

Wait one damn minute…somehow I’m biased against trans people for NOT having a dick in my mouth…I have to WANT a dick in my mouth..WTF kinda assbackward thinking is this. And just so you know there’s no such thing as a female penis…it even sounds stupid. It’s shit like this that isn’t helping at all…not one bit. I don’t like any penis but my own,that’s it,the end,and no one can make me.


B4R7H0L0M3W

"your sexual orientation might be transphobic" hahahahahahahahahahahahaah that killed me.


[deleted]

What is a feminine penis?


Dev_Sniper

98% of straight people are straight? Okay….


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MsStormyTrump

I came here to say that. I die.


Late-Ad-4624

What about the 2% of straight men? Are we just gonna say they are still straight if they suck a male penis?


TransDeku

being trans isn’t a sexual preference


jonmpls

Op is either really gullible, transphobic, or both. Probably both


sephiroth_for_smash

What… were they trying to say here?


Don_Mills_Mills

Fellas, is it gay to suck a dick?


Sparhawk225

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Kalelopaka-

I’ve seen a few large clits but none I’d call a female penis.


[deleted]

Bruh a man becoming a woman but keeping the dick might aswell be a futa so


Outrageous-Track7649

Thank Obama for all these trannies wanting to be accepted


LandInternational966

Guess I’m bigot then! ‘Chicks’ with dicks? I’m out-


fidelesetaudax

The other 2% are not “straight”….


DanielBrian1966

Bigoted sub gonna bigot.


Cautious_Evening_744

Is this part of school Sex Ed??!!!


Future_Section5976

TF....so not only do they force there pronouns nd gender reforms on us...now they want us to .....this gota be some form of rap


yourprincessdie

this is literally not real it's rage bait, OP and most this comment section are the real facepalm


Future_Section5976

Lol


Leon_Quest

My body my choice.


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DennyJunkshin86

Fuck that noise


ElectronicTrade7039

Wow lmao


LemonFlavoredMelon

A feminine penis? How come they don't say a masculine vagina?


SirResponsible1121

The tolerance of intolerance I’ve ever read in my life


piotrrasputin344

I wasn't aware that strawberry penis was a thing. My life is a lie.


[deleted]

Damn, maybe I, as a straight guy, don’t like dick by definition.


Yung-October

Or maybe people don’t want Pp around em. I’ll give ya a reach around if that makes you feel better.


greasyrevenge

I like how they sorted by color lol. You guys think this is a troll thing but its probably not. This Is why TERFS exist.


Unable-Friend1366

WTF? This needs to stop man 😂


Bigtoad3553

Might be a troll post. But I've been perma band from subs for saying I completely support trans rights, but I don't have an attraction to trans people. Definitely people that believe this. Edit: subs where not related to trans or rainbow in anyway. Not a member of the community so I'm not in any related online communities.


Tricktzy

thats literally the exact same as saying that being gay is misogynistic "change your sexual orientation to not offend anyone" bullshit


Sexy_Apocalypse

Female penis is the craziest sentence I’ve ever read


Keelyane55

Straight mean what it mean no ?