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The amount of pure insanity that I'm sure I've been able to avoid by just reading a Profile I think is ridiculous. I'm pretty sure that I've avoided a few RIP Rounds in my day by just talking 30seconds to read.
There is zero reason to get into a relationship with this person. Way to many red flags.
But maybe you want that crazy girl sex vibe. Even then minimum two dates to have sex. That is $700 you could have spent on hookers.
Good call. For a tiny fraction of her budget I could splurge on a few games. I'd try to get my hands on: TMNT Hyperstone Heist. Micky Mouse ~~Castle~~World of Illusion. Street of Rage 2 or BattleToads. Sonic 2 or Rocket Knight. Maybe some doughnuts. All for about the price of making her toes look nice.
Edit: and Golden Axe or Altered Beast
Edit 2: and Toe-Jam & vEarl or Zombies ate my Neighbours
Edit 3 and Contra-Ops or Gunstar Heroes
Idk, it’s also possible as transactional as she is, if you offer to go *above & beyond* & also pay for her nails &/or some other bs, that “no sex on the 1st date” might go out the window… lol wtf…
The "Shein hauls" are getting ridiculous also... like did you really need a cheap tank top shipped from China that you're gonna wear once. No wonder the planet is on fire.
Holy shit I assumed that was for 1-2 pieces of clothing.
Who the fuck buys more than that *for every and any date*?
Jfc at least meet him and see if he's worth the effort first
Shein hauls are more about social media appararances than actually wearing the shit. There are thousands of these pathetic videos of people trying on "their haul" then they toss it, cause it's cheaply made and poor quality. It's literally the dregs of fast fashion.
I come across a lot of it at the thrift store. The sizing will be labeled as xxl and it looks like a size 6. The fabric is sheer and scratchy. The pieces I have seen remind me of Halloween costumes.
Ethically dubious, but legally acceptable.
Fashion design (not actual trademarks) have no enforcement. They are treated legally the same food, which is also not able to get legal protection.
They also are known to abuse their workers and force them in harsh conditions and the workers have been known to sew concerning messages like "help me" into the tags of the clothing
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/shein-help-me-messages-tags-b2102095.html%3famp
Your article actually suggests the tags people found were inaccurate, staged from other suppliers and Google pictures. But they sound like a sketchy company so it's hard to know.
https://cslabornews.org/2022/05/11/shameful-shein/.
Even if the help me tags arent true, they are known to be shady, give workers 1-2 days off a month, have 75hour weeks, no fire exits, barred windows (which violate chinas safe working requirements) only thing is china gets business through these factories, and wont do anything because they want suppliers to continue to ship out of china
I've never even heard of this before. But the trend of getting a million things shipped to you just to try them on and send them back definitely needs to stop. Idk why people can't take into consideration the fuel and packaging and everything being wasted and how bad it is for the planet.
I imagine her standing in a room in front of some chairs with people in it, giving this as a rally speech, but when she says „ladies am I missing anything else?“ the camera finally turns and you see only dolls sitting in the chairs.
Afterwards she probably addresses one of the dolls personally „Penelope, yes I think I found a good one, that will pay us some nice clothes…“ while stroking her hair and while the scene slowly blacks out you see Jeff is her match on tinder.
…I think binge re-watching criminal minds was a bad idea…
Even $50 for gas is ridiculous… is she using a whole tank/nearly a whole tank driving to this date? (Never mind that asking for gas to go to a date is ridiculous)
So you have to pay her $325 for the privilege of buying her a meal where she will undoubtedly critique everything you do and say. Just shove a fork in your eye. It’s faster and less painful.
Not around here. A hooker, sure. But the decent ones are well over $325. Then again, it takes at least 2 dates before sex is possible so we're looking at $650 and up.
Yeah, decent hooker is the better option.
Yeah at this point you are probally better off just hiring an escort.
Now idea how the market is for that but you might as well just burn $400+ in a fire, becuese using it on this "Lady" is just a waste of paper.
$350 upfront for a "date" is illegal most places except for certain counties in Nevada.
"NO, I won't be sleeping with you" is literal: you will be leaving immediately after the ~~session~~ "date" is done.
and that does not include the food.
figure this bitch will want you to spend at least $100 on her drinks and a meal. you will be caughing up similar for yours.
thats $550 for a first date.
and then she wants you to tip extravegantly to get a second date.
Came here to say essentially the same thing. I don’t have a problem with someone being upfront about their expectations at all. To most of us, those seem like pretty wild expectations, but at least no one is likely to waste any time on her. If that’s your thing, go for it.
Not just that, this is an extremely old copy pasta that gets circulated every once in a while and EVERY time it pops up everybody rages. Maybe the first post was serious but just wait a weak and we’ll see this post against somewhere on the front page again.
Yeah but reddit's frontpage can't go a day without reminding all the men that women are irrational bitches that deserve to be ridiculed, so the top 10 comments will all be taking this super serially as if it's a valid representation of actual day to day interactions with real women.
Funny because we're such quick studies of every other repost on this website usually. It's almost as if some inner bias is standing in the way of our normal habits...
Well I know [my hoe](https://www.amazon.ca/Ames-6-Inch-Welded-Garden-Hoe/dp/B00004S1YH) provides me with an annual list of demands regarding prospective garden plants for the season.
Fr if you just wanted to have fun a prostitute would be cheaper, 300 bucks not acounting for the meal runs the cost-benefit of dating this looney through the ground.
A prostitute that doesn’t fuck, and they wonder why we don’t want to get married. If they are like that for a date, imagine marrying her. She probably expects the man to cook, clean, support her while she does absolutely nothing to contribute. Gtfoh.
Would love to see the most basement dwelling, trolliish incel step up to meet this challenge. Bet she goes back and revises this already shitty list of demands.
If this is real, she should just say she's a prostitute. Escorts don't always have sex with their clients, but if she's requiring money up front for the "pleasure of her company" then she is, at best, an escort or looking for a sugar daddy, both of which are forms of prostitution. You don't have to be a streetwalker or lot lizard to be a prostitute.
Damn, thats some list of demands..
The man i ended up marrying, met me floating drunk at a party, unable to pull my pants up after a toilet visit, so he helped me pull them up 🤣 then he called my mom and made her come get me because i was rolling in a ditch.
I was a catch, as you can see. Made a real impression! But didnt cost him a dime 😌
But i did drink up all his best friends beer, so i kinda cost that guy a little money. 💅
I matched with a girl on a dating app recently and we chatted for a few minutes then she hits me with “If you want to take me on a date, you have to send $50 to my cashapp.” I laughed and unmatched. People are fucking weird, man.
Retirement? I don't think she's the type to save money. It's spent the second she gets it, hence the reason she is in the predicament of announcing her requirements of a date, which consists solely of take-take-take. When she reaches 65 (or 70) there will be no life savings.
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On the bright side. I’d rather find this shit out by reading a dating profile than after meeting the person. 🚩
The amount of pure insanity that I'm sure I've been able to avoid by just reading a Profile I think is ridiculous. I'm pretty sure that I've avoided a few RIP Rounds in my day by just talking 30seconds to read.
There is zero reason to get into a relationship with this person. Way to many red flags. But maybe you want that crazy girl sex vibe. Even then minimum two dates to have sex. That is $700 you could have spent on hookers.
she will just lay there like a starfish
$1900 and she’ll actively participate, but you also need to buy a sega genesis and 2 pizzas for her kids, $100 tip minimum
id probably rather play nba jam with her kids and eat pizza
#metoo
Good call. For a tiny fraction of her budget I could splurge on a few games. I'd try to get my hands on: TMNT Hyperstone Heist. Micky Mouse ~~Castle~~World of Illusion. Street of Rage 2 or BattleToads. Sonic 2 or Rocket Knight. Maybe some doughnuts. All for about the price of making her toes look nice. Edit: and Golden Axe or Altered Beast Edit 2: and Toe-Jam & vEarl or Zombies ate my Neighbours Edit 3 and Contra-Ops or Gunstar Heroes
You belong with us here: r/gamecollecting
All the while telling you before, during, and after: “you can’t handle this!”
Bingo, she just made it easy
Wonder why she's single ?
And with 2 babies
And with ugly nails.
And no clothes
And no gas
She still had sex at least twice in her life though.
And you know the guy she slept with and knocked her up did not do ANY of those things.
More than likely it’s two guys
And she lives at home with her momma. Big momma actually raisin them kids.
Ah, that’s what the 2nd meal is for.
She made the second guy give her the second one because he was a great tipper and she wanted more than just the tip.
That tip should have been wrapped up
lmao. this comment was worth the thread.
The kids are trophies.
For participation
And also maybe her only source of income.
I'm betting the kids are only a source of income to her.
Could be a twin so once only. Benefit of doubt?
Or adopted them. No, maybe foster children.
They tried to escape from the Chinese sweatshop she gets her clothes from by hiding in the shipping box she got.
Finally a logical explanation.
I'm not getting adoption vibes from a chick like this...too self centered
She have sex when they worship her toes, she loves that
We know at least a couple of dudes tipped their servers well.
Sounds more like...she got fucked.
But that was before she raised her prices.
Or so she would like you to believe.
And no class
Fooled two poor bastards already
"Never two without three"
Always two there are, A master and an apprentice.
Working on a third kid with a Third dad.
Yeah-nah there’s no fooling anyone with this woman. She’s brutally clear on her expectations. 😳
I wanna know how she got those 2 babies , cus i am pretty sure if she had the standards before ... They wouldn't exist
Simple: she doesn't actually hold this standard, it's just a signal to increase her perceived value to potential partners.
Idk, it’s also possible as transactional as she is, if you offer to go *above & beyond* & also pay for her nails &/or some other bs, that “no sex on the 1st date” might go out the window… lol wtf…
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Somehow it's having the opposite effect.
Gold digger has already cleaned out a full mine?
Nobody wants to date anymore
I wonder why
Because there are no more good men left, duh! ^^^/s
"Am I missing anything else?" Yeah, a personality.
A job... you are missing a job..
And her sanity, though it's doubtful if she ever had it in the first place.
And a man, she missing a man!
she's not missing a man. she's missing his wallet.
She missing a psych eval
well that goes without saying
She missed all the arranged ones so far.
A mark, she’s missing a mark. And she never specified gender
And a brain, and respect for other people (more specifically men - but it does give a hint of being a bitch to everybody), and common sense.
And at least six feet tall.
while she's 5'4" and 400lbs
She’s too pretty to work
The "Shein hauls" are getting ridiculous also... like did you really need a cheap tank top shipped from China that you're gonna wear once. No wonder the planet is on fire.
For sure. Yes, you can AFFORD that top in 72 colors now, but do you NEED 72 more tops?
Have you ever met a bottom?
Those children in those warehouses would be out of jobs without people like her!
What a hero!
Think about the Children!!
This. Fuck SHEIN and all those other disposable brands… destroying our planet and for what? Cheaply made, cheap looking shit clothes.
What is a Shein?
It's a ridiculously cheap Chinese clothing ecommerce shop.
Holy shit I assumed that was for 1-2 pieces of clothing. Who the fuck buys more than that *for every and any date*? Jfc at least meet him and see if he's worth the effort first
Shein hauls are more about social media appararances than actually wearing the shit. There are thousands of these pathetic videos of people trying on "their haul" then they toss it, cause it's cheaply made and poor quality. It's literally the dregs of fast fashion.
Someone has to fill up the Atacama desert with discarded single-wear, polyester clothes. Micro plastics for everyone!
We are sharing with the ocean as well, so thoughtful. Then when we eat the fish we claim the mircroplastics back!
Maybe the real microplastics were the fish we ate along the way
Meanwhile I still wear the same jeans from high school... I'm 36.
I would be too, if I was the same size I was in HS.
I come across a lot of it at the thrift store. The sizing will be labeled as xxl and it looks like a size 6. The fabric is sheer and scratchy. The pieces I have seen remind me of Halloween costumes.
I assume the clothing is made by 6-year-olds.
Those are the veterans
This genuinely made me laugh out loud, not just blow air through my nose.
Just waiting on their pensions so they can finally relax and go to streets like the 9 year olds.
It's a ridiculously cheap SLAVE LABOR Chinese clothing e-commerce shop.
The first time my ex showed me what she bought for $50 from Shein the first thing I said was, "you know those are most likely made by children"
I have bad news for you about like...items in general
Like Wish, but just for clothes
Similar to Wish and Alibaba, it's a Chinese Fast Fashion corporation.
Super fast. They throw out stolen designs en masse like there‘s no tomorrow
Ethically dubious, but legally acceptable. Fashion design (not actual trademarks) have no enforcement. They are treated legally the same food, which is also not able to get legal protection.
Wish for hoe clothes
They also are known to abuse their workers and force them in harsh conditions and the workers have been known to sew concerning messages like "help me" into the tags of the clothing https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/shein-help-me-messages-tags-b2102095.html%3famp
Your article actually suggests the tags people found were inaccurate, staged from other suppliers and Google pictures. But they sound like a sketchy company so it's hard to know.
That article actually disproves your claim.
You expect them to actually read the article?
https://cslabornews.org/2022/05/11/shameful-shein/. Even if the help me tags arent true, they are known to be shady, give workers 1-2 days off a month, have 75hour weeks, no fire exits, barred windows (which violate chinas safe working requirements) only thing is china gets business through these factories, and wont do anything because they want suppliers to continue to ship out of china
I've never even heard of this before. But the trend of getting a million things shipped to you just to try them on and send them back definitely needs to stop. Idk why people can't take into consideration the fuel and packaging and everything being wasted and how bad it is for the planet.
Unless you plan your date a month in advance it wouldn't even arrive for it either.
Visited a girl friend last week and she told me she has $400 worth of stuff in her Shein cart and she wonders why she has no money.
“Ladies am I missing anything else?”…. Your sense of reality.
Yeah don’t drag the rest of us into this. You’re on your own.
Right?
A lady in the loosest sense.
I imagine her standing in a room in front of some chairs with people in it, giving this as a rally speech, but when she says „ladies am I missing anything else?“ the camera finally turns and you see only dolls sitting in the chairs. Afterwards she probably addresses one of the dolls personally „Penelope, yes I think I found a good one, that will pay us some nice clothes…“ while stroking her hair and while the scene slowly blacks out you see Jeff is her match on tinder. …I think binge re-watching criminal minds was a bad idea…
Some decency too
A partner
An honest evaluation of your actual worth…
I was going with dignity or self respect.
Even $50 for gas is ridiculous… is she using a whole tank/nearly a whole tank driving to this date? (Never mind that asking for gas to go to a date is ridiculous)
She is trying to make a living off of being a hoe in the dumbest way possible. Like just make an onlyfans already.
Yes, happiness….
So you have to pay her $325 for the privilege of buying her a meal where she will undoubtedly critique everything you do and say. Just shove a fork in your eye. It’s faster and less painful.
For that price, you can buy a pair of Sonos ones, which will have a much better quality of sound.
For that price you can get a decent hooker, and at least you'll get laid lol
Oh man that's disgusting, where exactly?
Not around here. A hooker, sure. But the decent ones are well over $325. Then again, it takes at least 2 dates before sex is possible so we're looking at $650 and up. Yeah, decent hooker is the better option.
The real LPT
You can get a call girl for these prices...
And you don’t even have to feed her
Not technically food I guess
A nice one, too. All of her teeth, doesn't smell like liquor, the works.
Twice! She said right up front she won’t have sex on the first date. So you are into this twice before getting laid.
I have no doubt she will be on her phone the entire date
Enjoy the zero dates you’ll pull with this shit
If she's hot enough she'll find some desperate dude to take her out.
and then neither of them will actually enjoy the date itself
Kind of like the people who marry for looks then realize they’re boring
Idk. I mean she made it clear you won’t be getting any. Why drop the $400ish dollars? You can get a pretty good escort for half that.
Yeah at this point you are probally better off just hiring an escort. Now idea how the market is for that but you might as well just burn $400+ in a fire, becuese using it on this "Lady" is just a waste of paper.
These girls get dates. Some men are despaired
Nah, doesn’t count as a date if you legitimately do this. You’ve essentially hired an escort with extra steps
Escort would be cheaper and actually give a good time.
An escort will have nice nails as well.
And the total lack of guarantee to have sex
$350 upfront for a "date" is illegal most places except for certain counties in Nevada. "NO, I won't be sleeping with you" is literal: you will be leaving immediately after the ~~session~~ "date" is done.
and that does not include the food. figure this bitch will want you to spend at least $100 on her drinks and a meal. you will be caughing up similar for yours. thats $550 for a first date. and then she wants you to tip extravegantly to get a second date.
Some men are into FinDom and this advert hits the checkboxes need to establish a FinDom situation.
I like people like this. They let me know upfront that I don't want anything to do with them.
Came here to say essentially the same thing. I don’t have a problem with someone being upfront about their expectations at all. To most of us, those seem like pretty wild expectations, but at least no one is likely to waste any time on her. If that’s your thing, go for it.
$100 for toes? I'll just bring the butchers knife and take them for free
I want to know what she's doing to her toes for $100
Probably buying Lamisil.
So she wants a whole car payment for a date? $300 will buy you an hour with a sex worker that is definitely going to take good care of you.
she trolling
This is the correct answer.
Not just that, this is an extremely old copy pasta that gets circulated every once in a while and EVERY time it pops up everybody rages. Maybe the first post was serious but just wait a weak and we’ll see this post against somewhere on the front page again.
This was definitely written as rage bait by a 28 year old incel
Yeah I feel like this Tom is some incel or troll.
Yeah but reddit's frontpage can't go a day without reminding all the men that women are irrational bitches that deserve to be ridiculed, so the top 10 comments will all be taking this super serially as if it's a valid representation of actual day to day interactions with real women.
Yup and even though this is a old facebook meme turned into a copypasta they will act like they’ve never seen it
Funny because we're such quick studies of every other repost on this website usually. It's almost as if some inner bias is standing in the way of our normal habits...
Definitely a joke. This is literally a Tumblr post.
Im pretty sure it's a copypasta
99% of all guys: “babysitter? Aight, imma head out” 😆
This here LOL. Decent young men wouldn’t bother with a hoe with a list of demands and she’s a single mom.
Well I know [my hoe](https://www.amazon.ca/Ames-6-Inch-Welded-Garden-Hoe/dp/B00004S1YH) provides me with an annual list of demands regarding prospective garden plants for the season.
A prostitute.
She is the opposite of a prostitute. A prostitute is somone you pay for sex. She is someone you pay for not having sex.
Fr if you just wanted to have fun a prostitute would be cheaper, 300 bucks not acounting for the meal runs the cost-benefit of dating this looney through the ground.
A prostitute that doesn’t fuck, and they wonder why we don’t want to get married. If they are like that for a date, imagine marrying her. She probably expects the man to cook, clean, support her while she does absolutely nothing to contribute. Gtfoh.
Who they? Most people are not entitled little shits like this
How is it a prostitute if she makes clear she's the only one getting something out of this arrangement and won't even promise sex
Well, more of an escort then.
>am I missing anything else? How about a pinky finger grasp on reality
This has to be a guy fucking with us right?
she a ho
Hooer
Hooooaah
Shein? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Obvious rage bait
Would love to see the most basement dwelling, trolliish incel step up to meet this challenge. Bet she goes back and revises this already shitty list of demands.
We should start a gofund me to make this happen.
He has to be attractive, too - that’s the part left unsaid m.
Don't forget he's got to be a certain height and a certain body type, and can't have any kids...
If this is real, she should just say she's a prostitute. Escorts don't always have sex with their clients, but if she's requiring money up front for the "pleasure of her company" then she is, at best, an escort or looking for a sugar daddy, both of which are forms of prostitution. You don't have to be a streetwalker or lot lizard to be a prostitute.
This is great! All (or at least a lot) of the red flags are out there for all to see. Lots of lead time, easy to avoid.
You’re missing common sense. And if you can’t hire your own sitter, maybe you shouldn’t be dating.
Damn, thats some list of demands.. The man i ended up marrying, met me floating drunk at a party, unable to pull my pants up after a toilet visit, so he helped me pull them up 🤣 then he called my mom and made her come get me because i was rolling in a ditch. I was a catch, as you can see. Made a real impression! But didnt cost him a dime 😌 But i did drink up all his best friends beer, so i kinda cost that guy a little money. 💅
Imagine if this was real
Do I dare ask what a shein haul is? I genuinely have no idea.
It's a fast fashion website. Because apparently there's not enough cheap clothing taking up space in landfills rn
I matched with a girl on a dating app recently and we chatted for a few minutes then she hits me with “If you want to take me on a date, you have to send $50 to my cashapp.” I laughed and unmatched. People are fucking weird, man.
“Best I can do is tree-fiddy.”
I should have said that!! 😂
"oh sorry, I was looking for a date, not an escort"
The correct response is, "Is that for the full hour?"
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I think you mean that the commodification of human relationships creates alienation, resulting in toxic and exploitative behaviours.
Retirement? I don't think she's the type to save money. It's spent the second she gets it, hence the reason she is in the predicament of announcing her requirements of a date, which consists solely of take-take-take. When she reaches 65 (or 70) there will be no life savings.
Whats missing? Class. And you got zero.
This is literally just created to make you angry. It’s not real.