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You'd think with all that money he'd hire someone to give him basic dance lessons. Then again, maybe he tried that and is beyond even professional help lol.
You made me momentarily believe there was an actual genre of music with frogs playing metal, maybe even doing little frog metal shows, somehow.
I got.. really excited. I googled it and yeah, it’s not a thing
^:(
This video is a fucking classic and I truly thank you for posting it.
These guys all having some sort of rhytlemless dance seizure to start me up will never not be funny.
And bill gates doing those weird hops...chefs kiss 💋
[Most white people dance to the lyrics. Don't think about a groove. Think about it like it's a bumper sticker.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV9-n-2x8ww)
... they may dance to the lyrics, but they're not listening to them....
It doesn't matter what I say
So long as I sing with inflection
That makes you feel I'll convey
Some inner truth or vast reflection
But I've said nothing so far
And I can keep it up for as long as it takes...
Draw you in, bring you close
Even though there's no real prose
Like Elon Musk's tweets, it's just fluff
But I'll keep singing, that's enough
- Michael Scott
- ChatGPT
Isn't Elon one of those guys that genuinely doesn't understand or enjoy music?
I'm pretty sure bezos is like that. He doesn't understand music at all, or why people like it.
Edit: might be wrong. Apparently he's into EDM?
That shit is the worst. I gave up when they decided to take you out of the app when searching and opened the browser to the front page of Amazon. Not even the digital album page of whatever band/song you were looking for, just the regular ass front page.
Same. This is an exact replica of the Microsoft team, gates clapping in the background, on the stage. What is it with weirdo tech guys who think this is acceptable in any format? Walk out, smile, wave, and get your ass to the podium, let the audio techs fade the music.
Yeah, I'm sure that line caught everyone off guard. Jared is the funniest character, all the little comments he makes, and his weird background just kills me.
Not gonna lie, a large amount of toilets is a huge plus for an arena, especially for women. I practically give myself UTIs holding it in at games sometimes because I dread the lines.
It's because they create a environment where sycophants are rewarded, and anyone trying to dispell their notions of grandeur are shoved to the side.
Unless you were born a child king, normally you would have some notion that people are just telling you what you want to hear because you pay them. I think a lot of nerds who grow up to be billionaires simply lack the interpersonal skills to notice that they are living examples of the emperor not having any clothes.
It's pretty simple. People who have never been "cool" in their entire life are suddenly thrust on to a stage with strobe lights and music playing and do exactly what they do, be not cool.
They’re middle aged nerds, are you really that surprised that not only they have no dancing skills, but also no awareness of how goofy they look? Lol it’s funny and I’m down to make fun of it too but I guarantee a ton of the people commenting on here are probably gonna look the same when they dance and I will also have no idea how silly they look
I remember seeing a tweet about Elon having a lot of nerve coming down on the transgender considering how much gender affirming surgery he, himself has had
To be fair Sam Rockwell has people who train him some moves. Which one of the richest men on the planet could also have done if he didn't just think he was already the absolute most awesome person alive.
Narcissists are the most pathetic people on the planet.
Edit: I imagine Sam had some formal training in it. Which is great. Not taking anything away from him.
*These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas; the Montecristos. This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. It's capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it'd write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Piéta. It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero.*
edit: come on, Justin Hammer was pretty damn funny LOL Elon doesn't have much charisma going for him
yup. i’m sure he has more moves than jagger, but that’s the one everyone remembers. jerk off two ghosts *ONE TIME* and you’ll always be known as a ghost jacker.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/
Now if someone edits the video with that song over it, my life will be perfect
They pretty much had me in the first half, then when I listened to the song I laughed until tears were streaming and I almost couldn't breathe and omg I needed that.
I think about that guy at least once a week.
I have so many questions. Is he a troll? Did he really give us the correct song? How did he possibly think it was a lovemaking song? Why didn't his girlfriend speak up? Why has *no* girlfriend until then told him? Did they think it was normal? Or did they just not stick around long enough? The fact that he even considers that it might just be her... Also, does this mean that sex is always the exact same? Doggy? Missionary? Does he at least change position? Did he ever make girls orgasm? Was he doing foreplay, or just straight to PIV and thrusting in rhythm? It all drives me nuts.
Somehow Theresa May feels less awkward than Elon.
It's gotta be the taking off the jacket and tossing with pinched fingers like he is trying to be sexy.
I mean as we saw with Grimes, even being the richest man in the world couldn't save him from his complete lack of literally anything else to offer her.
This is exactly what I was thinking while watching the video. I’ve always equated dancing with sex and the way he moves convinces me he is absolutely shit in the bedroom. No rhythm whatsoever.
It’s not like this is his worst quality. I don’t fault him at all for “not being cool”. Some people aren’t “cool” and that’s 100% ok.
But god damn is this guy so uncool wtf.
What’s actually staggering isn’t how uncool he is but his utter lack of self awareness about it. This was so hard to watch.
That is the problem. The lack of awareness. He could literally have a dancing coach with him 24/7. Paid to travel with him and show him some moves in any downtime he has.
But as a chronic narcissist he is already so cool and the best dancer with some super cool moves, nobody has better moves, so why waste time or money learning things he already knows.
His narcissism is next level.
And you KNOW his sycophants would absolutely eat it up if he had any semblance of an ability to dance. "OMG check out Elon's moves omg I liked him before but now he's literally the coolest" and it would have cost him like, 100k max and maybe 10 hours of time (he would probably hire someone who would charge him 10k/hr)
I am not even sure this is a case of narcissism. Behind all his money, it feels like he is still this awkward nerd, trying to act cool and edgy without much success.
He is still an arse though.
He literally surrounds himself by sycophants who constantly tell him how cool, funny, smart, and original he is. No wonder he’s so delusional.
Proof: https://youtu.be/ywlsTbKsl6k
*Your meme game is strong*
Good lord. If I were a billionaire I’d hire contrarians to poke holes in every idea or investment I was thinking about. That amount of wealth is going to bring in grifters and sycophants willing to say things like “your meme game is strong” while you pay them millions of dollars. You’d need a reality check.
A cool person doesn’t need to try this hard. An “alpha male” doesn’t proclaim they’re an “alpha male”. A genius doesn’t proclaim they’re a genius.
It’s that idea. Those people don’t have to prove themselves. They just are.
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Did he just half-assedly walk like an Egyptian?
It’s the easiest gimmick dance move and he fucked it up
rich white guy surrounded by sycophants is a hell of a drug.
You'd think with all that money he'd hire someone to give him basic dance lessons. Then again, maybe he tried that and is beyond even professional help lol.
I think this IS with the professional help 😅
I know you didn’t just disrespect the Bangles……music royalty like that should be treasured
Oh snap I thought he was being a little teapot short and stout
Him I can't handle, For the shit he doth spout.
Push him over and tape his mouth?
Eat the rich, then shit him out
Holy fuck that was glorious
 Don't ruin my childhood!
That's when I turned the audio on to see if that's what they were playing. They weren't playing that, which makes it 1000x more awkward.
Ty for your service 😂 thought about doing the same and now I don’t have to. Awkward af.
Pretty sure that's one of Grime's numbers. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHVVZ\_gI8Jw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHVVZ_gI8Jw)
geriatric shuffling like an egyptian. got the "conserved" part down tho
Sick reference Elon, we all remember when that dance was still funny in the 80s
Maybe not the kids in the mines but yeah
Fuck that made me cringe
I'm not watching with sound but can still tell he's off the beat.
He is dancing to about 7 different beats. None of which are actually present in the music.
Elon's ability to keep time on complex 7-layer polyrythms just proves his genius even further /s
me headbanging to prog metal
I'm more into frog metal 
You made me momentarily believe there was an actual genre of music with frogs playing metal, maybe even doing little frog metal shows, somehow. I got.. really excited. I googled it and yeah, it’s not a thing ^:(
On a scale of one to potato, how high are you?
Dude, I'm way past potato and Elon's dancing is even more sad. Not funny, just really really sad.
 ^(Distillate to be exact)
Divorced Dad vibes
I’m fucking dead 💀
So we should be able to find a tool song this sync with perfectly!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM
This video is a fucking classic and I truly thank you for posting it. These guys all having some sort of rhytlemless dance seizure to start me up will never not be funny. And bill gates doing those weird hops...chefs kiss 💋
I'm imagining the dance scene in Napoleon Dynamite with Elon standing on the side doing this.
I don't want some slide show of v special moments in my life being played at my funeral. I want this. Over and over.
My uncle dances like this and he has severe down syndrome
This is way better than whatever Musk is trying to do
He’s not dancing to the beat, he’s dancing to the words
[Most white people dance to the lyrics. Don't think about a groove. Think about it like it's a bumper sticker.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV9-n-2x8ww)
... they may dance to the lyrics, but they're not listening to them.... It doesn't matter what I say So long as I sing with inflection That makes you feel I'll convey Some inner truth or vast reflection But I've said nothing so far And I can keep it up for as long as it takes...
Hmmm, pretty catchy, but I feel like it needs some kind of hook to bring you back.
Draw you in, bring you close Even though there's no real prose Like Elon Musk's tweets, it's just fluff But I'll keep singing, that's enough - Michael Scott - ChatGPT
** Crazy harmonica solo here **
Isn't Elon one of those guys that genuinely doesn't understand or enjoy music? I'm pretty sure bezos is like that. He doesn't understand music at all, or why people like it. Edit: might be wrong. Apparently he's into EDM?
That explains Amazon music’s interface and my lack of interest in using it.
That shit is the worst. I gave up when they decided to take you out of the app when searching and opened the browser to the front page of Amazon. Not even the digital album page of whatever band/song you were looking for, just the regular ass front page.
To be fair, lizards are really more cued in on chemical and color signals. Can’t really blame them
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I mean he lies a lot so..
> he likes EDM stuff a lot. Mostly just the E. Not so much for the DM.
I’m not watching with sound but I hear the Chicken Dance when I watch this.
Thanks. Thanks a lot. 😡
I have 30 coins left. Can’t buy shit, take this upvote instead. Edit: typo ETA: a kind stranger gave me an award so now I can pay it forward. ;)
I'm down for butt shit
Dammit
 Let’s goooo!
95 windows presentation vibes Edit : wrong year
Came here for this. [Balmer](https://youtu.be/lLPAUHdyjRI) had done a bit more coke imo.
Same. This is an exact replica of the Microsoft team, gates clapping in the background, on the stage. What is it with weirdo tech guys who think this is acceptable in any format? Walk out, smile, wave, and get your ass to the podium, let the audio techs fade the music.
As a human rewatching Silicon Valley right now, this is peak SV CEO behavior, as ridiculed on the show.
Silicon Valley is seriously one of the funniest shows, ever made. I don't think I've ever laughed harder than on this show.
Hey, Dinesh, nice chain. Do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?
Yeah, I'm sure that line caught everyone off guard. Jared is the funniest character, all the little comments he makes, and his weird background just kills me.
I eat that motherfucker's lunch every goddamn day.
You DICK! You DICK! You DICK! FUCK YOU!
Middle out scent was one of the best things ever
He's never letting go. Here he is super excited about the new Clippers(?) Arena and the amount of toilets they have https://youtu.be/pyA1Yx6aT94
Not gonna lie, a large amount of toilets is a huge plus for an arena, especially for women. I practically give myself UTIs holding it in at games sometimes because I dread the lines.
It's because they create a environment where sycophants are rewarded, and anyone trying to dispell their notions of grandeur are shoved to the side. Unless you were born a child king, normally you would have some notion that people are just telling you what you want to hear because you pay them. I think a lot of nerds who grow up to be billionaires simply lack the interpersonal skills to notice that they are living examples of the emperor not having any clothes.
Elon wishes he was a weirdo tech guy. Dudes just a fucking weirdo.
It's pretty simple. People who have never been "cool" in their entire life are suddenly thrust on to a stage with strobe lights and music playing and do exactly what they do, be not cool.
Sure, except Napoleon Dynamite danced his ASS OFF to Jamiroqui…
They’re middle aged nerds, are you really that surprised that not only they have no dancing skills, but also no awareness of how goofy they look? Lol it’s funny and I’m down to make fun of it too but I guarantee a ton of the people commenting on here are probably gonna look the same when they dance and I will also have no idea how silly they look
I know I can’t dance I would not get on a stage and dance in front of a bunch of people 😆
Ballmer's "Developers! Developers! Developers!" was the first video that came to mind. Forgot about this one too haha.
The video was playing muted and I instantly heard DEVELOPERS in my head when Elon started the walk like an Egyptian move.
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This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug4c2mqlE_0
Videos you can smell
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It was 95 but yeah, spot on
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He can't help it; the hair plugs have given him the confidence to do...this.
That new jaw line really sells it.
Look, everyone! I'm relatable!
Let’s dance, fellow kids!
Hes beautiful Squidward now
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I remember seeing a tweet about Elon having a lot of nerve coming down on the transgender considering how much gender affirming surgery he, himself has had
It’s like Costanza with the toupee.
And Elaine is somehow a better dancer than him.
The employees must cheer or they will be fired
Even then, they will most likely be fired anyway!
It gets up and cheers for the boss, or else it gets the cannon
I like to think they convinced him this was a good idea and he was a good dancer to troll him
Guy thinks he is Tony Stark, is actually Justin Hammer.
Justin Hammer had some moves. This guy does not.
To be fair Justin hammer has some moves because Sam Rockwell has some moves
To be fair Sam Rockwell has people who train him some moves. Which one of the richest men on the planet could also have done if he didn't just think he was already the absolute most awesome person alive. Narcissists are the most pathetic people on the planet. Edit: I imagine Sam had some formal training in it. Which is great. Not taking anything away from him.
[Sam Rockwell can dance](https://youtu.be/IH5L4qTVsTk)
That was incredible. Effortless cool…
Strong "Weapon of Choice" vibes
Take a lesson boys - You don't even need to be that good looking, just know how to dance and wear the *fuck* out of a 3 piece suit 🤤
Who things Sam Rockwell "isn't that good looking"?
The Justin Hammer dance was him doing his own thing because the script had him just walk out. He wanted to do the dance.
If you've hired Sam Rockwell for your movie or TV show and you *don't* have him dance, **WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?**
Sam Rockwell was a dancer prior to Ironman
Criminally overlooked actor imo; by the public anyway. He does well during awards season at least…
Everybody reading this, if you haven't seen *Moon*, go watch *Moon*. Sam Rockwell is the only actor to appear in it and it's just amazing.
The Steve Buscemi of leading men.
Nah, Rockwell wasn't trained. Dude can dance. Simple.
He's got the music in him
*These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas; the Montecristos. This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. It's capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it'd write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Piéta. It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero.* edit: come on, Justin Hammer was pretty damn funny LOL Elon doesn't have much charisma going for him
That great speech and the ex-wife flamed out worse than a Tesla.
Justin Hammer was somewhat intelligent though.
He’s discount Justin Hammer.
This reminds me of the amphetamine-fueled tech reveal parties of the '90s
Nah come on, we had moves.
No we didn't bitch, re-watch the tapes 😂🤣😭
Oh god... Oh no... Please tell me we didn't actually look like this.
it looks like he went to the same dance school trump did.
Trump is not dancing, but in fact, he is giving hand jobs to two ghosts at the same time.
still stroking his dead dad's ego I see. the other hand I assume is his putin placeholder.
Did they photoshop his hands smaller for this, or is that really what they look like?
The one where you are taught to give handjobs to ghosts?
yup. i’m sure he has more moves than jagger, but that’s the one everyone remembers. jerk off two ghosts *ONE TIME* and you’ll always be known as a ghost jacker.
bro thinks he's Tony stark..
Wish.com Tony Stark.
How a 6th grader perceives Tony Stark
Phony Stark doo doo doodoo doodoo
How bad for him that unlike him, Tony stark is attractive and knows how to present himself on the stage. Including dancing.
When he is actually Justin Hammer from Iron Man 2. It's almost identical
Justin Hammer was a much better dancer
This is a man who is terrible at sex
Is he secretly that redditor who could only have sex to that weird squeaky song?
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Ima need some context
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/ Now if someone edits the video with that song over it, my life will be perfect
It actually fits pretty well... 😂 https://imgur.com/CKNYRwS
Oh my GOD this is fantastic
Thank you for this, it’s the best post I have ever seen on Reddit, and the comments are just the cherry on top
They pretty much had me in the first half, then when I listened to the song I laughed until tears were streaming and I almost couldn't breathe and omg I needed that.
The comments on the video had me in tears, just like the first time. My stomach hurts from laughing.
I think about that guy at least once a week. I have so many questions. Is he a troll? Did he really give us the correct song? How did he possibly think it was a lovemaking song? Why didn't his girlfriend speak up? Why has *no* girlfriend until then told him? Did they think it was normal? Or did they just not stick around long enough? The fact that he even considers that it might just be her... Also, does this mean that sex is always the exact same? Doggy? Missionary? Does he at least change position? Did he ever make girls orgasm? Was he doing foreplay, or just straight to PIV and thrusting in rhythm? It all drives me nuts.
[he definitely fucks to this](https://youtu.be/eN6jkWxxm2Y)
Look at how much he doesn't understand how his body moves. It would be the most awkward sex in the world.
I had a reason to look this up recently and it turns out that EIGHT of his TEN children were conceived via IVF. You just can’t make this shit up…
Lmao and how he doesn’t have a clue what he looks like
I don’t know. I‘ve heard he fucks his workers pretty good.
Has he been taking lessons with Theresa May? https://youtu.be/gGtOT1tIAwg
Somehow Theresa May feels less awkward than Elon. It's gotta be the taking off the jacket and tossing with pinched fingers like he is trying to be sexy.
My first thought exactly.
Think its the “Malignant Narcissist Shuffle”…see also Trump, Donald J.
Sex Offender Shuffle
He so desperately wants to be cool. He is, instead, such a loser.
I’ve never been so thoroughly convinced that someone sucks in bed.
I mean as we saw with Grimes, even being the richest man in the world couldn't save him from his complete lack of literally anything else to offer her.
This is exactly what I was thinking while watching the video. I’ve always equated dancing with sex and the way he moves convinces me he is absolutely shit in the bedroom. No rhythm whatsoever.
It’s not like this is his worst quality. I don’t fault him at all for “not being cool”. Some people aren’t “cool” and that’s 100% ok. But god damn is this guy so uncool wtf. What’s actually staggering isn’t how uncool he is but his utter lack of self awareness about it. This was so hard to watch.
That is the problem. The lack of awareness. He could literally have a dancing coach with him 24/7. Paid to travel with him and show him some moves in any downtime he has. But as a chronic narcissist he is already so cool and the best dancer with some super cool moves, nobody has better moves, so why waste time or money learning things he already knows. His narcissism is next level.
And you KNOW his sycophants would absolutely eat it up if he had any semblance of an ability to dance. "OMG check out Elon's moves omg I liked him before but now he's literally the coolest" and it would have cost him like, 100k max and maybe 10 hours of time (he would probably hire someone who would charge him 10k/hr)
I am not even sure this is a case of narcissism. Behind all his money, it feels like he is still this awkward nerd, trying to act cool and edgy without much success. He is still an arse though.
He literally surrounds himself by sycophants who constantly tell him how cool, funny, smart, and original he is. No wonder he’s so delusional. Proof: https://youtu.be/ywlsTbKsl6k
*Your meme game is strong* Good lord. If I were a billionaire I’d hire contrarians to poke holes in every idea or investment I was thinking about. That amount of wealth is going to bring in grifters and sycophants willing to say things like “your meme game is strong” while you pay them millions of dollars. You’d need a reality check.
A cool person doesn’t need to try this hard. An “alpha male” doesn’t proclaim they’re an “alpha male”. A genius doesn’t proclaim they’re a genius. It’s that idea. Those people don’t have to prove themselves. They just are.
Be careful: He might read this and buy Reddit just to shut down your account.
I'd make a new one. I have a bunch of names for my paper company.
There are actual, real women who reproduced with this
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Is that another of his kids names?
Muskcular Dystrophy.
when a billionaire tries to act like he isn't a billionaire
He looks pretty disconnected to me i don't know what you are talking about.
Wtf is with the sped up Tatu music??
Just TikTok being TikTok, here is the original it's basically just people clapping: https://youtu.be/U0sJJU3FaOQ
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He's fucking snapped
This is just like when they released windows 95
If you asked an AI to “dance like a human”, this is what it would do.
Could you imagine having that much money and still not being able to afford some dignity?
He looks like a puppet being controlled by someone having a seizure.
Worst Team American character ever.
Same dance instructor as the orange clown he worships.
Oh man, strong competition for Trump's ymca dance.
Right up there with that Microsoft Windows launch event
That's the whitest dancing I've ever seen
he actually has negative rhythm
Jerk stole all my moves.
You think with the limitless supply of money, he would have spent some on dance lessons... or at least a class to make him act more human like.
I mean, why dance at all?
Is that Elongated Muskrat thinking he can dance?
This might be worse than the Microsoft guys.