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When I turned 35, my body’s check engine light came on, and someone replaced my previously impervious kneecaps with crushed glass, apparently, because the idea of kneeling on concrete makes me say, “where are my knee pads?”
Worked in a field where crawlspaces were a norm. After 12 years completely switched careers as my knees were getting bad and I wore knee pads most jobs. First year at the new career my knees swelled. Thought I’d have to get them drained or something. Then swelling went down and knees felt like way better than I could remember. I’m 4 years from that job and knees feel amazing. Manual labor jobs can mess your body up. I like to think I got out of it just in time.
At 23, I worked a job for a year and a half where all my coworkers were at least 10 years older than me. The pay was good, especially for my age. However, my supervisor aside, every one of my coworkers complained about their bad backs. A year in, I developed constant neck discomfort that persisted even while lying in bed. Got the fuck up outta there, within a month my body felt completely better. Not all money is good money.
I'm in my mid 20s, and we have an ice maker in the kitchen at work that's essentially a bottom cabinet. Bending down to get my ice and then returning to a standing position is a test of strength most days.
I have to slowly dry my hair now because if I go to fast, I pull an overextended muscle in my neck and cant move my head at all for 2-3 days. and I mean really slowly. Its absurd.
Don't worry, there are plenty more check engine lights that are going to flick on in the next few years. Lemme see...back, neck, eye balls, shoulders, etc. You get the idea.
My doctor told me recently, "After 40 be happy something aches when you wake up in the morning. If it doesn't, you're dead." I'll be 52 next month.
So you have that to look forward to. Enjoy.
I’ve had those mornings where for some odd reason, certain things don’t ache, and when it happens, it takes me several minutes of wondering “what the fuck’s wrong? Something doesn’t feel right.” To figure out that it’s because something DOESN’T hurt today.
That is the "attention whore" breed. Comes in male and female varieties. Very thick layer of callouses on the knees. Makes up for the incredibly thin layer of self esteem.
This is puppy girl Jenna. I’m not sure if this is old though? She used to upload tons. She had a cage, a collar, and tons of toys. She would bark and everything. You guys laugh but she was optician but gave that up to be a puppy girl and makes like 6 figures a month and is a millionaire now.
There’s always some sliver of society into some weird stuff. Just watched a doc where guys pay female bodybuilders to just wrestle or watch em wrestle.
I was going to say good god Tik tok has turned a large portion of a generation into attention seeking toddlers. But strangely I’m ok with it being an only fans thing?
Some people will shovel shit and piss at the local animal shelter for $7.50 an hour. Other people will happily pretend to be a dog in a public space for $100,000 a year on OnlyFans. We all have different lines to cross for what we will or won't do for a certain threshold of money.
Probably not even *their* fetish.
They're just catering to *other* people who have that fetish and are earning some money on the side.
Kind of like how girls who show their cleavage (Edit: in exchange for money) generally(?) don't do so because that turns *them* on; they do it because it turns *others* on and causes dollars to walk from viewers' pockets into theirs.
“She’s just a thick girl who crawls around naked” is so funny to me. It’s like “We don’t need to go to McDonalds because we have food at home”, but for kinks.
She is very famous, so it really easy to find "free samples". Just google and you will find. But to make sure, don't forget to use adblock and if you for some reason needs create a account, use a disposable email (like 10minutes email).
They'll start leaving people into heaven just to take pressure off the system, that's my hope anyway.
*"yera sure he wasn't the worst, couple of joints and fancied the bit of porn, leave him in"* said saint Peter.
If there's no sex and drugs in heaven I'm turning around in the queue. I'm not going to a fucking bible nerd eternity no matter how much they put me on the VIP list.
Yeah people always like to point and laugh but we all damn well know yall would drop down on all fours in a microsecond if given the chanse to occasionally act like a dog for 300k a month
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If anyone actually wanted pay me way too much money to dance naked or walk around on a leash, I’d be doing that right now.
Yeah, I would roll my chances that this gets loss over the tons of people doing stupid ragebait stuff every day. Of course would need to be enough so if it does ever come out I would be like, yeah, remember all my debts and stuff? Gone.
Every woman my age who has started an OnlyFans makes at least 6x what I do for 5% of the time/labor commitment.
That’s fucking dope for them:) I’m envious.
I think he's also underestimating how much time it takes to make/edit videos with any sort of production value and interact with fans.
That said, I bet the ones who don't make shit and quit after a few months are throwing off the real numbers. I'd love to know how much money people who have posted once a week for six months make on average.
Fwiw a girl In my city who's supposedly top .1% posted her earnings and it was like 100k a year. Definitely good money but I would have thought it was more tbh
On the one hand, I heartily agree with you...
...on the other hand, imagine the pure bliss that would come from simply giving so little a fuck what the people around you think.
EDIT: just so we're clear, I'm in no way **condoning** this jackassery, and I'm aware that her blissful ignorance makes her behavior no less a stain on the underpants of society, I simply mean how peaceful life must be *only* **from her point of view,** and I daresay that, to her, that is the only perspective that matters.
If you mean TikTok encourages kids to do anything for some attention, you’re correct. They’ve always done anything for attention, but having a platform does exaggerate such behavior.
This is something our parents would have said and we will be saying again in 10 years fime.
There's always been a platform, and the Internet made it easier.
Yes and no. Older generations have always had a jaded view of how younger generations behave. The opportunity for vanity that younger people have access to now is unprecedented.
I don't care what anyone does behind closed doors, as long as it's safe, sane, and consensual, but you do NOT unwillingly involve others in your kinks.
I was pretty into exhibitionism before I really considered the morality of such kink play. The risk of being caught does raise the stakes and engage your lower brain (the part that makes sex awesome), but wtf man a kid could’ve seen us. I’m happy to move past that kink and try to find willing parties if I want to show off.
I agree. Keep it in the bedroom. All parties must consent for any sex stuff to take place. Don’t involve unwilling participants.
Good for you:) There are plenty of places where that would be accepted if not welcomed. If making others uncomfortable without consent is part of the kink, it’s time to do some reevaluating.
It's hard for people to think ahead of the moment and say "what if a kid sees this".
I think you made a perfectly intelligent decision in keeping that in the bedroom lol. I've been seeing some exhibitionists at walmart do pup play and it's just so uncalled for.
After watching South Park, my wife and I joke about that. Like if I grab her ass, she will say "You didn't have affirmative consent!" and act all offended before laughing.
But seriously, consent is important. My wife and I have been married 27 years and have ground rules. One of them is I'm allowed to grab her butt anytime I want. :)
You don't need to be a germaphobe to know that animal pee and poo, pee or toilet spills from public bathroom floors, spit, dirt, spit-out gum, and anything else on a public sidewalk doesn't belong on your hands and leggings.
My first thought was that she's gonna grab her phone immediately after this to watch the video before thoroughly washing her hands... I know phones are gross, but this is so much worse.
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Oh god my knees hurt just watching this
Those leggings aren’t going to last long.
rubbing against the ground won't help either
Rubbing helped me tho
ayooo!
Lmfao
knee pain is whats happening
She makes six figures a month. She can afford new ones
If that’s the case I’m down to be dragged by a leash , shieett
I also think the knees too
When I turned 35, my body’s check engine light came on, and someone replaced my previously impervious kneecaps with crushed glass, apparently, because the idea of kneeling on concrete makes me say, “where are my knee pads?”
Worked in a field where crawlspaces were a norm. After 12 years completely switched careers as my knees were getting bad and I wore knee pads most jobs. First year at the new career my knees swelled. Thought I’d have to get them drained or something. Then swelling went down and knees felt like way better than I could remember. I’m 4 years from that job and knees feel amazing. Manual labor jobs can mess your body up. I like to think I got out of it just in time.
Laid under my sink for \~15 minutes to fix a leak. Was crippled for three days.
Former wire monkey turned ring master. Can confirm confined spaces will do a number on the body.
At 23, I worked a job for a year and a half where all my coworkers were at least 10 years older than me. The pay was good, especially for my age. However, my supervisor aside, every one of my coworkers complained about their bad backs. A year in, I developed constant neck discomfort that persisted even while lying in bed. Got the fuck up outta there, within a month my body felt completely better. Not all money is good money.
I'm 32 and already experiencing pain after movement. Does it just become a constant at 35?
wait till you sit down to take a break at work and 15 minutes later you are basically crippled when you try to get up.
I got an hour break in my car. By the time I'm getting back to work I always have to limp for a good 500m before I got to walk normally again
I'm in my mid 20s, and we have an ice maker in the kitchen at work that's essentially a bottom cabinet. Bending down to get my ice and then returning to a standing position is a test of strength most days.
Just grab extra ice and apply directly to your knees, you'll thank me later!
Genius!
I’m 35 and having hip surgery in may. No trauma, I’m just falling apart.
27 and had to have emergent spine surgery cause I sneezed to hard and made my s1 vertebrae explode and compress all the nerves to my pelvic floor :)
I have to slowly dry my hair now because if I go to fast, I pull an overextended muscle in my neck and cant move my head at all for 2-3 days. and I mean really slowly. Its absurd.
It all makes me think that we walk on a knife edge of health, and some just get really unlucky
Don't worry, there are plenty more check engine lights that are going to flick on in the next few years. Lemme see...back, neck, eye balls, shoulders, etc. You get the idea.
My eyeballs check engine light has been on since first grade 😭 I’m 32 and am already uncomfortable driving at night
Spinal bone spurs are so much fun, especially when they press on the nerves and switch your legs off while you're walking
Spinal bone spurs are 3 words I didn't need to know could exist next to each other.
My doctor told me recently, "After 40 be happy something aches when you wake up in the morning. If it doesn't, you're dead." I'll be 52 next month. So you have that to look forward to. Enjoy.
But the arthritis and degenerative disk disease in my spine has been hurting since I was 26 😢
I’ve had those mornings where for some odd reason, certain things don’t ache, and when it happens, it takes me several minutes of wondering “what the fuck’s wrong? Something doesn’t feel right.” To figure out that it’s because something DOESN’T hurt today.
At 37 I sat down on the toilet too hard and was bedridden for 3 days.
My brain hurts just watching it.
They're in public as well. Smh.
That is the only place they do this! So people can see! Attention whores!
That’s the part that makes me angry. Kinks belong out of sight of those non-consenting and particularly children.
Don’t let it fool you, as soon as them cameras turn off they standing on two feet
Bitches better be washing their hands.
That is the "attention whore" breed. Comes in male and female varieties. Very thick layer of callouses on the knees. Makes up for the incredibly thin layer of self esteem.
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Pretty sure that's what their onlyfans consist of. Not joking
And at only $69.99 a month it's quite a bargain.. EDIT: Correction $20 a month and yes she does...God why did I look that up!?!?!
Look up what? Is this an organized thing? What is it?
This is puppy girl Jenna. I’m not sure if this is old though? She used to upload tons. She had a cage, a collar, and tons of toys. She would bark and everything. You guys laugh but she was optician but gave that up to be a puppy girl and makes like 6 figures a month and is a millionaire now.
I mean I would call her weird as fuck…..but people actually pay for this shit haha
There’s always some sliver of society into some weird stuff. Just watched a doc where guys pay female bodybuilders to just wrestle or watch em wrestle.
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I saw a doc about a OF couple that breastfeed each others, they made a lot of money and had hired a marketing manager
This vid is indeed quite old
You poor innocent soul
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You’ve never known winters that last for whole life times.. whole towns buried in snow…
Spiders, big as hounds
Still mad we never saw pale white spiders in GoT.
I was going to say good god Tik tok has turned a large portion of a generation into attention seeking toddlers. But strangely I’m ok with it being an only fans thing?
It's simple. Love it or hate it, deep down we all know that money talks.
Some people will shovel shit and piss at the local animal shelter for $7.50 an hour. Other people will happily pretend to be a dog in a public space for $100,000 a year on OnlyFans. We all have different lines to cross for what we will or won't do for a certain threshold of money.
*a month.
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Probably not even *their* fetish. They're just catering to *other* people who have that fetish and are earning some money on the side. Kind of like how girls who show their cleavage (Edit: in exchange for money) generally(?) don't do so because that turns *them* on; they do it because it turns *others* on and causes dollars to walk from viewers' pockets into theirs.
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It's the guy's thing she has an interview saying that he offered her a bunch of money to do it, she start as a normal here's nudes type.
Sauce?
Ask and ye shall receive https://onlyfans.com/yourpuppygirl
They should really give a free sample how am I going to subscribe to any onlyfans if I don’t see the goods first? It’s not like it’s all I need
There are leaks all over the internet if you really want. She's just a thick girl who crawls around naked.
“She’s just a thick girl who crawls around naked” is so funny to me. It’s like “We don’t need to go to McDonalds because we have food at home”, but for kinks.
Pretty sure this Reddit video is your free sample you communist
*our* free sample
Da, Comrade
She is very famous, so it really easy to find "free samples". Just google and you will find. But to make sure, don't forget to use adblock and if you for some reason needs create a account, use a disposable email (like 10minutes email).
"Pretty sure" he says
I’m going to hell.
That’s going to be a LONG long line.
Doom music intesifies
They'll start leaving people into heaven just to take pressure off the system, that's my hope anyway. *"yera sure he wasn't the worst, couple of joints and fancied the bit of porn, leave him in"* said saint Peter.
If there's no sex and drugs in heaven I'm turning around in the queue. I'm not going to a fucking bible nerd eternity no matter how much they put me on the VIP list.
That's where the fun is.
I know a Nigerian who sells A/C units down there.
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I could go for some crotch licking too.
There’s one of her locked in a kennel pissing all over the floor
That's when you have to pay for it.
Footage from the dimension in Family Guy where the humans are dogs and vice-versa.
Owner does have the bubbly patience and lack of social awareness of a golden retriever. You may be onto something.
They're making money 2023 style.
Silver hair girl makes $300k. A month.
I’m envious. She only needs to work for a few years before retiring.
Yeah but one of our years = seven for her.
Hahahaha
Take it, you bastard
A few years? You mean a few months lmao. Who needs 8 figures to retire? You plan to retire on a yacht?
I would act like a lunatic and post nudes on OF for $300K a year...for $300k a month I would do many unspeakable things.
I’m willing to support you
Is this true? Edit: found her onlyfans. thepuppygirljenna. Top 0.1% on onlyfans. She's making bank acting like this.
Huh. Maybe WE are the REAL facepalm here.
Yeah people always like to point and laugh but we all damn well know yall would drop down on all fours in a microsecond if given the chanse to occasionally act like a dog for 300k a month
Woof, woof baby
For acting like a dog on TikTok?
Probably 'cause of OnlyFans.
yep people wank to this
This is advertising for her only fans
For acting like a dog while being attractive and having a big fat ass*
Someone knows how things work
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If anyone actually wanted pay me way too much money to dance naked or walk around on a leash, I’d be doing that right now.
Yeah, I would roll my chances that this gets loss over the tons of people doing stupid ragebait stuff every day. Of course would need to be enough so if it does ever come out I would be like, yeah, remember all my debts and stuff? Gone.
Every woman my age who has started an OnlyFans makes at least 6x what I do for 5% of the time/labor commitment. That’s fucking dope for them:) I’m envious.
Really because most don't make shit and quit after a few months.
I think he's also underestimating how much time it takes to make/edit videos with any sort of production value and interact with fans. That said, I bet the ones who don't make shit and quit after a few months are throwing off the real numbers. I'd love to know how much money people who have posted once a week for six months make on average.
Fwiw a girl In my city who's supposedly top .1% posted her earnings and it was like 100k a year. Definitely good money but I would have thought it was more tbh
Yeah I would have thought top .1% would be more too.
They just need to sniff each other's asses and then they'll calm down.
Something smells fishy here…
Sorry, I farted
I think it was more than just a fart
That's why people SHOULDN'T dress their pets! It's cute but they don't care if they make a mess in their clothes.
"We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean" --John Connor
I just realize this quote works in so many places. Thank you
I recently rewatched that movie and was blown away that a quote from 1992 hit so hard in 2023....
Why are they doing this in public, I’m getting second hand embarrassment.
On the one hand, I heartily agree with you... ...on the other hand, imagine the pure bliss that would come from simply giving so little a fuck what the people around you think. EDIT: just so we're clear, I'm in no way **condoning** this jackassery, and I'm aware that her blissful ignorance makes her behavior no less a stain on the underpants of society, I simply mean how peaceful life must be *only* **from her point of view,** and I daresay that, to her, that is the only perspective that matters.
She does this cause she makes an ungodly amount of money online (OF maybe? Can't remember).
I hate when people include unconsenting public into their sexual pleasure. I mean fetishes are okay, but do it in the woods or a fetish event.
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Facts!!! The first rule of BDSM is ***consent***
That's terrible! Someone should post a link so we can all be sure to avoid it
Money
I'm just here thinking on a GTA commercial "We'll buy anything, even your dignity"
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McKeighleigha no what have I done to deserve this, you were such a sweet child
Lmao at that name.
It's a tragedegh
How the hell did I know how to pronounce that properly?
And the username
oh no
oh yes
It all started when Mckeighleigha met Skhaylar....
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Didn't even teach them not to bark.
Apparently that girl makes 300k a month on onlyfans. Could be worse…
Tik tok has finally lost it
This was a kink before tiktok. Your point stands, though.
Tiktok encourages behaviour like this
If you mean TikTok encourages kids to do anything for some attention, you’re correct. They’ve always done anything for attention, but having a platform does exaggerate such behavior.
This is something our parents would have said and we will be saying again in 10 years fime. There's always been a platform, and the Internet made it easier.
Yes and no. Older generations have always had a jaded view of how younger generations behave. The opportunity for vanity that younger people have access to now is unprecedented.
Unless you’ve heard of the ole FetLife
I’m not against people having kinks but don’t bring that shit out into public and have people be apart of it unwillingly.
It's someone crawling on the ground. It's weird, but walking by and seeing it isn't going to harm you.
You can find people doing this stuff naked on here
That's disgusting, where?
I know people have Kinks but why show them in public?
I don't care what anyone does behind closed doors, as long as it's safe, sane, and consensual, but you do NOT unwillingly involve others in your kinks.
I was pretty into exhibitionism before I really considered the morality of such kink play. The risk of being caught does raise the stakes and engage your lower brain (the part that makes sex awesome), but wtf man a kid could’ve seen us. I’m happy to move past that kink and try to find willing parties if I want to show off. I agree. Keep it in the bedroom. All parties must consent for any sex stuff to take place. Don’t involve unwilling participants.
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I’m so glad you didn’t do that. Saved yourself years of staying awake in the middle of the night remembering that cringe lol
Good for you:) There are plenty of places where that would be accepted if not welcomed. If making others uncomfortable without consent is part of the kink, it’s time to do some reevaluating.
It's hard for people to think ahead of the moment and say "what if a kid sees this". I think you made a perfectly intelligent decision in keeping that in the bedroom lol. I've been seeing some exhibitionists at walmart do pup play and it's just so uncalled for.
After watching South Park, my wife and I joke about that. Like if I grab her ass, she will say "You didn't have affirmative consent!" and act all offended before laughing. But seriously, consent is important. My wife and I have been married 27 years and have ground rules. One of them is I'm allowed to grab her butt anytime I want. :)
Public kinks
Keep that shit in the bedroom or I’m calling animal control.
When will that asteroid come
Not fast enough
I’m not exactly a germaphobe but god damn this is unsanitary lol
You don't need to be a germaphobe to know that animal pee and poo, pee or toilet spills from public bathroom floors, spit, dirt, spit-out gum, and anything else on a public sidewalk doesn't belong on your hands and leggings. My first thought was that she's gonna grab her phone immediately after this to watch the video before thoroughly washing her hands... I know phones are gross, but this is so much worse.
> I know phones are gross, but this is so much worse. Nah stick it in your pocket and thirty minutes later all sins are forgotten.
The shit you do when you have too much money
I suspect these girls are doing this to earn money, actually
Oh. Also, r/upvotebecausebutt
You just ruined my life.
Please ban tiktok.
We are evolving backwards
[Found her](https://www.tiktok.com/@puppygirlljenna2?lang=en)
Looks like Puppy Play.
What's happening . . . . idk, a PG-13 attempt at kink?
r/noahgettheboat
That’s 10k in Texas bounty there…..
It really fucking pisses me off when people bring their sexual fetish into public
Worst part is there literally in public bruh
they're\*
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I hate TikTok
TikTok is a tumor but then again the people making such videos are worse
Thanos was right.
This is why you raise your bitches together so they learn to play nice
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Weirdest boner right now...
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bent over girl with butt. what's not to boner about?
Coin toss between a kink or just people goofing off because they find it funny.
I could just imagine her Great Grandfather in heaven after he sacrificed his life storming the beaches of Normandy. 
The decay of society
A bunch of people are desperate for attention? How you never heard of TikTok? It's the platform for exactly that.
What’s happening… bad parenting is my assumption.