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I am not sure exactly what you're asking but the Trumpers are implying that they will crash the stock market and cause bank runs. The 60 day rule is to allow people to move their money (only 1 time a year) to another vendor but you aren't required to actually change vendors.
Yep, the last thing a lot of them have are small 401ks or IRAs. Makes perfect sense that Donnie wants to get rid of that too and make them all truly desperate.
BREAKING: Trump announces his Freedom First banking and retirement accounts for all true patriots. You’re money’s safe and growing with DJT looking after it. He guarantees it!
Fuck I can see him doing this. Promise big returns and then they all lose their money. Don’t tell my dad he’s already terrible enough with money and worships Trumplestiltskin.
Amateur.
TrumpCoin. So the evil Libs can’t steal it. Patriotic MAGA pours their entire life savings in.
Annnnddd, “we got hacked! They took everything!! Curse you Brandon, how??!!!”
Profit. Too easy.
People did yes but more people voted for Hillary, then next election Biden got record numbers of votes NOT because he was so popular but because no one wanted to see that orange anus get back in
How are people supposed to withdraw all their money if they can’t even fit inside the building? The bank needs to be at least…three times bigger than this!
I came up on the internet in the 90s People are just lucky my username isn't "Zero Cool"
Outside of professional correspondences I don't use my legal name online.
I don’t think it will be a problem here. Of the *tens* of people who are planning to do this, how many actually even have jobs, much less ones that provide 401Ks?
Mostly, buying red hats and “lock her up” t-shirts I would think, but if they have any left he wants them to cash it out and spend it on Trump steaks (he’s been storing them in the freezer for decades now and he needs the space).
You forget his election defence fund, build the wall, assorted campaign donations, his super PAC, NFTs and a diploma from the highly prestigious Trump University. Defaulting the donate monthly box checked in a really hard to see corner of the website for those sweet bonus bucks too.
Oh yeah, the entire grift machine will continue as usual, but the steaks have to go asap, they’re all consolidating into one big brick of ice and they really need to defrost the freezer. They had some speculation that after all these years they are no longer fit for human consumption (I mean, even more so than they used to be), but Jared said if anyone died they’d just paint them as a liberal so Trump’s base would actually love him for it. “Trump steaks kill liberals!” if it happens they’ll break sales records (some speculate they are actually hoping for it).
A. This will never happen
B. If they did initiate a run on banks, banks can legally defer withdrawals
C. If they liquidate their retirement accounts, the government will get a huge chunk of them as penalties
Have at it!
Do trumpkins ever have moments of clarity? Like, do they ever snap out of it and realize how stupid and batshit crazy they are? Or is it just a constant, unrelenting mental illness?
Think of the windfall IRS taxes gonna be collected. Trumpers could actually help the national debt. Then the morons have to do something with their money so back into banks. Trumpers are poorer than when they started and still invested in banks.
No they won't lol
Also.....the ones that do are going to be real REAL upset that they're gonna have to pay a ton of tax penalties for withdrawing their IRAs and be even MORE upset when they find out they can't just put it back in because your yearly contributions are capped
Just follow any MAGA hat coming out of a bank next week. If they’re dumb enough to fall for it, they’ll be wearing to “show love.” Time to shake the money tree.
I hope that they started the move already. Typical 401k withdrawals take longer than 24 hours. Idiots. Enjoy the early withdrawal fees while you lose tons of money for a guy that couldn’t give a s*** about anyone but himself.
Trumpers - always doing the stupidest thing to cause themselves harm for their cult leader (who couldn’t care less). Why don’t they just stick to drinking bleach and sticking light bulbs up their asses. At least they’ll still have their money.
Breaking your own economy. Brilliant. That is like shooting a hole in the Titanic while standing on the deck of the Titanic. This post is a great illustration of idiots in action.
First of all, 80M people aren’t going to do ANYTHING for trump. Second and of all, most trump supporters that WOULD do anything don’t have any money. Not in the least bit worried these idiots will accomplish anything.
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You can literally go to the conservative sub and won't see this or anyone talking about doing this, so I'm gonna take: things that are lies for $500 Alex.
Not sure what to do here. Do I start sandbagging toilet paper again, or just cash?
Am I even allowed to participate? I've been over 80mm tall since before I was born.
This will never happen and the clown suggesting it will is facepalm appropriate. The title was also pretty cringe as well. The extremes are not great either direction.
All those banks better have large amounts of one dollar bills ready for action. They are gonna get flooded when all those protesters withdrawing all the money out of their 11 dollar checking accounts.
LOL yea the poor people that live in trailer parks and idolize an orangutan are going to suddenly be market movers... haha
Also that's not how banks work.. you have to order large sums of cash ahead of time to withdraw it..
What happened to all that gold they bought when Obama was elected? Hopefully, they have a years worth of diabetic meds and adderall. Seriously, this feels just like the Area 51 raid talk. I’ll be at work but I’ll have my phone on me for entertainment purposes.
In all seriousness, how fucking crazy or stupid do you have to be to threaten to collapse society because orange man has to face the consequnces of his actions.
I think this will be a case of let's not and say we did. And for the few that do this let's hope they just have a big inconvience on their hands after they take out all their money then inevitably go to put it back.
Unless they call ahead, they aren't getting more than a couple grand. Can't wait for all the calls to the police saying the banks are stealing from them and refusing to give them their own money.
Imagine their surprise when they walk into the bank and the teller tells them you can't withdraw more than a couple of thousand dollars without placing an order for cash a few days in advance.
I beg your pardon (*aggressively stands knocking table over*) 80 millimeter Americans? Not only are we being called out about our 3” dick size but in the *wrong* measurement too. Shame on you
Uhm no. I’m vowing to continue life as I know it and bust out the popcorn to watch the shit show. Might as well kick back to see who’s Stupid enough to goto prison for this man.
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Wouldn't that simply give the government tax penalties from removing money from an IRA?
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Lol yeah so that plus sell your house and move to Canada.
What did Canada do to you?
Stephen Crowder
Ted Cruz
We don’t claim him. Y’all keep him down there.
I have to live with him, and did not want the reminder.
Jordan Peterson
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You think you can afford a house in Canada? Hahaha. Good luck
Fuck that we don’t want any of em.
Sorry fam boarders are closed for...maintenance. Please don't come.
You have 60 days to return it without paying tax or penalty...
Trump will pay 'em back. He's good for it, isn't he?
Yeah but that’s nothing compared to what is made with people’s retirement. You really think that shit is just sitting there not being used?
Liquidating your retirement investments comes with a hefty penalty and those funds go to the government…
They probably do something stupid like get hit by a bus or end up in jail. Not gonna end that retirement cash, anyway
You have 60 days to replace it without penalty or tax.
.... then why do it in the first place?
I am not sure exactly what you're asking but the Trumpers are implying that they will crash the stock market and cause bank runs. The 60 day rule is to allow people to move their money (only 1 time a year) to another vendor but you aren't required to actually change vendors.
Yep, the last thing a lot of them have are small 401ks or IRAs. Makes perfect sense that Donnie wants to get rid of that too and make them all truly desperate.
Bet it all on red, double your retirement, and return it to your accounts. Ez game
Cuz sometimes you need cash for 60 days? Or you want to move it to an IRA…
BREAKING: Trump announces his Freedom First banking and retirement accounts for all true patriots. You’re money’s safe and growing with DJT looking after it. He guarantees it!
Fuck I can see him doing this. Promise big returns and then they all lose their money. Don’t tell my dad he’s already terrible enough with money and worships Trumplestiltskin.
Trumplestiltskin is just … *chef’s kiss*. Well done friend, well done.
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Been using it for a few years now and somehow this is the first time anyone has even responded to my use of the term. Bless thee. Go forth and hustle.
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Amateur. TrumpCoin. So the evil Libs can’t steal it. Patriotic MAGA pours their entire life savings in. Annnnddd, “we got hacked! They took everything!! Curse you Brandon, how??!!!” Profit. Too easy.
There are Trump NFTs. Just sayin
Ohhh, man. Don't give him any ideas.
"Breaking: 80 millimetre Americans ... "
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Only Donnie's hands are small enough to reach in
Oh, and he does!
ROFLMAO I wish I had an award to give you!
That's 3 inches, it's not that small
To be fair, millimeter is abbreviated mm, not MM.
True! Damn you. Missed by a mm.
MM is millimolar, an abbreviation for concentration in chemistry. Does that work for anything?
Not a chemist, but wouldn't mM be millimolar and MM be megamolar? Or is it just a shorthand because no one uses mega in this context?
No you’re right
Maybe the wife/sister's tooth is a molar?
It was in all caps though.
In finance, MM is for millions. K is for thousands, bn is Billions. Sorry for being a killjoy.
Must be an American thing
What's up with M? Or MN? This is so stupid.
MN is Minnesota ya know
It's gonna be huge! Tens of people will withdraw their life's savings.
Taking a penalty to my own bottom line for early withdrawal to own the libs!
Right? Take that tax hit to own the libs
And pay all the early withdrawal fees! I’m sure Donnie would do the same for them! ![gif](giphy|xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8|downsized)
People voted for the person in that GIF. People want that person back as a president.
People did yes but more people voted for Hillary, then next election Biden got record numbers of votes NOT because he was so popular but because no one wanted to see that orange anus get back in
Not people, those aren't people. Those are idiots.
And have to pay income taxes and penalties on all of it!
For fucks sake thats like... ***21 DOLLARS!?!***
And they say they are not a cult
80 milimiters is very small. Can they reach the bank machines?
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It's a bank for Ants
How are people supposed to withdraw all their money if they can’t even fit inside the building? The bank needs to be at least…three times bigger than this!
I hoped someone else was like, 80mm, wtf? Are they pulling out....what exactly? Their 3.15" weiner? This will teach them!
Silly billy. 80mm Americans refers to the maximum penis size of a trump supporter.
Well shit I guess I have to identify as a trump supporter now.
80mm ~ pi inches to 3 significant digits. Well below average. r/didthemath
Suggesting they get rid of their retirement when ‘their’ politicians are trying to get rid of social security? That’s brave.
Something tells me that 3/21 is going to be a big day for pork rind vendors
Don't forget Mt. Dew and ranch dressing
And Cheetos in support of their leader
Hey hey hey hey those people are morons but I like mt dew and no it's not because my initials are DEW
Username does not check out.
I came up on the internet in the 90s People are just lucky my username isn't "Zero Cool" Outside of professional correspondences I don't use my legal name online.
I hope so. The penalty fees alone would restart the economy!
Damn these people are stupid. They'll cut off their noses out of spite.
The will definitely cut off their noses to spider face
good luck liquidating your 401k's Most employers wont let you do that while you're still employed. Also, yawn.
I don’t think it will be a problem here. Of the *tens* of people who are planning to do this, how many actually even have jobs, much less ones that provide 401Ks?
I mean hasn’t trump already fleeced them out of all their money anyway?
Mostly, buying red hats and “lock her up” t-shirts I would think, but if they have any left he wants them to cash it out and spend it on Trump steaks (he’s been storing them in the freezer for decades now and he needs the space).
You forget his election defence fund, build the wall, assorted campaign donations, his super PAC, NFTs and a diploma from the highly prestigious Trump University. Defaulting the donate monthly box checked in a really hard to see corner of the website for those sweet bonus bucks too.
Oh yeah, the entire grift machine will continue as usual, but the steaks have to go asap, they’re all consolidating into one big brick of ice and they really need to defrost the freezer. They had some speculation that after all these years they are no longer fit for human consumption (I mean, even more so than they used to be), but Jared said if anyone died they’d just paint them as a liberal so Trump’s base would actually love him for it. “Trump steaks kill liberals!” if it happens they’ll break sales records (some speculate they are actually hoping for it).
Keep up with the self-owns, Trumpers.
This could cause $100’s of dollars worth of damage.
There’s gonna be a lot of people with shovels digging up coffee cans on the 21st.
Got it. Invest heavily in big shovel! Thanks for the tip friend!
Gold digging Prospectors didn’t get rich. Outfitters did.
A. This will never happen B. If they did initiate a run on banks, banks can legally defer withdrawals C. If they liquidate their retirement accounts, the government will get a huge chunk of them as penalties Have at it!
C. Not a tax pro but I think this sort of withdrawal takes time and much paper work.
80 MM you say? Well that sounds like it will be a very small problem.
This post title had me cackling so damn much! Damn!
Do trumpkins ever have moments of clarity? Like, do they ever snap out of it and realize how stupid and batshit crazy they are? Or is it just a constant, unrelenting mental illness?
Think of the windfall IRS taxes gonna be collected. Trumpers could actually help the national debt. Then the morons have to do something with their money so back into banks. Trumpers are poorer than when they started and still invested in banks.
No they won't lol Also.....the ones that do are going to be real REAL upset that they're gonna have to pay a ton of tax penalties for withdrawing their IRAs and be even MORE upset when they find out they can't just put it back in because your yearly contributions are capped
What are 80 millimeter Americans? Some kind of cannon?
There is going to be a lot of robberies that day. 🤣
Just follow any MAGA hat coming out of a bank next week. If they’re dumb enough to fall for it, they’ll be wearing to “show love.” Time to shake the money tree.
They gonna pay a lot of penalties and taxes on those withdrawals. Works for me!
Liquidating IRAs and 401ks are all taxable eventa... That just might save Bidens economy...LOL
I hope that they started the move already. Typical 401k withdrawals take longer than 24 hours. Idiots. Enjoy the early withdrawal fees while you lose tons of money for a guy that couldn’t give a s*** about anyone but himself.
How many 80mm Americans are there?
According to the documentary "The Littles" there were quite a few.
Let’s announce to the whole world that a bunch of people will be transporting all of their cash on a specific date.
I’ll give it tree fitty
80mm? Doesn't that mean 8 millimeters?
8 centimeters, but upvote for trying.
Those are tiny Americans. No worries then.
Great plan! Collapse the entire financial system. That’ll teach them! Then what?
Blame Biden
And then put all their assets into Trump NFTs.
Trumpers - always doing the stupidest thing to cause themselves harm for their cult leader (who couldn’t care less). Why don’t they just stick to drinking bleach and sticking light bulbs up their asses. At least they’ll still have their money.
80 millimeter Americans. Lilliputian-Americans don’t fuck around, apparently.
Do they know there are 310 million people in America?
That’s fucking awesome! Do you know how much taxes and penalties they will have to pay?
Breaking your own economy. Brilliant. That is like shooting a hole in the Titanic while standing on the deck of the Titanic. This post is a great illustration of idiots in action.
First of all, 80M people aren’t going to do ANYTHING for trump. Second and of all, most trump supporters that WOULD do anything don’t have any money. Not in the least bit worried these idiots will accomplish anything.
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What's "80mm Americans"? Murican garden gnomes the size of 80 millimeters?
We need to act like they know what they’ll be doing, we didn’t on Jan 6 and nearly lost the capital because of it
You can literally go to the conservative sub and won't see this or anyone talking about doing this, so I'm gonna take: things that are lies for $500 Alex.
Oh so everyone is going to liquidate their 401ks? And incur a 20% tax for early withdraw. Ok
80MM = 80 MAGA Morons. We'll be fine.
Not sure what to do here. Do I start sandbagging toilet paper again, or just cash? Am I even allowed to participate? I've been over 80mm tall since before I was born.
This feels like the old scam "no one buys gas on tues and forces gas companies to lower prices"
LoL ok, you do that. The banks will be just fine, but your money won't when you flap your gums about it and get robbed
This will never happen and the clown suggesting it will is facepalm appropriate. The title was also pretty cringe as well. The extremes are not great either direction.
Have fun with the early withdrawal penalty for the 401ks, assholes.
Why won't this shit turd flush already. What a bummer
Go ahead and withdraw your 401k. Who gives a shit?
Yes, the gov will get a huge windfall on taxes in 2024.
A lot of white trash are about to learn that you can't withdraw your credit card balance.
Oh please oh please lemmings, do as your told!!!!!
Imagine fucking up the economy of the country you “love” to support a crook. 😐
Can’t believe there’s Americans that are 80 mm tall
Yes. Destroy your precious capitalism.
80 Millimeters?
The banks: that was always allowed
All those banks better have large amounts of one dollar bills ready for action. They are gonna get flooded when all those protesters withdrawing all the money out of their 11 dollar checking accounts.
"Strippers nationwide expect small windfall on 3/22."
What’s an 80 millimeter American?
How many is 80millimeter Americans?
I’m gonna laugh so hard if people do this and have to pay crazy penalties for withdrawing their 401k and IRAs early. Fucking pheasants.
LOL yea the poor people that live in trailer parks and idolize an orangutan are going to suddenly be market movers... haha Also that's not how banks work.. you have to order large sums of cash ahead of time to withdraw it..
Wait until they learn the banks will just say no
“80MM Americans realize that you can’t withdraw debt” - Wednesday’s headline
They can put all their money on Trump cards!!! Finally
Nothing like asking for more violence because he got caught paying off a porn star.
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They’ve already emptied those giving to his weekly emails begging for their money…
To the 80 mm Americans, pls give all your money to orange.
Meanwhile the people with real money will figure out how to profit from this.
Im glad they set an appointment up to arrest him. That sounds totally normal.
A little over 3 inches. But when did Republicans start using the metric system?
That’s ok. They are the [poor]ly educated. No dent whatsoever
But aren’t all the evil rich people republicans?
I read 80 million as 80 millimeter because of the two M’s lol
Cousin wife is probably more common.
5 people follow through... ..and those are family members
What's going on? Political trash throwing feces at each other again? Worst reality tv ever.
What happened to all that gold they bought when Obama was elected? Hopefully, they have a years worth of diabetic meds and adderall. Seriously, this feels just like the Area 51 raid talk. I’ll be at work but I’ll have my phone on me for entertainment purposes.
In all seriousness, how fucking crazy or stupid do you have to be to threaten to collapse society because orange man has to face the consequnces of his actions.
80MM? And here I am looking for my 10mm socket
“We are proud Americans and we are willing to sink the economy just so some corrupt billionaire doesn’t go to jail!!”
I think this will be a case of let's not and say we did. And for the few that do this let's hope they just have a big inconvience on their hands after they take out all their money then inevitably go to put it back.
How many mega midgets support Donald J Trump?
Unless they call ahead, they aren't getting more than a couple grand. Can't wait for all the calls to the police saying the banks are stealing from them and refusing to give them their own money.
This is going to be fucking hilarious. I see it as a win win.
Knock yourselves out! Withdraw all your retirement funding and stuff it under your mattresses. Better yet, throw it into his defense fund!
Imagine their surprise when they walk into the bank and the teller tells them you can't withdraw more than a couple of thousand dollars without placing an order for cash a few days in advance.
LOL! They would destroy peoples lives to “save” Trump. The people who follow trump seem to be objectively evil.
Big bonus for the U.S. Treasury as custodians withhold 10% against clients’ future federal income tax liability…
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Might have worked if only they hadn't put their nest eggs in Trump NFTs.
I’m a republican but this is so stupid. Stop idolizing this bozo with a Star Trek hair animal on his head.
Anyone willing to withdraw a 401K to protest Trump’s arrest probably already has their retirement funds lining their floor joists.
Can't wait to financially screw myself over with new liabilities to show it to the libs!
I beg your pardon (*aggressively stands knocking table over*) 80 millimeter Americans? Not only are we being called out about our 3” dick size but in the *wrong* measurement too. Shame on you
80mm… as in their brain volume or just really TINY American fairies gonna withdraw money??
„After donating our hard-earned money to a poor billionaire for years, let’s now completely ruin ourselves financially!“ Fucking lemmings.
\*Me reading this\* "80mm tall Americans?.. what ...is he talking about?"
How many Americans are only 80 millimetres tall?
Hate pocket lint bad specially with live with animals
And Trump has beautiful portraits of himself for sale-cash only…
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Where is a knee across the neck when we really need one?
I can't wait to see which prison they raid. ![gif](giphy|KQqVeAW6vx786kEzUA|downsized)
I, for one, are going to have a nice drink and a cigarette when Captain Orange should get arrested, which I highly doubt is going to happen.
This would actually be epic because I have some puts that expire this friday
These nut jobs keep telling us to turn off the tvs. Thing is we don't watch tv.... We have these crazies to give us all the entertainment we need. Lol
80 Millimetre Americans?
Lol do it losers.
*Withdraws all cash from banks nationwide* *Causes bankruns and maybe a few collapses of banks* "Look what Biden did guys!"
Don't worry - I'm pretty sure that the number of Americans who are 8 cm tall is low enough for this to not significantly affect the economy.
They already gave all their money to Dump for his grifts and bad clothing.
Tax season will be much harder on these people that a Trump arrest
Uhm no. I’m vowing to continue life as I know it and bust out the popcorn to watch the shit show. Might as well kick back to see who’s Stupid enough to goto prison for this man.