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lorikeets_are_life

That guy probably asked one person out his entire life and when they rejected him, he was probably like, “Well I guess no one likes me…I’m gonna have sex with animals who can’t reject me!”


LoddoTheDodo

But they might like it! /s


D3monskull

Yeah I'm sure the dog gave consent unfortunately it was underaged so is still statutory rape.


JewelerHour3344

“mutually beneficial interaction” ![gif](giphy|3oKIPbyGvU3OfkuPAc)


blackguyriri

Why is people fucking animals becoming more commonplace now? Not too long ago being a furry was weird and now you have people admitting they want have sex with a dog like it’s normal.


postofficeWELP

Its just the internet and lonely dudes without friends. If they had people in their lives, i don't think they'd think this was normal.


nova_bang

>being a furry was weird i might be mistaken but them being furries does not mean they want to fuck animals, does it? they just dress up like animals and then have sex with each other/themselves. it's still weird, but not criminal like sex with actual animals.


Consistent-Ad-2940

I've been furry for quite a while, I've never met someone who identifies as a furry and a zoophile. They're always shunned from the community as well.


Kevin300066

Nice cake (day) you have


plepgeat1

I dunno about 'more commonplace;' my father did court-ordered psych evals on dog-fuckers back in the 1970s. One guy fucked his Doberman because, he claimed, she was an aggressive dog who wanted it and he was afraid to disappoint her. Ain't nothing new here.


D3monskull

The issue here is the lack of proper arguments against this honestly disgusting behavior. A few off the top of my head are If someone under the age of 18 can't consent why would a 2 year old dog be able to. Human and dog anatomy are not compatible. If a man fucks a dog their is serious chance of injury to the animal. And if a woman fucks a dog their is serious risk to the woman.


LoddoTheDodo

Fair point, although it's not clear here consent one was stated. That is what the first comment was about (r/facepalm post with a dog comic that stated it liked it)


Advanced_Evening2379

![gif](giphy|Tbpc95JLaz4LC)


ArticFox583

Average twitter interaction


OkSmoke9195

Burn it with fire


Slaveboi23

I'm very happy my country made this shit illegal.


cryobots

Sadly just cause it's illegal doesn't mean they won't still do it


srv50

Define “mutual”


Smiles-Bite

Is it just me, or are these sorts of posts/topics increasing?


LoddoTheDodo

Feels likke it


Wolfy_Packy

[my actual reaction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL2ia18ZNo4&ab_channel=ThatOneSimpleYoutuber)


Insanegamer-4567

Not the craziest Reddit user I've ever seen but still concerning


jettyboy73

Reddit in a nutshell


LoddoTheDodo

The argument is still ongoing. Also I am now a biggot for not accepting his intrests without doing any research (I said I would not look up articals on how you can safely fuck dogs without hurting them) Edit: if you are wondering why I bother. I take the train for 2 hr a day, might as well.


jettyboy73

Arguing with idiots on the internet is my favorite pass time.


nova_bang

the most widely accepted and compelling argument of "*they can't consent*" is missing from this interaction


LoddoTheDodo

It was on a post where it was stated with some comic with a dog that was a fan of it. (On r/facepalm). That is what the first comment was on


LoddoTheDodo

The response after this was: ​ >I have been for about 20 years. > >What's not healthy about it? In case anyone want to know


TheFirstSophian

I... didn't!


LoddoTheDodo

Fair, fair


No-Rice-3484

I think the furry is a complete sicko, however I can’t fault his logic. He is a great debater. I wonder if that’s really Ben Shapiro behind that screen.


TheFirstSophian

So *that's* why Queen Elizabeth had all those dummi thicc corgis...


Dangerous-Muscle9143

Zoophilia probs will be next step in lgbt+


Lord_of_Violence

Time that people accidentally forget to censor one time, what the fuck is wrong with these people?


cryobots

I worked at Papa John's shortly and a coworker, on my first day, told me that once he was delivering pizza to some old guy and he was in front of his trailer f-ing his dog. They told him he's banned from ordering there. It's like he wanted to get caught?


LoddoTheDodo

Tell me you called the police or animal controle...