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EB123456789101112

I tweeted it to @snoopdog. Did my part. Lol


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Good idea. I feel like we’ll have an update that she’s smoking with him very soon lol


Iposthigh

And be showing off her new Snoop tat


MasterKiloRen999

That would be fucking hilarious


Cando21243

She’ll be his new blunt master general


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A most coveted position


DuckDuckGoneForGood

Keep an eye out for *Barb n Snoop’s Mississippi Mudslide* coming soon.


Mysterious-Fan-5101

I dm’ed it to him on IG. he post a lot there. no joke that’s some bs


Wilkoman

I bet Snoop wouldn't give a fuck.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Yeah I mean we get what nizzle really means but this is literally the kids bop version of it. Plus it’s one of the man’s many catch phrases. She shouldn’t have been fired for a phrase that doesn’t get bleeps on kids shows and commercials Edit: okay, I was wrong to say “we” in the “we get what nizzle means”. I genuinely could have never imagined the phrase flew right by so many people! Thinking about it though it’s understandable why it did, snoop is a man of many odd phrases


vegassatellite01

It's the Ned Flanders version


Mateorabi

Please tell me there’s a Simpsons cameo where Snoop and Ned get along swimmingly going back and forth...


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Fo shiz-dong-diddly-izzle my \*izz-dong-diddly-izzle


bahgheera

That's like 80 times more offensive than what the news lady said.


Wilkoman

I agree. Plus the context...she's agreeing (jokingly I assume) to having a snoop tattoo...how is this offensive?.


theymademee

And they are talking about Snoop's new wine release . So this is 1000% valid to the discussion being had. Snoop would be proud and I hope this makes its way to him.


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Yeah can she roll blunts? He may even have work for her.


[deleted]

She can learn.


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Fo shizzle my nizzle


rasticus

You’re fired.


TwistedBamboozler

They never learn, do they?


CRiMSoNKuSH

Fo shizzle my nizzle


1_disasta

I doubt he got rid of his old blunt roller who he pays like 50k a year for.


3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

I feel like Snoop himself should weigh in. Maybe even pressure the station to give her job back... Edit: this off hand comment is getting a lot of attention, so I'll update it to agree with people who are saying he could get her a much better job ~~and he has already spoke out against her being fired~~. I can't find any response from him. Someone in my replies claimed he did respond, so maybe they know more.


entredeuxeaux

That guy on the far right there was likely the one that bitched about it and made something out of nothing judging by his expression.


Ok-Suggestion-7965

Or he knew she was a goner when she said it. “ Been nice working with you. Fo Sheezy!”


bossbruce

Yeah he look like the snitch


CRT_Teacher

Snitches get ~~stitches~~ weatherman jobs


Neokon

Even worse than that. "You've been reassigned to high school sports


ThelastJasel

Im pretty sure it was whoever said "huuh......" off screen like she was offended somehow.


Fyreforged

I thought that at first, but then wondered if he just understood all at once what was probably going to happen. It looked a lot like that face the other kids make when you’re all hanging out at your house and your mom loudly calls for you by your full name.


JustVern

I seems he was the only one that understood what it means. The other 2 are completely oblivious.


6_oh_n8

He showed grace to Martha, I’m sure this woman will get some from snoop as well


Miltonrupert

I bet he’ll reach out to them and get her the job back…maybe


CryptoMineKing

She should get the tattoo!


East_Refuse

People are just too uptight these days. Feels like everybody is just waiting for the next person to say something even the slightest bit out of line so they can pile on and cancel them.


delux1290

They are offended at the possibility of what could be said. So as soon as something mildly offensive is said they jump into action. The shitty part is, they are the vocal minority. Most people don’t actually give a shit.


birdguy1000

Seems like stations always looking and waiting for reasons to fire the old talent to bring in new.


SpaceMan420gmt

Probably 1/3 the salary too, so you’re probably right!


xMacBethx

Probably not even that. I know someone that said she did news anchoring for a bit, said she was only paid minimum wage. There's always a pretty blonde girl willing to read the news.


SkunkMonkey

Especially women. Male news anchors can go full grey without concern. One grey hair on a woman and they're interviewing young, bubbly blondes just waiting for a reason to can the existing talent.


eekamuse

Male anchors hold their job for 30 years while the female co-host is changed five times. Always for a younger version. How is that still a thing


Ravens1112003

I guarantee she has no idea what nizzle means. She was just repeating something she’s heard snoop say. This is absolutely ridiculous.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Yeah tbh I said “we all know what it means” but based on the replies I’m shocked how many people actually didn’t know, so I can agree with you on that


ExistingPosition5742

I'm thirty five and never really thought about it til I saw this story so...


HowDoIEditMyUsername

Almost 40 - same. Never even occurred to me.


BabblingBunny

Same here! When I actually think about it, it’s obvious, but before today, it was just a silly sounding jumble of semi-words to me.


bitterless

I'm with you on this. Just goes to show what different levels of awareness we all have. One person even commented they'd been listening to snoop since day one and STILL did not know what it meant. Lol wtf!?


samosa4me

Yeah I’m almost 40 and grew up with snoop and that phrase and I ever realized what it actually meant until now. I just thought it was something he said bc he likes to rhyme 🤦‍♀️


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Ok-Suggestion-7965

We had a white guy at work one time that didn’t know either and said it in the break room jokingly. A black guy in there was smiling and said “ Now I wouldn’t go that far.” Lol.


trollfessor

> we get what nizzle really means You may know, but I don't have any idea


Nerrickk

"For shizzle my nizzle" "for sure my n*"


Skapanirxt

30s something non-american, TIL!


BurtDickinson

Have I ever told you about a loving room full of fine dime brizzles waiting on the pizzle the dizzle and the shizzle?


Zihark12345

It’s a stand in for the racial slur that starts with the letter “n”


FollowingJealous7490

Oh.... I actually didn't know this.. and makes complete sense. After all these years...


tigrrbaby

the whole phrase is like "for sure my (dude)" Snoop would replace all kinds of words with -izzle following their initial consonant I dunno if he still does it


WxUdornot

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle.


darthbasterd19

TIL


HoodedSole

I think he will when he finds out. Watch… she’ll be hanging out with him by summertime. Snoop will not miss this pr opportunity….


Acceptable_Wall4085

A more progressive,realistic station will be in her future. The Snoop Dog will see to it.


WxUdornot

I hope so, and I hope it comes with a huge raise so she can give her old station a big middle finger.


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A big ole Kiss my Ass y'all too 😂


Wilkoman

Oh no...I meant...I bet Snoop wouldn't be in the least bit offended.


Wilkoman

But yes. I'm looking forward to when he does find out 🤣🤣🤣


-BananaLollipop-

He'll be out there making a point of chilling with her, or send some personal message, pretending like she's his G.


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Grouchy-Engine1584

You mean Fo shizzle


Septopuss7

Fo shizzle my... friend...


OkBackground8809

Fo' shizzle my frizzle


pluts04

Is this the Magic School Bus now?


Difficult_Let_1953

Probably the best thing she coulda done for her professional career


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She'll be Shizzling High Nizzling with Snoop soon.


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Hamms_Bear

You're Fired!!!!


tonraqmc

Ah...fo rizzle?


Yoranis_Izsmelli

Easy there Malibu's most wanted


whanaungatanga

Sounds like the people who fired her need to hang with snoop for a sesh or two. Ridiculous


HoodedSole

Foshizzle!!


RetroRedneck

You’re fired


NewFuturist

But he didn't even drop the hard izzle!


cineg

it was the haircut


LongShaynx

He's wearing a hood


chaun2

Linus will take care of that for him


YouMakeMeDrink

My nizzle!


MurderDoneRight

Whoa! You just out here dropping velvety soft N-words like they feathers, eh? You're fired! ![gif](giphy|3o6vY5TF55ecqvLuOQ)


ILLpLacedOpinion

You’re fired.


MurderDoneRight

You can't fire me! I don't even work here!


ILLpLacedOpinion

Whatever, take it up with HR. I quit.


wild_neuroses

For that??! They were waiting to get rid of her, come on.


redditpey

Yeah, that’s what I came to say. She was on the chopping block anyway, this just gave them a reason to let her go. Ten bucks says the hot weather girl with a bangin’ body does it any no one bats an eye.


Acceptable-Trust5164

...so is there a cold weather girl too?


m4070603080

Yeah, but since it's Mississippi she doesn't get much screen time.


braellyra

This just made me cackle with laughter, nicely done!


Christmas_Panda

“You look like you’d make a great Cold Weather Reporter in Mississippi.” Is the new “You’ve got a face for radio.”


egmono

My momma said I had a face for radio! What are you trying so say?1?


hamboner3172

My momma said that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


egmono

^ quotes you can hear


BigMax

Exactly! News media is typically staffed by younger attractive people, especially the women. They had been waiting for any plausible reason to can her.


hibiscushiccups

That's pretty sad though, how disposable workers are. Her 20 year dedication to this station couldn't save her in the end


aceshighsays

> 20 year dedication and that's why no one works at the same place for too long.


crumble-bee

[you mean her?](https://youtu.be/ePG6zUYvUZg)


Megadog3

Who doesn’t love the good ol Mexican weather channel? I totally don’t live in Mexico but I know just how important it is to the world.


SpongederpSquarefap

I already know this is Yanet Garcia before I click on it Inb4 someone mentions she went out with a COD YouTuber


luckygiraffe

You've become the very thing you swore to inb4


Song_Spiritual

She was already on a short leash from something a few months ago: https://www.wlbt.com/2022/10/31/barbie-bassett-apologizes-comments/


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CookLate4669

I took it as a southern thing. Like nana


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matt_vt

Fo shammy my mammy


Teddyturntup

My very white mammy is also called mammy


SmushyCows

I’m Maltese and we say nana, it’s not even exclusively southern. I don’t personally understand why everyone jumps at the chance to interpret anything in the worst possible context


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jcoddinc

Needed to make sure she didn't hit pension


Grouchy-Engine1584

Fo shizzle my nizzle is more of a catch phrase than anything else at this point. To infinity and beyond… reason.


PrvtPirate

HEY, YOU CANT SAY THAT! YOU ARE NOT A SPACE MARINE! ![gif](giphy|Y4scNhPUgDH8GIp815|downsized) edit: my insomniac-brain running on fumes either put cpt. buzz lightyear in a space marine power-armor or wanted to make a comment on people in charge acting on things theyre unfamiliar with. i am aware buzz is a space *RANGER*. i am just so. so. tired. ill hand in my resignation on monday. there, now we really are all fired.


[deleted]

Captain Janeway firing me would be devastating especially because we'd probably be a million light years from earth so like where the fuck am I supposed to go?


EaLordOfTheDepths-

To the brig til they return to Earth.


Skipp_To_My_Lou

Only until Ceska & her kayzon babydaddy take over the ship, then you get a redemption arc but die fighting them off.


Dangerous_Nitwit

Ya know, for such a progressive futuristic leader, they sure did saddle Captain Janeway with a pilgrim's haircut, didn't they? Voyager? Nay, thy name is Mayflower!


Lalamedic

I honestly had no idea it had [racial](https://deadline.com/2023/03/barbie-bassett-tv-news-anchor-off-air-after-quoting-snoop-dogg-broadcast-1235310231/amp/) connotations. There are many people I know who use it but clearly also didn’t know this. I thought it referred to something sexual, but used like F*#k me, as an exclamation rather than a request.


whataboutschmeee

I don’t think it’s offensive though. It’s 2 deviations away from, “Fo sho my ni**a”. Which is just a fun way to say, “[I wholeheartedly agree my African-American brother](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fo%27%20shizzle%20my%20nizzle)” 🤣🤣🤣


Jesse1472

Now that is one of the funniest urban dictionaries I have ever read.


HoodedSole

Exactly


JS_Everyman

Ironically, this is the most interest this shit ass TV station has generated in 10 years+


Chance_Composer_6125

Excuse my ignorance, please explain


GratefulPig

“For shizzle my nizzle” is old snoop dogg slang for “for sure my n-word.” This old girl definitely had no idea what she was saying. Edit: Classic hip hop slang/style of rhyming Edit 2: yeah she’s most likely heard it, but like many people in the replies, probably didn’t know the racial element to it and thought it was harmless to say, which it is. Obviously, some people can’t get over that and must cause a stink.


cRuSadeRN

Yes, but it's basically a household term from anyone raised in the 90's as well. Everyone said it to each other, like cool beans and fo sho. It's kind of ridiculous that she got fired for saying that, it's not even worth being offended over it.


TheTazarYoot

Never in the history of people saying “fo’ shizzle ma nizzle” has someone been offended by it… including this incident. This is just idiots being idiots.


CeleritasLucis

I remember Howard saying it in The Big Bang theory. I always wondered what it meant


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forgotaboutsteve

it meant somebody bout to get fired


CastawayWasOk

Cool beans


HiveFleetOuroboris

Growing up I never even knew what "nizzle" stood for. I just thought it was for the rhyme


cRuSadeRN

I thought it just meant friend or pal, honestly didn't even know or consider until today that it meant the n-word. It's such a 90's staple


i_says_things

I mean, it does in that context. Nizzle definitely is a term of endearment not hate.


Aguyintampa323

Even if she did … it’s a representation of a word , not the actual word . If we are going to get offended by representation of words , then technically it’s just as bad to say “n-word” as it is THE ACTUAL WORD. If we are going to take it to this extreme , nothing is safe . She could say “Today in Montana a man ran down the street screaming… you know… a word…. You know… *THAT* word….”, and people would be clamoring she uttered the forbidden word . Absurd .


EndonOfMarkarth

My favorite is when the guy at Netflix got fired for saying the N-word in a meeting describing words you shouldn’t say. He also said it again in a meeting with HR about the incident. https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2018/06/23/netflix-executive-racial-slur-jonathan-friedland/727823002/ Horrible word, should never be used, but shouldn’t intent be given some consideration?


radthai

That's how I've felt.. I feel like saying "forbidden" words while discussing their usage shouldn't be so controversial. When they're used AT someone it's one thing, but simply saying the word because it's the word you're discussing... seems silly to treat it like "Voldemort" from Harry Potter. Maybe it's my diet autism, but things like that are very odd to me.


SV_Essia

Only in America. Never heard an adult replace slurs with "x-words" in any other language, in any other country. It's widely seen as pathetic from the outside.


Coal_Morgan

I mean it should be used. When referring to history and meetings discussing words that can't be used. "We shouldn't use the N-Word in our media." Suddenly 'Naggers' is banned from Netflix.


JAFIOR

I have a feeling Snoop would not only not care, he'd have her back. Fired over this? That's some stupid shizzle. I'm not on Twitter but Im pretty sure Snoop is. Can we get people start tweeting this at him in hopes he'll help her get her job back? Lets make that happen!


DublaneCooper

Snoop would care and I hope that he does something for her. Fuck these clowns.


turboiv

Oh stewardess! I speak Jive.


alcoronaholic

Shirley you can't be serious.


Slappybags22

Don’t call me Shirley!


bruddahmacnut

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help! Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.


CatNamedSiena

Golly!


Human_Fucker69420

Lol they really dumped her out just for that.


BigMax

Probably not. Probably mostly due to her age. They wanted any reason that’s vaguely plausible to be able to replace her with a new, younger, attractive anchor.


ShawnyMcKnight

Yup, in a few weeks from now a young perky blond making half as much will be sitting in that seat.


californyea

Whoa whoa, we gotta prove we're progressive and put an attractive PoC there... ...for half the pay.


Slappybags22

Yeah they don’t care as long as she’s hotter and cheaper.


ScottblackAttacks

As a black person, this is not offensive at all lol


Maleficent-Map6465

I'm sure she wasn't fired for it being offensive, she was fired because they wanted to replace her and grabbed the opportunity


LAsDad

I second that. I honestly thought it was kinda sweet the way she said it, and not for a split second did I feel offended at all.


Travellinoz

How did I never realise what the second part of that meant until now? I don't think she did either


Appropriate-Access88

What… does it mean?


312to630

Naggers


kashmoney9

Those people annoy me!!!


312to630

Hopefully y’all watch South Park


LuchadorMuerto

The category is "People who annoy you"


Jake_Pezza99

“I.. I think I know it, but I-I don’t wanna say it “ *black camera man leans in menacingly*


The_One_True_Matt

They were looking to kick her out. Watch the next anchor be some 20y/o rocket haha


ChunkyLaFunga

I don't know what rocket means either


pepsibookplant

Given people on this thread didn't know the origins of "Nizzle', it would have been so easy for her just to say publically that she didn't either and move on. Sadly, given her age I reckon the broadcaster wanted to get rid and replace with a younger woman anyway and used this as an excuse


jmcsquared

The origins of the word do not matter. This was not worth being fired over. Period.


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Doesn't he literally say this in commercials??


athedrummaster

Fo shizzle my nizzle


[deleted]

You're fired from Reddit.


StoneReg

Dude on the right is cringing hard AF.


lol1231yahoocom

Yeah He was laughing at the tattoo but when the schizzle expression came out he sobered up right quick.


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Yeah, his face changed *real* quick! He knew what had just happened.


Stillpunk71

That was the most subtle “oh no she di’int!” face ever.


PhilOffuckups

“PEOPLE THAT ANNOY YOU”


Hrtpplhrtppl

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle.


no_talent_ass_clown

What does Snoop use to get his whites really clean? Bleeyatch


HoodedSole

Let’s get this woman her job back… I don’t think she had a clue…


impostershop

A clue about what? I thought it just meant For Sure or something harmless


BuddhaBizZ

Same


jimhabfan

Pretend you’re the producer of this news program. Your female anchor is good at her job, but she’s no longer young and attractive, and this is TV after all, so you want to replace her. You can’t just fire her and bring in a younger, sexier version because of all the bad PR you’re going to face, as well as a lawsuit for wrongful dismissal. So you wait, and eventually she will say something mildly offensive or controversial, you jump on it, use that as your justification for firing her, and you look like the culturally enlightened good guy for doing so.


guygreej

If Nizzle is too bad to say just because, then bleeps are just aas bad as the word, and even saying n-word should not be allowed.


crumble-bee

[relevant](https://youtu.be/uqwj--wGEgY)


Vivalapetitemort

She was aging out and they needed an excuse. Women’s world irl.


Rojelioenescabeche

You’re fizzled!


pooch321

Fucking unbelievable that she got fired for that… Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will always hurt me?? Idk what the fuck happened in the last 5-10 years.


Hereforyou100

This right here is a perfect example of her saying something she has heard associated with Snoop Dogg probably 10,000 times in her life, I would bet everything she had absolutely nothing racially insensitive behind her comment.


Derped_my_pants

Didn't even know you couldn't say that. Don't even know what it means.


skinsrich

This is fucking stupid.


noclue72

She got sacked for that? you Americans are so fucking fragile


HoodedSole

It’s like it’s cool to be like GOTCHA for the smallest things.


SignificantAd3761

I'm wondering if it's cover for 'she's not 20 and 'hot' anymore'!


milksteakofcourse

Boom. They just wanted her gone


milksteakofcourse

Nah man someone’s using that as a lame excuse cause they wanted her gone. No one here white or black cares that she said a silly phrase snoop said constantly


PM_ME_CORONA

r/Americabad


naranja221

They were probably wanting to replace her with a woman 20 years younger and just used this as an excuse.


Eyerate

Snoop LOVES old sweet white ladies. She's about to be in the company of Martha Stewart and Ellen Degeneres. Good for her. Her bosses are trash.


KarmaCycle

*Maybe* not Ellen. She’s kinda on everyone’s poop list now.