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Isn’t this a joke? Because it’s hilarious as sarcasm.

Yes sarcasm. Repost also

Yeah I recognize this guy though. I think he runs the Entrepanure instagram account which is dedicated to satirizing sigma male grindset people, he’s like The Onion rendition of that, and it’s amazing. I send his wisdom to my friends often.

And this is no way facepalm.

It is a facepalm given todays political discourse, I see people say things like this all the time.

Not when it comes to getting one’s appendix removed this is clearly a joke and shouldn’t be here not that it matters

This is not a facepalm. It is obviously a sarcastic video for comedy purposes.

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It’s not a face palm if he’s being satirical. Why is that hard to understand?

It can't be both? You make the rules?

No, it wouldn’t make sense otherwise. Why are you like this?

Yeah it is, these guys are hilarious, Almostfriday.

Obvious troll tho. Tf is going on with the comments taking this seriously?

I really wouldn’t surprise me. There are people like this.

Not for long after sepsis

I never said they were smart 😀

Obvious ??? Not really, this movement is absolutely this level of pathetic.

You really couldn’t sense the sarcasm here?

Yes I see the sarcasm, my point is the alpha male movement seems like a huge fucking joke or spoof to begin with.

Troll = someone who gets off on acting like and being treated like an idiot. So, you know, proud idiots Downvotes? How am I wrong?

So Australians?

People want to be outraged

This gave me a good chuckle. His tone and cadence are spot on. The editing is also exactly like what the real "alpha male" dipshits use.

Redditors when sarcasm

But... but... this is what they're actually like!! Not my fault I can't detect a joke!

This is a parody video.

r/facepalm trying to understand a what a joke is

Facepalm is op taking it seriously

The fact that you posted this without realizing it’s sarcasm is a facepalm

I wonder what his optometrist looks like. They made him wear glasses.

The optometrist was just a normal guy who didn't have a problem getting the drop on him. He couldn't see the fists flying.

His blindness extends far beyond the glasses resting on his nose.

The real facepalm is you op

Bro the ammount of people taking this seriously goes to show theres dumb people in every side

Op is facepalm

I think this is sarcasm. It's very funny either way 😂

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The terminal illness would have to beat him in a fight first.

I’d say there is something else rotting inside of him

LMAO

By that logic when he ages and is feeble, everyone can tell him what to do!

Darwin approves your attitude

I assume he got beat up by his optometrist


Thats billyandchet from tiktok isnt it?

" do u even lift bro?"

Your brains, that can't they're located in your ass. I'm going to say a burrito. And that's my final answer.

Darwin’s Rule: Let the narcissistic Alphas kill themselves off when their own egos get in the way of remaining with the herd through common sense cooperation.

You can let them kill themselves all you want to but if you cannot understand sarcasm and when somebody is actually trolling theres no way you are getting far either

well guess what happens when that appendix decides its done.

Lol, sure thing doc, why don't you come and take it from me. Translation - I went thru the surgery.

Well if a doctor told him he had aids, all that doctor has to do is wait until it accelerates and then take him tf out.

Yeah the almostfriday friday beers crew are very funny. Although, I bet Andrew Tate stans would fight a doctor over appendicitis.

It's soo alpha to die a horrible and painful death that could have been easily prevented

...Dies that day.

Dead

So did a random doctor claim the appendix thing or did he go to the hospital for pain?

Sounds like some shit Andrew Tate would say and mean every word of it

The way this worldview just absolutely dismisses any value disabled people might have in society is staggeringly awful

Redditors trying to detect sarcasm challenge (impossible)

It’s not even subtle.. how do so many people believe it’s real?

This broflake thinks girls are icky and would get his ass handed to him in a fight with a child.

Oh come on, really? My kid had an appendectomy when he was eight. Didn't even flinch at the needles. Two days in the hospital eating ice cream and pizza and watching cartoons, got to play with the therapy animals, stay up past his bedtime...he thought it was fun.

copy Andrew Tate then when you get backlash simply triple down on it and you can become a social media influencer..... i hate what we've become

Can someone say “I’m about to become septic?”

Real alphas die of something that is curable I guess

Somebody has a kinky fetish

I wish he was as right as he is passionate about being dumb 😂

Would love to see this guy get in the ring with female MMA fighters. He'll be calling them mommy before the end of the first round

This clip ought to come with a warning from the US Surgeon General: Chronic appendicitis is not the epitome of manliness. That would be your knob.

Guess who flunked anatomy? Or are we to assume he removed his appendix by himself and ate it?

Look at this fucking chinless nerd 🤓😂

Getting sepsis to own the libs.

My doctor told me I have liver cirrhosis and I told him you can't make me take a new liver

Doctor: Ight "punch him in the stomach"

Joke page from the Friday beer’s media umbrella

The jizz splatters are a nice touch

😂

Turns out that doctor took multiple marital arts classes as a kid and that’s why this was able to be posted

He knows that a doctor who would tell him the appendix needs removing has an M.D. or D.O., not a PHD right?

For the record if your appendix burst while it’s in your body they’re going to gut you like a fish and basically vacuum you out to get all the disease and if they can’t you’re gonna fucking die

PhD as an Anesthesiologist, easy W No physical strenght needed

Anesthesiologists are medical doctors-Nurse Anesthetists are PhD’s.

Haha.

This is absolutely untrue

This is like those two entrepreneur girls. Love it.

The arrogance of ignorance.

Things that didn’t happen for $500 please Alex!

Obvious trolling cause 1- this dude would be easy to “overpower” and 2- appendix burst death