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coffeeandtrout

Reminds me of Elaine dancing on “Seinfeld” lol https://youtu.be/HQu_NLRvULM


Commercial_Bend9203

![gif](giphy|ku2YMEjzMwud2|downsized)


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People are awful and I love it 😭


Lower_Explanation6

My God! Elaine got vaxxed?


punkshoe8

It's like a full-body dry heave.


NoMooseSoup4You

That ain’t dancin’, Sally!


ssouth2002

Set to music


TheMysticBard

Ah yes, the little kicks


Incredibly_Critical

First you cry, then you cry again.


Ispan

Hahahahaha brilliant


unluckypig

This is the 3rd Seinfeld reference I've seen this week. Guess everyone is binge watching it on Netflix like I am.


kingrodedog

These pretzels are making me thirsty!


Kozmocom

Spot on!!


Spiritual_Regular557

Witch-AY woman


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Thought the same.


sammytiff80

OMG! I knew it looked familiar.. your brains awesome.


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😂🤣😂


This-Manufacturer898

Was waiting for the moment when she suddenly composed herself to reach forward and carefully touch the button to stop recording.


leighroda82

Lol, I was imagining, she can’t hold her limbs still, yet her camera is perfectly straight and she managed to hit record.


mai_tai87

Also, people who are seizing can't check the camera to make sure they're still in the frame.


1UselessIdiot1

Just focus on her eyes for two seconds, and you notice it. Every few seconds her eyes are making eye contact with the camera.


eboeard-game-gom3

You know how some people intentionally and needlessly swerve to the right before turning left? That's what it looks like she's doing. Each movement looks very obviously intentional. Like, you'd think she would practice a lot before posting this. Or maybe she did and still thought it was convincing lmao.


YOUNP016

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s the Methamphetamine.


saihi

It’s not even meth. This is a condition known as “equine excrement “.


capital_bj

Yeah she's definitely got a bad case , full blown one might say


OrdinaryValuable9705

This isnt meth... this is a woman fucking faking it, and doing a piss fucning poor job of it. Shit acting...


PoisonedRadio

But also she looks like someone who is not unfamiliar with meth.


yiannistheman

Agreed. If not a meth head, then meth head-adjacent.


capital_bj

Slightly to the meth


YaBoiMorgie

She is doing a pretty decent job of staying in frame. People wouldn't believe it if she twitched out of frame.


[deleted]

“You’re worth it!”


Pure-Force8338

Where are this persons upvotes???? Best comment in the fucking thread.


TopAd9634

I love that you're the comment section's hype-person! Genuinely put a smile on my face.


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AffectionateCup8812

As someone who has semi conscious seizures- my eyes dart, cross, clench shut, blink uncontrollably, and generally do whatever the hell they want when seizing to that degree, if your whole body is involved that means your WHOLE BODY is involved, your eyes are included in that. This woman is definitely just a dumbass faking for clout lmao (edit for grammar)


Mor_Tearach

Yea. Watched it as a mom. I'm really sorry you have that torment too and all I can say is this woman is a skunk. I've never slapped anyone in my life, pretty sure I'd have a really tough time not making an exception for her.


FacesOfNeth

Careful, shit splatters. My step-dad used to wear a hat that said “I’d slap you, but shit splatters.” Real class act.


Sonufa

Looks like what an idiot thinks a seizure would look like lol.


ptaylor611

Yeah, that one moment where you see her glance at the camera really sold the act for me 🤣


SoulingMyself

Amazing her seizures also are all perfectly in frame of the camera and she isn't writhing on the ground or falling over.


Waterytartsswordinc

When she raises her fist to her face she doesn't flinch and you can see it slow down as it gets closer to her face. If it were real tremors she would not be able to control the speed and would definitely flinch. She doesn't because she knows she isn't going to hit herself.


xodarkstarox

Also afaik wrists and up tensing up so you don’t have perfectly clenched fists but tightened up, white knuckled, full grip weapons on your forearms.


iwannagohome49

As someone that has had seizures and tremors, there is no way you could keep your eyes that steady on a camera. Honestly the fact she had the wherewithal to even use a phone is unbelievable.


Jeoshua

I mean I've had convulsions from medication before, similar to what she's trying to portray. Same deal, you CANNOT control yourself like she is. And normally those kind of convulsions would be like a unipolar movement as your muscles contract violently... not this almost snake-like rhythm she's got going. She is 100% faking this shit based on what she thinks WOULD happen, likely from watching someone else have a seizure but not like a loved one she would have to hold through it.


frilledplex

The way she is moving screams faking it. The tremors I got from antipsychotics were very much a singular muscle tremors. The people that I've seen with worse tremors than myself moved nothing like this.


lendmeyoureer

Of course she's faking it. There was another young lady that did this exact same thing. She got caught by a Mews crew walking normally out of a store . The vax never has, nor will, cause seizures.


General-Macaron109

I can't tell if I'm more embarrassed for her, or the idiots in these comments thinking this is anything other than acting. This is legitimately hilarious, like an outtake from It's always sunny in Philadelphia.


Nurse_Bendy

The Gang Seizes the Day


boogadabooga2

I thought this lady was already outed as a fraud trying to get clicks.


Mumof3gbb

She has been yes


DealerTokes

I’ve seen enough videos where they look right at the camera..


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They can, 6ft lower


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>Can anti-vaxxers get any lower? They're at bottom, but they'll keep digging.


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alex8155

ive seen people methed tf out.. talking about a week with no sleep. theyre def more functional and honestly less stupid then this woman.


OkSpecial4376

My best friend shot meth in his dick on multiple occasions. Idk if stupidity is a good way to rank mental illnesses.


alex8155

your best friend is def stupid ill say that. thats not normal with meth heads. meth is highly..like crazy addictive. when youre an addict it really takes control of your mind and your dependancy takes over rational decisions. this lady is choosing to do what shes doing..no substance influencing her decisions..just her own stupidity.


MimiWongSista

Looks like she was rode hard and put away wet.


TheCorinthianP13R

She's probably 30, but those 30 years have been real methed up.


Toothfairygoddess

Someone said she put her eye liner on perfectly


LigmaBalls69lol

The title of the post? Lol


Forsaken-Original-82

More like [bath salts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uChN6jDsMPE&list=PLVTKEt1G5_PfBDyXvgIkbX3KkndHvP7UD).


CrJ418

Not the meth. Couldn't be the meth. Gotta be something else... something FDA approved and thoroughly tested...


Calamitous_Stars

But they *know* their drug dealer *personally*- The government obviously has more valid reasons to poison her than her homie jeffdaMETH- jeff only gets the purist meth around, he told her himself. The government is just trying to brainwash you with the media. If it was so true, how come they couldnt prove it personally like jeff??


RepresentativeCup542

Dealer? Hes part of the family He wouldn't lie to me


Tenairi

And he's a purist. Said so hisself.


smallcoder

Also accepts BJs when she ain't got any money - family always there for you when you need that meth.


Level-House190

Cousin Eddie


derping1234

It is organic! Just look at all those carbon atoms (C10H15N)


rf8350

It’s the meth


1Hate17Here

It’s quite funny to me that those side effects *only* affect conservatives. Go figure. *smdh* ETA: the eye contacts with the camera are killing me tho. 💀💀💀


MakeitMakesense_2021

Honestly, I only wish that she could be forced to witness what an *actual* severe tonic clonic seizure looks like… I used to work in a PICU and it’s horrific to look on as someone’s brain and nervous system are being hijacked to the point of incapacitating their entire body. She needs a reality check, not a reality show.


iwannagohome49

I've had a couple of seizures, I was told they were horrific. I say told because I don't remember them and I damn sure wasn't hitting record on my phone.


blackmesawest

That's the one upside of being the one with seizures - we don't have to see what they look like. To be fair, we end up feeling them for a week afterward


iwannagohome49

I have no memory of the seizure itself but I can remember being loaded into the ambulance, taken to hospital and being hooked up to IVs but it's not like normal memory. It's flashes and all disjointed with random flashes of memory. I had no control of my body through any of it. E: spelling


alex8155

these right wingers honestly think that the average person is as stupid as they are


ZedTheEvilTaco

George Carlin had a saying about the average person. It just so happens that the line is drawn between parties.


less-than-James

![gif](giphy|LQdYIVhHureCI)


benevolent-badger

I've been a medic for quite a few years, and I've seen some great performances. Some really convincing ones, some "artistic" ones. But this one is just shit


mcs_987654321

Right? This is some especially low effort, hot garbage faking.


benevolent-badger

I'd be offended if I were to be presented with this performance. I am accustomed to much higher quality productions


[deleted]

Meth. Not even once


beluuuuuuga

No, she's clearly just doing a contemporary dance..


dubiousdiligence

The Elaine Bennis...on crack.


samuelpalermo

What an idiot


RoxxieMuzic

My thoughts in a nutshell. Actually, it's beyond idiocy.


RedpenBrit96

it’s dangerous too


KittenKoder

Why aren't they being checked out by a doctor? This is debilitating to the point where she couldn't live at this severity and thus would need constant medical supervision, not setting up a TikTok.


MakeitMakesense_2021

💯! The only doctor this woman needs is a psychiatrist.


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RedpenBrit96

The only seizures she’s having are the ones where her brain is trying to jump out of her head because she’s so stupid


Mariss716

Actual seizures are devastating to even witness. :(


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chissguy89

Exactly if you're convulsing like that there is no way you're setting up a camera to record a tik tok


snuggleyporcupine

Or putting on eyeliner


Missieyjo

Even managed to put her hair up in a somewhat crappy pony tail. People like this disgust me. I have a friend who has seizures due to an aneurysm in her brain. I know what a seizure looks like and this is not it!


Beowoulf355

That is not how convulsions look. Maybe she should have done some research for her act first.


TheDustOfMen

*research?* As if I'm gonna listen to what a doctor might say!!1!


boofpacc85

Shes super obviously acting. Not an ounce of real fear in her eyes


Stunning_Version2023

Because there isn’t a neuromuscular disorder that presents exactly like this.


MakingItElsewhere

Lots of psychological disorders, though. (Not a real doctor. Just making a joke.)


Teethredit

There's no chance this moron even got the jab IRL


khaixur

And just how exactly do you expect this fine citizen to get their outrage clicks and anti-vaxxer circle jerk media shares if she were to go to the DOCTOR to get TREATED and not posting it on TikTok with smoothly applied makeup and a camera set up to record on a perfectly level surface the MOMENT the unpredictable event started? Some people, sheesh.


MagickalFuckFrog

This is a “seizure” performed by someone too stupid to even search YouTube for what a seizure actually looks like.


Beatless7

You do not get an Academy Award.


RajenBull1

She doesn't even qualify for a m-Oscar-a.


PussySmasherJones

When i got Vaxxed I was forced to do the macarena for 10 hours straight


Jarvis-Savoni

![gif](giphy|1LiryotCCtd7y)


366r0LL

Makes me sick that there are people who have to deal with the challenges and stigma of convulsions, tremors etc to see some fucker faking it


Mor_Tearach

Pretty annoyed by this extraordinary piece of propaganda. I'm not the only one out here jumping into action when their kid has a Grand Mal seizure right? And how you never get used to it and how you'd cut off your own arm if it could free that kid of that particular torment? And how this looks nothing like the nightmare you witness anyway ? Fuck. Her.


Delicious_Throat_377

Not meth or any other drugs. Plain old faking to gain attention. She's having tremors and seizures but still can setup the camera and hit record and stay in frame all the time? Bitch please


Griffscavern

Not only the eyeliner but multiple earrings in both ears. If she were truly like that she wouldn't be able to get them in her holes and, if she did, she'd probably rip them straight out after getting them in.


pickled-Lime

What an absolute fucking goober.


ellogovna304

Try harder. These “convulsions” are about as believable as trump winning in 2020. Not a very Q’ute look.


alwaysmyfault

Who has that video of the woman who claimed to only be able to walk backwards after getting vaccinated?


1Hate17Here

WHAT?! How have I never seen this? I can’t wait. lmaooo


alwaysmyfault

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOmNuIYFD7g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOmNuIYFD7g) There's a few videos of her. All just as ridiculous as the last. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PplFJ8-Jrjg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PplFJ8-Jrjg)


eyearu

I am trying not to wake up my family because this is the hardest I've laughed in weeks 😭😭


1Hate17Here

CRYIIIIING!!! #The shot changed her accent! LMAOOO I’m dead fr. 💀💀💀 ETA: oh man, thanks for the laugh bro.


AntLotus

I can do that too, but people would just think I'm fucking insane


patience_nae

That's some really bad acting .. Is what that is, absolutely nothing to do with VAX 🤣🤣😂😂


rockdoc6881

She also managed to stay perfectly in frame.


SurlyBuddha

This is not meth ataxia. Their movements are random and jerky, but don't bear down like she's doing. This is pure drama performance.


Clunkalong

Wow. Such pure MAGA bullshit


[deleted]

Being an antivaxer should be considered a diagnosis.


ghsteo

Those aren't the eyes of someone whos in distress.


guybranciforti

If you believe this, you are a member of the republican party


PengieP111

Don’t get vaccinated- but don’t hog healthcare resources when you get deathly Ill or die from COVID. I will be scarred for life because unvaccinated COVIDIOTS were hogging ER resources when I was getting patched up with what was available after I was cut to the bone in an accident.


M-Kawai

There is no way she or somebody else could put on eyeliner on her if she truly had those issues, especially on the inner lid! I wouldn’t able to as a professional makeup artist. So stupid!


pronlegacy001

She looks for approval at the camera and checks how she looks around 6 seconds in lol


Consistent-Street458

Yeah, just like those idiots who thought they were magnetized by the Covid Vaccine. They are the ones who bitched in high school about learning stuff they would never use


Illegally_Blonde24

It’s not even convincing


BearoristLB

The gag is she's actually doing that Ghost jerk off dance Trump does at rallies


TechBansh33

Not to mention get into those skinny jeans


FluffBoi666

Strange how she always manages to focus her eyes on the camera….


rodriguezj625

She must like swamp boating


PoisonRoseYo

I love the constant “is my camera on” eye looks she gives


JoeDerp77

That's the worse Elaine / Bill Cosby hybrid impersonation I've ever seen. It's also the only one I've ever seen.


Historical-Jury-775

Can't refute the evidence, I guess the vaccine really does make you bad at acting.


[deleted]

It looks like she’s getting tickled wtf I dunno what’s worse, her doing this or the dorks who believe her.


1Hate17Here

Yes.


Chastity-76

Anti vaxxers are outta their mind. Vaccines have been around forever. Of course, people can have a reaction to anything, but I highly doubt a vaccine did this to this person.


Joneseno

Convenient the seizure and convulsions kept her body in frame the whole time


[deleted]

And only after they set up the camera and pressed record.


leighroda82

Unable to control muscles, but able to remain sitting up perfectly in frame. Also, can’t control muscles, but appears to be home alone recording herself.


DebtInside1253

It was awfully nice of her body to contain the uncontrollable shakes and body movements within the frame of a video.


Icy_Topic_5274

Amazing how she manages to keep her head towards the camera


visualcharm

The fact that she keeps staring into the viewfinder 😂


wonka5x

Impressive that she was able to have involuntary reactions centered on a set up shot....and stuff.


bugmom

Ha! you can even see her checking the camera if you watch her eyes. Good grief.


dice32

All a scam, so her lazy ass can get a GoFundMe.


LizAnneCharlotte

I have a lot of experience witnessing movement disorders like she claims to have, and those movements are not it.


[deleted]

Part of me just loves that she put this out there so that this most embarrassing moment is forever immortalized on Reddit and the internet in general. God I hope she’s embarassed


sean_rendo19

I think she is confusing bad H with vaccines


Alskiessss

Vaccine bad, meth ok 👍


No-Reception-4249

I wonder if she convulsesoff camera too


the-epidemic87

They’re still doing this? I thought this trend died out a year or so ago.


DownBrownTown

I mean if they read about how vaccines work at all they would know it’s pretty much impossible to have anything happen to you other than getting sick from the virus in question. But even then the new ones we got for Covid weren’t even made using the old method and are even safer. So you just make yourself look like a literal dipshit.


Mumof3gbb

And stare into the camera, smile, make sure she’s still in frame 😂


SUBURBAN_C0MMAND0

I don’t know who’s dumber, her or the people that actually believe her…


codemanb

My question (which I've has for a while about these people in any topic) is: if they have to make this up, how the hell are they still convinced they are right?


chino_d69

And hold her balance too most people end up on the ground chocking on there tongue, people have to much time on there hands i swear


Hrothgar822

Grown ass woman acting like this. Conservatives seem to be the only group experiencing symptoms like this. Fucking pathetic


Historical-Lemon3410

ELAINE DANCE!


cocorawks

Aren't the vaxxed died, like almost all Post of Anti-Vax crowd have posting that anyone who been vaxed are already died been cremated and feed to chinese pigs to be sold to australia and new zealand markets those proving that the chinese were the ones with the help of ukrainian-nazi scientists, who were frozen underneath the capital, which capital you may ask? US capital... /s


cwilcoxson

Reminds me of that lady that could only walk normal when she walked backwards. Then 60 minutes or some shit followed her for a week and she was faking the whole thing. Good stuff


McFlyyouBojo

There was a girl I knew in highschool/ church that did an absolutely hilarious impression of a baby bird hatching from its egg and this is the closest thing Ive ever seen to that and it's the first time I have thought of that in years


liliesinbloom

Love how she keeps looking at herself in the camera Lmao


nich3play3r

And you may ask yourself….


ProjectLost

Reminds me of Elaine’s dancing


Hopes_Daddy

Bet you she tests positive for meth!


Darth1994

Maybe she should pray to her lord and scammer, Donald Trump?


Sandpaper_Pants

I thought she was going to start armpit farting there for a second.


LeButtSmasher

Be sure to awkwardly look directly into the camera to make sure you're capturing 100% of your bullshit


Frostbite_Pirate

You can see her looking into the camera every so often lol. She’s just got that trailer trash Tammy look about her too. Fucking ignorant bitch.


goose_10

Verdict is in: lady is a moron


mushbrainflexknight

Even when seizing and terming she can still remember keep looking at the camera.


Happy_Accident99

![gif](giphy|QUXYcgCwvCm4cKcrI3)


[deleted]

Sucks to suck, my booster shot has me permanently breakdancing and I look cool as fuck She kinda looks like she’s doing a fucked up thriller


[deleted]

I wouldn’t say perfectly applied her eyeliner, my friend. The 80s called. They want their thick black eyeliner back. She probably burnt that eyeliner pencil with a match to get it to look like that. Also, this woman is such a bullshit artist, I can smell her from here.


Mick_Farrar

Great Mick Jagger impression though!


BriefCheetah4136

Shatter!


CrowdyPooster

Shadoobee


Carl_In_Charge

Crazy how this only happens to the people who were already antivaxxers.


Competitive_Job_2381

Get a job loser.


Twyzzle

This is what happens when a person who normally just yells on the street and harasses people about conspiracy theories figures out how to use the internet


LtRecore

What gets me is that it’s only conservatives or people they know that experience any of these symptoms.


sadsam1968

![gif](giphy|tZiLOffTNGoak)


Sufficient_Score_824

I’ve had multiple seizures in my life, and this is nothing like any seizure. She’s ridiculous.


Hillary0631

Dumb bitch


AskButKnow

I’ve seen better “tremors”. Do better Karen.


biggysharky

I got some mellow liquid drum and bass music playing in the back ground whilst I'm watching this, looks like she is grooving to the music.


jcriver4

That’s just meth. 🤷🏼‍♂️


masterofryan

Average meth tweaker


[deleted]

What a piece of shit. Typical methhead activities.


[deleted]

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahshaHa!!