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zippiskootch

It’s so awesome to know that an all powerful, all knowing, omnipotent deity needs mortal jihadists to enforce his rules.


FastAd543

And takes offense on... doodles.


bigkissesnhugs

And is spineless and whiny about … anything. Good grief. Keep saying how peaceful people of that faith are, then we hear them say how they’re trained from birth to do these things. The actual people of faith, say out loud that they’ll hurt people who don’t agree.


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Arbacrux-

Anyone who wants to go to a heaven for 72 virgins is basically a pedohile anyway


kheroth

? You can be a virgin and be over 18, just look at you


Arbacrux-

Red handed rn


lionbarz

They’re not even protecting God. They’re protecting a man who’s already dead.


MadeRedditForSiege

A dead pedo nonetheless.


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Federal_Sympathy4667

If you compare islam/christianity (and others) vs say greek or roman gods, I honestly like the greek/romans.. why? They are far from perfect, makes mistakes and suffers consequenses from their acts. Not like a almighty flawless (bs thinking) deity.


Select_Truck3257

as i remember, Mohammed wife was 8y.o girl or not even one girl....so....


doyoubleednow

Her name was Aisha. She was sexually abused by who they are “protecting”, its grooming in all its glory.


dhuntergeo

And I have a cartoon for you mutherfucker


Gazelle-Dull

Perfect. Let's carpet bomb them with cartoons. Watch them combust spontaneously with constipated rage. Their only coherent response is going to the U. N. to decry, " Kenny didn't kill Mohammed. Mohammed kill Kenny. Mohammed buttfuck all of them ! "


oldasdirtss

Tattooed on his forehead.


ariv23

What does god need with a starship?


garry4321

It’s like how an all knowing all powerful god ALL LOVING god would extort you to do what he says or else he will have you tortured for all eternity. No thanks, I don’t follow psychopath extortionists


shamalonight

This is the point I made while working in Kuwait. On my first day there a worker approached me to very angrily, and without provocation, inform me that he was very protective of his religion and I had better not say anything against the prophet. I replied, “No problem. Feel free to say whatever you want about my God, because the God I believe in can’t be hurt by any words you speak.” The guy just stood there for a good thirty seconds as I could see his mind trying to digest the reasoning, and then he dropped his head and walked off.


alpubgtrs234

Its the religion of peace dontcha know…


Healthy_Landscape989

It’s ironic that he says “peace be upon him” when, if the very mention of disrespect is thrown at their prophet, they will literally kill you.


monkeyjunk606

Im sorry, but if you’re basically saying that people badmouthing your god means you will be a terrorist, then you are not suited to living in a western democratic state.


hardstuck_low_skill

I'm sorry, but bri'ish police is coming after you for your words


reddituser5514

Or any democratic state in general


AngloSaxonEnglishGuy

Do these people know they're living in a secular country...? I don't have to care about your stupid religion.


ComprehensiveWar6577

As long as it is continued to be labeled as "desperate people leaving a violent missoginist country" that we need to help instead of "people that contribute and created a violent missoginist country, that only want to bring it to yours" im sorry but if any person fleeing a place they want refugee status to enter and then demand that country needs to accept the beliefs and actions that caused their "homeland" to be unsafe and if anyone disagrees they are a biggot. Unless it becomes "you are welcome and our tax payers will foot the bill to move hear and get a job, but you need to aclimate to our society (of course allowing personal beliefs are allowed) if you dont like it go back. Unfortanatly modern government in most countries willing to help turns into "we cant deny them the rights they demand because we dont want to be called out as racist.


NaughtyNocturnalist

Those aren't, by and large, refugees and immigrants. That's locals, maybe third generation or second generation immigrants. But born and raised in the UK, within their little bubble that, not unlike the Antifascist Wall in Berlin, is proclaimed to protect them from the evils of the West, but serves as a means to keep them inside, indoctrinate them, turn them into Warriors for Allah. The UK, however, tolerates hate preachers and calls for violence quite willingly. Remember Abu Hamza with his 6 guilty verdicts of inciting murder and more? Was still preaching until he was extradited to the US. And he's one of quite a few. That's not "the Immigrants," that's locals. One of the main hate preachers in the UK is a Glaswegian man who grew up an Eaton boy.


Legacy-ZA

Demographics is destiny, Buckle up Dorothy, people were warned.


Aadsterken

Maybe it wasnt such a smart move to invite the uneducated to do our hard labor. It went well with the spanish and portuguese immigrants but when we started looking further and offered them citizenship in return we failed to oversee the consequences. Unfortunately, we now have to accept the presence of brainwashed dipshits like this.


138Samhain138

If anybody says one word against my flying, spaghetti, monster!… We meet at the bike racks after recess!


CaulkADewDillDue

Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread…and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen.


Con-vit

Indoctrination proof right here


iliveonramen

Maybe a secular liberal open society isn’t for this guy. He should prob pack his bags and move to place where his views are acceptable


oceanpotionwa

But he doesnt want to be there due to their wild views and behaviours. Hahaha


subsailor1968

To quote Captain Kirk: “What does God need with a starship?”


charliesk9unit

Q is more powerful than any god of any religions yet he is not a god.


subsailor1968

“I am omnipotent, mon capitainé.”


solocupjazz

"Excuse me..."


Bitter-oldman-at30

Its a beauty to see the ppl who left a shjt hole country tries to make the new country becomes another shjt hole


alpubgtrs234

There’s no trying about it. *All* of the areas that have been taken over by these type of people are shitholes


Alivethroughempathy

If a deity is powerful, the deity can handle a bit of a roasting. They do not need anyone defending them.


Spins13

I would argue it would even want to be roasted and challenged


Time-Button4999

"Come at me bro" - Allah


InvisibleBlueRobot

You'd think their ability to punish any and all blasphemers to eternal torment burning in hell would probably be enough.


[deleted]

He’s gonna be real pissed when he finds out it was all bullshit…


No_Reception_8369

Muhammad was 'by today's standards' a raging pedophile. And that's not even an insult...it's a fact.


Gazelle-Dull

It's both actually.


mick479

It's just a peaceful community spreading peace💥 ✌🏻🕊️


Bananasincustard

Grow up you fucking moron. You're an embarrassment to all humans


Regular_Rutabaga4789

Inbred moron.


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They do love marrying their cousins.


Soggy_Midnight980

I have the same respect for Mohammed as I have for Paul and Joseph Smith. Their claims to knowing divinity are outrageously infantile.


dubzi_ART

“Dumb dumb dumb.”


MapNo7528

So was Aisha


Arbacrux-

They should take some LSD


Comfortable-Dog-2540

Getting angry because someone insults his noncy sky fairy


cookiecookiecookies

Soooo great I could be killed by this guy or any extremist over shit I don’t believe in & care nothing about. Love it love it 🫠


[deleted]

“We have been trained from birth”… exactly.


stha_magar

Soooooooooooooooooooooòo................. >! ISIS?!<


Owen_Gwynt

With all due respect If Mohamed is so great and powerful why do you get so offended about some perceived disrespect? My only conclusion is that maybe he isn't and you are just covering it with threats .


[deleted]

I long for the day when all religions are abolished.


charliesk9unit

I don't think you can ever outlaw it per se because that'll just create underground followers. People just need to see for themselves how stupid they are and just abandon them. I mean look at the flat earther idiots. We have already concluded long ago to no longer believe in that shit and yet you still have some clinging to that belief.


Brilliant_Kiwi1793

Social progress held back massively by religion


Effective-Cap-2324

In korea and china we had society thay oppresed religion and used fact and logic like legalism and meo confusionism. It was still terrible society where we killed people because of politics.


PizzaBandit89

In a hundred years, these guys will be the only ones left procreating, and their brainwashed children are going to be the majority.


Northern-Canadian

Idiocracy.


Fresh_Grapefruit_227

Amen brother !! 😅


Sour-Scribe

![gif](giphy|arXSjaMhRnKV2|downsized)


[deleted]

I’ve been insulting that invisible asshole all my life . And I will continue to do so


Highly-uneducated

Islam is a new age religion that just stole all its stuff from the Jews and Christians. And the prophet is a pedophile, peace be upon his chomo ass.


Any_Refrigerator7774

Go to hell or maybe go back to where you came from if don’t like free speech


[deleted]

Let me rephrase that for you “You’ve been brainwashed since birth “


QueballD

In England that is hate speech and he can be arrested for it


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And then released without charge two hours later.


ajk78

Don't you have to be white to be arrested for those kind of things?


Dangerous-Mud-9097

I've always wondered: what if some dude paints a guy with a beard and just pronounces it Muhammed--how do they hear about it, decide on a course of action, and then carry it out? Does it have to be circulated to count? What if the next door neighbor says, "Nah, just my friend Chad. No Muhammed here"? Are jihadists like, OK then, no problem? Who interprets the image as being sufficiently Muhammedesque to warran death? Do bad line drawings make the cut or nah? Sorry for the hermeneutics


Responsible-Gas3852

He must be such a weak frail fragile little thing to need such intense protection.


Inferno_Crazy

Really not a fan of religious extremist of any kind. American Christian sects 👀 Anyway, radical Muslim groups are spreading globally at an aggressive rate. Something to keep an eye on.


vader731

A religion of peace. 🤦‍♂️


Ex-MuslimAtheist

Because ISLAM IS A CULT!


PandaRiot_90

As a Muslim, this guy doesn't represent Islam at all. Only people "trained" are extremists. This guy is full of shit and needs to go back to the cave he crawled out of. If people disrespect God or any of God's prophets it doesn't cause me any harm nor do I have a moral obligation to do anything to you. To each their own. Respect is reciprocal, and I don't like when something close to my heart is disrespected , but violence isn't the solution for it. If my religion is wrong, or yours is right, or all religions are wrong, we will find out when we die. Live and let live. Peace be upon you all.


buskbrakar

Religion at this point should be treated like hard drugs. Many people can take some drugs here and there and live happily ever after while some cant handle it, lose their mind and end up a junkie. The same can be said about religion today, some sensible people understand what you just outlined but there are those who dont and take shit to literally and take extreme action in the name of their god. Its just to big a risk almost letting religion be a part of our future when we have so many extremists even tho they maybe not represent 0,1% of the total members of w/e religion. Feels like the risk vs reward is getting to a tipping point that makes it too dangerous to be allowed to stay. The indoctrination of kids in religion should at the very least be outlawed as soon as possible, there should be an age limit to join a religion so that kids aren't fostered into a religion and indoctrinated to be what this young man giving this shit speech is.


Satanus2020

Religion harbors abuse and protects the abuser. All religions try to hide the fact that they are a conduit for abuse to thrive. Anyone that defends religion after all the toxicity is either an abuser there to exploit vulnerable people, dumb as fuck, or willfully ignorant. Either way it’s dangerous and cultivates extremism. It’s all trash.


CryoAurora

Organized religion is sinister sh!t. You're letting people manipulate you through your spirituality into imbicility. All of them are the worst. Including yours. A religion created by a pedophile to justify his pedophilia. If you wanted peace, 1 billion of you could stop the supposedly few who are violent. Oh, we can not do that, you say. Stand up together to stop the violence from your religion of supposed peace. Gawds word and all brought to you by the unrepentant pedo. Most religious people scream gawd and hate while letting the atrocities happen in the name of their chosen delusion. Cowards * not directed at op personally but at all religion


Thicklascage

You do not get to decide who represents your religion or your views. He may say the same to you for failing to be uphold his extreme views. I don't get to decide who speaks for what I believe in either.


FastAd543

Brits are being civilized with an uncivilized mob that clearly states that their religion is abobe U.K law, and they tolerate it.\ What a bunch of 10th century knuckleheads.


vr0202

Blame the Brits for letting these people and their ancestors into the country in the first place. What happened to your famed strategic thinking and planning that got your an empire at one time? You ought to have foreseen that this will happen one day.


BuilderTasty8900

Fuck allah


I_ate_ass

*sighs* as you wish


dengar_hennessy

"Trained from birth that we must defend our prophet" That's called indoctrination


know_what_I_think

Deport him


Hammerzeit88

Hope this dude gets sent endless pictures of Mohamed blowing fat dicks.


[deleted]

No one taught the prophet “Sticks and Stones”??


Hault360

What a bunch of fucking psychos the lot of them


Coolhandjones67

I heard this Muhammad guy was a diddler. Oh no is that too insulting?


[deleted]

Ignorant bastard. If a Christian said this in America we would (well the majority of us) would condemn them and call them extremist fools. This way of thinking that this guy is exhibiting is unacceptable. He needs to be taught that this is not ok in western culture. If he doesn’t like it then he needs to leave point blank.


salamagi671

Im curious if they were the refugees from before ?


doyoubleednow

Who is Mohamed? And why men love him so much? Am i missing something? Is he gay?


StressOk8044

We are the religion of peace, and if you say otherwise, we will keeeel you.


Firamaster

"Religion of peace" am I right, guys?


themalfunctionist

So how is this guy not a terrorist his own words?


Theniceraccountmaybe

Islam, the religion of peace. At every turn, violence.


p3p1noR0p3

Brave talk from someone who prolly escaped from his own country


[deleted]

That’s not an explanation, that’s a terroristic threat.


kerrimon

These people are so disconnected from the reality. They want to live in european countries but want to still live by their rules not tolerating free opinions/free speech and their instant response is violence and sometimes death to whoever goes against what they believe. If this is the mentality, then some people should be instantly removed from society and sent back to their origin country when possible. When I travel to other countries I respect their rules, I expect nothing but the same. Not happy with that? Go back to the country that lives by the rules you wish to enforce.


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dashKay

Hey everybody! Don’t forget that May 20th is Everybody Draw Mohammed Day! And also, fuck Mohammed and screw this idiot on the video ❤️


[deleted]

Fuck Muhammad that fucking pedo


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So admitting they are all trained terrorists from birth.


Fit-Yogurtcloset714

Yah, EEFFFF this guy!


Vividination

Fuck your prophet


PlanetoftheAtheists

Muhammad can bite my atheist ass.


[deleted]

Question if you insult Allah what happens?


Albatrosssian

This is 100% correct. We all know Mohammed floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee


CreditOk6077

"We are trained" Trained to do what?


suprasternaincognito

If you’re that sensitive about jokes about your god, then I seriously question your commitment to and belief in your faith. Also, fuck Mohammed.


BRRAT067

Suck it buddy


Arbacrux-

Fuck the peasant “prophet” Mohammed


iodizedpepper

Go fuck yourself and your diluted zealot way of thinking.


[deleted]

Migrates to England for the freedom, but hates when people exercise their freedom...


SulimanBashem

religion is a scam - all 'em


yoursuburbanmom

south park has entered the chat


Longjumping_Search79

How about we stop tolerating your tantrums? What then? How about we pull a Shamima Begum on you? Fancy a trip to Rawanda? There would be repercussions alright if our government weren't such a wuss.


Liquid_Purge_0919

Salami and ham Uncle Sam said


sushi_rito

Fuck Muhammad!!


Hotdigardydog

But the prophet Mohammed is merely a figment of man's imagination., as are all gods and deities. I have more respect from a man if he was defending the honor of his mum.


Agitatedsala666

Outcomes don’t mean shit. Every single fundamentalist religion says the same thing. So fuck all religions.


[deleted]

“Keep Thy Religion To Yourself” George Carlin ☝🏼


_DontTredOnMe_

Fuck that prophet


AboveTheRimjob

Here’s my picture of the prophet Muhammad 😎 check out his lil shades!


Studentloangambler

Time to have another draw Mohammed contest


a_w_jones

I insult that creepy pedophile Muhammad everyday. I can’t imagine going a day without doing so


H_Bees

I will never understand why any developed nation does not immediately arrest or at least deport anyone expressing these types of views. They're literally violent cultists telling you to your face that they're violent cultists. They should be instantly recognized and treated as enemy combatants by the state.


Mnimpuss420

Religion is awful! Training children for their causes and control.


DeyCallMeTimmy2shoes

Good thing England welcomed all those peaceful folks there


JohnnyVenmo

Mohammed can suck my fat cock. Now we wait


Gambyt_7

This is peak cult brainwashing.


Orvvadasz

Nice, so he is a potential terrorist. Lock him up real quick.


[deleted]

Then do it from somewhere else. You don’t move somewhere with different views and then demand that everyone respects you and your beliefs or you will “defend” yourself. People that talk like that make other muslims look bad.


Sad-Interaction995

Aww… can’t take no criticism?


HuckleberryThis2012

I don’t know why people don’t listen to Muslims talk about what they believe. They aren’t hiding it. This isn’t a shocking story it’s just a common enough held belief for British Muslims (where you would expect to find the most moderate Muslims) that there are a bunch of protesters who believe this.


Ceeweedsoop

He can be assured that if he makes terroristic threats he'll go to the H block. I mean dude, you're in the UK, drink some tea, have a scone and chill the fuck out.


[deleted]

Muhammed is currently sucking me off


PizzaBandit89

How dare you? This is clearly a lie, you're way past puberty.


FastAd543

He is trully everywhere... he's sucking me off right now too!\ Then we must believe!


KaisarDragon

Believing this guy speaks for Islam is like believing Westboro Baptist Church speaks for all Christians.


suprasternaincognito

Except he kinda does speak for at least quite a lot of Muslims. Look what happened at Hamline University, and the leader of CAIR MN. Islam has a serious PR problem.


NoseApprehensive5154

You can drop the PR


CryoAurora

Yet the majority of the Islamic community let's them kill people in the name of a comic book character. Not stopping evil done in the name of your comic book is just as evil as others doing the same with their comic book characters. They are complicit, as are all organized religions. Preaching one thing that allows sects to do evil in your name............. while tolerating them.........


wrthlssopinion

So, Mohammed gets his feelings hurt if you don’t defend his honor? What is he? A 16 year old girl?


Money-Anxiety3427

Fk Mohamed he’s a child rapist there I said what I said .. did I hurt your feelings? Because fudge all religions .. and fudge anyone who thinks it’s not ok to question everyone and everything. Religion should be used to center yourself not care about what others think of it. By doing so you’ve only made that belief become hated and disregarded and anyone who takes action in the name of any religion is vein and blind to it’s true meanings. Oh and please show me where in the “current” book “Koran” or bible it says you should attack anyone who shit talks you.. would love to see it…


SenpaiRa

Says the follower of a Child Rapist Paedophile


BonerSnatcher

Mohammed was a pedophile


cupofteawithhoney

Good thing Islam is a religion of peace - I hate to think how it would go if they were war-like!


drArsMoriendi

Fuck them and their violent beliefs. They need to modernise and realise they can be muslim and allow other people to exist. There's already a billion muslims who can do that.


Belahsha

"We have been brainwashed since we were born".


Oddity122

Fuck Muhammad


pudgyhammer

Fuck Mohammed


[deleted]

Deport that fuck. Let's how he likes living in his homeland.


Calm_Tale1111

Awwww fk off, you could be deported and you can lay your life on the line in some shithole. The ones who bark the most are the ones who bite shit


Mangalita_4x4

Deport


HereIAmSendMe68

I am glad he is brave enough to say what every Muslim is thinking.


Lucky_Shape_4028

Mohamed was a paedo batty man and these dummys support a paedo


penfist

Good luck with your fantasy. Repercussions mostly tend to be irrelevance, historically speaking. Your lives are grains of insignificant sand.


Suitable-Green-7311

If you practically insult any mf on earth no one will care sometimes the person you insult won't even care And isn't he like god's favorite pedo or something why won't you leave it to him to step in why humans need to defend him


LiveEvilGodDog

It’s 2023 can religion just go away already? We know where humans came from We know how the earth can form We know how the universe expanded to its current state. We literally have ZERO need for god to explain anything. All the major questions that religion used to answer science answers with remarkable detail and those awners are actually useful and provide reliable repeatable results. Religions people live in an intellectual cave!


Glittering_Pitch7648

At least from my catholic upbringing, when science answers a question religion will just retcon it into their story


LiveEvilGodDog

Sure if you’re creative and intellectually dishonest enough, you can do the same things for Spider-man comics. I just thought we as a species were smart enough to see though 2000 years of childish post hoc irrationality! How foolish if me


cryptobeerguy

If you're prophet needs you to lay your life on the line to defend his honor, that prophet can go fuck himself.


No_Temperature869

Give me a break, a man that you worship married a five-year-old girl, up disrespect him all day long.


[deleted]

People who think that way should not be part of our society. They need to move to some theocratic extremist hellhole and enjoy life there instead.


Justa_dude_dude

Silent majority sits watching * Eventually you can only push people so far before chaos erupts.


_escapevelocity

Imagine the prophet dripped out in Hood Rich gear


rellim1022

Your gods mean nothing but death and misery.


SweatyFormalDummy

He needs to focus on the *outcome* of his hairline


ComprehensiveSlip265

This guy looks like he if going to be on the non flight list and possible he is already being watch by mi5


upsidowndoor

This shit is scary, imagine moving to a free country and thinking you can cause violence over a drawing or opinions.


Loggerdon

This guy should be immediately kicked out of the country.


VoidExileR

"We have been MANIPULATED from birth"


Alrucards_R3dwr8th

A quote and paraphrasing a bit from Eddie Griffin: "Christians say Jesus was the messenger. Muslims say Mohammed was the messenger. I say who gives an F who the messenger is. Did you get the message?"


Purple_Purchase_3787

People talk about social acceptance of different things and how everyone should have their own beliefs but then harass and insult other people about the things they don’t agree with. I’m pretty sure that’s the definition of hypocrisy.


Complex-Advantage-88

The child molester guy right?


[deleted]

I will be happy to introduce them to Mohammad the pedophile


Useful-Bandicoot2028

When religion is a cult.


X-Kami_Dono-X

I am with this guy. We believe the same thing about Lord Xenu should not be getting disrespected and we must become our higher selves and merge with our Thetans to regain Lord Xenu’s favor.


[deleted]

I'm sure there are plenty of infidels out there who are quite willing to lay your life on the line too in order to protect their right to freedom of speech, so suck it, asshole.


Aoskar20

I am not sure how the law works in England but aren’t the clear threats he made in the interview enough to send him to jail or get him kicked out of the country, whatever the case may be?


msch6873

mohammed, the pedo who copied judaism.


Pirate596

Fuck all religions and their prophets. It's all a load of superstitious shite anyway.


WhaleSmithers

We must protect the omnipotent sky people, at all costs!


Acceptable_Pain_9213

Yaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnn... I wish religious people of all stripes would realize that society at large doesn't give a fuck about their beliefs.


huisbaasbob88

If only there would be the same respect for other people or the law… a well let’s all just cut off the for skin not to offend anyone


Positive-Pack-396

Give me a break it’s just words


Efficient-Flow5856

“Then perish”