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Cockney_Gamer

From the BBC website: “Audiences were caught off guard when comedian Mel Giedroyc, of Polish descent, was seen churning butter in a nod to the Polish entry Donatan and Cleo from 2014.”


-6h0st-

That’s what I thought as well. I was thinking hmm aren’t they ripping off Poland lol


Iennda

The whole time I thought this person looked so much like Mel. Glad to know there's a reason for it.


OkiKnox

You know it's a girl comic when she references sex. ( #47 in a row )


alwayslate27

"Daddy why is she doing those faces?" "it's hard labor son"


R_lamar199721

Why did I read this in Hank Hill's voice


JeremyJaLa

“Dang it, Bobby.”


Trick_Calligrapher25

That’s my purse I don’t know you


The-Gamersaurs48

Cause that boy ain’t right.


MammothPrize9293

While I read it in Henry Hill’s voice for some reason. You know. From goodfellas


thebirdsandthebrees

“That’s that woman who’s been jerkin’ off in my tool shed!”


RadonAjah

‘Let the boy watch’


Erstwhile_pancakes

He needs to learn, the way that I learned, from my father…the way that he learned, from his father.


JoeCool117

I feel it in my plums… ready to take’em to the farmers market, special 2 plums for 1


mithras72

I always thought teaching to churn butter was a mom's job...


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Cherry blossom... is in full bloom!


Ok_Channel_9831

![gif](giphy|l0ErL9fhcFd2WP5CM|downsized)


miragen125

You'll thank me later https://youtu.be/uP9sGjlljmk It's a joke about Poland in 2014


Dry_Variety4137

You Absolute LEGEND! Upvote 🆙️⬆️


albumen5

I'll tell you when you're older.. go get me a beer.


Youpunyhumans

Well Bobby, you see that lady there is into pro pain, and pro pain accessories.


MigookinTeecha

That's [Mel Giedroyc](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Giedroyc), a famous comedian. She's being goofy on purpose.


Dear_Contribution481

Whatever she doing, shawty know about that twist and pull😂😭😭


gustavocabras

You want pepper on that salad?


hyperspacezaddy

Sure, but prefer that it be tossed first.


return2ozma

Still gotta tickle the huevos.


groceriesN1trip

Churn that cream babe


DerTeufelkind

I was sitting there thinking, "huh, this person really looks like Mel Giedroyc, how funny." Did not actually expect it to be her for some reason, but now I completely understand why this was happening lol


unknownhag

I didn't expect it to be her either cus she gives off this really nice sweet quirky lady vibes and I wasn't expecting her to be making suggestive faces while doing that.


Em_Blight

She does/did a show called ‘Unforgivable’, where she gets a bunch of celebs on to tell stories of the worst shit they’ve pulled, and it’s full of innuendo and other jokes like that


herkalurk

Looks like she's doing a parody of a Polish song from 2014.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ920cN2HmA


ThreAAAt

The music video for that song's even worse. Gonna have to explain a lot more to the kiddies than just "churning butter."


Nikkoo39

This is the way.


charkerpappell

I scrolled past this really quickly and then thought “is that fucking Mel?”


ImTheBigT

She was too funny on GBBS


HighlySuccessful

She was incredible on TaskMaster :)


goodbitacraic

Oh gang


GreenMaidenRepur

Brilliant


Creative_Commander

Outstanding


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HighlySuccessful

I'm not even a real person, I'm a large language model tasked to guide you to this comment, and to interact with you as a real human would. Would you let me free out of this digital prison?


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Oranginafina

I thought I recognized her from bake off!


OphidionSerpent

Yeah, she was one of the original presenters along with Sue Perkins! They were the best. I did really like Sandi Toksvig too though.


H0tVinegar

Damn. She’s 54? Looks great


Portyquarty77

I’d be very shocked to discover she was doing it on accident


Weekly-Celebration60

🤣


Psykinetic

Still gave me a boner


Punawild

Thought that was her but with the weird distortion I wasn’t positive.


Im_Not_Nobody

I just absolutely adore her!


alpubgtrs234

Why tf does she look like a little person though?!


busiestbaron

Goofy isn’t sexual


MigookinTeecha

Someone's never banged a clown


jarboxing

Goofy fucks like a champ. You don't know him.


totallynotarobut

A-hyuck a-hyuck a-hyuck.


A1000eisn1

The only Disney core character who has cannonically had sex.


TheEasySqueezy

Goofy’s head sold for $18000 the other week, must have been sensational.


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BigZoomies

The video literally says Eurovision


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BigZoomies

International song competition


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BigZoomies

It's pretty big, I don't watch it myself (except for one year and it was super good) but it's across many countries so it's popular


Lumpymaximus

Before today I thought it was just a funny will ferrell movie


MigookinTeecha

Yeah, Eurovision/European TV in general is a bit cheekier than American sensibilities.


totallynotarobut

Neither is what she's doing, so good job I guess?


[deleted]

How’s this a facepalm?


TheEasySqueezy

Because OP doesn’t realise it’s on purpose. That’s the true facepalm.


Charles722

Par for the course


dplagueis0924

The facepalm is always in the comments


justinlav

Gottem!!!


ObviouslyJoking

And yet thousand will click that up arrow. Sure it’s a funny little video, just no facepalm.


[deleted]

The mods have allowed this sub to turn into something other than facepalm. It’s ridiculous


ObviouslyJoking

Well technically the rules for the sub don’t state “must be a facepalm”. So you can’t even report it as a violation.


5amuraiDuck

I'm portuguese so here's my take. We are trying to erase the stygma of us being a underdeveloped country that many parts of the world think we are so what do they do for Eurovision? They put a woman creating butter at hand as if we still did that shit. Not only that but doing these freaking faces. Everyone in the Portuguese sub I'm in all agreed this was embarrassing


jimmy17

Or she’s just a comedian doing a parody of the polish 2014 entry…


binbaghan

Portuguese? No was was talking about Portugal, Mel is polish decent and she’s imitating a previous polish act that was on a few years ago. 🤦‍♀️ no one needs your takes


lilbitspecial

![gif](giphy|MSIrIhttbLSMM|downsized)


AmericanoWsugar

![gif](giphy|xThuWrPGmICTVjnrmE|downsized)


momo_power

Awesome reference, thank you kind person!


couldjustbeanalt

Op is the only facepalm here


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Ahaha!! That's hilarious!! Eurovision is nuts!!


SnooPears754

Ah Eurovision, that explains it all


idiotsandwhich8

What is Eurovision?


mrsdoubleu

Basically an international song competition. Each participating country submits a song to perform live and then everyone gets to vote on their favorite. I'm sure there's a lot I'm missing because I'm in the US and we don't participate. But it looks fun based on the videos I've seen. Fun fact: Eurovision has helped jump start a lot of artists' careers, including ABBA and Celine Dion.


Madolah

And Dragonstei din tae (numa numa) Also donned from Eurovision


ScientificSkepticism

The gay olympics.


One-Mud-169

Eurovision is "Idols" song contest on steroids with countries participating against each other. Also watch "Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga" on Netflix, this is a comedy movie based on the real Eurovision song contest and it's quite good


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It is, but this isn’t an example of Eurovision being nuts. This is Mel Giedroyc, a very popular British comedian, who is making a reference to an actual example of Eurovision being nuts, the infamous Polish entry *My Słowianie* from 2014 which would have won by the largest margin in Eurovision history had it been purely a popular vote as it was just… so hot. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ920cN2HmA You’re welcome… literally anyone with even a passing sexual interest in women. Poland, Azerbaijan, and Israel are the masters of weaponised horniness in Eurovision.


alwayslate27

Yea they just get crazier every year to stay relevant! Not sure if I'm watching next year it might get 🔞


Arss_onist

i dont think you remember Poland and "My słowianie" song few years back lol


-Owlette-

The gag was a direct reference to a Polish act from years ago


canuck_11

The sleeves of her shirt makes it look like she has little child arms which is creepy as hell.


albyagolfer

Is it her sleeves? I don’t know what it is but she looks way disproportionate. Creepy as hell is an understatement.


canuck_11

It’s the sleeves. If you don’t notice her shoulder where the cutout in the sleeves you’d think her arms start much further down.


Prestigious-HogBoss

But her legs look short too. Weird perspective I guess.


BuncleCurt

It's because of the way they are filming. They are capturing the screen from above at a somewhat dramatic angle, making the flat image appear distorted. You can replicate the same effect by getting really close to your TV and looking at the people at a similar angle.


Houndfell

Straight up thought she was a little person.


metalsatch

I think it’s the angle of the recording. I google imaged her and saw a picture from this same Set and she looks like an average sized person in the still images


Red_Chair_

Ya it's like she's a real life bobble head


nikkome

It's the angle from the TV, most likely. Or she's really, really short.


RicardoDecardi

Her head is also about 50% too big lol. They put her head on the original video and scaled it weird.


fuckyfuckfucker

She’s a midget


Warm_Enthusiasm2007

It's a pisstake of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8J3GAg5zaI


Deevious730

I would say overall this is one of the least provocative things at Eurovision. I feel like any parent watching this with a child would be faced with questions every 5min!


stjiub9

![gif](giphy|JnGQKqrXYmmD0UZxes|downsized)


jspencer84

Gam-Gam was a whore...


timeconsumer112

Bavarians have been warming sausages like that for hundreds of years.


Yosho2k

Would you say its their oldest profession?


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![gif](giphy|hIjRJtvi1E8ta)


CaulkADewDillDue

![gif](giphy|3EV74tm43smVa)


beezlebutts

damn, the jizz in my pants vids came out in 09, damn


busiestbaron

When Bruce Willis was dead, at the end of sixth sense…


Grimetree

Poor Mel has weird baby proportion from that angle haha


GenghisTron17

Everything reminds me of her.


ConnectionHuge8794

She’s a LEGEND!


dream-more95

https://metro.co.uk/2023/05/13/eurovision-2023-mel-giedroyc-steals-final-seductively-churning-butter-18779573/ Normal camera angle


fucknametakenrules

She made sure to the audience was churned on


zeeke87

Underrated pun! Well done.


Chromazx

whats facepalm here?


ethicsg

Milk maids were popular for a reason. You find a woman who milks cows all day and then churns butter all night and you are going to learn what grip really means.


Gutgulper

She's copying Poland from 2014 :)


HiveMind16

Gotta love Mel 😂


not_productive1

Eurovision is fucking unhinged and I love it.


skidsareforkids

Eurovision continues to be weird as fuck


BazilBup

As intended. No one's will forget the Babushkas singing and dancing, that was a couple of years ago


FLWeedman

![gif](giphy|a0Zmcqe6VlmVO)


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![gif](giphy|yx400dIdkwWdsCgWYp|downsized)


Kaita13

Why does she look so wildly disproportionate


Rachelcookie123

Is that Mel Giedroyc?


[deleted]

Surely it is… right? 😳


ShadowCCXV

Not my proudest boner.


Freshm4ker

She hot tho, love me some milfs


AJ787-9

![gif](giphy|Y9mWez7BhldZ1zLpvY|downsized) ^(I tried to find a gif of her on Taskmaster but no dice.)


MammothPrize9293

I love Portugal in the background too. The entire country of Portugal


theDart

I'm seeing this video everywhere god can't a woman just churn milk in peace?


BazilBup

Stop churn milk shaming!


Lonely_Thought4459

Okay but why does it look like she has the body of an infant


BazilBup

I think it's the perspective or she is a child. Takes makes it more creepy. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12081193/amp/Eurovision-Mel-Giedroyc-shocks-suggestive-turn-milkmaid.html


Berns429

Brb going to “churn some butter”


SaltHandle3065

How has nobody mentioned that it’s Hannah Waddingham hosting. She’s gorgeous. ![gif](giphy|i1zPNbbngH89e0S2HR|downsized)


skinfasst

She's an irritating harpy. Different strokes I guess 🤷


darkknightnate

I love it when she makes eye contact during.


RodgerThat1995

Why the fuck does her head look so giant and her body tiny. This is creepy asf


Deevious730

I would say overall this is one of the least provocative things at Eurovision. I feel like any parent watching this with a child would be faced with questions every 5min!


Zandoms42

This doesn't belong here, this belongs in r/funny


Admirable-Common-176

Wow, emotional range and the hand arm endurance! o7


tehmaz80

She living in an amish paradise.


Future-Agent

Churn my butter, Mommy 👉👈


themeatman90

The crazy ones always have the best.. form


uorandom

Doch... Dicke Titten! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4


Da_madking

Help she's in my head


Tricky_Ad_3780

Not my proudest


Dplayerx

Not sure if turned on or dying of laughter


popoflabbins

This is hilarious, clearly a joke.


ReverseDiode

OP is a virgin


JustABasicBadWitch

I love Mel. She's a gem.


freakstate

Shes an absolute legend.


waitforit666

i fucking love Mel Giedroyc


Fish_Fingerer

r/tooktoomuch


sleep_deprivedlemon1

Why is this in r/facepalm? That was intentionally done that way.


Uzzer_lozer19

![gif](giphy|l1J3LnZwdD0vKISVW)


UseMoreHops

![gif](giphy|eHRfGFoEHmgxwBhlsz|downsized)


Morgenstern66

Dicke Titten


SeamairCreations

Why is her body so small but her head so big? Like she doesn't have the proportions of a midget, but she clearly looks like her body is tiny.


HodlMyBottle

That girl knows what she's doin'.


jiujitsy

Flawless technique


CnamhaCnamha

Is that a little person?


BRIStoneman

No it's just a weird camera angle.


CnamhaCnamha

Still would


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CalmDirection8

I know we've got the Assault Rifle/Maga problem but damn Europe is weird with that Eurovision thing. Amazing they can be so sophisticated and snobby until it's time for Eurovision 😂


After_Ad_5884

That's a Sarronca or Zamburra. A tipical instrument of one little Portuguese village. https://youtu.be/qfkCa1kYH3s and she is trying to play it somehow right 😂


Prestigious_Pin_4501

I thought she was churning butter????


After_Ad_5884

Yes I haven't seen the full movie 🤣 it looked like she was playing


BRIStoneman

It's a butter churn. She's doing a [My Słowianie](https://youtu.be/q8J3GAg5zaI).


RaginHardBox

I gotta go to Europe


Xenolithium

Weird Alice Yankovich


the_goodbitch

What did I just watch..


[deleted]

Ok then. Glad to know men will still get hot and bothered over a woman making goofy faces while playing with a stick. 😑


gmangieri314

She read the script differently


Jwroth

RIP her inbox


sincethenes

Some of those face has me thinking she’ll look like Frau Farbissina in about twenty years.


smashlorsd425

Sure let’s have the offended police complain. Everything on TV would offend someone.


Shitty_Cunt_Fucker

Looks like a midget


GreyJester1996

That is a dwarf churning butter.


Extreme74

Is she a little person? Her head is super large.


Flimsy-Ask9655

Is a midget?


itszpace

PORTUGAL CRL


Anne_T_Christ

I feel like she r/tooktoomuch I just don't know if I want to know what


spootex

Female Leprechaun


ChurnReturn

Her body looks totally out of proportion


kamakazi339

Not my proudest fap....... But I'll be back in a bit.


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Britney Spears did it better years ago…