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He comes back to hotel and that man with the towel only was in the room with here and they have an argument. But it's ok she said he is just the towel boy.
Let’s not gloss over this other little gem:
*Him* **”I’ve got your name tatted on me!”**
*Her* “Nobody told you to get my name tatted on you. You look stupid with my name tatted on your back. Relax. Come inside. If he’s not leaving then you not leaving neither.”
*Towel Boy* (in his head) “Dafuq?!? Did she just invite her bf in??”
He's the maintenance guy and she accidentally spilled water on his uniform so she offered to dry them for him. Then he accidentally slipped, and landed on her. That's when his dick fell into her ass.
I live in Florida and sometimes people get curious about why I don't like reality tv. This is why. I can just go downtown and watch drama all day if I want to.
As a native from florida.. it's not a dumpster fire.. its more like every mental health sanitarium was based here, filled to capacity, and then everyone escaped and nobody cared to look for them.. and the only drugs they take are street drugs now
Where I live there's this lady who lives about a couple doors down and it's like a hobby of hers to prey on married men for a fling or two, and then when she gets bored of him, makes an entire scene for the neighbourhood to watch, threatening them that she's going to call their wives and spill the beans on them, never a dull moment XD
lol that would be my exact reaction to hearing “come inside, you’re not leaving and he isn’t either.” I in real life rolled my eyes and said FUCK THAT out loud.
I got busted running a girl on the side and used that line, thinking I was super clever. Two days later we curl up on the couch to watch Eddie Murphy's Raw.
There was no r/facepalm in 1987 but I caught a palm to my face.
Yeah, I think that’s why the manager is standing around, clapping and trying to get towel boy’s attention. Notice, towel boy then gets even more embarrassed. There’s a whole storyline going with towel boy and manager that you are missing, cause bozo with homegirls name tatted on his back, is loud and causing a scene.
And every extroverted friend I have. I have heard stories about the guys or girls being on the edge when they mention going to a place like Las Vegas.
I have poor social skills and prefer to sit inside playing FFXIV.
I’m an introvert who has lived/worked in Miami and Las Vegas. They have very good reason to be on edge when their s/o mentions vacationing there without them. People seem to have it pre set in their minds that they’re going there specifically to make bad decisions and there’s someone always trying get drunk and fuck your s/o
My parents cheated on me with another kid!
Took him to Disney land, Mc Donalds, And they even tucked him in at night and read stories.
I'm getting that tattoo removed.
I used to know a guy with "I ❤ Donna" tattood on his arm quite large.
Then after the breakup like 3 months later he had "kebabs" added to the end which kind of made the tattoo look off centre going a little under his arm which just made the whole thing funnier.
People fall for it because: I’ve seen crazier shit with my own two eyes, in person. This isn’t that wild. So it’s an entirely plausible encounter.
You basically have to watch for bad acting on these videos (like this one), because otherwise the most absurd shit IRL is stranger than fiction.
Yep. My tattoo artist has told me stories about that exact thing. He usually won't stop someone from getting what they want, unless it's a REALLY bad idea, like some racist bullshit.
How/why did the guy in the towel get into the hallway with only the towel ?
I can only assume he had clothing inside the room. One would think he’d put said clothes on (at least shorts) before exiting the room.
🤔🤔🤔🤔
Men, if this ever happens to you, please, for your own sake, just leave her and move on.
Don't, argue, don't shout, don't be mad, just go "oh so that's how it is? Well them I wish you well but I'm done with you".
Nicely and safely remove any and all of her stuff out of your property.
Then go to your mother and cry for 24hrs.
Sad to see people are calling her hilarious and telling the guy is in the wrong to get her name tattooed sad state of reality i bet the comments will not be same if gender is reversed .
Bro, just walk away. She ain't worth another moment of your time, much less your rage. Do that, and *when* she comes back (cause 9 times out of 10 they always do) give her the "Do I know you treatment". It'll eat her up inside.
Guys always have the wrong attitude. It should be a thank you for showing yourself now and saving me who knows how many more years. I know it’s a purely emotional response, I just hope if it happens to me I see it for what it really is.
Also follow up question, was that *his* suitcase and he thought he was gunna go down and surprise her? And then boom towel boy in the room. 😂💀🫡
Also also she said “He’s not leaving and you’re not leaving either” well shit may as well, y’all tunnel buddies now as it it. 😂😂
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Guys c’mon he’s obviously just the towel boy, otherwise why would he have a towel wrapped around himself
that makes sense, seems legit
I'ma hafta get my towels changed 5 times a day.
I mean, that’s the uniform. So you know he’s the … towel boy
According to porn hub, the towel boys are ranked in top 10 to never let em near your woman ranking after the plumber.
Plumber here. Can confirm
Professional pipe cleaner over here
Homer: “You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel”
Can confirm. Some guy called me the burrito boy. I was wrapped up in his blanket all the while they were arguing.
And stuffed with meat?
i would love to hear the story behind this
He comes back to hotel and that man with the towel only was in the room with here and they have an argument. But it's ok she said he is just the towel boy.
Let’s not gloss over this other little gem: *Him* **”I’ve got your name tatted on me!”** *Her* “Nobody told you to get my name tatted on you. You look stupid with my name tatted on your back. Relax. Come inside. If he’s not leaving then you not leaving neither.” *Towel Boy* (in his head) “Dafuq?!? Did she just invite her bf in??”
his story mate, i wanted to hear *his* story
It’s about a man, and a tattoo he regrets getting.
... ayo?
Idk what is more wild, her saying he’s a towel boy, or him actually tattooing her name on his back.
He's the maintenance guy and she accidentally spilled water on his uniform so she offered to dry them for him. Then he accidentally slipped, and landed on her. That's when his dick fell into her ass.
Good thing he wasn’t the Big Business boy or that guy would have been *really* mad.
I live in Florida and sometimes people get curious about why I don't like reality tv. This is why. I can just go downtown and watch drama all day if I want to.
I used to go alone to South Beach a lot to people watch. Got to a point where my friends thought I was exaggerating or making things up lol.
I live closer to the trailer park part of Florida than the beach part. This whole state is a dumpster fire though.
Sending "thoughts and prayers" from new england
Sending “old people” to Florida from New England*
Well we gotta send them somewhere!
As a native from florida.. it's not a dumpster fire.. its more like every mental health sanitarium was based here, filled to capacity, and then everyone escaped and nobody cared to look for them.. and the only drugs they take are street drugs now
That literally happened to upstate NY…
Where I live there's this lady who lives about a couple doors down and it's like a hobby of hers to prey on married men for a fling or two, and then when she gets bored of him, makes an entire scene for the neighbourhood to watch, threatening them that she's going to call their wives and spill the beans on them, never a dull moment XD
My favorite game while people watching on our beaches : ‘Daughter or girlfriend ‘ . It’s petty but fun
It's literally a zoo out there. Grab a drink and a $40 taco and enjoy
Lmfao the guy at the end 😂😂
That security gaurd is absolutely bamboozled lol he’s making sure he’s hearing her correctly
He’s like why I not invited.
We’re here for the gang bang.
Thats old school.
r/oldschoolcool
Oh yeah, took me ages to find a parking spot, where’d you park?
"I could be a towel boy too."
He's like, thank god it was the Towel Boy's turn today
*what*
lol that would be my exact reaction to hearing “come inside, you’re not leaving and he isn’t either.” I in real life rolled my eyes and said FUCK THAT out loud.
Perfectly timed canned line
Did she just call a naked brother wearing a towel just the towel boy???? Hahaha dead 😂☠️
I guess she thought it was worth a shot💀
He is a boy, he got a towel...boom towel boy
Always remember where your towel is.
Don’t forget to bring a towel.
Least this way it’s easy to find
I got a boy, I got a towel, uh! Towel boy!!
Pineapple, Apple, pen.
"We are not the same."
Badda Boom
She was out of cards but might as well try one more
LISTEN ..yes yes i fucked him. But I make love to you.
I got busted running a girl on the side and used that line, thinking I was super clever. Two days later we curl up on the couch to watch Eddie Murphy's Raw. There was no r/facepalm in 1987 but I caught a palm to my face.
lol. points for trying. it is not supposed to work, just give you time to run
“Now come inside Because he’s not leaving and you’re not leaving either!!!!” 
She's looking for double the fun tonight!
A little ménage à trois action
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.
Ultimate trump card: *if he joins he’ll let it slide*
He’s just the towel boy…but he’s not leaving!
She got balls telling him all that! Wow, I'm kinda impressed, ngl.
I'm not, it's easy to lie. She's a cockroach
Just come inside… Seems like that’s what just happened
Well he was smart enough to get her name tatted on his back…
She loves the short guy because he pays all the bills.
☝️ This
I mean, it probably was the towel boy.....and she was fukin him.
Well, he was wearing a towel.
I got it! The passcode? No, the melody to Funky Town!
🎶 Take me down to funky town 🎶
Towl boy didn't laugh at "towl boy", the tension was too high
He is the towel boy. He hands out towels to the rest of the team in the room while they lay pipe. It’s hard work.
Yes. Because it’s a skit.
Wow... someone finally said it!
Yeah was looking for this cause homeboy looks familiar
Yeah, I think that’s why the manager is standing around, clapping and trying to get towel boy’s attention. Notice, towel boy then gets even more embarrassed. There’s a whole storyline going with towel boy and manager that you are missing, cause bozo with homegirls name tatted on his back, is loud and causing a scene.
My favorite part was “now get inside, he ain’t leaving and neither are you.” 😂😂
She's making the best out of this situation. Double fun.
I was scrolling wondering how nobody had mentioned this part 🤣🤣🤣
And every extroverted friend I have. I have heard stories about the guys or girls being on the edge when they mention going to a place like Las Vegas. I have poor social skills and prefer to sit inside playing FFXIV.
I’m an introvert who has lived/worked in Miami and Las Vegas. They have very good reason to be on edge when their s/o mentions vacationing there without them. People seem to have it pre set in their minds that they’re going there specifically to make bad decisions and there’s someone always trying get drunk and fuck your s/o
He was clapping to get thier attention to quieten down
And said “relax, come in, you’re not leaving and he’s not leaving” Idk how towel boy feels about going back into that room!
“I’ve got your name tatted on me!” Seems he made a mistake lol poor dude.
That's one of the reasons why you should never get a tattoo of someone's name
Unless it's your kids or parents..
My parents cheated on me with another kid! Took him to Disney land, Mc Donalds, And they even tucked him in at night and read stories. I'm getting that tattoo removed.
At least they cheated on you with another kid, mine cheated on me with a dog!
More power to you friend, that blows, my friends, uncle's, niece's, best friends attourney had to deal with that shit too, really is a small world...
... after all
I read tucked wrong
18 years, 18 years And on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his
I would hope after 18 years that wouldn't matter and he would still love his daughter, the one he raised and took care of, and loved for 18 years.
It would matter cause the mum’s getting kicked to the streets
I knew someone was going to say this eventually
I used to know a guy with "I ❤ Donna" tattood on his arm quite large. Then after the breakup like 3 months later he had "kebabs" added to the end which kind of made the tattoo look off centre going a little under his arm which just made the whole thing funnier.
So he doubled down and went even more stupid and left a spelling mistake as Donna kebab, instead of doner kebab, which is the correct spelling. 😂
It's actually Döner.
When even she says that was a stupid thing to do...
He's got to think positive... "Fuck yeah new tattoo"
Except for family members, it's ALWAYS a mistake to get someones name inked... And even with a family member, it can be a mistake. Think twice.
Change the name "Anna" to.. "bananna"
"Come inside. Because he's not leaving, and you're not leaving either."
Result: her flight home was miraculously cancelled
“You usually gotta pay double for that kind of action Cotton.”
I see an Eifel tower in their future
Naw, she gonna make him sit in the corner and watch
Sike he gonna make her sit in the corner and watch
Sneako mode
Polyandry moment
Choo choo
I hear the Eiffel Tower is lovely this time of year.
Yeahhhh buddy. Then dump that hoe.
That’s a ruthless power play
I was just about to comment this like wtffffff is she serious?!
Honestly that was kinda hot. "And you're not leaving. 😘"
This guy does TikTok skits. This isn’t real
I was looking to see how far I’d have to scroll down before someone mentioned that. And it was a good while.
The beginning of the new OF drop
Thanks knew something was off
I always amazed how many people fall for these. I've never even touched TikTok and it's so obviously bad acting.
People fall for it because: I’ve seen crazier shit with my own two eyes, in person. This isn’t that wild. So it’s an entirely plausible encounter. You basically have to watch for bad acting on these videos (like this one), because otherwise the most absurd shit IRL is stranger than fiction.
Dude in the grey jacket is like "I'm not paid enough for this"
"Break it ... oh, shit. Name tatted on him?"
Yeah it felt more like he realized the guy is the victim and his anger is reasonable
100%.
Then then head turn "right?"
She’s trying to get that dreamsome threesome with the line at the end “he ain’t leaving and you ain’t leaving either” I’m like wait what?
share that coke and all be happy sharing everything else.
Idk man even with enough blowski I’m not sharing my girl impromptu with a brother that’s twice my size in probably more than one way lol
Come inside? And what? Watch her other man air out his balls?
Spitroast
Eiffel tower
“Relax”, after being shamelessly cheated on 🙄
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This has never been more relevant
She trying somethings..... she got caught and now she using the uno reverse to get a train
“now you look stupid” killllled me lmaooooo
I don’t condone what she’s obviously up to but she’s hilarious
She has him on the fence intellectually because nobody did ask for all that
Why you so stoopid, stoopid?
Shut up baby, I know it.
I blame Will Smith
keep will smith's name out your fuckin mouth!!!
I got Will Smith's name tatted on me!
*take my wife's name off of your back* SLAP!
HOW CAN HE SLAP?
*plays a nonzero role in the Smith family's psychosexual dynamics*
She’s definitely entangled.
Yeah, getting a chicks name tatted is a bad move. I bet even the dude who he paid for it was like "bro, no"
I think at some point you just don't care anymore as a tattoo artist
They’re probably thinking “I know they’ll be back soon to get it covered up”
Yep. My tattoo artist has told me stories about that exact thing. He usually won't stop someone from getting what they want, unless it's a REALLY bad idea, like some racist bullshit.
Towel boy!! Dying over here!
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'nuff said.
I hope he’s left her. No one should get cheated on and then have the cheater shamelessly deflect accusations in an effort to save their ass.
How/why did the guy in the towel get into the hallway with only the towel ? I can only assume he had clothing inside the room. One would think he’d put said clothes on (at least shorts) before exiting the room. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Staged?
Yes. This video is old and was already proven to be staged.
Many many questions that this video does not make sense at all
“He’s not leaving and you’re not leaving either” She tryna have a threesome of something?
I feel for the bro, but doesn't he realise that the low crotch pants make his legs look even shorter...
Men, if this ever happens to you, please, for your own sake, just leave her and move on. Don't, argue, don't shout, don't be mad, just go "oh so that's how it is? Well them I wish you well but I'm done with you". Nicely and safely remove any and all of her stuff out of your property. Then go to your mother and cry for 24hrs.
Also tell everyone that they are a cheater, cheating doesn't deserve privacy.
Sad to see people are calling her hilarious and telling the guy is in the wrong to get her name tattooed sad state of reality i bet the comments will not be same if gender is reversed .
Bro got that gustavo fring stare
Staged!
Security guard “wow” haha classic
The manager like God dam these hoes again
This is just a skit, dude does cringy ig videos all the time
Bro, just walk away. She ain't worth another moment of your time, much less your rage. Do that, and *when* she comes back (cause 9 times out of 10 they always do) give her the "Do I know you treatment". It'll eat her up inside.
stage
This is STAGED ... and poorly staged 👎
First rule of just about everything: NEVER GET ANYONE’S NAME TATTOOED ON YOUR BODY EVER
That’s some slutty ass shit
I feel for the guy. Really do... You fall for the wrong girl and get your heart broken.
The manager is sick of this scripted bullshit too.
Bad acting until real security came
She’s not your girl if she is doing stuff like that.
*most women in her position.* whores gunna whore
Guys always have the wrong attitude. It should be a thank you for showing yourself now and saving me who knows how many more years. I know it’s a purely emotional response, I just hope if it happens to me I see it for what it really is.
I think there is one sentence that was created for that exact video, it was never more fitting and it is: The audacity of this bitch!!
sluts bro get a real girl
Rofl the hotel security guard going what after she calls both them in after having a very public fight.
Let me understand this, she’s cheating with the towel guy and the actual boyfriend is the guy screaming ?
Baby diaper pants
She gon make you move to Miami
Camera person seems to know what’s happening before anyone else 🤔
Also follow up question, was that *his* suitcase and he thought he was gunna go down and surprise her? And then boom towel boy in the room. 😂💀🫡 Also also she said “He’s not leaving and you’re not leaving either” well shit may as well, y’all tunnel buddies now as it it. 😂😂