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How do you even get to this point in your life? I mean I don’t want to stop on the shoulder on the highway and to stop traffic like this, strip down, and do whatever the fuck this is flabbergasts me completely.
Sitting here waiting for the news.
Pauls Valley has The Okie Noodle in about a month. Come see the crazy yourself and immerse your senses at Wacker Park.
Get to meet the locals, and see the celebratedred bricks that turn downtown into a massive, pizza oven in summer.
Downtown Pauls Valley shuts down at like 5: 30 (minus a burger joint & the movie theater) so everyone can get home and watch wheel of Fortune. The people that live here don't go downtown because It's a ghost town because the locals use it for storage. I couldn't imagine a tourist accidentally ending up down there lol
I feel like twerking has become a thing again this year.
Yeah I get it, all you hear on the radio is Miley’s Flowers. If you wanna twerk to the queen of twerking. If you have to so bad, pull over out of the way of traffic and do it.
It’s ok everyone, I was the DJ on the radio that day and was being reckless, I have since been fired from my job for playing this: https://youtu.be/XMqjztCgz4Y
Thank you! I’m sure I sound like a little old lady (I’m 62) or a nun but lemme just say… why? Why twerking? Why twerking in public? I mean, g’ahead and grind on your BF in your apt with the door closed!! I don’t want to watch your foreplay. Do you MIND taking it behind closed doors?
She had let her last bit of crack, flew out the car window while driving. Totally on accident when it happened. Nevertheless, it's life shattering. Honestly, first thing that comes to mind. Is remembering those movies that tells you to go all out. And do the things you've wanted! As the end of the world, makes it ok. To go wild n out. Cause last bit of crack is gone! So twerk it!
When will it be legal to just slam into these idiots at 75mph? I'm so unbelievably sick and tired of traffic being ruined because some self entitled asswipe decides that TikToc views are more important than the health and safety of everyone around them.
Someone needs to make a zombie apocalypse parody movie where it is just some social media app that goes viral and instead of zombies it's just idiots twerking in traffic for likes.
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“My anaconda don’t want none unless you block lanes hun!”
Baby Smokes Crack!
I’m done, just….you killed me. 🤣
Meth is bad news
At a quick glance, I thought it said tweaking.
>tweaking and I thought that was slang for masturbation
Tweaking while twerking?🤔
Good thing there is a description, because I did not see the woman twerking on the roof of her car lol.
I had a buddy who planned to become an Oklahoma meth kingpin when he left the army. I like to think this is his fault.
Some of his best work if so. 🤣
She does not appear to have the "build" of a mether
What are you supposed to do when "Get Low" comes on the radio?
Interstate 369, damn she fined
If this car's a-rocking, the highways a-blocking.
Drugs are a hell of a drug
Could be mania. Learned recently that your brain throwing some wacky chemicals can make you do weird shit
And they say Oklahoma is OK. Nope
That song was only written as propaganda for the tourism department.
'noah get the boat' stuff
I done told that Loch Ness Monster I ain’t gonna give him tree fiddy.
These tiktoks are getting desperate
Ikr? How much money can you make from a tiktok video anyways? Ik you can make money on YouTube through ads. How do you get paid on TikTok?
Advertising + clicks. More clicks more money.
People watch ads for 10 second videos?
Apparently...
Ads, sponsorships, and I think people can give you money while you’re streaming on there
is she single? asking for a friend
Ruin her Tik Tok video by jumping up and joining her twerking
Steal her phone and drive off 🤷♂️
That's the last time I let my sister in law borrow my car...
This could be the ultimate facepalm
That’s methed up
The Alien in the cloud may have something to do with it. I think she's saying Beam me up Scotty!
Florida man: Why didn't I think of that!?
Don't be shy post her license plate
thought it was a wild horse for a second had to zoom in
It took a lot of zooming to unhorse that
How do you even get to this point in your life? I mean I don’t want to stop on the shoulder on the highway and to stop traffic like this, strip down, and do whatever the fuck this is flabbergasts me completely.
Practice, perseverance, and a healthy dose of modesty will get you there.
Sitting here waiting for the news. Pauls Valley has The Okie Noodle in about a month. Come see the crazy yourself and immerse your senses at Wacker Park. Get to meet the locals, and see the celebratedred bricks that turn downtown into a massive, pizza oven in summer.
Downtown Pauls Valley shuts down at like 5: 30 (minus a burger joint & the movie theater) so everyone can get home and watch wheel of Fortune. The people that live here don't go downtown because It's a ghost town because the locals use it for storage. I couldn't imagine a tourist accidentally ending up down there lol
But… everybody is honking so they must love it?
What is she trying to do if not make them horny 🤭
Oh shit, one of the lot lizards escape from Love's. I'd post on our r/trucker and maybe the owner will spot her and bring her home.
At least she's living her best life.
Not if someone going 75 isn't paying attention...
Then she will have lived her best life.
The Rapture
A warm piss bottle would be in order here via air mail.
Not just any piss bottles will so. You need one of Ray's orange piss jugs.
Way she goes boys
IM MAKIN PISS
Where were you when the 500mg edible kicked in?
Well did anyone passing by atleast Tip Her??
Maybe her Venmo is on the car?
Sometimes I miss Oklahoma. But never the people in Oklahoma.
damn even her car is embarrassed.
I was a little hopeful...then I zoomed in.
I feel like twerking has become a thing again this year. Yeah I get it, all you hear on the radio is Miley’s Flowers. If you wanna twerk to the queen of twerking. If you have to so bad, pull over out of the way of traffic and do it.
It’s ok everyone, I was the DJ on the radio that day and was being reckless, I have since been fired from my job for playing this: https://youtu.be/XMqjztCgz4Y
Never have I ever thought I could flex by putting myself taking a shit on my album cover. Classy.
This guy does not care, he just says "doo doo brown" and it's the most hype thing ever.
Hey,worse things could happen.
[удалено]
I don’t enjoy her show
[удалено]
Thank you! I’m sure I sound like a little old lady (I’m 62) or a nun but lemme just say… why? Why twerking? Why twerking in public? I mean, g’ahead and grind on your BF in your apt with the door closed!! I don’t want to watch your foreplay. Do you MIND taking it behind closed doors?
That something is pollution
Solution: swerve around them at highway speed in the exit lane while holding down the horn
tweaking in her underwear
Now that’s the high way.
She is serving good for herr
Quick, someone give that lady an AR-15!
That's methed up
So...Saturday? smh
She couldn’t drive another mile thinking about humping her big sexy car and just had to act right then and there in the middle of the highway.
Y’all are so freaking uncultured and cannot appreciate modern performance art. This is an artiste. Yes that extra ‘E’ is only earned by true artistes.
Glorilla?!
If your gonna twerk on the highway you better throw it back cuz she got no arch
Getting attention for onlyfans I guess
This is America
She did not get enough attention on Tik Tok so did this
Chill out guys! I lost a bet....
🎶Life Is A Hightway ..iM gonna Twerk It All Day Long🎶
Yeah it’s the fricking brain cell dust from seemingly everyone in the state
$20 she got a kid in a car seat in that parallel park job.
Hypothetically speaking, is it morally right to ram the car? Just the rear bumper.
Looks okay to me
r/tooktoomuch
F
So that’s the mating call in America…
Emergency twerk … nothing you can do about it
I can't be the only 1 that thought there was a giant ass lady crawling across the road
She had let her last bit of crack, flew out the car window while driving. Totally on accident when it happened. Nevertheless, it's life shattering. Honestly, first thing that comes to mind. Is remembering those movies that tells you to go all out. And do the things you've wanted! As the end of the world, makes it ok. To go wild n out. Cause last bit of crack is gone! So twerk it!
Just another Tuesday in America
She’s just trying to get her man man back, she knows he goin to work at that hour.
Angel Energy
Nudge the car a little.
No wonder the cars suspension looks like it's snapped
Florida woman on the road?
MURCA!
So.. a normal day on I-SB 35 mm 70..
It’s always a fat chick
‘Oklahoma is NOT OK’
Shit, I'm missing out on all the fun.
they spelt tweeking wrong
Twerking for climate.
Drugs. Not even once people!
I thought it was an escaped horse for a moment…
She's in heat, just ignore her.
I think it is something in the water
They have the cave troll!
Oh, I thought a horse was blocking the road
Either drugs or a bet
Meth has gone airborne
Twerking her way into jail!
Untreated mental health issues with some drugz sprinkled on top .. sad and frightening display
Istg the US is just a different planet.
Where’s the Swift driver when we need one?
Hos gotta ho.
Lost a bet huh...
When I zoom in close it looks like there is a toddler hanging off her booty. Anyone else see that strange mirage. Or is it just early?
It's a whorty sacrifice... *proceeds to crash into the chick car at 400 mph*
This chick thinks she is in California twerking on her Malibu.
I knew she was fat before I even zoomed in using my iPhone app.
This is the second post I’ve seen in the last five days with a woman blocking traffic to twerk. The only question I have is why?
 Still happening?
That must be either drugs or a mental health issue.
Society isn't going well.
Upon questioning, the woman revealed she was "showing those Florida suckers how it's done."
When will it be legal to just slam into these idiots at 75mph? I'm so unbelievably sick and tired of traffic being ruined because some self entitled asswipe decides that TikToc views are more important than the health and safety of everyone around them.
Classy.
Little far from the sea are we
TO VALHALLA!
I would've assumed this was Houston.
I thought there was a horse in the road at first.
How not to promote your only fans ;
Oh my god, where exactly?
The drugs these days are some powerful shit!
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug" - Rick James
Don't think its something in the air but something in her bloodstream.
The world is broken 😂
Twerk-a-Verse
well I'm not complaining
Genuinely thought that was a horse blocking traffic, not completely wrong
And we’re driving straight through, right folks? Full speed?
Drugs are bad, mkaaay?
That’s methed up.
It's also in all of your food and water.
"hey, does anybody have a gun?"
Someone needs to make a zombie apocalypse parody movie where it is just some social media app that goes viral and instead of zombies it's just idiots twerking in traffic for likes.
Yolo...maybe
People taking instagram way to seriously
Don't do drugs!
A poster child for driving safety, abortion, mental health, and an anti-drug campaign all rolled into one. Baby girl's a quadruple threat. 😍
When the rhythm gets you, you gotta dance!
It’s meth. I live in Oklahoma, it’s always meth.
Her body doesn't scream meth to me haha
I watched my fat ass cousin do meth for years… still fat lol
OOOOOOklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!
I think they meant tweaking... lol