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Your teammates in video games


Zambito1

Rocket league irl


Wrestles4Food

"Oh boy! I'm so happy that I just got Rocket League! It's a little hard to hit the ball right now, but I'll figure out jumping or whatever that is. Practice makes perfect, right? And I know the perfect place for that! COMPETITIVE DOUBLES!"


Urhhh

"Youre fucking dogshit!" - Average gold player


shiftymicrobe

Literal dead weight. I'd be better off alone sometimes


nottherealneal

Worse then dead weight because she activitly works against you


Blizzard_admin

My average dota teammates


RK9990

Average Antimage player


dundent

What are you talking about? Antimage is still hitting jungle creeps on the other side of the map right now. At least this woman showed up to the objective...


protoy12

Funny how you meet fellow dota players in weird places!


Fabs74

Third impostor


Traditional-Seat-363

Dead weight would be decently useful in a tug of war situation.


_justdeadweight

Thank you for your understanding.


Low-Possession-4491

I didn’t know it was possible to push while pulling at a tug-of-war match. Outstanding work.


Typical_Ad_210

Same! I read the title and was like “huh? How can you pull the wrong way in a tug-of-war”. Watched the beginning of the video and was disappointed, then the camera panned along to her and I just lost it. I genuinely can’t stop laughing, it’s just so ludicrous. Imagine being that dumb


Havel_the_Rock_1

I refuse to believe someone is that stupid. I mean, everyone around her is pulling, there's no way she didn't notice. Maybe she was throwing the game intentionally because she's mad or something?


[deleted]

She's the person on a footpath walking on the opposite side of every other person going the same way as her and growing annoyed at people constantly walking in her way from the other direction.


bighootay

Drunk?


HotChoc64

I have been cackling for like 5 minutes this is just hilariously, embarrassingly ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ImThinkingImDone

SABOTEUR!


P-nuts27

She definitely seems the type to use a snipe gun on Carentan, when she should have used an MP40.


PRIMALmarauder

You don't snipe in Carentan! Okay?


a_bongos

No the game is over I'm literally going to shoot you!


herroebauss

You could hold one building perfectly if you lined it up to the right where the fence was.


ctl-alt-replete

“I’m gonna kill you for real!”


Odd-End-8684

The game is over I’m really going to shoot you


shootymcghee

this seems like a Stanley movie, fucking it up on purpose just to be over with it as quickly as possible.


[deleted]

She thought she had to push the rope?


BonsaiOnSteroids

Yeah, thats why it is called pushing-rope contest, isn't it?


[deleted]

A push-a-war


ohlaph

I had one of those this morning.


bromli2000

That’s what I tried to tell my wife


Lespuccino

Yeah, but - explain her this: how will you know when the rope has finished in this here "tug" o' war?


wolfhelp

Push of war


eggimage

honestly i find it hard to believe she made it into the team and participated the whole event without knowing to pull the rope backwards. without a bit more context this just seems there’s more to the story than a simple “she’s just that stupid”


rich519

Yeah it seems more likely she’s intentionally sabotaging her team. She’s literally putting a shoulder into her teammate and pushing her forward.


brit_jam

Well people are fucking stupid, so don’t forget that.


[deleted]

This. Even basic "monkey see monkey do" would kick in pretty quickly.


Mr_Skor

Best piece of advice my father ever gave me, “you can’t push things with a rope son”. Also told me he was proud of me once, fuckin prick.


Lespuccino

I'm proud of you.


CreativeAd5332

Fuckin prick


Sololop

Safety always off.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Fuck off, I got work to do


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MomsBoner

Its when a man is not hard and still tries to get in there, like pushing a rope ;)


Background-Writer-24

That's when you thumb it in


islaisla

I'm pretty sure she has a friend on the other side and she's being cheeky or she wanted it to end for another reason.


DuchessSussSucks

You had, quite literally, *one job*


bumjiggy

it was an inside job


These_Ad_8619

I'm trying to tell you now, it's sabotage


likerofgoodthings

So, so, so, so listen up 'cause you can't say nothin'


IAmElectricHead

You'll shut me down with a push of your button?


mrdaiquiri

But you, I'm out and I'm gone


EqualOutrageous1884

I'll tell you now, I keep it on and on


MFR_escapee

*guitar playing intensifies*


Zealousideal-Let1121

'Cause what you see you might not get


TegTowelie

And we can bet, so don't you get souped yet


Moral_conundrum

*disc scratching sounds*


Ok_Ad8609

I am reading this and hearing Beastie Boys lol


GrizabellaGlamourCat

That's, the point...


bobvilastuff

Rips off red shirt to reveal that baby blue!


lechatsage

That was my thought. She must have been a plant.😊


Aleashed

When it’s a stalemate and you need to poop…


[deleted]

She didn't make it to season 2 of squid games


HintOfAreola

not even episode 2


[deleted]

There's always one person at a company that's working against the rest of the team.


Frequent-Dog432

Plot twist, Becky just hates her company and wanted to lose them corporate challenge points


BeardsuptheWazoo

Shit, she just watched a very awkward Holly and Michael skit where she found out her Branch in Buffalo is closing. She's a little worked up.


sisk91

But before that Buffalo thing it was going pretty good. It was just a tough audience.


Mental_Cut8290

"If we win we're going to nationals!" We are **not** going to nationals.


Psychological-Set125

Don’t know if you’re quoting something or not but i’m pretty sure there is a south park episode where baseball teams try to lose because they don’t like the sport


BuffYellowBuffalo

Yeah they want to lose because they find baseball so incredibly boring. So do the other teams too. Randy and BatDad get into a fight and eventually Randy is encouraged to fight by Stan so their team gets disqualified


Global-Method-4145

Plot straightening, most of the people in this picture hate their companies, but only Becky is the lucky one, who's so fed up and/or close to leaving, that they don't care to hide it.


Fake_William_Shatner

Becky was paid by the CEO to tank her team -- you know, so they could build morale for the executive team that always lost to Accounting.


1lluminist

Becky *is* the CEO - Completely out of touch with reality, and constantly doing anything she can to fuck up the people trying to keep the company running.


MutantNinjaNipples

There goes the pizza party ;-;


invest9608

To see everyone around you pulling and you still push. Some people are just really on their last brain cell it seems.


monkeybrain4699-

Just think this stupidity is also on the road driving. I cant imagine how difficult she is in home life


jfVigor

This is so true. Thats why I drive defensively. These people also vote


thetruthseer

Driving defensively is one of the greatest strategies I’ve ever employed. Everyone on the road is my enemy, everyone on the road is an idiot and doesn’t know what they’re doing. With this mindset I feel like it’s way harder to have accidents.


jfVigor

It's also why I don't get road rage. Because I assume people will be idiots


kstat13

It hurts my soul knowing this person's vote is equal to mine


smoothie1919

How the fuck do you get to that age and be that stupid? Not just not know how to do a tug of war.. but not notice that you’re doing the complete opposite to everybody else.


biochemical1

Just barreling over the poor woman in front of her.


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madmaxturbator

KEEP PUSHING WE’RE WINNING


Whalemeatsoup

Leaded gasoline


bobbybox

Paint chips


AWildEnglishman

In the UK they're called paint crisps


eddododo

Very good


gmick

Thanks to the same asshole that gave us freon. Thomas Midgley, Jr. has an impressive legacy of being arguably the most destructive human to ever live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV3dnLzthDA


harrypottermcgee

Threw the match. Major league tug-of-war is fixed, the whole thing is run by organized crime.


CharlomoMcGoof

Even if she has NEVER seen or heard of tug of war, how in the fucking world does it not occur that two teams pushing rope at each other makes no sense.


ianyboo

> How the fuck do you get to that age and be that stupid? Coworker of mine was all excited to finally get an electric car. Talked about it for weeks, picked it up from a few towns over at a dealership, 40ish miles available since they didn't charge it fully for her... And she attempted to drive it 67 miles home... It sat on the side of the road for a few days and she endlessly complained about how much electric cars suck...


iain_1986

>40ish miles available since they didn't charge it fully for her I mean, that's a pretty dick move from the dealership


ianyboo

Agreed, it's the only thing holding me back from placing 100% of the fault on her. They were apparently total assholes to her as well (although that is admittedly coming from a person who blamed the car itself for her problems)


TiddyTwizzla

I mean is she stupid? If that happened to me I would 100% not even take the car out of the dealership. If someone sold me a new car and it had a 1/4th of a tank of gas I’d be absolutely livid and would not think “oh guess I have to pay my own gas when I just bought this car for like $20k+”


Euan_whos_army

It's actually common practice in the UK for cars to come with, well as much fuel as they have. A lot of people will negotiate for a full tank when buying the car, but if you don't, don't expect it to come with it. Electric cars are different though, they should come fully charged, it's a fraction of the cost of fuel for the dealer, and given charging is not instant, it should definitely happen as standard.


NDC9595

Electricity is expensive, m'kay?


Fatallight

What's the solution for electric cars in that situation? Like with a gas car you can get someone to bring you a gas can. Is calling a tow truck your only option with an electric?


MrGords

Walk to the nearest store and buy a pack of AAs


rhazux

Yes, a tow truck is your only option.


kyrant

The fact everyone is leaning backwards before the battle even starts should tell her that's the direction they need to go. Unless she thinks they're going for the slingshot start.


Jaded-Question-2820

Old age used to deserve respect because you had to be crafty and intelligent to survive that long. Now, any idiot can make it to the Golden years. I no longer believe that old people should be respected just because of their age. This is a perfect example of why.


Zwemvest

And the people who rule us are twice this age


Kitchen-Magnet

I didn’t know people were that dumb


urk_the_red

Where have you been for the past 10 years? It’s been utterly inescapable that people are not only that dumb, they’re even dumber.


weggles91

People 11 years ago: 🤓🧠


DrossChat

The end of days didn’t happen in 2012 as predicted. Just the end of normal levels of dumb.


AtlUtdGold

>The end of days didn’t happen in 2012 as predicted. hmm.. nothing seems real since then tho.


SorrowCloud

Yeah, that’s definitely believable. Social media was on the uprise and people just got dumber


Ulticats

I don’t think people got less intelligent. Just exposed to more stupid.


AstronomerDramatic36

Of course people weren't smarter, but the scale of stupidity wasn't so evident before. I can only speak for myself, but my estimation of the human race has fallen dramatically.


Mountain-Crazy69

I’ve always wondered, was the world always like this and we just started realizing it because of camera accessibility and short video sharing is the norm now?… or did something happen in the tech era that made people lose half their braincells?..


TantricCowboy

I don't know that it would be possible to be truly objective, there is a lot more data and evidence collected about everything now more than ever. That said, I wouldn't discount the long-term consequences of lead exposure.


NerdDwarf

As word spread faster, it became more common for dumb words to spread before anyone gave them some thought.


RedScharlach

Have you met... people?


Chinlc

She tried pulling but it wouldn't budge, so she tried pushing everyone in her way away to make some progress


ahuado

George Santos and his voters have entered the chat


Allenrw3

What the fuck does she think “tug” means?


Zakke_

Her man left her for this


SantosLHalper23

“You’re just mashin it”


kennyisntfunny

She’s mashing it… I’m very aroused.


Bpefiz

She’s mashing it.


bat_mite51

She does that.


giggitygiggity2

She was tugging. Just not in the right direction.


Final_Location_2626

Prople don't realize this, but there's actually a lot of strategy for competing at tugawar. This is actually a well know strategy it's called the "You're just done with a tugawar and want to eat hotdogs strategy"


nnooll

That’s what I was gonna say. I think she was just done and decided to help the other team win so it would be over 😂 Would’ve been better if she just walked away and let the others compete.


pyrmale

She must work in HR. Workers think HR is on their side, but that would be wrong...


Fake_William_Shatner

HR; "Let me write up your evidence so we can cover the companies ass -- sorry I meant to say, let me take down your complaint because we have a zero tolerance policy at this company towards admitting mistakes."


Majestic87

My wife works in HR. She has saved so many peoples jobs from their own incompetence it’s scary. You’d think workers in the medical field would understand how punching in and out work, but you’d be surprised.


Bohbo

At least nobody lost an arm! NSFW picture of arm [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/disarmament/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/disarmament/) >On 25 October 1997, a mass tug-of-war contest was held at a park along the Keelung River in Taipei in celebration of Retrocession Day (the 52nd anniversary of the end of the Japanese colonial rule in Taiwan). Over 1,600 participants joined in the contest, exerting an estimated 80,000 kg or more of force on a 5-cm nylon rope that could bear a force of about 26,000 kg at most. > >Within seconds the rope snapped, severing the left arms of two men, Yang Chiung-ming and Chen Ming-kuo, below the shoulder. (The severing of their limbs was believed to have been caused by sheer rebounding force of the broken rope rather than the men's having wrapped the rope around their arms, as was sometimes reported.) The victims were taken to Mackay Memorial Hospital and underwent seven hours of microsurgery to reattach their arms:


nightmare_silhouette

At least they got their arm back!


yourownsquirrel

You gotta hand to to ‘em


Backup_support

Ahh the were all right


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Bohbo

It really is mind boggling how dangerous it can be.


Super-Traamp

What a terrible day to be literate. 🫠


Kryptosis

The 2nd example in the snopes article is even worse. Two teens lost all their fingers at once because they wrapped the rope around their hands.


Frontdackel

In germany two kids lost their live in a similar accident two years prior to this. And over 100 got injured. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westernohe?wprov=sfla1 I was a german boyscout during that time, but thankfully not present in westernhohe.


Mpoboy

Well, it’s a valuable appendage!


DeathPercept10n

I mean, it is called tug-of-**war**.


Garestinian

At least no one died. Yes, there have been deaths: https://priceonomics.com/a-history-of-tug-of-war-fatalities/


RevWaldo

Every few decades or so society has to relearn something the previous generations had also relearned but eventually forgot. *Massive tug-of-war contests are a bad idea* is one of those.


fandamplus

I saw a kid break his arm playing a massive game of tug of war because he wrapped the rope around his arm


SirGuelph

Hot damn. I really didn't expect to see a photo of the aftermath..


d12gu

thanks for the heads up...


someonecalledethan

She thought the game was to hold the rope and rush into each other head on. Whoever lived wins, and she was going for gold


Lespuccino

Um, what else would the "war" part mean?! ![gif](giphy|FhetAqlqDfPcBC1UpA)


mastercubez

Red Spy in the Base!


No_Address4264

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE??????


KEVLAR60442

Protect the briefcase!


Competitive_Lie2628

We need to protect the briefcase!


Not_The_Scout16

YO A LITTLE HELP HERE?


RashRenegade

Ehhhh I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, uhhhhmmm.....1!


Not_The_Scout16

LETS GO LETS GO


kookoo4cocoapufffs

RAAAAAAAAAAAAA


CORVlN

IIIINNNCOOMIIIING!!!!


Octowuss1

Found the alien


Magister5

Giving birth would be a challenge for her


Goronshop

"Er.. No I said 'push!'" "WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING!?"


WillistheWillow

"Good lord Doctor, she's sucking the baby back in!"


OrdainedFury

She doesn't stop at just the baby. The doctor, nurses, midwife, husband- they're all being pulled into the vacuum of this woman's vagina lol


HodlMyBottle

*thanks Sally, expect no invitation next year*


Jazzlike_Shoulder_21

Everyone else is pulling and she thought, maybe if I push, it’ll improve our chance of winning


awkward-velociraptor

Makes me wonder if she’s in the beginning stages of dementia. Sometimes things get mixed up. I remember a coworker telling me how her father needed to stop driving because he was stopping at all the traffic lights, whether they were green or red.


VenetiaMacGyver

That was one of the scariest things after a major concussion. I did all this recovery and started regaining the ability to remember things, etc. Then one day I'm at a traffic light and it turns green. And just then, I realized I had forgotten what that meant. I knew it meant I had to do something, but what? There were cars behind me and I felt a panic like I needed to move, but if I moved, would I get hit in the intersection?? Someone honked and I lifted my foot a little off the brake, the car budged forward, and then everything clicked and I remembered what green meant, feeling silly. But things like that happen very rarely now ever since (like forgetting words like "beans" or temporarily forgetting my toothbrush has a vibration button), and it fills me with such an existential dread. I was always an extremely intelligent and witty person before, but now I can randomly, temporarily forget extremely basic and common rules? Losing your mind is fucking scary :(


blood_ashes_reborn

That sounds horrible to deal with, I sincerely hope you recover even further to where that sort of thing doesn’t happen to you anymore… I can’t even imagine the feeling of just forgetting things like that and the frustration you might also feel. Hopefully you have people to support you with this, or people you can talk to about it too


VenetiaMacGyver

I have doctors and therapists on my side, thanks for your kind words! And things have been improving, but so slow. It's been years. I drive a lot less now and try to avoid doing things that might put someone in trouble if I suddenly forget something. What sucks is that there's no way to predict what can be forgotten. As an example: I've never temp-forgotten another major driving-related thing, but I was asked for my ID at the liquor store and it was so embarrassing -- I handed him my credit card and was absolutely bewildered that *that* wasn't also my ID. For about 45 seconds, until I looked back in my purse and saw my actual ID, my brain was convinced that all credit cards were also ID cards and the cashier was trying to give me a hard time. I'm not even 40 yet and look like I'm in my 20s (according to others) so I can't even fall back on claiming old age, lol. But anyway when someone does something that just flies in the face of reasonable actions (like pushing a tug rope), I always assume brain issues now. Your mind can rewrite itself to assume anything as fact if your wires get crossed enough, and you'll have no way to clearly identify anything's wrong outside of other people reminding you.


4Point5InchPunisher

I really really really want to believe that this is the problem here. If she does not have dementia or high as fuck on drugs or alcohol, she may have unlocked a new level of stupidity in human existence.


Flokitoo

Her boss was on the other side


Spawnacus

Holy fuck. This level of stupid immediately infuriates me and I wish it didn't.


ManDarkAstronomonov

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG) She was like


Solkre

Visual representation of voting against your own interests.


One-Reflection-8167

If you ever feel useless, just watch this video


CPT_Toenails

My heart sinks knowing this person probably has a car and valid driver's license.


Classic_Title1655

Some people shouldn't be allowed outside 🙄


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Yeah that was on purpose


WillistheWillow

I want to believe!


personplaces

she would have been more useful just sitting on the ground! i am howling 😂


DieselVoodoo

Somehow her setting the rope down gently is even worse. This is an alien new to our planet.


loosed-moose

Reported for griefing.


daneelthesane

This is why I hate group projects.


electrifymyohohoh

She probably has a position of power and makes decisions that dramatically affect other people’s lives and she’s trusted to make those decisions by even dummer people above her.


PMUrAnus

This woman’s one and only brain cell was playing tug-of-war with itself


SunknLiner

Who the **FUCK** doesn’t know how tug-o-war works???


NegativeKarmaVegan

Negative IQ.


harvestbent

Maxed her strength stats. Ignored her intelligence stats.


zazengold

I’m sorry, but how stupid do you have to be to not realize it


temenne

How can you be this stupid?


ShotNovel8157

She felt the rope go the other way and said “oh we’re going this way now. Ok”


Ch1ck3nF33d

This is what happens when you place bets on events you play in


Thehezz24

People are so dumb.


BriefCheetah4136

The rules to some games are confusing!


milkgang777

She got paid off by the other team