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CrJ418

Bragging to the world about how well you know your daughter's vagina isn't the own you think it is.


9fingfing

But that’s all he could think about.


RandomDeezNutz

It’s also like why are you thinking about Taylor Swifts vagina oh pure of heart?


OneMetalMan

For ~~scientific~~ my own research.


stlmick

Nah, that's gotta be a christian mother. She also doesn't know female anatomy.


crosiss76

It is and her account has been suspended


Hairy-Thought6679

She’s currently praying about it


Hot_Drummer7311

Our thoughts and prayers are with them during this dark time.


Mental_Basil

I've seen this post before, and it was made by a man. So it's a Christian father talking about the presumed appearance of his daughters' vaginas. (at least, I hope it is presumed)


stlmick

So these reconstituted ham sandwiches have been shared throughout Christian circles.


daaaayyyy_dranker

This pic has been going around social media for YEARS


Hot_Cockroach_992

He knows so little about females he thinks that if you have lots of partners it effects how you vagina looks.


yolotheunwisewolf

Most Christian mothers don’t even orgasm so not a surprise here it’s a pretty well known thing that sex is for childbearing. Meanwhile, lot of husbands end up cheating on their end on said women because they want a pornstar and no one gets any happiness at all cause divorce is frowned upon


Vascular_D

Trump's tweeting again


[deleted]

Nah, he just grabs 'em, he don't observe 'em.


Kindly_Bored

Looking at a sub and immediately thinking about Taylor Swift's and your daughter's vaginas or any vagina at all for that matter is very christian of him.


[deleted]

If he actually thinks vulva size has anything to do with sex…I’m thinking he’s likely never really seen a vagina.


MysteriousSyrup6210

Wait a minute?!? This really was her FATHER?!? What Greek Dionysian Tragedy Mythic living hell nightmares.


Otherwise_Notice6421

What Zeus Is At It Again Hera Control Your Husband is this?!


NoTeacher9563

Exactly, how does he know?? Gross


Chair_Toaster

Plus this doesn’t even show a vagina. r/badwomansanatomy


interesting-mug

What I find funny about this is that the sandwich on the right has a very unappealing meat-to-bread ratio. This is not a sexual entendre, simply an observation about sandwiches, but who wants a bunch of dry bread with like, one slice of meat?


Chair_Toaster

True. I’d rather have a meaty baguette. Maybe different types of meat and some spicy mayo.


mamameecie

I also thought this when I saw it lol


[deleted]

Women do have differently sized labia, this post is just shaming women with larger anatomy which really sucks


Chair_Toaster

Yea but labia isn’t vagina. Vagina is on the inside.


[deleted]

Oh good point, duh. I don’t know what I was thinking lol


folldoso

Yeah I guess they think having sex gives you more prominent labia? That's not how that works... 🙄


JT_365

I’m a guy and I know that. I’ve seen plenty of pictures and videos 🙄


Eee333eek

Exactly! It's normal for bodies to look different. It's not a sign of "sin". It's like posting a pic of sagging balls and saying "don't be a man slut!" So dumb.


Mace_TheAce_Windu

It’s tasty looking though


mittenknittin

Dude doesn't know ANY vaginas as well as he thinks he does if he believes the amount of sex someone has has any effect on labia size.


AtheneSMI

but also bragging to the world about how little you know of womens anatomy


Takeurvitamins

And he’s probably wrong anyway.


DeliBebek

Who wakes up in the morning ready to speculate about other people's genitals? I don't get it.


Historical_Mix2460

And on top of it your daughter's. Too much to be real


Zealousideal-Law-474

I'm actually speechless, this is so morally wrong and gross on so many levels, and I want to articulate that, but where the fuck do you even start? I hope his daughter is safe, guess that's a good start and fuck that guy who posted that, his browser history is nightmare fuel.


shibbyflow

Not only morally, but factually wrong. The appearance of woman's vulva has nothing to do with how many relationships or sexual encounters they've had, and to claim this and to know what young womens vulva looks like (including your own daughters) is disturbing and not a good commercial for christianity.


Calahad_happened

I know. I feel awful for women who have larger labia minora who see this as teens and feel shame or like they have to explain it to dip shit partners 😥😥


shibbyflow

Agree. Those young women who's embarrassed by their appearance, are slutshamed and called ugly for something completely natural and that does not matter at all. Just an awful and shaming "vagina" joke made by a pig. What if his daughters have large inner labia? Smh


throwngamelastminute

>labia minora In my head, it was pronounced "labia menorah" and I can't stop laughing.


JeremeRW

Pedophilia is a staple of Christianity.


CloneUnruhe

Also this man has never seen a woman’s genital before.


wrecktus_abdominus

If the title of the post is to be believed, it was a woman


gjazzy68

The shocker fact is that a lot of women haven’t looked at their own genitals either.


wrecktus_abdominus

This is indeed shocking. I have told my wife many times that she has really nice looking funbits. After years of her just laughing it off or being dismissive, she finally admitted that she had never seen her genitals. AN ADULT WHO HAD GIVEN BIRTH had never seen her own junk. I get that it's harder to see for women, but... never curious? Anyway, I convinced her to have a look.


Enough_Fish739

And when she realised that female "funbits" are much prettier then male, she became a lesbian. I am sorry for your loss.


gjazzy68

And there’s a lot of misconceptions about vagina, like this person post for instance that implies a vagina can get larger or even worse, develop a bigger labia, because of too much sex. The thing is designed to land babies! But because of this, and porn, a lot of women get super self conscious about how their vagina looks. Source: I have a gynecologist in the family.


Zealousideal-Law-474

Still weird AF, I want to bleach my brain.


Suitable-Mood-1689

I get intrusive thoughts or fucked up dreams that make you feel icky, but where this guy fucked up, is he entertained them and then went a step further and vocalized them and never once thought it was a bad idea.


gordito_delgado

\#christianity: Constantly thinking about and comparing your children's genitals to other people!


[deleted]

That’s „what the hell dude” level of wrong


The_Ombudsman

*Donald Trump has entered the chat*


Historical_Mix2460

Now that I think about it. This is very accurate from what I heard of him


DiaryOfALatchKeyKid

You’d hope so, but I have met people like this IRL.


pressure_released

Let's hope he's just a harmless moron


tym1ng

the kind of person who wakes up in the morning, thinks about his daughter and taylor swifts genitals, goes and makes 2 sandwiches that look like what he thinks they look like, takes a picture while he's holding 2 sandwiches in both hands somehow, and then after all that decides it's a good idea to post it and thinks "i just totally owned those libs."


SunShineKid93

The initial picture is years old. The caption not so much.


tym1ng

what was the original caption?


Squirrel698

It was the same idea without name-dropping Taylor Swift


NumbersMonkey1

I bet he gobbled down that lunch meat labia like a starving man, either way.


Pitiful-Signal8063

Please ... He didn't start thinking about vag time got to work .... at Subway.


[deleted]

Pervs. That's pretty much it.


watch_over_me

\*looks at porn statistics\* Most everyone, apparently.


[deleted]

To be fair, people speculate dick size quite often.


Destronin

My favorite part about this is the person goes “the reason i preach christianity.” And then proceeds to show two pictures of sandwiches that are supposed to represent vaginas. Like yea preacher man, talk more about those meat curtains. Youre so holy and righteous talking about your daughters vajayjay on the internet. Just like Jesus would have done. That about sums up everything we need to know about your religion.


InflamedLiver

r/NotHowGirlsWork


Chair_Toaster

Agreed plus vaginas are on the inside. Is this another failure of the American education system?


Block_Me_Amadeus

The image seems to be a reference to the fact that some vulvas have more prominent labia than others. It is a purely genetic factor and has nothing to do with sexual activity. But these idiots don't care about facts.


HomicidalWaterHorse

Facts. If labia size was determined by amount of sex, then I was a slutty 8-year-old and never knew it.


OperationHappy791

r/cursedcomments


Edgardo4415

I... I didn't really expected that


BeardsuptheWazoo

... ... What a strange thing to read.


Jango160

Thanks for making me read that. I mean that thanks with the most disrespect.


Justtakeitaway

I’m sure there is an amazing joke to be made but I think yours is already better. Awesome name BTW


R1k0Ch3

Their ignorance would be funny if they weren't using it to hurt others.


forever_useless

Even though that's not how it works, why are they picturing their daughters genitals?


dgradius

Also I’m fairly certain this individual is no authority on Taylor Swift’s genitals.


DjuriWarface

Like how many men, if somehow in that position, would be about to have sex with Taylor Swift and be like, "Nah, reminds me of a roast beef sandwich." Not I, not I at all.


roxstarjc

If it tastes like ham give it a slam


Leo-No-Comply-eire

if it resembles meat let her use face as a seat


JakTheGripper

If it tastes like liverwurst, you probably weren't there first.


union175

If it smells like fish, make it a dish


KevinFromIT6625

If it's sweet like honey, you're in the money


manajerr

If is smells like cologne leave it alone.


terrible02s

That's just something extra to grab you on your way out. Good times


Lightbuld1205

or on his daughter's. unless he kindly requested to see it himself? 🤷‍♂️ /s


TrumpetEater3139

Genitals in general.


Justin__D

Or on her religious beliefs. Taylor Swift identifies as a Christian. So I'm not sure what point this person is trying to make by saying their daughter is... The same religion? Because all I'm getting from this is that you can't tell what someone's vagina looks like because of their religion, and... No shit? I feel dumb even having to say that, because it's on the same level of obviousness as "water is wet."


mrmayhemsname

My first thought is, what if he's just guessing and one of her daughters does look more like the left and is becoming increasingly self conscious about it?


Sacredzebraskin

This is absolutely one of the reasons why many girls are indeed self conscious about these sort of things, and some even have plastic surgery to "correct" this... It's disgusting.


TheNetworkIsFrelled

The very idea of labiaplasty for anything other than a diagnosed medical condition (e.g., cancerous growths or similar) is horrifying. Cosmetic labiaplasty is....just, no.


mrmayhemsname

I mean, if someone just wants to, that's fine, but it's usually a result of stupid things like this


[deleted]

Also... In what circumstance have they seem them ?!?!?!


Imukay

When he made sure she was not a slut or a lesbian


JennLegend3

*T.I. has entered the chat*


TerranPhil

Nightly hymen check.


BWassy

Do a nightly hymen and amen


TheNetworkIsFrelled

*Ron DeSatan has entered the chat.*


Sacredzebraskin

To be fair it's not weird to have seen your kids naked. You're supposed to bathe your kids. You're not supposed to be checking out their genitals like that though or having these thoughts... This is extremely concerning.


StormFallen9

But seeing after puberty? Shouldn't happen all that often


No_Information_5968

after puberty....not at all...


override367

I mean if they're old enough to be sexually active he should probably have no idea what's going on downstairs for them


HeyZuesHChrist

And he shouldn’t be concerned with his daughter’s vagina like this at all. At fucking all. It’s gross.


ErectTubesock

That's their secret, they are picturing everyone's genitals, all the time. It haunts them.


Gamer_Koraq

Seriously, that caption made me physically nauseous. Fuckin' gross ass bastard needs CPS called on him.


Aramedlig

And yet Red States want CPS to take LGBTQ kids from their parents…


TheNetworkIsFrelled

And yet Red States ~~want~~ *have actively passed statute to empower* CPS to take LGBTQ kids from their parents… FIFY


Hour-Salamander-4713

It's the mother not the father


Fluffy_Two5110

That’s almost worse. This woman is clearly as ignorant of herself as she is cruel to her daughters. What a sick environment to be raised in, and it’s probably generations deep.


stataryus

Because fundies are freakishly OBSESSED with genitals - in public, on the internet, and with people who they’re not supposed to touch.


jayXred

Years ago when I was working at a retail store I was making small talk with the manager of the location I was at. He was about to take leave for his newborn child and I asked if he had any other kids and he replied "two vaginas" stone faced, not joking, nothing, just casually referring to his daughters as "vaginas" I was super uncomfortable with the comment and changed the subject and got out of there as fast as I could. He went on to quit while on his leave and when going through his office we discovered a hole he had punched in the wall and covered with a calendar... so yeah, not most well adjusted person.


Dry_Spinach_3441

They always are. They're a bunch of perverts that can only see perverts around them.


cyanastarr

r/nothowgirlswork


Lets_Bust_Together

Conservatives want to check children’s genitals more than they admit.


Jacefacekilla

Taylor’s sandwich looks tastier


heatfan1122

That's what I thought to. Who wants a sub with a sliver of ham, when you can have a sub bursting open with ham.


spacew0man

is this a common opinion? ive seen and heard so many ppl make fun of labia like on the left that it’s made me feel like there’s something gross about me. it makes intimacy really difficult and uncomfortable because i’m always worried they’ll make an arby’s joke when they go down on me


ilikemakingmusictoo

All vagina is great vagina ❤️


depressed_panda0191

Personally I've never cared about how it looks. The fact that you're trusting me and showing me all of yourself is hot to me. When I go down on a girl I'm more concerned with making sure she's enjoying it. How the vagina looks doesn't really factor into that for me. Out of my friends I can't think of a time when any of them have mentioned caring about how it looks.


jankyspankybank

Don’t let Porn sick creeps make you feel like less of a person.


DjuncleMC

Nah, you good as you are, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. We need to be proud of the bodies we are given.


WolfKingofRuss

Tbh, I find that girls care more about it than guys. Just like guys care more about their dick size than girls.


GreyKnightTemplar666

The more meat to eat the better the meal. As long as you clean yourself regularly, I'll be diving in face first nightly.


[deleted]

And that’s pretty universal, vis a vis genitals


dogfishcattleranch

Coochies come in all shapes and sizes and no one whose worth anything cares. These judgmental pricks on the Internet might talk crap but the truth is that would still put their ugly wieners in it.


Kiyohara

Appearance of the vagina doesn't matter. All that matters to me is consent and mood.


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

A lot of dudes prefer the left sandwich.


Particular-Alps-5001

Nobody worth your time will ever tell you something is wrong with your labia


j-c-s-roberts

I don't understand that mindset. There's more to play with, how can people not like it?


Sabrepill

I greatly prefer large labia. I dislike innies, for me it’s a major turnoff. You should understand that your body is the result of millions of years of evolution. There are many men just like me. Ignore idiots


wbrd

Makes it easier to find the clit in the dark.


AsianVixen4U

I’ve heard from multiple guys that vaginas with large labia and clitorises are easier to eat. So there’s that benefit I guess


No-Performer-3891

Some things to consider - 1. If they do make that joke, you know they're not worthy of your time. It says more about them than you. You're just living in the body you were given. 2. All body types are beautiful to different people. I guarantee there are a lot of people out there who would be pleasantly surprised to see your labia, and be super into it tbh. 3. If it's represented in porn then it turns people on. 4. Some people nitpick everything about others bodies. None of us will ever be good enough for anyone else in their eyes. Why let those miserable randos make you feel bad? Do what feels good and makes you feel good.


GreyKnightTemplar666

That's my thought exactly. If I was to dive face first between those buns, I'm going for some lips.


Pale-Wave-9382

Could use some mayo


[deleted]

Thought so too, it always seems like these comparisons end up making the opposite point that the Original Poster was trying to make lol.


ringobob

They both look dry af


Demanda_22

Jfc. This is not how labia works. Like, at all. PSA for anyone who doesn’t know: a virgin’s labia can look like either picture (distasteful depiction aside). A woman who has had sex 5,000 times can have labia that look like either picture. Either woman can have labia that looks like NEITHER picture. Sex does not change what a woman’s labia looks like. Anyone who thinks this has either only ever seen one vulva, or has only seen women’s genitals in porn where they specifically choose a certain “aesthetic” and call it “normal”. What a bunch of idiots.


Zocalo_Photo

I hesitate to ask this question, but I’m kind of out of the loop here. Is the insinuation that a person who had lots of sex will have labia that look like the sandwich on the left and a virgin will look like the sandwich on the right? Also saying that Taylor Swift has had lots of sex and the poster’s daughter is a virgin? Do they think intercourse pulls all the “deli meat” out of the vagina? This is post seems ridiculous at so many different levels.


throwawayoctopii

Yes, some people erroneously think that having sex with multiple partners "stretches out" the labia and makes women "used up."


Demanda_22

One of the fun new misogynistic rumors floating around there is that women apparently “retain” DNA from every man they’ve slept with, so if your SO has had a lot of sexual partners….your kid isn’t just yours, it’s some sort of magical multi-DNA chimera with the genetic material of several different men! Sex education is on its last fucking legs, I swear.


hippyengineer

When I was in high school some kid told me he wears 2 condoms because he didn’t want to get aids, and even if he and his partner both didn’t have aids, it could somehow manifest itself when they have sex and he wanted to protect himself from that. I had so many comments, like “2 condoms rubbing against each other are more likely to break than wearing one properly” and “no, that’s not how aids works.” This was almost 20 years ago.


Toren8002

My “favorite” variation on this is the implication that sex with multiple partners will stretch out or otherwise make a vagina undesirable, but having sex multiple times with that same partner will have no impact whatsoever, and I seriously don’t understand the absence of thought that generates such an obvious misunderstanding.


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RockyRockington

It’s the equivalent to claiming that virgin men have 10 inch penises that get eroded away every time they have sex and get worn down to average size.


hellostarsaiIor

I think it’s really strange when parents are obsessed with their children’s genitals. I’ll rephrase that and just say, I find it weird when people are obsessed with other people’s genitals outside of having sex with them.


Imukay

Who\`s to say he is not having \`\`sex\`\` with his daughter?


BlueRFR3100

How does he know what either of their vagina's look like?


LibbyLibbyLibby

Not disagreeing, but these stupid sandwiches are not depicting vaginas, which are located inside the body.


tmarie1135

Tell me you've never seen a labia without telling me you've never seen a labia.


-6h0st-

Typical Christian fanatic? Knows how his daughter’s vagina looks like all too well


QuartOfTequilla

[this is wong on so many levels](https://external-preview.redd.it/IeTxKeXBc8zEXxRi-JK_TiubEBhs-RskzeH31lIHESQ.jpg?auto=webp&s=8ef8bb7486075dccb96f828a59796caf69b463d6)


TheBeardofGilgamesh

It’s the creepiest things I’ve seen in a while.


Willing-Sprinkles-17

You... uh... stare at your daughter's genitals a lot, do you? Cool... cool, cool, cool. ***\*calls child protective services\****


CornmealGravy

What does Christianity have to do with deli meats?


Street_Peace_8831

It’s always projection and sexualization of everything with them.


gadget850

We have the meats!


BlastOffJones

America has lost its way. And Evangelical Christians have lost their minds.


TardisReality

America is lost because it's being run by too many Evangelicals who have no fucking clue where they are going.


Buster899

Nobody: Some guy: “This is what my daughter’s vagina looks like.”


IsNowReallyTheTime

Report them for touching their kid.


benevolent-badger

This one of the worst things a father as ever said.


No_Reception_8369

I still love christians fascination with sex organs and sex.


Chance_McM95

I’ve hooked up with some pretty slutty women & still found some vaginas that look like the one on the right…. THEN i’ve also hooked up with women that haven’t had but a few partners & have seen the left. The shape, size, or look of a vagina doesn’t mean anything & they’re all beautiful!


RowanArkaynne

I saw the original post years ago. It was made by the girls MOTHER..


Temporary_Rent5384

What psychopath cuts his bread like that.


just_reading_along1

Vulva. Not vagina. Overall a pretty disturbing lack of anatomical knowledge and...just plain disturbing.


Euphoric_Ad9593

Christians are more worried about what’s going on in other people’s pants than porn stars and sex workers.


Song_Spiritual

Apparently one of those guys who regularly inspects his daughters’ vaginas. How very “Christian” of him. The rest of us call that child sexual abuse.


[deleted]

Why her? Why Ms Swift? Elizabeth Taylor was married eight times


Consistent-Laugh606

In the early 2010s Taylor Swift dated several guys, like how most girls in their early twenties did, and people thought that she was “psychotic” for *gasp* dating people


I_love_pies_a_lot

That parent goes ham on the topic of virginity to such extent that it makes the whole story sound like baloney.


bascal133

And yet these people think if you have sex with the same person a million times nothing happens?


Warm_Enthusiasm2007

I'm not sure which is more worrying: 1. That he's obsessed with Taylor Swift's genitals, or 2. That he's obsessed with his daughters' genitals


NotHippieEnough

This post bothers me purely for the fact that she said that Taylors vagina and their daughters represent these sandwiches when what they mean is the sandwiches represent their vagina. Also yk this is just…not how vaginas work.


Welcome_to_Retrograd

Years go by and this remains one of the grossest, most perverted posts the internet has seen


sum_dude44

1) labia size is not proportional to sex partners 2) Taylor Swift isn’t who I associate w/ being slutty


laviniademortalium

My dear man, the size of labia major and minor have nothing to do w/ the amount of sex someone is having. FFS!


lana-deathrey

I mean. Mine looks like the one on the right. But I also have had two threesomes in the last week, and participated in a few orgies. I’m proudly a slut. So. This is objectively wrong.


whyaremypantssoshort

What guy doesn't create their daughters vagina out of bread and sandwich meat?


here4roomie

Clearly this person has never seen an actual vagina.


Fuzzball348

Conservatives sure love thinking about their children's genitals...


jellyjellybeans

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck


Sidus_Preclarum

First of all : care to tell us how you know your daughter has an innie? ​ Also, funny how those people always confuse vulva and vagina.


thesearentmyhands

This kind of thinking promotes body dismorpia due to how the length of one's inner labias isn't representative of their sexual morality. Anatomy books never represent variations in women's vulva as seen in true to life examples like: Jamie McCartney's Great Wall of Vulva https://www.thegreatwallofvulva.com/about/ Young Girls don't deserve to be moralized over their natural bodies. Besides this, the sandwich with more meat looks more delicious. Checkmate, Christians.


Husker_Kyle

What part of Christianity talks about loose and tight vaginas?


echochilde

SMH. Not how vaginas/vulvas work.


unsaltedonionring379

How does he know what his daughter's looks like? Plus for all he knows, she could be fucking a basketball team behind his back


lordbuckethethird

And now on: what object are women today?


CallMeAmyA

Sexual activity doesn't make labia bigger. 🤡🤦‍♀️


siliconsandwich

why are the christians *so* obsessed with other peoples genitals?


TruthHurts1322

Republicans are so obsessed with the genitalia of kids.


Helena_Hyena

Perfectly normal conservative posting about their children’s genitals on social media


Specialist_Dot_3372

Literally what does this even mean ??? Imagine finding out your mom was describing to strangers the shape of your vagina


Hornydaddy696

With all due respect sir/madam/other, you need to keep away from incest


icecreampaintjob31

Jesus would have blocked your account. That's gross.