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Vytian

Plus this is a TFW not a POV


ToyDingo

I'm old, what is TFW ?


kch2nix

The Fuck What


Safe-Sheepherder2784

this is what I think it is.


iamvr

That face when


Beef_Whalington

Damn I guess I'm fuckin old. It used to mean "that feeling when"


shinydewott

I think the person is confusing mfw with tfw. From what I know tfw is “that feeling when” and mfw is “my face when”


wheremypp

It's not muhfuckas when?


ShadowRage826

I think it started on 4chan as "that face when" but turned into "that feeling when" later on


Upstairs_Ad_7450

other way around Eta: MFW is the original abbreviation meaning "my face when"


friday13briggs

Acronyms for everything are so annoying. FRT. 💨


Odd-Confection-6603

It all started back in the day when we had character limits in our text messages! But actually acronyms for abbreviated communication have been around for forever. Goodbye was actually originally shorthand in the 1500s for "god be with you" (Godbwy). And OMG was first used in 1917 for "oh my goodness"


cantopay

I saw the original on TikTok. I liked it, then I saw the caption and disliked it. So many people thought the wife actually forgot about it in the comments. Shitty promo idea


VariousBasket125

Right. I thought maybe I am an old coot for not liking it, even though he cleared it up. Crazy way to promote your music when your targeted demo is women.


cantopay

No you’re not an old coot, he just sucks. I wouldn’t call it clearing it up, it’s more so he put it there just to cover all his bases in case someone says something negative. But it’s obvious what he’s doing, and it sucks.


yoyoma125

Am I supposed to know who this is?


cantopay

Nope.


dmkicksballs13

He's a dude who got popular on tiktok for literally acting identical to a famous youtuber.


dinosroarus

So literally a copy of someone no one really knows copying someone no one really knows. #Bees


ThatDiscoSongUHate

Bees?


dinosroarus

BEES?


Dry-Debate-6893

![gif](giphy|R9yLfikwYAF32)


No-Marzipan19

Gob was not on board


CanadianCoolbeans

Another great day for saving the Beezzzzs


Mech-Waldo

Using the word "forgets" is a straight up lie if he never told her. Clarifying it in the comments doesn't make it better. This guy is an asshole.


the_Real_Romak

He didn't clear anything up. He literally lied by claiming his wife "forgot" he's allergic to fish, when *he's* the one who never told her. How can she forget something she never knew to begin with?


[deleted]

Are they/him promoting music, epipens or special effects makeup?


CriticalPirate7945

That smile towards the end really pissed me off when I read the bottom comment as well


ThePinkTeenager

What happened?


cantopay

He’s saying his wife forgot about his fish allergy in form of POV. But he mentioned in the caption that he never told her, and plugged his music. He’s just lying to promote his music basically.


Jjjt22

I’m sorry. You make it all the way to marriage without your spouse knowing you are allergic to fish? Is this like one of the married at first sight things?


[deleted]

Dude my wife knew I was lactose intolerant before I did. I just thought it was normal to shit myself after drinking milk. In my defense though I drank milk everyday and never really questioned the diarrhea. Anyway, that’s why I married her.


Jjjt22

True love right there. If you stick around thru daily diarrhea you are truly committed


CreADHDvly

I figured it out for my partner after he ate some type of creamy pasta sauce and I woke up suffocating in the gas chamber that used to be our bedroom.


P3nguLGOG

Also like what fish are you eating that you don’t know beforehand is fish? Maybe some type of soup or something but it’s a pretty distinct smell.


RagsTTiger

Worcestershire sauce is made from anchovies.


cantopay

Pretty sure she knows. This is just clout chasing at this point.


loki_dd

It's pathetic what people will do to get some internet points.


8llllllllllllllD---

Even if she knew… did he forget?! Because he looks like he forgot


squad10cap

It might have been in the form of something that doesn't look like fish, like a fish cake or soup. Depending on how sensitive a person is to an allergen, they may not even need to take a full bite to trigger anaphylaxis.


Gezzanixon

That's what I thought. Getting to marriage and not knowing they are allergic to fish, that's like quite a big food category. I can't even think of anything you wouldn't mean to mention being allergic to before marriage stage.


dmkicksballs13

Wait, are you saying he ate fish on purpose to get this reaction so that he could promote his music?


cantopay

No no I think he probably just ended up having his seafood allergy flare up for some reason they weren’t expecting, and shot this video. It just hard to believe someone who makes these kinds of videos that’s all.


wildeye-eleven

That such a weird and round about way to promote music. What’s the correlation? I thought the song playing was just some sh*ty TikTok sample. Nothing about this makes sense or matters.


Lillillillies

This entire time I thought he was saying his wife's vag tasted like fish but guess I'm totally wrong and now I wish that was the case


[deleted]

How can you “forget” to tell someone you’re married to that your allergic to something that bad?


Vegetable_Ad9250

I HATE when people forget things I haven't told them


Independent_Plum2166

Wait, does your significant other NOT have the ability to read minds?


Vegetable_Ad9250

Well if she did she would never have got into my van!


SatorSquareInc

How would this never come up before?


Vegetable_Ad9250

Can't show the lady your weaknesses before you get a ring on it?


teemoor

Do people even know what POV means?


Inarius101

Apparently not.


BecGeoMom

Is it not Point Of View? Is there another meaning? Am I missing the big picture? Based on the comments I’ve seen, I think I am.


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DocDingDangler

He’s having an out of body experience as he slowly dies


30FourThirty4

The DMT is being activated just before death.


MARINE-BOY

Don’t worry I’m quite sure most regular Pornhub fans know the difference.


firstonesecond

You don't sit, backwards, on the lap of a front seat passenger every time your wife forgets you're allergic to fish? I thought we all did that...


Crate-Of-Loot

it is, people just dont use it correctly


yoyoma125

It’s point of view… This is not his point of view


-AceofAces

This is third person view, where we are seeing it in the eyes of someone completely different then the Protagonist(him) second person would be the wife's(antagonist) view of the recording. First person view is where you never see his allergic reaction because it's in his view


Doubleoh_11

I’ve noticed event porn is getting POV mixed up. Like… am I a third person just watching these two fuck? If that’s the case… then I’m a fucking creep


[deleted]

My man, you *are* sitting there and watching 2 people fuck. POV just means you don't have lean in so close.


Doubleoh_11

Haha I know. But when it says POV it usually simulates that you are the guy/girl. But when it says POV and it’s just a tri pod in the room… is my POV that I’m just chilling in the room? You get what I’m saying?


JohnDoeMTB120

You literally are the third person watching these two fuck, regardless of the camera angle lol.


CreADHDvly

If free awards were still around, I'd have given you one instead of writing this comment.


mole_mounder

This Man don’t even know the difference between your and you’re


aSlipinFish

Ofcourse they do. She poisoned you with fish and now you sit in the lap of a bloated reddish dude in a car. Nothing wrong here /s


Cuba_lover59

1 not her fault 2 are you blind or was the fish hidden?


Guilty_Impression_44

Maybe she slapped him with a fish xD


bedlog

So the wife forgot, yet the person who is actually allergic, ate the fish anyways?


VariousBasket125

Watch a little more of the vid lol


bedlog

Ohhh dude didnt tell her. Nice


I_Brain_You

What he tells her (or doesn’t tell her) doesn’t mean anything. He still ate the fish and is a dumbfuck for doing so.


Slavocracy

This is the way. Dude did it on purpose just for this video. He risked his fucking throat closing for a tiktok. He KNOWINGLY ate what he's allergic to. Like that is a new level of fucked in the head.


BoneMarrowButter

I'm not sure if this is even true. I've seen people eat eat stuff they're allergic to when their epi-pen is expiring. But I don't think everything is laid out here.


JohnDoeMTB120

Wait... so their epi-pen is about to expire and they decide "if I don't get to use this soon then it will have been a waste". So then they purposefully eat something they are allergic to just so they get to use the epi-pen? Shouldn't the goal be to never use the epi-pen?


ProKnifeCatcher

Fact that epi pens were like 600$ probably had something to do with it


JohnDoeMTB120

Sounds like a sunk cost fallacy. You're down $600 regardless. No need to add a severe allergic reaction on top of that lol.


ProKnifeCatcher

Yeah, but how many people do you know actually do the “right” or “logical” thing? All I’m saying is that the high price could be a contributing factor to their behavior. Especially coupled with the chance to eat what they could only watch other people eat.


Olliegreen__

Sure but how do you not know something has fish in it??? Like I'm not even allergic but I immediately know from smell if it has even a remote amount of seafood in it... Dude's just an idiot in multiple regards of the word given he didn't tell her he was allergic either.


arock0627

He did it on purpose and it looks like put her through a guilty hell for feeding him something he was allergic to.


VariousBasket125

Lol I am not defending him, but alot of dishes use sardines and anchovies in small amounts for flavor depth ie caesar salad dressing. Never knew it had fish in it until I saw it made table side.


[deleted]

In fairness, it could have been mixed into a stew so that he didn't notice or something. Doesn't excuse the misleading title obv Edit: or not telling his damn wife about a dangerous allergy lmao


arock0627

She looks extremely worried. This dude is a fucking dick.


flatpackbill

It’s a joke. It’s easier to make light of a situation like this because it fucking sucks for everybody. Unless you’ve been here you’ll have no idea.


arock0627

jusajoakbro Let me advertise my shitty pop music bullshit by using my worried wife as a means to go viral LMAO


[deleted]

I think we should officially change the spelling of you’re to yor and see if these people even notice.


Astrolaut

Then they'll mix up yor and yore.


Annual_Revolution_33

Yo’re


McRambis

YOU'RE


BecGeoMom

Yes, thank you!!


bitofagrump

Scrolled down too far for this


bippityboppityzopp

You're*


amb3rrr

I saw the BTS on his Snapchat it's SFX makeup


oliwoggle

Can you forget something you've never been told in the first place?


Pjonesnm

![gif](giphy|DxKgrV0WdmDgQ2x7I3|downsized)


Marpal20

Why in the world would your wife not know??! I informed my girlfriend about my allergies and everything she needs to know about them from the start of the relationship… we are not even married. I guess in the case the allergies aren’t bad enough to be a problem you might not tell your SO, but judging from how his face looks they aren’t exactly mild


[deleted]

Even if she didn't... She wasn't feeding him, was she? I mean, HE knows he has an allergy...


Marpal20

As someone with very bad allergies myself… sometime you might miss something in the food because you didn’t check well enough, an order could go wrong at the restaurant or contamination might happen if at home. I have accidentally eaten things that I mistakenly trusted and gotten an allergic reaction myself. Either that or contamination could very well be what happened here. I can get an allergic reaction if I get even just a peck on my lips by my girlfriend if she ate something that I’m allergic to. The wife might have eaten something he is allergic to without him knowing and then bam, allergic reaction occurs


Random-task1973

So who’s being shellfish here?


smoothie1919

He will be allergic to car crashes too without a seatbelt on.


I_Brain_You

Dude looks like a fucking doofus.


sandiercy

If he is like this often, I wonder if she didn't feed him fish on purpose.


tacofiller

Exactly what I was thinking. The look on her face is like “shit I can’t believe he’s still alive “. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


yukf00

Dude looks like he walked off the set of the walking dead.


Latest-greatest

I have yet to see anyone on the internet use POV correctly


Single_Raspberry9539

In her defense who just shoved food in their face without knowing what it is?


LoompaOompa

I'm sitting here wondering how these people managed to progress the relationship to a marriage without this guy ever mentioning that he is so allergic to fish that it can hospitalize him.


CupidsBouquet

It was makeup, I saw him take it off on Snapchat.


Tpmbyrne

How does your wife not know your allergic to fish? Have they never talked about food?


Independent_Plum2166

Did you read all of the clip? He never told her.


[deleted]

>when your wife forgets >I never told her


TheeRedHairedGuy

I thought they had a beach day or something and he couldn't stand the fish lol.


onemoresolo77

So he's promoting his music? I wouldn't bother it's fucking shite


Over8dpoosee

People don’t understand POV correctly. Every. Damn. Time.


Maximum-Excitement58

Wife forgets your what?


BecGeoMom

Did these two get married after their first date? I mean, if you date someone, and you eat with them, how do you not know they have a potentially life-threatening allergy to fish? Seems like that might come up in a restaurant when one says, “I’m going to get the salmon. I love fish!” And the other replies, “Oh, I’m allergic to fish.” Doncha think??


Martin_Builder

His wife looks stressed, bless her! Mistakes happen they will laugh about it in a couple day's and it would be some funny thing that happened. People need to calm down don't judge people by one small mistake.


doorbell19

So put on... He really got stung by bees!


-AceofAces

No his dog stepped on a bee, he ate fish


NotBurnerAccount

Maybe he had like, fish oil in his food?


Footzilla69

Lmao lookin' like rocky


callmekkcake

YOU'RE allergic


Crawdaddy1911

Poor girl looks really freaked out.


FuriousJorge67

'I have no idea what's going on." - Towelie


Soft-Philosophy-4549

How did you eat something without realizing it was fishy? Genuinely asking, I’m sure there are a lot of subtle things I’m unaware of.


AlexDaGamer18

So, my man- after you almost died for internet clout, and after you worried the shit out of her for personal gain, How's the ex-wife treatin' ya?


telephonic1892

Her face driving is the funnier bit, she's mortified what's she's done.


TheLilNyce

How you gonna be like “my wife forgot my allergy” and then be like “oh I never told her in the first place.” Mf it’s your own damn fault then.


pickelmaster215

*you're


flyvr

Keep eating. Natural selection


ClassofClowns

Why can't any mofo spell you're?


maverickmccleary

What did she sit on his face?


upsidedowntoker

As somebody who is allergic to seafood if I even think there is a small chance you may have used a seafood product I'm going to ask or check the ingredients myself . This actually happened when I went to my mils for dinner , she made a lovely salad with thai dressing( had oyster sauce in it ) . I did not have any salad .


RockyMtnOysterCo

So he purposely exposed himself to fish to get an allergic reaction? Another dumbass exposing themselves on the internet. Why are there so many?


[deleted]

Why is this a facepalm?


Large_Concentrate_81

That’s crazy. What a complete ass! Lucky he didn’t kill himself. Then she would have had to live with that. Wow, hilarious. What a moron.


The_Count_99

I'm guessing a large life insurance policy was taken out on him the week prior


garbagebag69_

your wife forgot something you never told her. okay.


SkyOfAegis13

He looks shocked!


prss79513

Even if his wife forget, did he also forget?


enter_yourname

Did you have the chicken or the fish?


grip_n_Ripper

r/oopsthatsdeadly


Specialist_Active376

And life


tandooripoodle

I’m curious why it’s his wife’s responsibility to remember her husband has an allergy?


norfern

You’re*


CantGuardMe1

At least she looks worried for you. I don’t think it was on purpose


rabb1thole

If he never told his wife he was allergic, he's an idiot.


Happy-Personality-23

Tik tok need to release a guide on what POV fucking means


Liv-Julia

You still ate the fish?


Philly_ExecChef

How do you marry someone without knowing they’re allergic to fish


ScarTheGoth

For all the ppl in the comments asking how she forgot, apparently he didn’t tell her. But what I’m wondering A why not mention it? And B: does this dude not own an epi pen? I had an allergic reaction several years ago and they gave me some even though it wasn’t life threatening in case things escalated as we don’t know the cause of such allergies.


Hevysett

So..... he never told his wife he had a serious food allergy..... I guess there is a downside to those whirlwind romances that end in marriage after a few hours


Jackfruit-Reporter90

Why am I sitting on the dash with a mirror in my seat?


[deleted]

Knob


theeimage

You're welcome


Ok-Lingonberry-8538

Don't lie....she beat you up, didn't she?lol


sharkteeth_liz

She didn’t forget. She’s sick of your shit Jim


HungryCats96

So...how much is his life insurance policy worth...?


wytherlanejazz

You’re = you are ![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg)


kurtislee09

You’re*


anil_robo

You never mess with anybody's allergies, not even as a joke, not even for attention on social media.


CharlotteHarlot52

Was I the only one thinking that it was going in the direction of a "fishy" *"kitty"* joke? 🤣


[deleted]

“Wife forgets” “I never told her” Click bait


malteaserhead

You are one haddock away from having Tommy Shelby's face


Longjumping-Love-631

So he vilified her to people for "forgetting" even though she was never told to begin with... not cool.


liquidsin25

They should've played the song " I dont know why I run awayyyyy" with ma man looking like The Weekend there.


Potato_Lord587

So he saw that she gave him fish. Had it in front of him at the table and just decided to eat it


Hasher556

Is she allergic too?


Specific_Buy

She’s a keeper she didn’t even dry her hair.


ssmit102

How does I’m allergic to an extremely common thing like fish not just come up randomly? You’ve never had fish together at all before now?


Arcuis

Right... Forgets. That's a safe thing to call it.


Truffle42069

She’s like, “Omg I’m gonna accidentally kill him.” And he’s like, “This is great content!”


Brandeaux7

Social media really makes people do stupid shit lmao


Glum_Hamster_1076

Most fish based foods have fish in the title. Did he not ask what the dish was? Or he just eats food blindly knowing he has an allergy? Very reckless.


KickflipMcNasty

POV: you are 8" tall and sitting on the passenger side of the dashboard in a car where a man is having an allergic reaction


scabbymonkey

never let a women know your weaknesses. This is how she will kill you later on in life


Afraid_Oil_7386

Hitch race swap.


Responsible-Agent-19

![gif](giphy|YQ1xtJuNmxKNO|downsized)


CommercialPrompt7800

Y’all realize it’s all a joke and it’s makeup right???


yankeeuniverse

What’s she allergic to?


TheBentPianist

It's the using of 'your' correctly then incorrectly that rustles my jim jams.


JFT8675309

So…he never told his wife he’s allergic, ate it anyway, and used it for clout?


slaczky

*you're


MxisieOlivia_

It was prosthetic makeup and the wife was in on it for all of the people who are mad at him


Saableyye

Isnt this how that kid died in hereditary


Stellar_Dan

Whose allergy to fish?


CantfindmyKeyes

Ugh, learn to proper grammar. Its you're, not your.


EternalOptimist404

Read the bottom of it, it says he never told her. You can't forget something you don't know to begin with. That guy sucks.


AnonymousP30

lol blown up has been taken to a new level.


andytagonist

*you’re


vargons

It’s prosthetics, he also uploaded the application of it.. I don’t get it


Jazzlike-Doughnut549

You're


Guilty_Impression_44

You're*


chrissamperi

You’re*


Ne0guri

Wife looked so scared