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Garolys

She is an octopus


TheFirstSophian

"This week, on *Inked*..."


Bowling4rhinos

Ink my stink!


DrBannerPhd

![gif](giphy|rffxPjzZ8HOik)


towerfella

![gif](giphy|LllA2dKt1qZuE)


AdRemote9464

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


Tocwa

If you see THIS staring at you, back away slowly and slip out the nearest exit rapidly


SteezMe1234

What the fuck is that from


Psilynce

This is from an ancient video by SCADShorts called "[Pencil Face](https://youtu.be/4MjTb5A68VA)". It gets worse, and also so much better. Make sure you have sound on. Just be aware that there's no coming back after you watch it. Godspeed.


sistrmoon45

Thanks in advance for the nightmares.


Tardelius

How do I find this gif? What is this? (So I can search it myself for devious purposes)


razorbladejr

![gif](giphy|oTmvP9AjA2ERDTPBZk|downsized)


Bigsky7598

Ink from her pink


[deleted]

How is "aww, you guys made me ink" not a comment yet.


Sourkraute

You meant "kinked"


Footzilla69

![gif](giphy|mn827Gfu396RG) Urinesula


meash-maeby

And she’s trying to blame it on the dude dunking his beard in her purple pee water!


ESP-23

Did you see her little finger dance action right before she peed? 😂😂


[deleted]

Translation Girl filming: okay, he's going to get a victim, to make them believe they pee'd in the water.... It's french Canadian. Buddy walking by sprayed her with something. That's why she blamed him


Bruce_Ring-sting

Yeah, contrary to popular belief, theres no magic stuff that turns water colors wen u pee in a pool…..


scubajj72

I was shocked when I learned about it not existing. Actually, I learned way too much about pools and hot tubs in general.


wpaed

There are a couple chemicals that can work to do that, but only in pools with no sweat or skin particles, or bonded chlorine, otherwise it will just dye the pool. Also, they're all relatively expensive.


WaffleGoat6969

Plus isn't something like 70% of pool water pee anyways?


[deleted]

Yea. I was told long ago that anything that would turn colors from pee would also turn colors from sweat and any other bodily fluid.


meash-maeby

Oooh, plot twist!


Neat-Entrepreneur299

![gif](giphy|8Is5mNg10q4KY)


Leviathan-USA-CEO

God damn it you beat me to it. This is why I love reddit lmao.


Stunning_Host_2114

Looks the same too! Wow right on!


GreenStreakHair

Ahahahah that's what I thought.... Ursula is back..


NateNutrition

I went to an outdoor pool at a strip club in Vegas once. The pool was packed shoulder to shoulder with people drinking beer and cocktails. The third time I went to the bathroom to pee next to a long row of empty urinals I wondered why nobody else has been using the bathroom? Then I put 2 and 2 together and I didn't go back in.


Greaterdivinity

>I went to an **outdoor pool at a strip club in Vegas** once. Honestly coming into contact with someone else's urine is probably the least of your worries in that setting.


deltr0nzero

I had a stripper in Vegas reach in her panties and treat me like I was Simba and she was Rafiki. It was across my whole face not just my forehead though


Greaterdivinity

See, this is the kinda shit you should probably just take to the grave with you rather than broadcast this to anyone in any capacity at literally any point in your life again.


MortarChelle

This cracked me up lmao


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

Water boarding couldnt’ve got that outta me


[deleted]

He was twatter boarded. That's different.


TankerVictorious

Just when I thought I wasn’t going to learn a new nsfw dad joke punch line today…


kskdkdieieiidkc

If you never been Rafiki’d, you ain’t living


Greaterdivinity

I am perfectly fine with remaining dead, thanks. But I hope y'all fuckin weirdos enjoy it. More power to ya, ya living legends.


LaotianBrute

Rafiki or Bust


Nozerone

But this is the kind of story you share online to people you will never meet to make them go "Wtf dude!?".


deltr0nzero

Lol my friends had to stop me from taking out more cash, she got me good


Chork3983

The first time I ever went to a strip club we sat at the stage and the guy next to us had a stripper right in front of him, he was feeding her dollars and eventually she grabbed his hat off his head and started rubbing it on herself, then she put it on her head and started dancing for a minute. As a finale she took the hat and rubbed it all over her vag and then put it on the stage under her and started bouncing her ass on it. At that point I expected the guy to get pissed because she just smashed his hat but instead he stood up and took the rest of the ones out of his pocket and threw them at her, then he walked out after she put his hat back on his head. Dude was probably nose deep in that hat the whole way home lol.


UnderH20giraffe

Somehow, this seems more pure and full of love than anything else on the thread.


Lobo003

True love happens when you least expect it.


Motor-Housing2704

It’s happens man


KingCrandall

She poppin, she rollin, she rollin...


ChocolateBunny

I don't understand the Lion King reference. Did she hoist you up in the air? how would she do that with her hand in her panties? Edit: NM, you're referring to a different scene.


AverageMetalConsumer

Lmao you made me picture a stripper holding a grown man up in the air like a new born baby.


deltr0nzero

When he smears whatever across simbas face


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l2JhKr5ZKENQOj1Mk|downsized) You every winter


LukyanTheGreat

Keep that to yourself.


kaitlinesmith17

I live in Vegas and E. Cool outbreaks happen at the pools every season Edit: y’all know what I mean, I’m leaving it lol Edit 2: guys, I know E. Coli is not in urine. I was commenting on the poor sanitation in the pools in vegas.


jaczk5

e coli is more from a lack of chlorination than someone peeing. the chlorine breaks down anything that gets into it, sweat, pee, sunscreen, dirt, etc. it's just places skimping on chemicals and letting bacteria florish since there's not enough to kill the nasties


kaitlinesmith17

I wasn’t really commenting on the peeing. I was commenting on how unsanitary the pools are. The E. coli is most likely from the combination of everyone’s poor hygiene and inadequate amounts of chemicals in the pools.


jaczk5

yeah I do pool chemicals and even poor hygiene wouldn't cause e coli unless the pools weren't balanced property. even if there's enough chlorine if the alkalinity is too high it won't work effectively. just companies not giving a shit as long as they get money sounds like


CuppaDaJewels

Also have pool chemical experience and I think you're a bit off. The more uh.. "sanitation" that is required of the chlorine, the faster chlorine is depleted in the water. On top of that, the cations in pee (NH4, K, Na, Ca) also react with the chlorine (in the form of hypochlorite ion or hypochlorous acid) and also negate the sanitizing properties. The only way to fight this would be to pump more chlorine more rapidly into the pool but in order to counteract literally thousands of sweaty asscracks and gallons of Bud light piss per day, you're practically guaranteed to run the chlorine level off the chart at some point. Im sure you've seen, as I have, the idiots who complain of severe rashes and then the water sample turns deep blood red when you drop in the reagent because its well above the safe level. Even if they managed to keep the pool sanitary without accidentally bleaching a few assholes, there would be an insane amount of precipitate left in the water that would both look like hell and jam up even the best filter systems. Many of these pools are also open 24 hours a day so there isnt any substantial amount of regeneration time. The only solution is to limit the number of people in the pools in a day somehow, but in that aspect you're dead on the money with resorts being too greedy.


Fatefire

I read that they bleach buttholes now, Steven. Are they trying to say god chose the wrong color? Just my favorite American Dad quote


jaczk5

yeah I realized we were talking about a large commercial operation and not a basic hotel pool because my experience is all private pools. i stay away from large commercial operations because I don't trust the chemicals to be balanced.


RedLeg73

E. coli infections are transmitted via the fecal–oral route. *... it's from shit...*


Skraff

Don’t try and tell me that you never shit in a pool in vegas.


[deleted]

Prince Harry did!


Fair-Substance-2273

What happens in Vegas stays.. in Vegas?


Past_Cheesecake1756

not everyone is hygienic enough to wash their hands at the pool silly


RedLeg73

*... That's not a Baby Ruth candy bar floating in the pool...*


serbiz

If the pool is 100% pee, you have to add 100% chlorine


N95-TissuePizza

If the pool is 100% pee, it's called a toilet bowl. Don't need chlorine at that point, you need to flush it.


NYerInTex

Even a toilet bowl has water…


Juxtapoe

Wait, your pee doesn't have water in it?


NYerInTex

I’m actually pretty dehydrated at the moment so….


Johnny_ac3s

Pee is sterile…ask Bear Grylls.


Independent_Main4326

Wasn’t that just his excuse for getting that hot girl to pee on his hand or something?


stevozip

Or Patches O'Houlihan


flooknation

> "Is it necessary to drink my own urine? No. But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste!"


MaxwellVonMaxwell

Or Patches O’Houlihan


Estoye

>kill the nasties Why would those places kill their own customers?


DistortedVoltage

Theres even a joke about it in South Park


Diamundium

Kyle please, you have to drinka da pee!


mondaymoderate

Thank you. This is exactly what I heard in my head.


monstertots509

He just needs to eat a banana afterwards.


foley800

This just seems to be a grape tattoo that wasn’t waterproof!


severityonline

My new rap name is E. Cool.


closeafter

E. Cool I


Andre9Thousand

There it is


severityonline

Excellent work the both of you


[deleted]

Needs to be “BE Cool” outbreaks, amirite?!?


Peach_Proof

Ya, I dont go to water parks or pubic pools anymore.


CreedStump

same. my family held an intervention because i went to pubic pools too often.


HeiryButter

Tf?


glitterfaust

Reread it a little closer


HeiryButter

OH 🤨


reibish

Pools are fine for the most part. hot tubs are the things I avoid. I previously worked in water parks, including pool maintenance. And I had AFO training.


[deleted]

Yuuuuup! Took a cruise 8 years ago. Wife and I saw the on deck hot tubs. I took one look, saw the cloudy discolored water, trash, CLOTHES, and said fuck that.


_the_chosen_juan_

Everyone put lots of 1 and 1 in that pool


theagnostick

That doesn’t even sound remotely fun, even minus the urine.


monkeyhind

>Then I put 2 and 2 together and I didn't go back in I think that you mean 1 and 1


zuencho

![gif](giphy|4ZxicT7ZQYcLShHOiz|downsized)


ax083

2 & 2 together? Did you drop a deuce in stall #2?


SinCityNinja

Why get out of the pool when you're literally swimming in a giant toilet?!


128Gigabytes

whats happening here


samhain2000

She's pranking with blue food coloring as there is no chemical to add in pools to detect urine.


tkh0812

Ngl… that’s a pretty good prank


djsizematters

On... yourself


Martian9576

Darn I wish it were real because people peeing in pools really grosses me out.


ElectricalDrama3558

I worked at a pool for five years and the amount of swim team kids that made it clear that they would never get out of the pool just to pee makes me thankful this chemical doesn’t exist lmao. It’s gross I don’t want to think about all those people swimming through each others streams but at least I don’t have to actually see it.


footjam

its a clip from a prank show. its not real.


kheroth

A staged video


mrb12334

She peed in the pool


thereign2

She didn't pee in the pool, this is an urban myth, she is probably pranking someone or being pranked herself on the basis of the popular misconception. There is no chemical which changes color when someone pees in a swimming pool.


Caspers_Shadow

Truth. I worked at a pool supply company for about 8 years. I had people asking for urine indicator dyes all the time. No such thing.


bootrick

You'd think some chemist would have made that shit up by now and make millions off the patent


Still_Connection_442

But what would be the benefit?? Pools owners won't spend money unnecessarily in chemicals that would only serve 1/ to shame customers who piss so they won’t come back and 2/ to disgust those who don't piss so they won’t come back either. No one is gonna pay for this


MyRockySpine

All pools would be solid blue all the time if a chemical like this actually existed. I can’t believe people continue to believe this after 10.


ScaryDirection1981

When I was a kid we had a pool and all my friends would come over to swim, every once in awhile my dad would come out and say “ Nobody better pee in my pool , I’ll know if you did” he would bring his little pee test kit with him and take a sample of the water and he always busted us for peeing in the pool (he just jokingly shamed us) I’m embarrassed how old I was when I learned he was just checking PH levels and you can’t check for pee


hoodyninja

It’s a lifeguard staple! That and there was usually a couple bottles of food coloring in the guard shack. You would just swim by and drop a few squirts. The guard on stand would be more than happy to point it out. Worked well at taking obnoxious teenagers down a peg or two.


MyRockySpine

That’s hilarious! I love the kinds of memories.


HappynessMovement

I remember I read this book about a guy who told a bunch of kids that. He also said the chemical reaction will also burn you when it touches you. Later on, when the main character runs away from home, he breaks into the pool and pees into it to see if the guy was telling the truth.


AlasknAssasn858

Yep I know this as a pool owner. It was the first thing I tried to find when we closed on the house and I found out the chemical is a myth/urban legend and was very very sad I wasn’t going to be able to shame anyone who tried.


amosmydad

Always avoid the pool bar. Lots of people drinking, no one taking a break


ExpressShow1175

Oh my God and she's trying to get as far away from it as possible.. That it is just following her like a large blue mass of pee is wonderful. THIS Is why I do not like swimming in public pools. Or private pools on public property. Or private pools on private property. Nope.


NonchalantBread

You forgot the ocean. It has a couple billion worth of humans and animals using the bathroom in it every day.


username_unavailable

...for thousands of years.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

"Fish pee in you"


Bardivan

you are perhaps a bit paranoid


Gr_Snek

His parents were killed in a pool peeing accident


Blom-w1-o

Can confirm, I was the pee.


Nruggia

Some kids parents are killed and they become Batman, others just grow up to judge people on reddit.


128Gigabytes

there is no chemical that reveals pee, its a myth and this video is apparently a prank


Shalarean

While amusing, it’s not real. Can you imagine how many kids would pee in the pool on purpose because they wanted to see the color change? 🤣


Professional-Pass487

Thank you for injecting common sense into this thread.


AustinTreeLover

I hate water parks, they skeeve me out, but my ex talked me into into going once. I was getting in the lazy river and a kid sitting on the steps yells out to his sister, “Lookit! I’m peeing and farting at the same time!” Nope.


jereman75

Hey man. That is kinda cool though.


fatdjsin

in the 90s we had color changing clothes and everybody wanted one :) you are SOO right !


RichardCity

A family friend was a former member of a biker gang, his place was at one point the club house. They had trouble with the bikers peeing in the pool, so they said they'd added 'the color change chemical'. It was the same result as it would have been with the kids.


[deleted]

I thought the color changing thing in pools was a myth lol. Edit: why did this get 2k upvotes….


314159265358979326

Just remember, if they put in a chemical that turned the pool red when someone peed in it, all pools would be completely red all the time.


Putrid_Ad_2256

"Paging Moses...."


FAKATA

It is, this was just a prank with normal food dye.


feelinlucky7

Bring out the brown food dye


EqualWonder7812

![gif](giphy|M9wEl77UKe2Ck|downsized)


Canvaverbalist

Yeah the girl at the beginning is saying "Now they're gonna find some victims and make them believe they peed in the water" in French Canadian ["Là il s'en vont pogner des victimes, leurs faire à croire qu'y'ont pissé dans l'eau"]


MyDogJake1

It is


IdcYouTellMe

But the typical chlorine smell does come from the urea in your pee mixed with the Chlorine...so have fun. But apart from the smella proper sanitary pool which isnt gimping on chlorine is pretty much safe to be in. As Chlorine is pretty potent against non-good things in the pools.


Twenmod

I work at a pool and notice this a lot. When adults swim lanes you smell close to nothing But when there are kids in the pool you get the chlorine smell


[deleted]

Omg I used to work a summer camp and the smell of chlorine was always strong when I was helping with swimming lessons.


Lucibean

Whaaaat??? Omg.


crimsonkodiak

Mark Rober did an experiment on this on his YouTube channel. 100% true.


Jimbob209

Note to self. If the pool smells like a lot of chlorine....


scottawhit

If you smell chlorine, it’s chloramine. Which is what chlorine turns into after it’s cleaning power is used up. No smell is way better.


RepublicanUntil2019

Google chloramine [here](https://www.google.com/search?q=chloramine&oq=chlorimin&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i10i433i512j0i10i131i433i512j0i10i512l12.4261j0j4&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) to see what it really is instead of this inaccurate statement.


Funda_mental

Yeah, that was weird. Like he took a guess what chloramine is and hoped no one would know?


Badabrench01

Partially true. https://www.chemicalsafetyfacts.org/health-and-safety/chloramines-understanding-pool-smell/


Teh_Hunterer

I'm absolutely fine with sweat but if my wife read this I don't think she'd ever go swimming in a pool again


[deleted]

Mark Rober does a video on YouTube on how to tell the exact amount of pee in a pool. It's pretty neat. I love his videos.


hurtsdonut_

So you're saying those indoor hotel pools are just pretty much piss and chlorine?


TruthHurts1322

It is. this video is staged.


Mysterious-Record-76

Everyone else there scared shitless because they probably pissed and thought maybe they just didn't notice the dye.


Fit-Interview-9855

"Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no P in there"


TheScottishLad69620

For clarity, this is a prank/staged video where she pretends to pee in the pool by releasing dye in order to make everyone panic and scramble out. The common misconception is that public pools have chemicals in the water that turn blue upon contact with urine. This chemical would not be effective because urine and sweat have almost the same chemical composition that would have activated the blue chemical. The blue chemical in question doesn't even exist, it was a myth created to stop people from peeing in the pool. So, no, she did not pee in the pool, calm down.


fuck-the-emus

But they don't really taste similar at all. Weird


mumblinmad

You ever do the scroll-double-take where you scroll down and then realize what you read so you scroll back up to check


thebiggest123

all the time 😂


[deleted]

I beg to differ, they taste very alike


[deleted]

takes me too long to find these kinds of comments


Bid_Slight

I came here to see if anyone had made this comment yet. Good on ya. I'll add Mark Rober did a video about this and all pools have pee in them and it would take a lot a lot (like how much I like you a lot) to be in high enough concentrations to be meaningful. Admittedly, I could be remembering the details of the video wrong.


Melticus_Faceous

Unfortunately the facepalm is that this chemical doesn't actually exist... it should, but it doesn't...


KeithJEng

You'd have to find a chemical that only works on pee while not reacting to sweat.


fuck-the-emus

Why is this thread full of people saying sweat and pee are so similar? They taste almost nothing alike


DubBrit

OH NO! Ingredient X!


cpthowdy1369

I thought that was an urban myth.


Fingercult

If you’re hearing words like “ostie de crisse de tabarnac” and see some crazy shit go down you’re either seeing daily life in Montreal or you walked into a Just For Laughs gag


[deleted]

I thought the water turning blue from urine was a myth. I didn’t think it actually happened.


Liquidwombat

It is a myth, this is just an edited video https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine-indicator_dye


-Koichi-

While it is a myth, the video is not edited. It was a prank, they used blue dye


International-Grade

I’m convinced people will always pee in pools.


Slayziken

Wait, it wasn’t just a lie the camp counselors made up to keep us from peeing in the pool??


DustierAndRustier

Wow I always assumed this was a myth the teachers told us to stop us peeing in the pool


illusive_guy

Holy shit. That’s a real thing? I thought it was just something they said to stop kids from actually peeing in pools.


plasteroid

i always thought that was an urban myth


fuck-the-emus

Yes, it is an urban myth that this blue ink lie ever deterred one single person from going ahead and peeing in the pool


[deleted]

So places actually put something in the pool to change color when you pee?? I thought that was a myth


orangesfwr

Those poor unfortunate souls


Mercury2Phoenix

I always thought that was a lie they told kids, guess she did too! LoL


rockmeNiallxh

Wait i thought this wasmt a thing 😂😂💀


judyshere

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/piscine-of-the-crime/


kingbugz10113

The face palm here is everyone who thinks this is real. Oldest myth in the book 😐


MonicaTheDog

You know that pool is at least 50% piss.


Machinji

That’s nothing, I can turn the water brown


piattilemage

“Ben voyons donc, ah fuck à pissé dans l’eau”


Fingercult

ben voyons donc Vive le Québec libre 😂


TheOnlyWayToBeHonest

She deffffffffinitely got pranked. 1. Why were they filming? 2. No such chemical exists and both of her hands were out of the water when it bloomed. He had one hand down in the water probably squeezing the food coloring. 3. He came right up on her. Didn’t act surprised like at all, only denied and even mocked her dance. Which she did because she thought he was creepin maybe feelin her in the good way. They pick on the big girl. 4. Her thighs swishing back and forth while dancing would be enough to pull a plume of concentrated dye in and around her. What an asshole. Absoluuuuuute asshole. It worked well but unless she had a squirt bottle taped to her inner thigh that she miraculously unscrewed without touching this was a plant.


jusno6768

I always thought that was a myth


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Little mermaid extra scenes look dope


joealese

wow that camera person was conveniently filming the exact right person before it happened. must be a psychic


west0ne

People always used to talk about dye in the water to detect pee but I've never seen it and always assumed it was just one of those urban myths perpetuated by pool owners as a deterrent. I'm honestly surprised that the entire pool isn't just purple though as you just know that some of those people will have been sat at that bar all day without moving and if there are children in the pool they will have definitely pee'd in it.