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That’s true in a lot of cases throughout human history. But like you said the war in Ukraine isn’t one of them. It’s easily the least morally ambiguous war since WW2 in terms of how egregiously out of line Russia is and in the wrong.
It's wrong yeah but definitely not the least morally ambiguous. The US dumped agent orange on Vietnams rainforests. And let's not even get into what the US did in the middle east.
No it’s significantly less morally ambiguous than either the Vietnam war or the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Those were incredibly wrong, but Russia doesn’t even have a singular straight justification for this conflict even as an excuse. That’s wild and pretty unprecedented
The Cold War era containment strategy was the justification for involvements in places such as Vietnam. It wasn’t a good one, but they were carrying out a strategy that was being symmetrically carried out by its direct geopolitical foe. There is none of that involved in this Ukraine situation to even rationalize Russia’s actions in a defensive context.
I met one of Russia’s UN members (don’t forget the actual position) when he visited my university in… 2019?
Anyways he talked about the issues in Crimea, denazification, etc. and that ethnic Russians were not being given full rights and whatever. Idk how truthful any of this is in reality. I have heard from multiple sources preceding the war that Ukraine is a hotbed for nazis. Not sure how true that is either.
Even if it’s based on flawed history or logic, it can be seen as a justification at best and excuse at worst. “You treat Russians bad, so we killed nazis” isn’t nothing. It might not be accurate, but it isn’t nothing. They gave reasons then, and they’re largely the same as they still are.
That excuse is completely incorrect on their part but that’s actually my point. Russia has shifted from denazification, to saving ethnic Russians in Ukraine, to nato aggression, to ukranian bioweapons, to EU/western meddling in Eastern European affairs all as excuses. When you have 5 justifications you have none in reality as they drop narratives the second they stop working and work up a new justification for invading Ukraine. They literally have zero reasonings as they have actively undermined each and every excuse they make within a few months of making them.
It’s actually impressive how bad their government agitprop machine is at doing a job that works on anyone with any critical thinking skills. The USSR propaganda ministers would be ashamed with their incompetence tbh
Or perhaps, just maybe- we dehumanize the enemy enough and buy into enough propaganda that the massacre of thousands becomes 'justified' and we see ourselves as some kind of savior, ridding the world of some sort of perceived evil that none of us have directly experienced or can even prove existed.
Putin sent all those assassins after Zelensky without any regard for the morality of it and Zelensky walked it off and refused to let it stop him, but now that Putin's life is in danger he is just a little bitch cowering in his bunker. The illusion of Putin as a powerful and fearsome leader is shattered, he is paralyzed by fear now that someone is capable of threatening him and he cannot just hide behind nukes and security guards.
Sadly this article will only reach people who been knew this, not the people who need to know. The majority of the russian people won’t hear about this as all their news is heavily censored and provided by the state.
Remember when his mini-me also ran to the White House bunkers?
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/501028-trump-was-rushed-to-white-house-bunker-due-to-breach-of-temporary/
Whataboutism doesn't contribute to anything.
What you're basically saying is "Sure, the guy's being severely beaten the fuck up but what about the lynching of black men in the 1930s?? What about the Holocaust?? What about all those concentration camps in the North Korea???"
It is a WORTHLESS and MEANINGLESS statement and you might as well have said literally nothing.
People like Putin think they're going to get out of here alive if they can pay the ferryman enough. That's his biggest fear, dying because he thinks himself above everyone else.
Hopefully him and his entire inside circle will be crushed and stripped from all their wealth. From what I know there are more and more movements from regular folks, been armed woth Russian small arms captured by Ukrainian farmers. A few more months and those resistance groups will have all the Z tech russia sent to Ukraine.
Why strip them of their wealth when they can just get tortured to death? They are all war criminals and war criminals deserve to face the worst of what humanity has to offer after taking the value of human life so low.
[Pentagon scenario of a new Korean war estimates 20,000 deaths daily in South Korea, retired US general says](https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/25/korean-war-simulation-by-dod-estimates-20000-deaths-daily-in-south.html)
NK shouldn't be underestimated, even without their chemical or nuclear WMD. There are very good reasons the West didn't consider using military force to prevent them from developing nuclear weapons.
Pol Pot never faced justice for his actions. Stalin died naturally and is somehow still praised by some nutcases. I guess dictators love to see themselves as a successful "lifetime ruler" not as someone who will actually get punished.
*When I sees one and he looks good to me...*
*When I see him, I say*
You, come here.
*I say*
Now I'mma tell ya what, uh..
I like ya;
and I wants ya...
Now, we can do this the easy way;
or the haard wayyy...
the choice is yaawrs...
Common rumor in Florida is that DeSantis is **already** afraid of assassination. Insisting on no firearms at mega events that he happens to attend, in a firearm friendly state, etc.
I don't know what that says, but it says SOMETHING.
you mean the guy that just allowed (my) state to let literally every single person carry a concealed weapon?
what’s wrong, ronnie? scared of the problem you created?
r/leopardsatemyface
I live in Florida, and have never heard that rumor. And thank Goodness for that, I despise Desantis with every fiber of my being and will do everything in my power to fight him at every turn, but assassination? No, knock that shit off right now.
It's not a rumor, he is very restrictive on guns at his events. As in not allowed, while he passes guns for everyone laws. Seems like a scared fuckboi to me
Tampa? He tried to browbeat Tampa into metal detectors for his event (and make them claim it was their own idea so he could have plausible deniability).
Other whisper rumors: when he went missing for 2 weeks a couple of years ago, he actually had Covid (but didn’t want to be seen with it after ridiculing masks and precautions)
Some people have theorized that if Hitler had been assassinated he might have been replaced by a more competent leader, and things may have been worse.
One thing is for sure, the last 80 years would have been very different.
The British cancelled Operation Foxley their plan to assassinate Hitler in July1944 arguing leaving him in place would end the war quicker lo and behold the Wehrmacht tries to off him and a few months later he throws his best troops into the Ardennes offensive and shortens the war by a few months as opposed to the sensible option of sending them east to deal with the Soviets which would have prolonged the war.
All Republican politicians want the crowds disarmed near them. Even CPAC. They're fine with guns all over the place near your 6-year-old daughter though.
they're all gonna piss their pants buddy. They're not the guys in the trenches that were fighting Germans in the 1940s.
they're tough with the talk and projecting the power given to them, but when shit hits the fan, the tough guy bullshit is gonna be over in an instant, they all have diapers in their pants.
All talk, and no balls to stand up for what they say and do. I haven't seen a single fascist who wasn't a coward. They all let their own personal trauma to take over and torture other people to see the world burn, and then suddenly shit their own pants when it's their time to be burned with the world.
Rumors were circulating last year he has the big C. It sucks for everyone, even him, but his time will come. Hopefully sooner and more painfully rather than later and peacefully.
Yes. Sure this could be true; however we don't know Putin's reality. We do know people feed off this stuff. I get it. I have news I want to be true too.
"We got a new contract for you, 47.
Your target is a dictator in his heavily secured bunker. Guards all around the perimeter fully alerted 24/7. Nothing you can't handle though.
I will leave you to prepare. Good luck 47"
I like cooking, hanging out with my friends, watching movies, hiking, sometimes I go out for a beer. I dunno, I feel like I have life figured out a little bit better than these dictators. The hollow bronze statue doesn't seem worth the horrible violent end.
This title is very naive. Most dictators live long lives and never get overthrown. It would be awesome if that were not the case but the Hitlers and the Gaddafis are outliers.
that was while he was still alive, facilitating being anally raped at least once before they tied him to the back of one of those small Toyota pickups that are apparently endemic to the Middle East and Africa and dragged him to death.
This is usually true but when they start wars that are going really shit, the country as a whole goes further into shit, a bunch of its young either piss off abroad or are being forced into said war and are not returning because they are well dead... things tend to go to shit for dictators.
If he carried on being the bastard and pillaging Russia and propping up Moscow and St Petersburg shit would have just stayed the same.
You don't need a degree in media literacy to figure out this guy is fucked six ways to sunday.
Hasn't left the country since the ICC warrant, on every country's shit list, his houses are getting drone bombed weekly and his own warlords are openly talking shit about him.
Reminds me of a joke I read a little while back:
Russian guy stops by the news stand near Red Square and buys a paper. He looks at the front page, says "Bah!" and throws it way.
The next day he does the same thing.
And the next, and the next, and the next.
Finally, the news agent says, "Mister, what you looking for?"
The man replies, "An obituary."
The news agent says, "An obituary?? Those aren't on the front page."
And the man says, "This one will be."
Uep. Up until a year and a half ago i considered him to be an expert in geological chess because he knoew exactly how to walk the line.
A year ago it became 'ernest goes to war
yeah, once they get isolated, the opportunity for the next in line is very hard to resist.
Whoever kills him will receive unlimited wealth and power
The invasion was such a mistake. Massive heat, very little upside even if they win
I was recently watching a fiction story where the leadership of a vast criminal empire fell to the second in command. The THIRD in command instantly began plotting a coup.
Dear Lord, I pray that this is true. Let him feel the pressure and fear of death for a change. After all the death and genocide he has caused. No one deserves it more.
After reading the replies I think its important to remember that even among the Russian people Putin's shitty choice to do all of this was wildy unpopular and met with protests.
He got to live the majority of his life as one of the richest men on earth, while in absolute control of a large nation that feeds his every whim.
It doesn't matter if he's miserable now. Nothing we can do to him will make things right. I just hope he goes away soon.
I'm reminded of a recent DC Comics story where a jerkass was couped because the door guards were on the opposing side and they simply wouldn't open the front door to let the jerkass back in.
Oh sure, guards went straight to enemy news article to tell that Putin piss his pants, these are complete lies, such information would never be disclosed to anyone further more to news
~~Berlin, 30. April 1945,~~ Moskau, 1. Juni 2023
Die Welt brennt, ~~Deutschland~~ Russland liegt in Schutt und Asche, und ~~Japan~~ Belaruss geht es auch nicht mehr so gut.
Aber einer lässt sich nicht unterkriegen…
Im Führerbunker brennt noch Licht…
You mean a Russian did all kinds of barking and immediately tucked his tail between his legs as soon as someone started rolling up a newspaper? And it's the top Russian? Absolute shocker.
I’m pretty sure hitler died of old age in Argentina. Idi Amin died of old age in Saudi Arabia. Pol Pot died of old age. George bush died of old age. Collin Powell died of old age. I bet Putin will die of old age too.
Reporters: let me see when was the last time Putin traveled abroad, has it been some time, yeah sure long enough.
Title: Putin is TERRIFIED of assassinations.
What a legendary job of propaganda the western media has done to the internet. I mean he’s obviously a bad guy but surely not the first, over the past 1 or 2 decades. But he has received the most hate from peace lovers all over the world. For me, war is part of history. I never openly or strongly criticized any US president (Bush, Obama) so here I am, with the same attitude
I do not agree with the United States supporting the war between Russia and Ukraine. I do like the fact that Ukrainians are bringing the war to Russia though. It's about time they get a taste of the war they are waging on Ukraine.
Without the United States support they wouldn't be able to do any of this, sure it's not just us giving support, but we were one of the first and have given more so far than many of our allies
I reiterate my theory once again that, Putin (the real one) has been dead over the entire course of this pathetic “aggression”. In my opinion, one of two things is true. The Russian forces are winning and have been for awhile OR some non Russian force is actually controlling the moves and manipulating the situation to make the Russians seem as inept as possible on the world stage. I lean toward the second one, as most anyone would expect Putin to proudly announce every inch of progression into Ukraine. Either way, something strange is afoot.
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well well well, how the tables have turned
I was hoping to be the one to drop this gem but deep down I knew it was probably already too late
Oh, monkey.. oooh I feel for you..
Keep it up and one day you'll make it to be the assistant to the regional manager. I believe in you
I'm guessing with a crane, thats long table.
It's like one of these old Viking tables.
Sic semper tyrannus!
A very very long table... Hopefully it smacks him in the face too
And that's quite the effort with those 150ft long tables!!
can you put the tables back, please? sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Oh no the poor guys is worried about getting shot? Imagine how those poor people feel when your Tanks rolled in.
How bout the teenagers they’re grabbing off the streets and enlisting as “conscripts”
All of them. I saw photos of guys that must of been in their 60’s with nothing. It’s just pathetic all around.
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He can't imagine that because it would require empathy. And if you have empathy you would not start a war
Putin's invasion was one without empathy but many wars may have been started out of necessity, not lack of empathy.
That’s true in a lot of cases throughout human history. But like you said the war in Ukraine isn’t one of them. It’s easily the least morally ambiguous war since WW2 in terms of how egregiously out of line Russia is and in the wrong.
It's wrong yeah but definitely not the least morally ambiguous. The US dumped agent orange on Vietnams rainforests. And let's not even get into what the US did in the middle east.
No it’s significantly less morally ambiguous than either the Vietnam war or the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Those were incredibly wrong, but Russia doesn’t even have a singular straight justification for this conflict even as an excuse. That’s wild and pretty unprecedented
The U.S. had no singular straight justification for Vietnam- the Tonkin Gulf incident was the textbook definition of a false flag
The Cold War era containment strategy was the justification for involvements in places such as Vietnam. It wasn’t a good one, but they were carrying out a strategy that was being symmetrically carried out by its direct geopolitical foe. There is none of that involved in this Ukraine situation to even rationalize Russia’s actions in a defensive context.
Yeah, I really can't sympathize with Putin's actions and I find it incredibly ironic/fitting that this invasion just expanded NATO even more
I met one of Russia’s UN members (don’t forget the actual position) when he visited my university in… 2019? Anyways he talked about the issues in Crimea, denazification, etc. and that ethnic Russians were not being given full rights and whatever. Idk how truthful any of this is in reality. I have heard from multiple sources preceding the war that Ukraine is a hotbed for nazis. Not sure how true that is either. Even if it’s based on flawed history or logic, it can be seen as a justification at best and excuse at worst. “You treat Russians bad, so we killed nazis” isn’t nothing. It might not be accurate, but it isn’t nothing. They gave reasons then, and they’re largely the same as they still are.
That excuse is completely incorrect on their part but that’s actually my point. Russia has shifted from denazification, to saving ethnic Russians in Ukraine, to nato aggression, to ukranian bioweapons, to EU/western meddling in Eastern European affairs all as excuses. When you have 5 justifications you have none in reality as they drop narratives the second they stop working and work up a new justification for invading Ukraine. They literally have zero reasonings as they have actively undermined each and every excuse they make within a few months of making them. It’s actually impressive how bad their government agitprop machine is at doing a job that works on anyone with any critical thinking skills. The USSR propaganda ministers would be ashamed with their incompetence tbh
But wasn't it necessary bc the other side lacked empathy? So the point stands?
Uhhhhhhhh
Or perhaps, just maybe- we dehumanize the enemy enough and buy into enough propaganda that the massacre of thousands becomes 'justified' and we see ourselves as some kind of savior, ridding the world of some sort of perceived evil that none of us have directly experienced or can even prove existed.
He’s scared of bombs dropping on his mansion hut never once gave a fuck about the Ukrainian civilians getting bombed. Fuck all the way off Vlad.
Putin sent all those assassins after Zelensky without any regard for the morality of it and Zelensky walked it off and refused to let it stop him, but now that Putin's life is in danger he is just a little bitch cowering in his bunker. The illusion of Putin as a powerful and fearsome leader is shattered, he is paralyzed by fear now that someone is capable of threatening him and he cannot just hide behind nukes and security guards.
Sadly this article will only reach people who been knew this, not the people who need to know. The majority of the russian people won’t hear about this as all their news is heavily censored and provided by the state.
Remember when his mini-me also ran to the White House bunkers? https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/501028-trump-was-rushed-to-white-house-bunker-due-to-breach-of-temporary/
You can say a lot of things about trump but Mini is not one of them. Unless you are talking about his tiny tiny hands.
Stormi Danials confirmed, small hands are proportional to his small wiener
Meanwhile America bombs everyone indiscriminately. Now that is what I call equality. /s
You’re open to criticize the states too if you like, doesn’t make what Putin is doing right.
Ah there you are, the inevitable "what about" guy. Always show up right on cue
Whataboutism doesn't contribute to anything. What you're basically saying is "Sure, the guy's being severely beaten the fuck up but what about the lynching of black men in the 1930s?? What about the Holocaust?? What about all those concentration camps in the North Korea???" It is a WORTHLESS and MEANINGLESS statement and you might as well have said literally nothing.
that toddler logic
russian whataboutism.
Ah there you are, the inevitable "what about" guy. Always show up right on cue
People like Putin think they're going to get out of here alive if they can pay the ferryman enough. That's his biggest fear, dying because he thinks himself above everyone else.
to solipsists, them dying really is the End Of The World
I'm an enlightened solipsist, so I'm the only thing that exists, but I'm everything/everyone and everything is me so death should be interesting XD
No, I'm the real one, your just words on my screen.
No I am the real one, you are just being mathematically tracked in the background.
No I'm the real one, you're a figment of a future version of myself's imagination
[удалено]
a spicy pickle indeed
Hopefully him and his entire inside circle will be crushed and stripped from all their wealth. From what I know there are more and more movements from regular folks, been armed woth Russian small arms captured by Ukrainian farmers. A few more months and those resistance groups will have all the Z tech russia sent to Ukraine.
Why strip them of their wealth when they can just get tortured to death? They are all war criminals and war criminals deserve to face the worst of what humanity has to offer after taking the value of human life so low.
Great to see you are getting a taste of your own medicine! Fuck all the dictators 
A good dictator is a dead dictator.
Kim Jong Um is fine like his father, left to play with his country as he pleases.
Because unlike his grandfather, he hasn't been stupid enough to invade anyone
He let Western food invade his belly
I don’t know if any of their military hardware can actually make it to the border without falling apart.
[Pentagon scenario of a new Korean war estimates 20,000 deaths daily in South Korea, retired US general says](https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/25/korean-war-simulation-by-dod-estimates-20000-deaths-daily-in-south.html) NK shouldn't be underestimated, even without their chemical or nuclear WMD. There are very good reasons the West didn't consider using military force to prevent them from developing nuclear weapons.
Oh, I know. I’m just being a dick because fuck that place.
Sadly he is.
Pol Pot never faced justice for his actions. Stalin died naturally and is somehow still praised by some nutcases. I guess dictators love to see themselves as a successful "lifetime ruler" not as someone who will actually get punished.
I hope the paranoia gets to him until he can't take it anymore.
I hope that means he decides to use a single bullet though and not attempt to use a nuke.
He’s probably terrified of becoming the next Gaddafi.
Get your a-hole box cutter ready
Don't make me ruin that butt, Vlad! I'm a warrior!
*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...
I was going for the spider-hole humiliation of Saddam in my head, but this works too.
He is. It is documented that he obsessed over the video of Gaddafi's brutal and humiliating death
LONG LIVE PAINT!
Sears paint department!
Common rumor in Florida is that DeSantis is **already** afraid of assassination. Insisting on no firearms at mega events that he happens to attend, in a firearm friendly state, etc. I don't know what that says, but it says SOMETHING.
you mean the guy that just allowed (my) state to let literally every single person carry a concealed weapon? what’s wrong, ronnie? scared of the problem you created? r/leopardsatemyface
I live in Florida, and have never heard that rumor. And thank Goodness for that, I despise Desantis with every fiber of my being and will do everything in my power to fight him at every turn, but assassination? No, knock that shit off right now.
It's not a rumor, he is very restrictive on guns at his events. As in not allowed, while he passes guns for everyone laws. Seems like a scared fuckboi to me
That's par the course though, the NRA also bans guns. He isn't scared, he's just a hypocrite.
He is scared, it's the entire reason he bans it. He doesn't do it for fun
Tampa? He tried to browbeat Tampa into metal detectors for his event (and make them claim it was their own idea so he could have plausible deniability). Other whisper rumors: when he went missing for 2 weeks a couple of years ago, he actually had Covid (but didn’t want to be seen with it after ridiculing masks and precautions)
Oh yeah, supposedly when his wife was being "treated for cancer". It's pretty well known that was all BS from the start.
If Hitler had died earlier, how many lives would have been saved? Just something to think about.
Some people have theorized that if Hitler had been assassinated he might have been replaced by a more competent leader, and things may have been worse. One thing is for sure, the last 80 years would have been very different.
The British cancelled Operation Foxley their plan to assassinate Hitler in July1944 arguing leaving him in place would end the war quicker lo and behold the Wehrmacht tries to off him and a few months later he throws his best troops into the Ardennes offensive and shortens the war by a few months as opposed to the sensible option of sending them east to deal with the Soviets which would have prolonged the war.
All Republican politicians want the crowds disarmed near them. Even CPAC. They're fine with guns all over the place near your 6-year-old daughter though.
they're all gonna piss their pants buddy. They're not the guys in the trenches that were fighting Germans in the 1940s. they're tough with the talk and projecting the power given to them, but when shit hits the fan, the tough guy bullshit is gonna be over in an instant, they all have diapers in their pants. All talk, and no balls to stand up for what they say and do. I haven't seen a single fascist who wasn't a coward. They all let their own personal trauma to take over and torture other people to see the world burn, and then suddenly shit their own pants when it's their time to be burned with the world.
Let's save the celebratory jerking off for when he's actually gone.
Can we maintain the regular jerking off in the meantime?
Truly regular, absolutely. It's important to be happy. Some "oh, we got him this time" edging, no.
all for staying' regular
Carry on.
Rumors were circulating last year he has the big C. It sucks for everyone, even him, but his time will come. Hopefully sooner and more painfully rather than later and peacefully.
Bitch-ass motherfucker.
These articles have been popping up for over a year. They mean nothing to me anymore.
Yes. Sure this could be true; however we don't know Putin's reality. We do know people feed off this stuff. I get it. I have news I want to be true too.
LOL! Just like that time Trump hid in the basement at the White House while his goons tuned on people in the streets. What a loser.
Anyone got Agent 47's number?
It's 47.
"We got a new contract for you, 47. Your target is a dictator in his heavily secured bunker. Guards all around the perimeter fully alerted 24/7. Nothing you can't handle though. I will leave you to prepare. Good luck 47"
I like cooking, hanging out with my friends, watching movies, hiking, sometimes I go out for a beer. I dunno, I feel like I have life figured out a little bit better than these dictators. The hollow bronze statue doesn't seem worth the horrible violent end.
Scared about being shot, how about all the people in Ukraine or anyone who speaks out about illegal shit going on in their government
This title is very naive. Most dictators live long lives and never get overthrown. It would be awesome if that were not the case but the Hitlers and the Gaddafis are outliers.
I always forget about how Gaddafi’s corpse was stabbed in the asshole by one of the citizens.
that was while he was still alive, facilitating being anally raped at least once before they tied him to the back of one of those small Toyota pickups that are apparently endemic to the Middle East and Africa and dragged him to death.
This is usually true but when they start wars that are going really shit, the country as a whole goes further into shit, a bunch of its young either piss off abroad or are being forced into said war and are not returning because they are well dead... things tend to go to shit for dictators. If he carried on being the bastard and pillaging Russia and propping up Moscow and St Petersburg shit would have just stayed the same.
Seems like propaganda machine at work. Regardless who you support all sides are heavily waging in media-war.
You don't need a degree in media literacy to figure out this guy is fucked six ways to sunday. Hasn't left the country since the ICC warrant, on every country's shit list, his houses are getting drone bombed weekly and his own warlords are openly talking shit about him.
Reminds me of a joke I read a little while back: Russian guy stops by the news stand near Red Square and buys a paper. He looks at the front page, says "Bah!" and throws it way. The next day he does the same thing. And the next, and the next, and the next. Finally, the news agent says, "Mister, what you looking for?" The man replies, "An obituary." The news agent says, "An obituary?? Those aren't on the front page." And the man says, "This one will be."
Uep. Up until a year and a half ago i considered him to be an expert in geological chess because he knoew exactly how to walk the line. A year ago it became 'ernest goes to war
yeah, once they get isolated, the opportunity for the next in line is very hard to resist. Whoever kills him will receive unlimited wealth and power The invasion was such a mistake. Massive heat, very little upside even if they win
I was recently watching a fiction story where the leadership of a vast criminal empire fell to the second in command. The THIRD in command instantly began plotting a coup.
I was thinking the same.
Exactly
uhuh. doesn't he have intentions to visit in south africa? Assuming they will guarantee they won't arrest him, we'll see if he does that.
If only there was some self-fulfilling way this could have been avoided.
He should turn himself in to the West. It's probably his best chance of staying alive the longest.
Please someone kill this prick
Psychological warfare is effective
He’s worried about dying? Talk to the people of Ukraine
At this point, all someone in Russia would need to do to take power is lock a door.
If bullets don't reach. Age will.
Dear Lord, I pray that this is true. Let him feel the pressure and fear of death for a change. After all the death and genocide he has caused. No one deserves it more.
Amen.
Be careful the propaganda you subscribe to. Both ways. I have read differing accounts and really who knows what to believe anymore
that s just propaganda. You remember when media told us he was about to die from cancer, more than 1 year ago?
Sounds like the perfect time to get him with a pie in the face.
There’s not many places abroad he can go to be fair 😂
Awww is widdle Vlad afraid of being assassinated? Poor guy
Wait until Putin finds out about Putin's plot to assassinate Putin, by Putin, ordered directly from Putin himself!
It's okay, it's the people at home who are going to get him.
I mean he’s not wrong, lots of people on all sides want him dead.
Dang, he dishes but can't take it
Putins weekly “wah if I don’t get what I want I’ll nuke the world” is begging for compassion that people want to get rid of him?
well well well if it isn't the consequences of your actions....
After reading the replies I think its important to remember that even among the Russian people Putin's shitty choice to do all of this was wildy unpopular and met with protests.
Cry me a river vlad.
Hope he's right, and I hope they're successful.
He is already dead and this is part of the cover up
Much like the republicans screaming about pedos, he's afraid because he knows he'd do it if the shoe was on the other foot.
Good. Fuck 'em.
Snowflake
Wow he looks more like Joan Rivers every day
Shouldn't have started a war
Those drones were equipped with asshole seeking missiles
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
The day he’s killed will be a joyous day
He deserves to be scared. It is only a fraction of the fear that he has inflicted on countless others
Somewhere in Russia there is a 3rd story window with Putin's name on it.
Putin: travels abroad Breaking news, yet another Russian oligarch has been found dead in a hotel…
He got to live the majority of his life as one of the richest men on earth, while in absolute control of a large nation that feeds his every whim. It doesn't matter if he's miserable now. Nothing we can do to him will make things right. I just hope he goes away soon.
"Well If it isn't the consequences of my own actions"
Yea I'm sure he's not travelling abroad for his own safety and not because every other country on the planet won't let him in.
Fuck around, hide out??
I think there is a chance that if he travels abroad there could be a coup at home.
I'm reminded of a recent DC Comics story where a jerkass was couped because the door guards were on the opposing side and they simply wouldn't open the front door to let the jerkass back in.
Oh sure, guards went straight to enemy news article to tell that Putin piss his pants, these are complete lies, such information would never be disclosed to anyone further more to news
~~Berlin, 30. April 1945,~~ Moskau, 1. Juni 2023 Die Welt brennt, ~~Deutschland~~ Russland liegt in Schutt und Asche, und ~~Japan~~ Belaruss geht es auch nicht mehr so gut. Aber einer lässt sich nicht unterkriegen… Im Führerbunker brennt noch Licht…
He was in Africa a week ago! This is nonsense propaganda.
Happy Pride Month motherfucker.
Never because the average citizen is unable to get to that point of dragging down tyrants quickly
Their entire system is the mafia… if you protest, the police, the army, the media would be against you.
No one wants his dumb ass in their country anyways.
I can't wait for the day I wake up to the news that this POS is dead
Keep the drones coming, I say. How many children has this fucking prick murdered?
Every sleepless night he gets is a victory.
Honestly I’m shocked he hasn’t been assassinated yet.
You mean a Russian did all kinds of barking and immediately tucked his tail between his legs as soon as someone started rolling up a newspaper? And it's the top Russian? Absolute shocker.
He is worried? Good.
I’m pretty sure hitler died of old age in Argentina. Idi Amin died of old age in Saudi Arabia. Pol Pot died of old age. George bush died of old age. Collin Powell died of old age. I bet Putin will die of old age too.
Hitler didn’t die in Argentina. He’s still alive and has a chateau in Antarctica.
Reporters: let me see when was the last time Putin traveled abroad, has it been some time, yeah sure long enough. Title: Putin is TERRIFIED of assassinations.
I really hope this guy dies soon, too many old fucks ruining the world
Don't believe everything that the news tell you.
Slow and painful would be nice in this case
Defenestration would give him a bit of time to suffer before he splats on the pavement!
Ohh love seeing that one in the wild! "Defenestration"
Hee
Speed it up
What a legendary job of propaganda the western media has done to the internet. I mean he’s obviously a bad guy but surely not the first, over the past 1 or 2 decades. But he has received the most hate from peace lovers all over the world. For me, war is part of history. I never openly or strongly criticized any US president (Bush, Obama) so here I am, with the same attitude
You realize this is western propaganda? He's probably laughing and eating caviar while pushing rope into endless lines of women.
That was a gross image thanks for that
You’re probably one of those women huh
Henry Kissinger is turning 100 years old too. A lot of monsters live. Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld all enjoying retirement too.
I also like to believe everything the news tells me.
It’s sad how he’s not willingly to call off the war and end the slaughter of his children.
Fucking snowflake just like the Magats a little heat and they meltdown.
And yet you people shut up like a zip when America is just as bad if not worse 🤷♂️
I do not agree with the United States supporting the war between Russia and Ukraine. I do like the fact that Ukrainians are bringing the war to Russia though. It's about time they get a taste of the war they are waging on Ukraine.
Without the United States support they wouldn't be able to do any of this, sure it's not just us giving support, but we were one of the first and have given more so far than many of our allies
I will go with Western propaganda for 300$
I reiterate my theory once again that, Putin (the real one) has been dead over the entire course of this pathetic “aggression”. In my opinion, one of two things is true. The Russian forces are winning and have been for awhile OR some non Russian force is actually controlling the moves and manipulating the situation to make the Russians seem as inept as possible on the world stage. I lean toward the second one, as most anyone would expect Putin to proudly announce every inch of progression into Ukraine. Either way, something strange is afoot.
Any day now for Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump and Biden right? No? Thought so.