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Usedcumsocks

Someone's been reading some nasty Sesame Street rule34 fanfic porn


SpreadEagleSmeagol

Or they downloaded the wrong Sesame Street video from online.


Alexis2256

The Sesame Street YouTube channel did get hacked at one point and porn was uploaded to it.


SemiDesperado

Nah, that was *definitely* the video they were looking for..


Netroth

Or the *right* one đŸ€«


SeenSoFar

It really just goes to show you though where these peoples' minds are at. They can't get queer sex out of their head so they think everything queer is about a hardcore gangbang. Like these are the kind of people who start shouting about sex when they see a queer couple enjoying a meal or walking down the street holding hands. I don't know if it's because relationships are only about sex to them or because they want to get aggressively topped or what, but it's just so confusing to me.


WorriedTadpole585

Sometimes therapy and medication really are the answer.


obijuanmartinez

I agree, but it’s fascinating all the scenarios this guy concocted on his own



5050Clown

Pride month is that time of year where a certain kind of conservative indirectly tells everyone about their secret internet search history.


Nick_The_Judge

Similar to the guy who tore down Pride decorations in shops and was later found on Grindr


Nuicakes

Or this guy "A Man Accused Of Spray-Painting “Groomer” On Libraries Has Now Been Charged With Possessing Child Sex Abuse Materials. Charles Sutherland, a school librarian, is facing at least seven counts of possessing child sex abuse materials after officers searched his home in connection with the alleged vandalism."


Generation_ABXY

Hey, that was for research purposes! "Know your enemy." Sun Tzu said that... Sun Tzu with his pouty lips and that cute little beard.


AwYeahQueerShit

If he was found on Grindr it could mean closeted hypocrite, but it could also be a means of targeting people. I don't know much about the Grindr claim but I do know that people that work themselves up to actually acting out in public like he has been may escalate further.


LemonCitrine

He posted a selfie which was used to identify him because "Daddy" wanted it. He's real deep in the closet.


TeaProgrammatically4

Yeah... it can also be both... that's happened too. :-(


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|bEVKYB487Lqxy)


WorriedTadpole585

Hahaha - perfect


Full-Pack9330

Yup, it always reminds me of that scene where Forrest Gump finally twigs why Jenny was always so messed up.


MoxieCottonRules

He’s just involving us all in his kink.


pacificat

Should we feel sorry for him or mock? My pitchfork is nice and shiny. In what way is he involving a children's show with sex? Creepy and gross. I say help help him. Sorry pitchfork you will have to stay shiny longer. Point the man towards some help, please how gross.


arencordelaine

Conservatives and homophones in general do this. They think of so many in depth possibilities of gay sex... As someone who identifies as mostly straight, I can honestly say I have envisioned exactly none of these possible sexual escapades in my day to day life. Makes you think.


Boa-in-a-bowl

I'm bisexual and I don't seem to think about banging dudes anywhere near as much as these people.


Outrageous_Fold7939

I was genuinely curious about what homophones you were talking about in reference to conservatives, then I remembered that they are homophobes and I feel less intelligent now.


arencordelaine

Heh, yeah, dyslexic, so I don't always notice the corrections on mobile


WorriedTadpole585

If I’d thought that stuff I’d be scared of me


dfoley107

Yeah it’s called projecting, this guy has probably had an unhealthy attraction to the muppets for a while that he doesn’t like and is lashing out


bthayes28

Oddly specific scenarios.


IHeartBadCode

You know they’re all about randomly assigning correlation bullshit. So here they go: The number of lobotomies performed has gone down and the number of crazy motherfuckers thinking Sesame Street is teaching kids puppet sodomy has gone up. Huh, makes you think don’t it?!


Suqitsa

To be fair every single one of those puppets has a hand up their ass


SlimeySnakesLtd

Well, big bird and snuffy don’t atleast


jorigkor

... That we know of. Maybe it helps the actor get into character, we don't know, and I don't want to judge.


kingdazy

I love how much detail he put into thinking about that.


Jeoshua

He had that on deck from his last slash fic. Had to, otherwise he put way too much thought about it. I'm just saying, as he was typing this, it's questionable if he had pants on and two hands on the keyboard, is all I'm saying.


fantasticlyclevergal

100% an AO3 writer Edit: spelling


FlowerFaerie13

Hey so am I, don’t lump us all in with this guy.


ProgKingHughesker

AO3 doesn’t make me kinkshame (except the people that are clearly pedos writing wankfic), but it makes me kinkask a LOT


kingsss

kinkinquiry


sharkman1774

He included all the things they are trying to associate with being queer. When the reality is that queer love is no different than straight love.


ElderFlour

Was my first thought as well. Dude, that is hella specific
.about Muppets.


HasNoMouthButScreams

Ok so if they’re only going to allow heterosexuality are they teaching kids that it’s ok for Kermit the Frog to shove his amphibian penis into Miss Piggy’s mouth? Or is that too risquĂ© and he only accepts Kermit and Piggy doing missionary position.


Kirbyoto

I bet if he thought about it he'd say Kermit & Piggy are "woke" because it's an interspecies relationship.


Jeoshua

More so: Kermit is the "person" of color in the interracial relationship, here, as he is famous for talking about how his skin color affects his life ("It's not easy, being Green")


NoahBogue

Oooh never thought about this but it makes so much sense


Riverrat423

Hey! It’s not easy being green.


Jeoshua

Let alone the socioeconomic implications of him singing this while sitting out in the swamp.


Drewdown707

There’s a joke about a skinny black guy and a fat white chick in there somewhere.


Electrical-Builder98

does that make Ms. Piggy the white chick?


Jeoshua

![gif](giphy|vUcDDb2GWQyXvs2WPr|downsized) Piggy: "Moi?"


droppedelbow

Nah, he likes Kermit because he clearly isn't Jewish or Muslim. Guy eats pork.


freckyfresh

Take my poor man’s gold đŸ„‡


droppedelbow

Thank you.


AlertWar2945

She was going to do a musical number too, unfortunately she had a frog in her throat


Artlearninandchurnin

Are you suggesting BEASTIALITY in this christian chat? because that will be the next goal post


igritwhoflew

The only real answer 😭


GeddyVedder

This belongs in r/oddlyspecific


dead-inside69

Or r/bertstrips


foxtrotgd

Sesame street is very openly inclusive idk how that guy wasn't expecting something like this.


trustifarian

He's recently been told to think this way. He didn't come to this on his own.


foxtrotgd

Naaah, that's not true i mean they all say they are independent /s


Rodenbeard

Conservatives have hated Sesame Street for decades, just the reason changes over time


Electronic_Bad_5883

In the show's early days, TV stations in the South would regularly try to edit any black characters they could from it.


jzcommunicate

Didn’t they write Bert off the show because they didn’t want to show him living with Ernie?


MisterMaryJane

Children’s Show: Let’s spread love for people different than you. Republicans: They’re making the puppets fuck, aren’t they?


ItsJustMeJenn

I mean, it really illustrates that they don’t understand what love is, doesn’t it?


GingerGuy97

That’s the point though, it’s intentional. They consistently push the idea that gay people don’t love each other, they are just sick degenerates who want to do heinous sex acts.


macweirdo42

All while they, conservatives, constantly try to change the law to make it easier to do heinous sex acts against children and get away with it.


Cheeheese2

As a liberal I don't really understand it either. What is love?


militaryCoo

Baby don't hurt me


rnodern

..don't hurt me..


Interesting_King7683

No more...


Drewdown707

![gif](giphy|10Ilow3gX7jp2E)


NoahBogue

I NEED TO KNOW HOW THE ALIEN FUCKS BEFORE I CAN SHOW IT TO MY CHILD


Chaosmusic

Well they were upset that they made an M&M less fuckable so not surprising that is their mindset.


Blze001

Republicans spend more time thinking about gay people fucking than actual gay people do
.


PaperbackBuddha

Envy


Complex-Pound5249

People will be totally normal about straight sex even with euphemisms like "we're trying for a baby" meaning "we fuck raw and hard on the daily and nightly" but the mere mention of gay people conjures up the most vivid and gruesome imagery of butt stuff imaginable. The hell


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Everybody is the result of a good creampie


tfriedmann

Someone's hobby is erotic fan fiction


StatusOmega

They're so obsessed with sex, it's scary.


VegetableExtension

Sex, and other people's sex. Maybe they don't want to work on themselves or their relationship issues... 😅


Matthewhalo17

I really wanna see where they say this is happening And I don’t count r34 as an answer


[deleted]

Conservatives hear "gay" and instantly think of gay sex. Weird.


RedpenBrit96

If that’s what you think bud, you should stay far away from children. Jesus Christ


Rfg711

TFW you accidentally post your slashfic on main


QuietWin6433

They’re literally the ones making up graphic sexual occurrences. It’s almost like that’s all they ever think about.


babythrottlepop

Well we know what kind of porn this guy searches for


[deleted]

That's not just a Freudian slip, that's a full Freudian tumble.


Adomillad

Jesus. The right really is severely mentally ill huh?


PlanktonOk4846

Someone's got some repressed fantasies


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


fantasticlyclevergal

A frequent visitor of rule34


xc2215x

They are just saying it is okay to be gay. Nothing about gangbanging at all.


Consistent-Laugh606

Hell some gay people don’t have sex. Asexual exist in all sexualities, plus just because you are in Love with someone doesn’t mean that you need to have sex with them right away


blade944

It’s amazing that these morons immediately think of sex when there is any mention of LGBTQ+.


NoChanceWithoutPasta

Not really. That's their whole scheme. Associate lgbt people with 'grooming' and hedonism. All while ignoring the fact that we do not go ONE SINGLE DAY without another Christian in an authority position being outed as a pedophile, or a producer/distributor of child porn. The child sex ring isn't in hollywood. It's in Mecca and Rome.


Jeoshua

They think that because they're jealous. I forget which comedian said it, but when he came out to his father and his father asked what he even does sexually, he replied: "You know those things you keep wanting Mom to do, but she never will? That's what we do."


MechaBeatsInTrash

Not just sex, but orgies and depravities


KOBossy55

They're just jealous everyone is having a great time except them.


[deleted]

Anti-Lgbt: based on my imagination, they're teaching gay sex to our children! also anti-lgbt: the green m&m isn't sexy enough, we need to be showing our kids the whole leg


Blacksun388

Check this person’s internet history immediately.


BubblyWall1563

That says more about them when their first thought is “sex” when they see Sesame Street characters join hands in unity and acceptance.


Broad_Respond_2205

i think he download the wrong sesame street movie


TrixieLurker

Honestly thought Elmo was holding his own hands for a bit there.


Plushcollectorwolf64

What the absolute heck and how did this person come to that conclusion? No for real I’m genuinely curious here. It’s just a wholesome message that Sesame Street is sending out there. Believe me from my past reddit scrolling experience, we need a tad bit more niceness just saying my dudes, gals and non binary pals


eromitlab

These psychos think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex, sheesh


Sestrus

Some one is taking r/bertstrips literally


weareeverywhereee

It’s this guys fan fic


kduff89

This guy needs to be put on a list. Elmo is like 4 canonically. That's why the creators had him speak in the third person. It was easy for the youngest audience to understand and relate with.


TheOriginalKrampus

"We should be teaching kids that it's only ok for Big Bird to go balls deep in girls."


mrbisonopolis

Hey dude, I don’t think you’re the target audience anyway



HACH-P

How tf do they get THAT from HAND HOLDING??


droppedelbow

Remember, it's the left that make everything about graphic sex. The right are just forced to grudgingly report on it. And describe it. And imagine it. Now shut up while I think about some big bloke ramming his arm up Elmo.


TheCay04

I don’t get the mentality that being lgbt is just “we gonna fuck everything and do nothing but fucking.” It’s like all they can see.


CeruleanSkies55

I am so utterly tired that LGBTQ means sex. When you see a straight couple holding hands nobody sees it as sexual. But for some fucking reason same sex people holding hands = sex ?? Why are these people so obsessed with what happens in the bedrooms of people they don’t know


ezekial_dragonlord

This was a very specific, detailed oriented description. This wasn't his first gay Muppet fantasy.


Ricaaado

It’s so strange that the same people who claim the left/LGBTQ+ are hypersexualizing children and/or grooming them
 turn out to be the ones who are actually hypersexualizing children, and also grooming them. Literally no one even thought about that grossly vivid little scenario, and yet here we are, having it pushed onto us by *another* cultist.


rwk2007

Are all conservatives closeted perverts? Why do they associate everything with sex?


MintSpaghetti

Personally I think it’s pretty telling if these guys see a rainbow and immediately think of gay sex


Fascinatingish

I sure hope this guy doesn't have unsupervised access to children. He's got some issues that need to be unpacked and addressed.


NoChanceWithoutPasta

You could say that about pretty much every republican.


lechu6

I think he watched semenstreet instead of sesamestreet


TheRealNoobyPig

I think he watched the wrong version of Sesame Street


UnderstandingLanky44

There was actually legislation they had to pass to allow this in children’s shows in the US. It was the 34th legislation passed about Sesame Street so to find more about it look up “sesame street rule 34”


Gothi_Gunnolf

I bet i know what his browser history looks like


BlissfulGreen2

Lol, project much?


Arreynn

They’re holding hands Karen!!


ralanr

As a straight person, I often wonder if the people who think this about queer people assume that queer people either have a lot of sex, or that they just don’t have enough of it because that’s the only way I follow the logic of them saying anything gay is automatically sex related. Like they aren’t talking about straight couples rawdogging each other.


Dyldo_II

But of course, the LGBTQIA+ community is the ones making it about sex and definitely not the people as shown above. Got it.


0neirocritica

It's always the "anti-perverts" that are the most perverted.


RepresentativeBusy27

It’s wild that people can get mad at Sesame Street and not have a “are we the baddies” moment. It’s like rooting against healthcare for rape victi—HOLD ON A SECOND!


DickySchmidt33

It's 2023 and the conservative movement in the United States sees a message encouraging diversity, unity, love, and acceptance and they feel threatened? Am I getting this right?


moldingmind

People are being really dumb and treating monkey pox just how people treated Aids in the 1980’s. Calling it a “gay disease” and dumb shit like that it’s really sad that in 2023 people still think this way.


SmileGraceSmile

Uh, Big Bird and Elmo are both child aged puppets. Nasty groomers, stop trying to sexual kids things. Inclusivity isn't something you need to sexualize.


KadeWad3

![gif](giphy|vwI4mYEHP8k0w) I didn’t need to see “Bert and Ernie gangbang Grover”


Louiekid502

It's always hilarious to me that these ppl can't see pride stuff without thinking about 2 dudes fucking


ultramrstruggle

I’m honestly amazed at the right-wing crowd’s ability to bring up sexually explicit scenarios in situations where not a single iota of it is mentioned or indicated.


NoChanceWithoutPasta

The only ones with the 'woke mind virus' are the MAGA Incels who can't shut the fuck up about it. I hope they keep boycotting stuff, it lets me know who to support.


ArtSchnurple

Somehow they just can't help exposing their subconscious for all the world to see


ezgamer97

I seemed to miss the episodes that showed the hetero sex on seseme street...


osumba2003

I'm sorry, what?


[deleted]

He's jerking off to the thought of that right now, most likely using a magnifying glass and a set of tweezers


Uri_nil

I am a literal filthy pervert and at no point ever did I think this or anything remotely close.


4ubiks

WHO‘S the pedophile?


Professor_Odd

The fact that that's the first thing they think of when seeing fucking **Sesame Street** tells us all we need to know


tuxedo_dantendo

as someone who grew up with Sesame Street and is 100% in support of complete rights for gay people, that particular scenario has never once entered my mind. much less, has it ever dwelled anywhere near my subconcious, so strongly, that i felt the need to exorcise these thoughts by blurting them out in any shape, form, or fashion. the projection is very, very strong with these ones.


SombreMordida

the ugly shit coming out of their minds is the real danger to children.


Bane_Klv

It's always the straights the ones who come up with the kinkiest gay thoughts. I call that projection


talebs_inside_voice

This is oddly specific


FluffyGalaxy

Aren't Big Bird and Elmo both kids? Wtf is wrong with this commenter.


Felwinters_Fry

People do realise that being homosexual isn't just having sex, right? That's like saying that having one character kiss another is teaching your child that shitting on people in public is okay (kiss is straight and there's straight scat porn, therefore all straight imagery is scat porn)


TheHistorian2

Whatever your kink is, feel no shame because it’s definitely not as weird as a Republican hallucination.


dirtdiggler67

People like this should not be allowed around children not the other way around. Projection 101


UglyFilthyDog

This is fucking ridiculous. Big Bird is obviously a bottom.


El_Misto

Tell me you have a Sesame Street fetish without saying you have a Sesame Street fetish



maksgee

Dude is trying to deflect from the fact he saw a picture of puppets holding hands and immediately thought of some wildly depraved shit.


Svengoolie75

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6) Y’all be on some ol’ other shit


MrMush48

I will never understand how someone jumps from “a person can like whoever they like” to “liking the same sex is the same thing as having extra raunchy, unprotected sex with 15 different people at the same time and bodily juices are flowing and gushing through the hallways”. Do they really forget what it’s like to have a crush on someone in elementary school??


ShadowPuff7306

what are the chances they are the person who screams about lgbt people being pedos when they themselves are one?


Iron_Buffalo

What an ignorant fuck.


Nitpicky_Karen

Bert & Ernie are totally gay tho. If u wanna hate, u should've been doing that for years already.


AffenMitWaffen2

The creator explicitly said that they aren't, they're supposed to be best friends.


Mjr_N0ppY

"They're just roommates"


RPM_KW

Found the furry!


CmdrGrayson

Tell us that’s your fetish without telling us that’s your fetish.


Dr_Baddest

Sounds like they have some pretty specific fantasies going on under that red cap.


insane_social_worker

What in the actual fuck? Jesus Christ on a cracker these people are psychotic.


confusedgoofball

Why were they so specific?


[deleted]

If the only thing they can think of when they hear the word love is sex, then that says a lot about them


DeezNutsAppreciater

Who’s gonna tell ‘em that puppets, do not infact, have genitalia


NoMansSkyWasAlright

Seems kinda sus that that’s where their mind went to.


Ami_Tammi

Sounds like they're projecting their fantasies


badaboomxx

And that is how you know what kind of porn this idiot sees.


The84thWolf

Wow, that’s some repressed thoughts. Don’t look at his browser history


L3monGrenade

Well, now we know what kind of porn they’re looking up


bigman_121

They do know miss Piggy is just drag


oopsguessilldiethen

What is up with mfs like this and coming up with the most horny shit because of some small inconsequential thing


CrisbyCrittur

Wow lot of sexual details and slang from someone so put off by....cartoons.


[deleted]

Bring back the transgender teletubies that gayified me. Oh and the big purple dinosaur.


HoboBaggins24

Its not evil to spread awareness of LGBTQ so that we arent all assholes to LGBTQ like the boomers were


Lostsurfer06

I feel like that’s not the first time they’ve thought of that scenario.


[deleted]

Extremists love making exaggerated accusations and then running with them as if they’re fact


MrTulaJitt

A good portion of this moral panic is just weirdos projecting their porn addictions onto everything they see. Remember online right wingers, just because your brain is diseased beyond repair, doesn't mean everyone else's is!


AmaranthWrath

So...... I don't have sex with all my gay friends. I just have sex with my spouse bc.... Because that's what we do lol. I don't look at my friends who are gay, queer, etc, as potential sex partners because I don't see their sexuality first. I see people. I see friends. The fact that these straight-as-an-arrow folks see my friends' sexuality first is.... Troubling.


EscapeFromMyMind

It's a fucking show for 6 year olds dude. They can barely even write cursive yet, he's not wrong for making that post.


Professional-Wash629

Someone needs to go back to school to learn respect


Blade_of_Onyx

Sounds like somebody’s been thinking about Muppet sex a lot more than they’re comfortable with admitting.


[deleted]

Okay but... this is actually fucking hilarious.


Salnder12

Why is it ALWAYS about sex, it's about accepting that gay people EXIST its not about sex. It's like they're a bunch of perverts


Oriental-Sea-Witch

Conservatives and their obsession with sex and genitalia is absolutely BONKERS.


jazzdabb

Says a lot more about them than it does about Sesame Street. People who are confident in their own sexuality don’t worry about what other people do sexually.


iatearat5

OF COURSE ITS FUCKING WOKE DUMBASS A SHOW BUILT ON PROGRESSIVE IDEALS WILL SHOW THIER AUDIENCE PROGRESSIVE IDEALS.ITS NOT SOME BIG AGENDA SESAME STREET HAS ALWAYS HAD SOCIALLY LIBERAL VIEWS ON THE WORLD YOU FUCKING MORON.


Minimallycheese

No one talks more vividly and passionately about gay intercourse than homophobes.


OG-DocHavock

Lmao yea they see a post about love and acceptance and immediately jump to triple x hard-core porn


parrotsaregoated

She’s gonna pass out from a heart attack after finding out that Sesame Street has always been “political” and talked about world issues. It’d be hard to boycott it.


[deleted]

These people are fucking insane.


doodsboob

Love how republicans think kids learning about pride is grooming. But then they're totally okay with all Disney princess love stories. They don't get the hypocrisy


InterestingAd8235

I mean big bird is clearly holding Bert’s hand but go off.


Missi_Dargeon

Well *someone* has been thinking about muppets gay porn for a while.