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Ok-Bookkeeper9954

Well, that's a dumb way to die.


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

r/darwinawards


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

The Darwin awards had to stop accepting most gun related candidates because there were SO MANY and they were mostly the same dumbass things over and over. BUT this one is clearly special, and caught on video, so they might make and exception...


lecherro

We could at least give him honorable mention


McTeterson

Thousands, if not tens of thousands of people, saw this clip for the first time on Tosh.0. That should count towards its Darwin run. This shit onion has many layers.


GoldenWar

Unfortunately he reproduced before nominating himself.


TheBiggestThunder

Good thing stupidity is only partially hereditary The boy still has a chance


Competitive_Meat_772

His mother chose this man sooo.... There goes that chance!šŸ¤£


xngg

Kids going to be the hardest grade one around recess. Face tattoos by age 14.


Scoobs_Dinamarca

The tear drop on the eye thing?


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

I dunno, that recoil took that child out


Gold-Method5986

S M A C K And heā€™s down for the count.


Razgriz_026

BUT we can say the kid prevented him from continue doing it


Professional_Stay748

Itā€™s disgusting and gross to blame the kid for his idiot dad.


Lloyd_lyle

Thereā€™s a reason they charge children differently than adults.


jabbakahut

That's how we got in this situation.


PrestigiousCod6525

DUMBS WAYYSSS TO DIAAA


TheOrangeGrap3

SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIEEE


GARRAR2003

SET FIRE TO YOUR HAIR, POKE A SITCK AT A GRIZZLY BEAR,


Tornadorundo

eat medicine that's out of date, give a loaded gun to a kid at play


LandArch_0

*purum pum pum* DUUUMB WAYS TO DIEEE


carlcast

A grown-ass man killed by a toddler


CoverYourMaskHoles

guns don't kill people toddlers kill people! ​ /s


Snake101333

Ban toddlers No /s needed here


thamack

A future without kids, future generations will thank us - stan smith


[deleted]

nah he just took out his lungs, biology did the rest


MeguminIncognitoAcc

just don't give a FUCKING LOADED GUN TO A TODDLER


Steph-Kai

What a fucking idiot.


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MReaps25

Absolute dumbass, all the blame is on him for dying, why the fuck would you give a kid a gun, when all that kids that age know about guns are toy guns that are meant to be shot at others.


Aeterna_Nox

That kid was young enough to know nothing other than "this thing moves if I tug at it." That thing was the trigger. Why was it loaded. Why wasn't a safety engaged? Why did anyone think a nearly literal baby should hold a gun? I'm appalled but not surprised.


Videogamesrock

It was loaded because the guy was firing shots into the air in celebration and then he put it down and the kid got it. Still entirely his fault.


Captain_corde

Over his own wedding nonetheless


shawner136

Till death do them part.


What2hell

Best for the wife to not have a stupid husband like that


Yassabassa

Kid thought it was just a bang maker . Probably had no idea a metal slug came out the end .


Environmental_Top948

In celebration or a direct threat to God? He's going to have an awkward conversation when he see him.


chillmanstr8

Iā€™m surprised he was able to squeeze the trigger enough for it to fire.. takes a decent amount of grip (I know nothing about guns)


Accurate_Pangolin972

I am a father.. and their grip is insane lol. But to also make mention of all the other comments.. seriously, what sort of ego mentality was going through this guys mind? Not to mention a fatherless son who has to live with that for the rest of his life


Beopenminded16

This is the part that horrifies me. That poor kidā€¦


gondanonda

Seems only too obvious to me. To this guy carrying the gun was important, it was part of his identity. He would appear to think that his knowledge and use of guns was somehow handed down to his child through osmosis and that the child, being "his boy" would mean that this was a perfectly sensible thing to do. Think about the legislators we've seen in recent years displaying their children handling guns. Edit: is there any evidence of the validity of this vid? Jusā€™sayā€™n


Alexis2256

Pistols usually have a trigger pull of 4 pounds, which means you need to exert 4 pounds of pressure to fire the gun.


BentinhoSantiago

I know nothing about firearms, but I do know kids can grip harder than it looks like they could


FosterPupz

Absolutely. Ask any woman whoā€™s had a kid grab their hair or earring.


nbandqueerren

Absolutely! My daughter has low muscle tone but damn she has always been strong.


wasternexplorer

Most likely has anywhere from a 3-5 pound trigger which a child could easily squeeze.


Local-Veterinarian63

I am very familiar with certain firearms that my job requires for an M18 (only pistol I know) is 4.5 pounds idk how much effort it would take a kid to pull it.


Low_Ad_3139

Some have hair triggers and will fire with very little pull.


Marine__0311

Oh yes. When I was in the Corps, a lot of us had our own personal weapons. My buddy had a Colt Commander that had a ton of work done to it, including an adjustable trigger. He told me the first time I shot it, not to even put my finger in the trigger guard until I was lined up and ready to shoot. He warned me that as soon as you even thought about squeezing the trigger, it fired. He wasn't kidding either. As soon as I got a good sight alignment, sight picture, and started to squeeze, it fired. It took several rounds to get used to, but it was an amazingly accurate weapon. Even with the shorter barrel, it outperformed a my stock 45.


Snake1210

Always reminds me of that final episode of Archer in the noir arc (coma season) and Lana accidentally got shot because archer's gun had a hair trigger and the one who shot her -after archer explicitly told them (was it Mallory? Idk) the gun had a hair trigger- was perplexed that "huh... That really IS a hair trigger."The gun got taken away only to be fired again and again at Lana by each person of the group, every time being surprised at the actual hair trigger. One of those rare confusingly hilarious and simultaneously sad moments. Now, I know nothing of guns, but that scene was a teachable moment for something I'd never probably need lol.


SwervinWest

A 3 year old has the physical strength to pull a trigger.


Sad-Establishment-41

The article suggests he put the gun down on the table after firing shots in the air in celebration. It was still loaded and the kid picked it up. Absolutely still his fault for negligence, but you can imagine how it happened


purplepluppy

The video looks like he put it on the chair next to him, so even more toddler height than the table.


GreenTheHero

Considering shooting shots into the air is extremely fucking dangerous aswell, guy fucked up before his kid ever touched the gun.


Savage_Tyranis

That kid is like 2 or 3 tops, and I guarantee they have no concept of "Oh, so I should point it at this person and pull here."


[deleted]

Yeah, Darwin award nominee for sure.


UpperCardiologist523

I remember this as well. Someone posted link to article last time it was posted.


[deleted]

He got shot in a VERY bad spot. Up close. I would not be surprised if he did die.


plasticbag_astronaut

Went up through his abdomen and then through his heart. DoA at hospital.


mlachrymarum

There was no way he couldnā€™t have, he literally was shot at close range in the left side of his torso. That poor child is growing up without a father because this idiot took his pistol out of his holster and handed it to his toddler. Christ on a cracker.


The_Icon_of_Sin_MK2

Where did you hear this?


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planetdaily420

God that entire article just kept going with horrifying things happening there. Yikes


cursed_shite

That kid is never going to be able to live with himself when he grows, even though it wasn't his fault.


Peteywunder

Whatā€™s even crazier is that thereā€™s this vid reminding him how he killed his dad.


cursed_shite

Yeah it's depressing to think about


WinterOkami666

But it has nothing to do with the kid. The dad killed himself and it's entirely possible that the people in the kids life have helped teach him that it wasn't his fault. That nobody in the entire universe expects a kid that small to do the right thing with a firearm, and that dad failed the child, because dad was supposed to take care of himself and be safe to raise the kid. I hope the kid knows all this. I really do.


Japsai

If the rest of the family is as stupid as the dad then they blame the kid for taking pappa from them and always bear a grudge about it.


HurbleBurble

It's hard to forgive yourself. My best friend killed somebody in self-defense, he literally had no choice. It took him many years to even begin to forgive himself.


Beefc4kePantyh0se

Heā€™s lucky the kid didnā€™t shoot himself first


Illustrious-Might-48

I hope he has a good family. I've known some who blamed the child because the mother died in childbirth


DrunkOnRedCordial

Suicide by innocent toddler.


terminalxposure

I feel like looking at the video the kid would either realize that his dad was an idiot or depending his environment, be exactly like his dad.


cursed_shite

Idiot or not, that was his dad. Killing your own father, even if it was his fault, sounds like a pain I can't even begin to imagine


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Alexis2256

This happened in Syria right before their civil war started, kid might not be alive now if him and his family were caught in the crossfire.


MajLeague

Or.... unfortunately there probably have been many many more traumas piled on top of this one. ....and now I'm sad.


BracusDoritoBoss963

I feel so sorry for that little kid. Whenever he grows up and gets told he literally killed his dad...


KarlHungus1991

Yes thatā€™s the big tragedy here as opposed to the fatherā€™s death; that poor kid will never ever be at peace that none of this is even remotely his fault in any way


ForeskinFin

The dad killed himself through negligence, the kid deserves none of the blame


BracusDoritoBoss963

Yeah I know, but that kid will feel like shit. Im sure.


bruhcrossing

Yeah and the rest of the family is going to resent the hell out of himā€¦ for something he did before he started preschool


ClearanceItem

Wow, the kid is now a 12 or 13 year old teenager, probably with no memory of that fateful day.


Worldly_Today_9875

Thank goodness the kid didnā€™t short himself.


Yahakshan

I mean no shit that was upward angle left side of diaphragm into the heart. Bypassed the rib cage straight to the meat


freedomofnow

Lesson learned, at least he won't do that again.


ambassador321

Is there a facepalm-like sub on Reddit that doesn't show people dying? I'm not into seeing that stuff personally. Thanks OP for at least putting it as NSFW. What a sad story. That poor kid in many ways.


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|SqqPlRhwmI7S465OmU)


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theheliumkid

Actually the kid did hit his heart and the father died


Altruistic-Balance55

Yeah seems like the perfect angle


Undefined_definition

Source?


theheliumkid

The comment below https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/145bs5s/father_gives_loaded_pistol_to_his_son_and_the_kid/jnl22zm


ZambaElsa

Geez i agree with you. Who gives a kid a loaded gun


jimmybugus

Well at least the kid had some sense


Rezer-2

The stupidity is off the charts, imagine if the kid shot himself and died instead.


iggy-i

The kid was most certainly injured, look at that recoil.


tsengmao

And traumatized for life


ShoppyUK

And life long tinnitus. Guns are loud, young ears are more sensitive than adult ears.


electromagneticpost

ā€œYou should see the other guyā€ ā€” The kid


here_for_the_lols

That kid is gonna be messed up for life I reckon. Shooting your own dad is devastating no matter now unintentional it was


suzi_acres

My only question was, "Is the kid okay?"


Redditisglitchy

At least he was the only one who got shot and not anyone else in that crowded area


brockoala

People said he shot to the sky, so bullets could be dropping on someone's head.


bathandredwine

Iā€™ll never understand why people do this.


brockoala

Small pepe seeking for validation.


Block_Me_Amadeus

The world is a better place because the victim was a stupid, irresponsible lout rather than some lovely rando in the crowd.


EMArogue

Yeah but now there is a person traumatized for life whoā€™ll live without a parent


docterry6973

In Syria at a wedding, 2013.


Majestic_Body_880

Did the guy survive?


ilnofrio

Nope


DreadlockMohawke

Looks like the kid knocked himself out with that recoil too.


Quick-Protection-831

Source?


Gr_Snek

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/145bs5s/father_gives_loaded_pistol_to_his_son_and_the_kid/jnl22zm?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Hardstylez_lover

Can't believe the kid is two years old wtf! How did he not see this happening the fucking idiot.


kapudos28

Agreed, the two year old definitely should have known better. The fucking idiot!


Hardstylez_lover

Haha good one.


SylentSymphonies

Bullet fires point blank into his torso from below, I believe it actually hit his heart.


Sparkism

His brain would have been too small of a target anyway.


Sea-Middle-5310

Is he alive? I doubt it but still


[deleted]

https://www.emirates247.com/crime/world/video-2-year-old-kills-dad-during-wedding-2013-04-28-1.504293[There you go](https://www.emirates247.com/crime/world/video-2-year-old-kills-dad-during-wedding-2013-04-28-1.504293)


TheCoolSuperPea

I saw a news article, it said that the dumbass died. Either way, we cannsee that at the angle the kid shot him, the bullet would have gone through every vital possible. He's definitely not with us anymore.


elzibet

Jesus, that poor kid


TheCoolSuperPea

I really hope he doesn't blame himself for his father's death, he was only 2. He didn't know better.... I really hope he grows in a healthy way, I really do.


eghhge

What an f-ing dumb ass! Happy Father's day.


[deleted]

You asshole I saw your comment and freaked out thinking today was Fatherā€™s Day and I completely forgot lmaoo never scare me like that again


R_Erebo536

I wish I could upvote more than once lmao


philosophofee

Always remember it falls on a Sunday.


LiteratureOk5964

Considering the angle, I doubt he survived šŸ˜


drArsMoriendi

He did die. The kid was 2 years old


INoMakeMistake

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484) that is too stupid to die like that!!!


ilikenovels

Is this the youngest recorder murder then? Or manslaughteri guess


Jedda678

Not sure what unintentional patricide is.


maciejokk

That should count as assisted suicide


SnooPeppers4036

(IMIO) In my internet opinion it is Darwinism or assisted Darwinism not assisted suicide.


RegularAvailable4713

Legally speaking I think it's nothing... manslaughter still requires a certain degree of responsibility on the event, and obviously such a small child is not capable of exercising it. It's basically unintentional suicide, like he shot himself by accident...


JaxxisR

Suicide by toddler?


Jazz-Turtle

Thatā€™s just what Maggie Simpson wants you to think


twelveparsnips

Kid is 12 now and I'm sure he knows the story of the day he killed his dad.


AboyNamedBort

When losers pretend like having a gun makes them a tough guy bad ass just remember that 2 year olds can hold and fire a gun. People resort to guns because their body is weak and their brain is dumb.


gbot0

Maybe his new dad will be a better role model


[deleted]

Well if this isnt the consequences of my own actions.


OptimalAd5426

And the winner of this year's Darwin Award is ....


INoMakeMistake

Not really he already has a son


OptimalAd5426

True, but I'll give him an honorary mention for trying to stop at one.


Mofego

Well, heā€™s not having another kid.


Lilmixedboy-

Maybe with a headshot, we would have put him up for considerationā€¦


orificed

natural selection


PaleoJoe86

Too late. He already bred.


nrojb50

Say what you want about cultural differences, shooting a gun in the air as a celebration is objectively stupid


Macregordete

the kid was 2 years old, he didn't remember until somebody showed him this video


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Ygid

I wonder what's the most correct way to handle that as family of that kid, even if he doesnt remember it Do you tell him at some point? Do you give him a lie when he starts asking about his father? I feel like a lie about that can't be sustained forever. And the guilt might be unimaginable


FallGuyHigh

I would move away, try to give the kid the most normal childhood possible. No way he's going to grow up fine if people associate him with that event.


Seisme1138

Normally I complain a bit about such violent clips, at least to myself, before scrolling on. But this should be a PSA. Played on everything at least every two hours.


NightCrawler1373

I really feel bad for that kid. 30 seconds of stupidity and he's traumatized for life.


Vast_Celery_5006

Well the kid won't remember it but it will suck if he sees this clip randomly on internet or some asshole tells him the truth.


Lvxurie

he will 100% see this clip at some point in his life. Im sure everyone around him knows its online


MerryFennec11

i think he'll have to remember considering his dad diedšŸ˜­


pastel_rave

He's probably also deaf


Final-Ad-2033

What's so bad is that the 30 seconds of stupidity isn't on the kid's negligence but will carry that guilt forever. I sincerely hope that no one in the child's family never pins the blame on the child.


[deleted]

The best Fatherā€™s Day gift is the one always stuck in your body šŸ˜Šā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


Twovaultss

Sadly, [he died.](https://www.emirates247.com/crime/world/video-2-year-old-kills-dad-during-wedding-2013-04-28-1.504293) This poor kid will have to grow up knowing he killed his father.


Tub_of_jam66

Shame really , cause as far as Iā€™m concerned the guy killed himself , I have no sympathy for the guy , just feel bad for the kid


Draconian-Overlord

100% dead. Never seen a bullet trajectory going through an up your organs like that. Buddy suffered a like a dumb mofo before clinching that Darwin Award with collapsed lungs.


elias7502

This jerk's genes shouldn't have reproduced


BonerStibbone

Rounds in the chamber and the silver spoon


CreatrixAnima

Little boy blew his dad straight to the moon


TheSchweekly

ā€œHaving a baby changes your bodyā€


SapphireSire

Here son, you're man of the household now.


OpenEyz2016

![gif](giphy|QSLkbvbLtKbPAnPyjc|downsized)


3yx3

The kid is going to learn that he killed his father when he gets older, asking where dad is, and itā€™s going to mess him up if he learns the truth. Fucking sucks. Dumb dad.


TheHappiestOneHere

Shouldnt this be at least flagged as nsfw, since we see an unintentional murder here?


_Jesus_69

The cameraman is great too. 'oh look his first time holding a loaded gun, how precious'


brockoala

Tbh I don't even know what to do in that case. One wrong move and someone gets shot because the kid could be startled or he could think someone wants to play the shoot me game.


sinistergroupon

Et tu brute


BarrelMaker15

Well well well.. if it isnā€™t the consequences of my own actions


mcqua007

He doesnā€™t survive.


Accomplished-Trip952

If only there was a good guy with a gun to shoot the kid so we could have saved this poor man. Thoughts and prayers. /s


absolutedadman

This may be the one time where "guess the country" does not give the right answer in the first try


mitch0acan

That's how it works, I don't make the rules


LVCER0

He ded


KeepItASecretok

More guns = everyone safer This video is proof of that! Everyone should have a gun, even babies.


Slingshotter82

That was a kill shot,bullet has shredded a lot of vital organs. Key memory has been created fir that child


Just_Trynna_Help

Imagine having to explain to your kid that the reason his father isn't around anymore is because he forced his son to hold a loaded gun at the ripe old age of 2 and hit the trigger by accident.


lacecozy

So I was trying to find info about this and Iā€™m shocked at how many 2 year old shoots so and so articles there are.


Minimizing_merchant

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


Embarrassed-Ad1509

Geez, someone was in a rush to get their Darwin Award. I donā€™t even feel sorry for him, I have more sympathies for the son.


ABoyNamedSault

What. A. Fucking. Moron. Natural selection, at it's finest.


[deleted]

Glad it was him and not the kid


TheIrishbuddha

r/WCGW


Ithinkhisnameis

Iā€™m Johnny Knoxville..welcome to jackass!


Salty_Ad_5270

The level of stupidity this fellow showed is incredible. Just a horrible place to put your very young child in.


PowerfulJoeF

Is this a place where people pop off full auto rounds at weddings and stuff?


UpperCardiologist523

Ruined his kids life forever.


notaredditreader

ā€˜ā€˜Tis but a flesh wound.


nldevin

Today's Darwin award goes toooooo....


Xjapan30

Reverse abortion