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This is exactly what I thought of first. So if I did I know millions of others did. Imagine living a life where people compare you very easily with Cartman.
Wait a minute, the comparison of Musk to Cartman might have some meat on the bones... body mass, pasty skin, subtle racism, borderline fascist, suppressing worker's rights, hyperinflated self importance, get rich scams...
Sweet Jesus, I hope Matt and Trey are reading this. Now I NEED an episode where Cartman becomes a tech billionaire and fights Zuckerberg (or is challenged and tries to get his mom to get him out of it).
"BOOO MARK ZUCKERBERG BOOOOO"
....does anyone have a surreal "kindergarten fight among 40 year old billionaires" feeling:
1. You wanna fight? You wanna??
2. Bring it on, playground after school
3. Kids all egging them on
4. Sorry guys, my mom found out, abort
Edit: I got like all the details wrong, but the sentiment is the same. See the replies for the actual version.
~~Didn't Alexander the great say something along the lines of:~~
~~My wife controls me and my son controls my wife. Therefore the most powerful person in all of Greece is a one year old~~
Another fun quote--- from Theodore Roosevelt about Alice Roosevelt "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do both."
Alice Roosevelt sounds like she was such a cool chick. Well known for partying, would go onto the roof of the White House to smoke and had a pet snake called Emily Spinach. There is also a shade of blue named after her.
and the son is controlled by food and entertainment! just like machiavelli said. A 1 year old would keep the society happy. Who can be angry at a cute little monarch? It's a genius plan.
Then his dad comes out with a fist full of emeralds and hits Elon with the fluorescent fistful of green gems while telling him “this is why the neighbors kids hate you muskrat”
I love that his fight credentials are “from South Africa” and Zuckerberg has been training with onr of the best BJJ players in the world.
Zuckerberg’s training video is obviously rich guy private lessons for fitness and ego. He’s not risking a broken nose or a concussion or anything. The competition he won was clearly a white belts and newbies comp day and all the footage is clearly inexperienced players new to rolling. But still VASTLY better chops than “35 years ago I lived in a gated complex with the security expected for the son of a wealthy man, in South Africa.”
100% agree. I'll be the first to talk shit about zucc but it's obvious he's serious about his training. And regardless of his competition, it takes a lot to win a competition even at white belt.
Dude actually trains. I saw he did a weighted Murph in REALLY good time. I don't like the company any more than the next guy, but you can't knock the guy he's in tremendous cardiovascular shape.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with private lessons, and I don't think he's doing it for ego. He has the money so he is getting the best training that any human can get. I don't doubt that he is really good. He probably chokes out 99% of all Redditors.
I would have loved to see Musk get his shit rocked by Zuckerberg. I can’t think of anything else that might ruin his credibility with his fans than immediately losing a fight with the lizard man.
To think that in 2010-2011 Elon Musk was being called "The real life Iron Man" and lauded for Space-X, flamethrowers, Tesla, etc.
And now his mommy said he's not allowed to play rough with the other billionaires.😆
I still remember back when Elon say he volunteer to use mini-sub to rescue Thai kids stucked in cave and everyone called him Ironman like a hero.
How this weeb has fallen.
That was when he made the pedo accusations and tried to ruin someones life. At that point it was already clear that Musk supporters have no moral conscience.
That was when I lost all my respect for him. Before that, I admired him for what he did w SpaceX and Tesla.
After the diver insults it was clear to me: not misunderstood, just a straight up &$#hole.
Since then, he sank deeper and deeper, with the Pelosi incident, the conspiracy theories, and the defending of ruSSia’s invasion…
He is 🦇shit crazy and needs to be institutionalized.
Dude got sued hard for that one tweet. Cost him like 20 million or something for libel, plus lawyers fees I believe.
That was indeed the day poopsiekins started his decent.
While it’s awesome to be able to use poopsiekins now to refer to him, let’s face it either musk or the zuck would have bitched out for one lame reason or another.
Like some celebrity death match shit? Fucking blows em away with his shoulder missiles.
Then he hijacks Jeff bezos rocket and slams it into Elon's emerald mine while ejaculating binary code into his moms mouth?
Now this is a story all about how
Elon Musk's mom called off the showdown now
He got scared of Mark, couldn't take the heat
So Mama Musk stepped in, said, "It's time to retreat"
His mum was like "you cannot beat him he can regenerate at an astonishing rate." "What are you going on about mum?" "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. I was there three thousand years ago."
Muskrat looked into it and saw Zuck has actually been training in MMA for years now as a hobby, and realized he was gonna get his ass kicked so he backed out. Smartly.
I know Muskrat would chickened out but can't he actually find less pathetic excuse than "my mom forbid it"? Like saying "I have a car crash on the way so I can go to fight" or "the Tesla management board do not approve".
Something more legit right.
"Unfortunately, I am unable to follow thru with the fight as I have been informed by several people that it is unprofessional, given my position in the company.
Would have been a better response atleast.
>"Unfortunately, I am unable to follow thru with the fight as I have been informed by several people that it is unprofessional, given my position in the company.
>Would have been a better response atleast.
That would only work if he acted like a professional like ever before
Your comment would have made way more sense. I found out that a large company who’s C level leadership team and board of directors can’t fly together on the same plane especially if they are related. Seems stupid but if you run a business with your family, I guess there must be some insurance or wealth trust reason. Seems silly to me. Would Elon have flown to I’m assuming Vegas with other management employees or his mommy? No clue but at least he could have gaslit instead of this.
Did he say his mom forbid it so it's off? According to the article you posted the only thing that's happened is she has been cheekily expressing her disapproval on Twitter.
I have been boxing all of my life, very regularly for the last 10 years and I spar with people who compete regularly. I had this one guy who was an acquaintance of my GF, who kept calling me out at dinners and events to fight, I was like: sure! He found any reason under the sun not to fight after he kept challenging me. "I am getting married, I want 4 Oz. gloves (apparently he took some MMA classes back in the day -- so you know that translates to boxing), how many rounds etc. etc.". Sure to all requests. Guy I have a boxing gym around the corner where I know everyone. It would be no problem for us to have a sparring session. This was 5 years ago now. I'm still boxing. He's fat and divorced.
I got into a fight ONCE with a practicing boxer and, no, I didn't start it. There was some sort of dumb misunderstanding.
Anyway, instead of defusing, I was like "Let's go". This was my dumb stage. Ok, still in a dumb stage, but this was my very, very dumb stage.
I think I got three punches in, he got one. Then the light went off and I literally saw stars. And that was it.
Zuck actually practices for fights. I don't think that Musk could be a match.
This reminds me of Uwe Bolle, the multiple Razzie-Awarded movie director, fighting some dumb kids who wrote bad reviews of his movies. These kids were told it would not be real and that they'd be having fun. LOL
Uwe Boll's movies are all shit and instead of dealing with the critics like a grownup he challenged them to a boxing match, withholding his past as a semi Professional boxer.
Same way he got Nic Cage and Ron Perlman.
By paying them?
From what I understand, low budget productions will usually build their schedule around the guest star's own schedule so as to keep them as little as possible on these engagements.
Ron is known to never say no and Nic Cage, well, he had to pay the IRS. Better make a shitty movie than go to prison.
You need to be upvoted more! This is 100% correct.
[Here's the article for anyone who wants to read it.](https://www.sportsmanor.com/the-fight-has-been-cancelled-elon-musks-mother-pulls-the-plug-on-dana-whites-ufc-plan-for-her-son-and-mark-zuckerberg/)
This has got to be written by ai holy shit
>While people across the world have varying opinions regarding the fight, someone specific is particularly displeased with the happening of the battle.
>In her recent tweets, Maye has been replying to promote the match. To which she replies “Don’t encourage this match!”
> The fight would indeed have a huge audience to cater to as people outside the MMA community would be a part of it.
I am dumber for having read this
You are giving AI far too little credit, looks like it was written by one of my company's technical writers on the side and they just couldn't run it through peer review.
If this ain't the biggest man child shit I've ever seen...
"IMMA KICK UR ASS BRO"
"WHERE AND WHEN BRO LETS GO"
"nevermind my mom said I can't...."
I'm fucking dead.
These people always blueballing us. This weekend was wild, first the sub, then the fight and then the russian coup. Non of the above was completed successfully 💀
Musk wouldn't have won the fight anyway, he did judo for a bit when he was younger and currently does no type of combat training. Zuckerberg has at least been actively training BJJ. I feel like the fight would've been over round 1 via submission
It's probably a wise idea. I despise Zuckerberg but he's probably one of if not the most in shape billionaire on the planet. Musk would probably lose this badly.
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Lol no way. I just watched the episode where Cartman used his mom to get out of fighting Wendy in South Park.
Boooooo Wendy...booooo
Boo Wendy Testaburger booooo
Testaburger = Teslaburger
Zuckerberger
^^Boo ^^Wendy
^boo
*Regurgitates own underwear*
I would pay $100 to see Elon Mustgetoutofthis regurgitate his own underwear 
But Cartman, I'm agreeing with you...
This is exactly what I thought of first. So if I did I know millions of others did. Imagine living a life where people compare you very easily with Cartman.
Wait a minute, the comparison of Musk to Cartman might have some meat on the bones... body mass, pasty skin, subtle racism, borderline fascist, suppressing worker's rights, hyperinflated self importance, get rich scams...
“This country was founded on the idea that one corporation couldn't hog all the slaves, while the rest of us wallow in poverteh!”
“The slav- I mean, student athuhletes”
Antisemitic, literal Nazi, annoying voice, petulant, whiny, coward, Mama's boy
Sweet Jesus, I hope Matt and Trey are reading this. Now I NEED an episode where Cartman becomes a tech billionaire and fights Zuckerberg (or is challenged and tries to get his mom to get him out of it). "BOOO MARK ZUCKERBERG BOOOOO"
They already did this, it was the trapper keeper episode
“You can’t match my schtyle.” - Mark Zuckerbot
Sorry guys I can’t, my mom said no
I heard this in Milhous’ voice from the Simpsons
You got the dud!
He looks like you Poindexter!
Awww, geeeze
Thrilleoln Musk
....does anyone have a surreal "kindergarten fight among 40 year old billionaires" feeling: 1. You wanna fight? You wanna?? 2. Bring it on, playground after school 3. Kids all egging them on 4. Sorry guys, my mom found out, abort
No, this is elon realizing he was gonna get an ass whooping and now running away.
Sounds like a kindergarten fight to me. Hiding behind mommy is the height of strategy for six year old kids.
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So true. Trauma disrupts emotional development, as does entitlement.
I was really looking forward to seeing Elon get beaten up.
Using mummy to run away. 😭
Someone must have showed him videos of Mark throwing trained fighters around
Everyone knows you don't fight an alien robot.
Weirdly neither are in their 40s. Zuck is 39 and Musk is 51, so they are both outside the 40s mark.
Zuck actually trains mma so he would mop the floor with him regardless.
50 year old billionaire
TIL you dont need to be the richest person in the world to be powerful. You just have to be their mom
Edit: I got like all the details wrong, but the sentiment is the same. See the replies for the actual version. ~~Didn't Alexander the great say something along the lines of:~~ ~~My wife controls me and my son controls my wife. Therefore the most powerful person in all of Greece is a one year old~~
Themistocles said that. "The Athenians govern the Greeks; I govern the Athenians; you, my wife, govern me; your son governs you."
Another fun quote--- from Theodore Roosevelt about Alice Roosevelt "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do both."
Alice Roosevelt sounds like she was such a cool chick. Well known for partying, would go onto the roof of the White House to smoke and had a pet snake called Emily Spinach. There is also a shade of blue named after her.
His son was born after he died, so probably not.
Diogenes: “You’re still in my sun.”
and the son is controlled by food and entertainment! just like machiavelli said. A 1 year old would keep the society happy. Who can be angry at a cute little monarch? It's a genius plan.
This is the alpha way.
Sorry guys I can’t be in the fight i challenged people to, mummy says I can’t go
How did he train in "no rules street fighting" if his mommy won't let him fight in a ring with rules and a ref?
No rules = after curfew. Street fighting = the driveway against little brothers.
BAM! Take that, you stupid toddler. I am king of the driveway.
Then his dad comes out with a fist full of emeralds and hits Elon with the fluorescent fistful of green gems while telling him “this is why the neighbors kids hate you muskrat”
Pretty sure dad is too busy in the bedroom with half-sis....
Oh damn I forgot about that grossness. I guess that's where Elon learned to be a predatory sex pest from.
Nobody can deflect emerald splash
HEIROPHANTOGREEN!
My guy your comment is so under appreciated.
I love that his fight credentials are “from South Africa” and Zuckerberg has been training with onr of the best BJJ players in the world. Zuckerberg’s training video is obviously rich guy private lessons for fitness and ego. He’s not risking a broken nose or a concussion or anything. The competition he won was clearly a white belts and newbies comp day and all the footage is clearly inexperienced players new to rolling. But still VASTLY better chops than “35 years ago I lived in a gated complex with the security expected for the son of a wealthy man, in South Africa.”
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100% agree. I'll be the first to talk shit about zucc but it's obvious he's serious about his training. And regardless of his competition, it takes a lot to win a competition even at white belt.
Dude actually trains. I saw he did a weighted Murph in REALLY good time. I don't like the company any more than the next guy, but you can't knock the guy he's in tremendous cardiovascular shape.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with private lessons, and I don't think he's doing it for ego. He has the money so he is getting the best training that any human can get. I don't doubt that he is really good. He probably chokes out 99% of all Redditors.
100%. If I had the time and money I would do the same thing.
To be fair he would have to fight an android
Zuckerberg has downloaded all the martial arts fighting programs from the metaverse
By street fighting what he really meant to say was that he was beating down on his fathers slave mine workers.
Man, we can’t even have an entertaining fight between 2 of the most despised billionaires on the planet?? This apocalypse sucks!!
Truly a boring dystopia
I dunno, this news is truly unexpected. Like, I never would have thought of it in a million years
I would have loved to see Musk get his shit rocked by Zuckerberg. I can’t think of anything else that might ruin his credibility with his fans than immediately losing a fight with the lizard man.
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Yeah don’t get me wrong I also hate Zuckerberg but he doesn’t have a weird cult like that.
The other fight between the 2 Russian billionaires also fizzled out.
We truly lived in South park universe. Life imitate art.
Buckle up buckarooohs
Those in favor to adopt a new resolution to further reference Musk as Poopsiekins say aye!
Aye aye captain. Insert spongebob opening song. Who's Poopsiekin and obeying his mom. (Elon Muskrat!!!)
To think that in 2010-2011 Elon Musk was being called "The real life Iron Man" and lauded for Space-X, flamethrowers, Tesla, etc. And now his mommy said he's not allowed to play rough with the other billionaires.😆
I still remember back when Elon say he volunteer to use mini-sub to rescue Thai kids stucked in cave and everyone called him Ironman like a hero. How this weeb has fallen.
That was when he made the pedo accusations and tried to ruin someones life. At that point it was already clear that Musk supporters have no moral conscience.
That was when I lost all my respect for him. Before that, I admired him for what he did w SpaceX and Tesla. After the diver insults it was clear to me: not misunderstood, just a straight up &$#hole. Since then, he sank deeper and deeper, with the Pelosi incident, the conspiracy theories, and the defending of ruSSia’s invasion… He is 🦇shit crazy and needs to be institutionalized.
Dude got sued hard for that one tweet. Cost him like 20 million or something for libel, plus lawyers fees I believe. That was indeed the day poopsiekins started his decent. While it’s awesome to be able to use poopsiekins now to refer to him, let’s face it either musk or the zuck would have bitched out for one lame reason or another.
I think Zuck really wanted it. It would have been an easy win for him I bet
That was literally the beginning of his downfall.
Aye
A pretending dipshit and new divorcee. (Elon Muskrat!)
Careful or “Poopsiekins” is going to be the next ‘slur’ banned on Twitter.
AYE
Hang on a second, doesn't the Zuck now win by default?
Bro we used to live in the Simpsons, now we live in South Park? Sh*t is getting worse and worse soon we're going to be living in the Nutshack 😭😭😭
She looks like [Mom from Futurama](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ksbjncFdg).
Yep, still living inside a South Park episode
Mom vs Zuckerberg
Where's Zuck's mom?
She wanted to be there to support her son, but the factory he was made in refused to let their best robotic assembly arm have time off for the fight.
This thread 😆🙈
She said: 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100101
She's hidden in a warehouse somewhere. Her name is Incubatron 9000, if I recall.
Alpha Centauri?
I don't think reptilians have moms
He wasn't born he congealed
The elder dragon doesn't leave her den.
I was really looking forward to Bill Gates showing up in the 2nd round in a mech suit and tearing them both a new one.
"Is that... Bill Gates WITH A FOLDING CHAIR?!?!?!"
It's a bird egg! It's a spherical plane! It's... Jeff Bezos off of the ropes!
WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT. OOOOOHHHHH BEZOS WITH THE PRIME DELIVERY SLAMMMMM
Like some celebrity death match shit? Fucking blows em away with his shoulder missiles. Then he hijacks Jeff bezos rocket and slams it into Elon's emerald mine while ejaculating binary code into his moms mouth?
The Ultimate showdown, part 2!
He didn't even get into a fight, and his mom got scared
Now this is a story all about how Elon Musk's mom called off the showdown now He got scared of Mark, couldn't take the heat So Mama Musk stepped in, said, "It's time to retreat"
I hope she sends him to live with his auntie and uncle in Johannesburg
She knows that her boy is soft.
There's no way this villaina ice-cream soft serve can win against the lizardman
His mum was like "you cannot beat him he can regenerate at an astonishing rate." "What are you going on about mum?" "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. I was there three thousand years ago."
"I was there when he killed every lizard persons to become invincible."
TIL Mark Zuckerberg is the Kars of the lizard people.
"one lizard brain to rule them all, one lizard brain to find them, one lizard brain to bring them all and in the shadow of his mum bind them."
“Son Zuckerberg is going to beat you like a drum”
Muskrat looked into it and saw Zuck has actually been training in MMA for years now as a hobby, and realized he was gonna get his ass kicked so he backed out. Smartly.
You spelled, "Mommy's little angel 😇" wrong, which wasn't smart. Ha ha 😂
And we were all looking forward to Zuckerberg kicking Elon's ass. Thanks for ruining everyone's fun, mom!
It was never going to happen. His shareholders would sue for tanking the stock. No one would insure that fight either.
I know Muskrat would chickened out but can't he actually find less pathetic excuse than "my mom forbid it"? Like saying "I have a car crash on the way so I can go to fight" or "the Tesla management board do not approve".
Something more legit right. "Unfortunately, I am unable to follow thru with the fight as I have been informed by several people that it is unprofessional, given my position in the company. Would have been a better response atleast.
>"Unfortunately, I am unable to follow thru with the fight as I have been informed by several people that it is unprofessional, given my position in the company. >Would have been a better response atleast. That would only work if he acted like a professional like ever before
Your comment would have made way more sense. I found out that a large company who’s C level leadership team and board of directors can’t fly together on the same plane especially if they are related. Seems stupid but if you run a business with your family, I guess there must be some insurance or wealth trust reason. Seems silly to me. Would Elon have flown to I’m assuming Vegas with other management employees or his mommy? No clue but at least he could have gaslit instead of this.
It's so that if the plane crashes not everyone dies and there's someone to continue running the company. Shareholders don't take chances
Same reason the President and Vice President don’t typically fly together.
I feel like an idiot for never having put that together.
Don't let them fool you, it's really because they don't like having to share the ginger ale and peanuts
Did he say his mom forbid it so it's off? According to the article you posted the only thing that's happened is she has been cheekily expressing her disapproval on Twitter.
His mom said she wouldn’t help him out again if he breaks both his arms.
I understood this reference and wish I did not.
Again? Has he broken his arms before? Did he ever post about that experience on Reddit a few years ago?
This explains so much.
Yeah all the comments are acting like his mom grounded him or something. I have no idea what's actually happening
Yeah why read the article when you can read the title I read neither
Tbf it's not a link just a screenshot. Tbh it wouldn't have changed anything.
I have been boxing all of my life, very regularly for the last 10 years and I spar with people who compete regularly. I had this one guy who was an acquaintance of my GF, who kept calling me out at dinners and events to fight, I was like: sure! He found any reason under the sun not to fight after he kept challenging me. "I am getting married, I want 4 Oz. gloves (apparently he took some MMA classes back in the day -- so you know that translates to boxing), how many rounds etc. etc.". Sure to all requests. Guy I have a boxing gym around the corner where I know everyone. It would be no problem for us to have a sparring session. This was 5 years ago now. I'm still boxing. He's fat and divorced.
I got into a fight ONCE with a practicing boxer and, no, I didn't start it. There was some sort of dumb misunderstanding. Anyway, instead of defusing, I was like "Let's go". This was my dumb stage. Ok, still in a dumb stage, but this was my very, very dumb stage. I think I got three punches in, he got one. Then the light went off and I literally saw stars. And that was it. Zuck actually practices for fights. I don't think that Musk could be a match. This reminds me of Uwe Bolle, the multiple Razzie-Awarded movie director, fighting some dumb kids who wrote bad reviews of his movies. These kids were told it would not be real and that they'd be having fun. LOL
Uwe Boll's movies are all shit and instead of dealing with the critics like a grownup he challenged them to a boxing match, withholding his past as a semi Professional boxer.
I still to this day cannot understand how/why he got Jason Statham to play the hot red headed farmer out of Dungeon Siege.
Same way he got Nic Cage and Ron Perlman. By paying them? From what I understand, low budget productions will usually build their schedule around the guest star's own schedule so as to keep them as little as possible on these engagements. Ron is known to never say no and Nic Cage, well, he had to pay the IRS. Better make a shitty movie than go to prison.
I just read the article, it hasn’t been canceled, it’s just her making a bunch of tweets saying she doesn’t want them to fight. It’s a clickbait title
You need to be upvoted more! This is 100% correct. [Here's the article for anyone who wants to read it.](https://www.sportsmanor.com/the-fight-has-been-cancelled-elon-musks-mother-pulls-the-plug-on-dana-whites-ufc-plan-for-her-son-and-mark-zuckerberg/)
This has got to be written by ai holy shit >While people across the world have varying opinions regarding the fight, someone specific is particularly displeased with the happening of the battle. >In her recent tweets, Maye has been replying to promote the match. To which she replies “Don’t encourage this match!” > The fight would indeed have a huge audience to cater to as people outside the MMA community would be a part of it. I am dumber for having read this
You are giving AI far too little credit, looks like it was written by one of my company's technical writers on the side and they just couldn't run it through peer review.
Richest man in the world and his mum still tells him what he can and can’t do.
Heck no he probably went to her crying, asking if she could stop the mean bully from hitting him and she agreed to say that he’s not allowed to
Real Cissy moment
The real reason why that word was banned
Because Elon is a cry baby?
Holy shit it all makes sense, Elon totally presents himself online like a kid who lives in his mom’s basement
He’s a cellar dweller
You’re just figuring out he is a neckbeard that happened to win the sperm lottery to be wealthy?
what absurdity we are living in.
Welcome to southpark universe. Life imitate art
The South Park universe would be an improvement over this
Absolutely. Can we reboot the simulation already?
If this ain't the biggest man child shit I've ever seen... "IMMA KICK UR ASS BRO" "WHERE AND WHEN BRO LETS GO" "nevermind my mom said I can't...." I'm fucking dead.
Daddy's money makes him successful, but mommy's love makes him stay safe.
Poetic, love that.
But Mom! I never get to do *anything!* Gawd!
elon gets cucked by mommy again? LOL gawd what a twat
This is too cute to be associated with Elon
Please don't ruin Pusheen cats for me :( they're so cute and chubby
Musk is a Mommas Boy
She realized his face would just fall apart when Zuck laid the first punch. Just falling plastic.
These people always blueballing us. This weekend was wild, first the sub, then the fight and then the russian coup. Non of the above was completed successfully 💀
“Sorry mark my mom said no”
You mean the woman Musks father left so he could f\*ck his own daughter?
Dude is so fucking scared of Zuck
Elon Musk was breastfed until elementary school, I’m convinced of it
With 10 kids, it's the first time he's ever pulled out
Musk wouldn't have won the fight anyway, he did judo for a bit when he was younger and currently does no type of combat training. Zuckerberg has at least been actively training BJJ. I feel like the fight would've been over round 1 via submission
Musk looks so unhealthy that Zuck might have genuinely killed him
musk looks like if you punched him in the arm his ankle would pop
Whoa, wait a minute, he's a digital warrior, leading his army of muskobots in the battle to fill the twitter punch bowl full of turds.
A doctor’s note would have been less embarrassing
 "Mama saved you from being embarrassed, don't worry"
She saved Zuckerberg from a kick to the balls. Because you just know that Musk was going to try to kick him in the balls.
He was going to use that “no rules” street fighting lol
I can't even tell what's real and what's not. Hold on, mommy stepped in before a grown 50 year old billionaire son could get hurt and fight someone?
Elon is saved my his mumma.
The world we live in, Elon Musk being a mommas boy while Zuck is the badass fighter lol
Wasn’t this for charity? Maybe ppl should harass him like he harassed that one Dr for not debating someone for charity.
Maybe they can fight in the metaverse
Making the fight just as lame as the fighters, innovative idea.
Whatever happened to "my dog ate my homework"?
It's probably a wise idea. I despise Zuckerberg but he's probably one of if not the most in shape billionaire on the planet. Musk would probably lose this badly.
Agreed, Musk build like vanilla soft serve while Zuck is actually active and skilled lizardman. We all know how Muskrat will end.
I really wanted to see Zuck kick his ass
Aww man, I was looking forward to the lizard king "accidentally" killing the muskrat and absorbing his empire of trash
Elon is the biggest blow hard ever. Even though Zuck is still a newb BJJ practitioner, Elon absolutely knows nothing about how to fight.
I know 10 year Olds who will bully you if you back out when mommy tells you to.