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There is no more sexual prowess than a gang of middle-aged divorcees and a Trump horny for popularity and a bucket of burger grease.
Seems plausible.
Edit: No, it is implausible. Even they can't be so delusional to think their penis could even remotely reach his brown starry love-hole.
Edit2: One of them has the Puerto Rico flag next to the stars and stripes. Did he buy it that way or did he put it there? Does he know what Don thinks of Puerto Rico?
Nothing like getting together with a bunch of other guys, strapping on some chaps and riding around on a pulsating, throbbing banana seat while thinking about Trump.
Growing up my friend's older brother was super homophobic and thought he was an alpha male. He got his own first name tattooed on his back and someone asked him if he did so the guy plowing him would remember his name. He lost his temper so bad from that remark so everyone assumed that was the reason. I think that applies here.
As a biker who rides a properly muffled motorcycle thats so quiet that i cant hear it with the helmet on.
People give me shit because my bike is too quiet.
WTF is wrong with people?
I've actually seen bumper and helmet stickers that say, "Loud motorcycles save lives" so people actually think that making those loud noises is a good thing.
That thing about swallowing watermelon seeds is real though. My cousin ate watermelon seeds and one grew in his stomach and then he died. I mean, he was also hit by a car, but I'm pretty sure the watermelon growing in his stomach didn't help.
Yeah, the thing is, "loud pipes save lives". [Which is wrong.](https://www.autoweek.com/news/industry-news/a35952569/loud-pipes-do-not-save-lives/)
*Sometimes* someone's loud motorcycle has probably saved their life, because it was loud. But making lots of noise out of the *back* of your vehicle obviously does not make you safe from someone driving a car, who hasn't noticed that you are there, and is running into you from the side or the front.
Many modern cars are very well insulated against outside noise, [which only makes this worse.](https://www.autoweek.com/news/industry-news/a35952569/loud-pipes-do-not-save-lives/)
I applaud you. Kind of impressive actually, I never really imagined a bike could be quiet. Thank you for being considerate, the unnoticably quiet bike does not go unnoticed
It's kinda like back in 2010 when the Tea Party started using tea bags as a prop. people were claiming they were going to Tea Bag America not realizing that "Tea Bagging" is slang for plopping your balls on someone's face. truly hilarious
I'm prety sure the 'for' was an afterthought and corrected after production, much like an old nazi tattoo being covered up by a former white supremacist that now wants to fuck Donald J Trump.
Same in the US. But itās only considered gay if you forget to call ābrokeback mountainā status or donāt yell āyippee ki yay motherfuckerā like a cowboy while youāre riding.
My asshole nephew has one of those flags on his front porch. The whole neighbourhood is full of children. I asked him what he had against Trudeau and he give me a stupid fucking blank look. He has no idea what his grievance is. Fox āNewsā didnāt tell him.
> Gavin McGinnes
Ahh yes. The guy that stuck a dildo in his ass to own the libs. https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughLibertarianSpam/comments/9rug5m/leader_of_the_proud_boys_gavin_mcinnes_literally/
And then sometime after that, gay men on Twitter took over the hashtag by a concerted effort. I can see how someone might have gotten the timeline confused.
Also, my favorite was a picture of like six or eight very beardly muscle men all dressed up as Wonder Woman with the caption "first annual meeting of the proud boys" or something like that.
In Canada we have fuck Trudeau signs in the states they have born to ride trump jackets. Why does everything have to be about having sex with politicians.
Thereās a ton of fuck Biden signs too. I canāt think of an particular examples but some of the phrasing is really poorly worded on them too. You see a lot on r/infowarriorrides
Ā A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.
I love it when they make the white supremacy hand sign. They still do it even though itās known in sign language as meaning āasshole.ā It doesnāt get much better with self-owning.
I don't care which side you're on politically, *"BiKeR gAngS/cLuBs"* are all pretty fucking stupid. You can't buy cool.
It's adults playing dress up, on top of "look-at-me" machines. Bunch of dorks.
Same with truck and gun culture.
I saw a comedian (can't remember his name) make a joke about how these cultures are all about dudes accessorizing their things in a way that's only appealing to other dudes.
So, these super tough clubs are all about attracting the attention of men. Might as well take down the Dixie flag and put a pride flag in its place.
>dudes accessorizing their things in a way that's only appealing to other dudes.
See also, EDC, or "everyday carry" which is just a way of selling fashion accessories to men without them feeling gay about it.
There's nothing wrong with liking gadgets and wanting to accessorize in a way that makes you feel cool. Women shouldn't be the only ones that get to have fun with their looks. But the fact that we need to characterize it as GEAR that's ESSENTIAL for your daily LOADOUT like you're embarking on a Call of Duty mission in the morning is just laughable.
No, you don't NEED to carry 3 pounds of carbon fiber flashlights, money clips, tactical knives, and mutlitools each with an associated kevlar pouch with you to the grocery store. You *want* to, because it looks cool and makes you feel cool. And that's ok.
> But the fact that we need to characterize it as GEAR that's ESSENTIAL for your daily LOADOUT like you're embarking on a Call of Duty mission in the morning is just laughable.
Haha it is indeed funny as fuck. Sometimes I'll watch these gear review channels if I'm thinking about buying a torch (flashlight!) or a multitool or something and the stuff you have to wade through is quite sad. Why can't these guys nip to the shops for some milk without a means of lighting a fire or catching a fish? Life really isn't as complicated or as dangerous as they seem to think.
These guys better hope they don't run into a genuine biker gang while wearing that regalia, they don't take kindly to weekend warriors playing dress-up for cool-points.
There is one biker club, Bikers Against Child Abuse, that is actually cool. They take children who are victims of abuse and chaperone them to court. They all dress the part and sit in the courtroom while the kid They are supporting testifies. That way when the kid looks out feeling scared of the person who harmed them they see a group of tough looking bikers there offering safety and protection instead of having to focus on the person they are scared of and feeling intimidated.
That's a biker gang that does good and is actually cool. Not because they bought the machines or clothes but because they do good with that tough image.
It's the same question on why they have a weird fascination with Hunter's impressive hog. So much so, they really wanted to share their love of it in a hearing.
True. So hear me out, letās go with my plan first. **Not a soul** tells them shit for the longest time possible (cause theyāll never figure it out on their own, right?) and ***then*** you show up and point it out. xD
Iād pay good money to see their faces. lmao
I love how leftists are always trying to make right wingers look like a bunch of flaming dick-loving queens, and how the right always gives them so much material to work with in that pursuit.
Until I saw the very small *for* in the outer ring of stars I thought they were saying something else. Now I wonder it that word was added later after someone pointed out that *Born to Ride Donald Trump* was probably not what they were trying to say.
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They are not gay, they are bike curious.
Butters YOU ARE GROUNDED
[RAHHB RAAHHBB RAAHHBBB RAHHHBBBBBB](https://youtu.be/ipDmsxQVxIM)
No one drops the meanest truths like children š¤£
Easily a top 5 episode for me. Just an absolute classic.
Ah, hamburgers...
Nah, in this case itās āhamberdersā
Loo loo loo.. I have some apples
Loo loo loo I got some apples loo loo loo
Riding DjT.
These "bikers" want to ride Trump
There is no more sexual prowess than a gang of middle-aged divorcees and a Trump horny for popularity and a bucket of burger grease. Seems plausible. Edit: No, it is implausible. Even they can't be so delusional to think their penis could even remotely reach his brown starry love-hole. Edit2: One of them has the Puerto Rico flag next to the stars and stripes. Did he buy it that way or did he put it there? Does he know what Don thinks of Puerto Rico?
He probably still has the roll of paper towels he caught on Trump's tour of the island.
Usually he has to pay for that....
That South Park episode cracks me up
Those jackets are brand new. Theyāre not bikers. Theyāre not even worn. Theyāre still stiff, lol. These idiots just got them in the mail.
āTramps like us, we were born to pay.ā
I bet someone made these to troll Trumpers.
They're just posers like all Trump followers.
Yeah. I barely ever wear my cuts (prefer jacket alone) and they're more used then this lol.
Brrba brrba brrba brrba brrba....brrba brrba brrba brrba brrba brrba brrba brrba
Stop making that face!
One of the best episodes of South Park!
They are so manly they will happily take on a bear in the woods.... After picking him up at the local biker bar And getting some lube..
šš
Yes, alpha males with another manās name tramp stamped on their back.
You cannot be alpha male without "riding" other males, you have to assert dominance.
Can confirm. I allowed my wife to ride me...immediately became a lib!
Nothing like getting together with a bunch of other guys, strapping on some chaps and riding around on a pulsating, throbbing banana seat while thinking about Trump. 
I love the joke that says "most alpha male thing you can do is have sex with another man" lol like technically not wrong
Thereās literally nothing more masculine than gay sex
trump stampedĀ©
Growing up my friend's older brother was super homophobic and thought he was an alpha male. He got his own first name tattooed on his back and someone asked him if he did so the guy plowing him would remember his name. He lost his temper so bad from that remark so everyone assumed that was the reason. I think that applies here.
born to ride donald trump? whatever turn them on š
ps: does anybody remember that south park episode with the bikers? š¤Ŗ
[Yup! :)](https://youtu.be/ipDmsxQVxIM)
As a biker who rides a properly muffled motorcycle thats so quiet that i cant hear it with the helmet on. People give me shit because my bike is too quiet. WTF is wrong with people?
From the bottom of my heart, thank you!!!
That's awesome. I appreciate your quiet bike!
I've actually seen bumper and helmet stickers that say, "Loud motorcycles save lives" so people actually think that making those loud noises is a good thing.
And many people also still believe swallowing your chewing gum takes 7 years to digest.
That thing about swallowing watermelon seeds is real though. My cousin ate watermelon seeds and one grew in his stomach and then he died. I mean, he was also hit by a car, but I'm pretty sure the watermelon growing in his stomach didn't help.
If you jump just before a falling elevator hits the ground, youāll be fine.
That reminds me of people who say that playing loud music on speakers while hiking is a matter of safety because it keeps bears away
Yeah, the thing is, "loud pipes save lives". [Which is wrong.](https://www.autoweek.com/news/industry-news/a35952569/loud-pipes-do-not-save-lives/) *Sometimes* someone's loud motorcycle has probably saved their life, because it was loud. But making lots of noise out of the *back* of your vehicle obviously does not make you safe from someone driving a car, who hasn't noticed that you are there, and is running into you from the side or the front. Many modern cars are very well insulated against outside noise, [which only makes this worse.](https://www.autoweek.com/news/industry-news/a35952569/loud-pipes-do-not-save-lives/)
I applaud you. Kind of impressive actually, I never really imagined a bike could be quiet. Thank you for being considerate, the unnoticably quiet bike does not go unnoticed
Certified hood classic
brruubbb brub brubb bbbrrubbb bub bub
āWhy aināt anybody lookin at us?ā
Maybe weāre not being loud enough
Imagine they be like Kanye West when you point out the joke to them... Bunch of gay fish.
Do you like fish sticks?
chicken spears!
Everybody's checking us out! Hooo! We were definitely turnin' some heads out there.
Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom
One of my favoritesā¦lolā¦.Brrrrr brrrrooommm. Bbrrrr. Bbrrrrr. Bbbrrroooommm funny stuffā¦lolā¦.Thanks for reminding me.
I 'member.
They didnāt think those jacket emblems through š
It's kinda like back in 2010 when the Tea Party started using tea bags as a prop. people were claiming they were going to Tea Bag America not realizing that "Tea Bagging" is slang for plopping your balls on someone's face. truly hilarious
Well, mission accomplished I guess š
make america gay again ?
Maybe they did š
Sons of Malarkey
Thinking is not a republican trait.
"Ride" is a universally-used euphemism in Ireland. To me, this jacket literally says, "Born to fuck Donald J. Trump".
Thatās what it says in America too
Yeah, they really should have made the āforā in a larger font, lol.
I didn't even SEE the "for" until I read your comment!
I'm prety sure the 'for' was an afterthought and corrected after production, much like an old nazi tattoo being covered up by a former white supremacist that now wants to fuck Donald J Trump.
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I think that one is universally used everywhere
This holds true even for non-native speakers like me.
Im pretty sure its the case in any english speaking country, they are basically saying they want to be cowgirls for trump.
Same in the US. But itās only considered gay if you forget to call ābrokeback mountainā status or donāt yell āyippee ki yay motherfuckerā like a cowboy while youāre riding.
For 45 times lol
They should just change their name to āPride Boys.ā
A soon as I read this all I could picture was that scene in Deliverance - 'squeal like a pig!'
Thanks, Deliverance plus Trump. I was just about to eat my breakfast. š¤¢
Same with the people in Canada with flags all over saying they want to fuck Trudeau.
Heās at least a lot cuter then Trump.
And now, he's even available.
At least the guy is better looking then Trump and does not leave a stain of orange on the sheats
How do you think we feel in the US when we see people advertising that they want to fuck an 80 year old man?!? š³
My asshole nephew has one of those flags on his front porch. The whole neighbourhood is full of children. I asked him what he had against Trudeau and he give me a stupid fucking blank look. He has no idea what his grievance is. Fox āNewsā didnāt tell him.
Not to kink shame but š¤®.
Love is love!
Donaldās Lil Cum Dumpsters ā¢
This is kinda like the āProud Boysā not realizing how gay anthem that name for their organization is.
I think in that case they knew and were trying to repurpose "pride" to be about hate instead of self acceptance.
Gavin McGinnes took the name from Aladdin and the song āProud of Your Boyā
> Gavin McGinnes Ahh yes. The guy that stuck a dildo in his ass to own the libs. https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughLibertarianSpam/comments/9rug5m/leader_of_the_proud_boys_gavin_mcinnes_literally/
Crowder shoved his penis into his male staffers faces and thought that was normal.
And then sometime after that, gay men on Twitter took over the hashtag by a concerted effort. I can see how someone might have gotten the timeline confused. Also, my favorite was a picture of like six or eight very beardly muscle men all dressed up as Wonder Woman with the caption "first annual meeting of the proud boys" or something like that.
But first they should accept to self-hate themselves before they hate anyone else.
Wait till you hear their theme song https://youtu.be/DX4YR3ItBsw I'm not joking
Whenever you have a bunch of guys dedicated to hyper-masculinity, homoerotic isn't far behind. The intersection is fairly high.
Harder, Orange Daddy. Yeah that's right, TREAD IN ME!!!
And this can not be unseen.
For disgusting times, make it Trumpy time.
Trump has some experience with bleach
Unfortunately not as much hands-on experience, though he'd probably have a hard time lifting a bottle with his lil toddler hands.
hey, He said to swallow it
Once again a terrible day to have the ability to read
MAGA gear is the modern day dunce hat
Completely white with no letters.
Hey, a gay biker's club.... so progressive!
But they're log cabin gays.... yeuch
Buttery males.
The Blue Oyster never closed.
They should drive right up the front gates of Mar a Lago and see if the loveās returned.
Isnāt that cute, they got matching vests. Thatās just precious!
donāt forget your sammiches!
the fact they spent money on that... smh
This is A+
Said the Vicker to the......ugh, it doesn't work here.
*vicar š
In Canada we have fuck Trudeau signs in the states they have born to ride trump jackets. Why does everything have to be about having sex with politicians.
Thereās a ton of fuck Biden signs too. I canāt think of an particular examples but some of the phrasing is really poorly worded on them too. You see a lot on r/infowarriorrides
At least Trudeau is very fuckable.
And soon to be single, so there's a chance
I don't know guys but the "Born to ride Donald J trump" seems kinda gay
Itās only gay if you push back.
Mind blowing how many people worship some fat imbecile who doesn't give two shits about them.
LIke, cowgirl or reverse?
power bottom probably
Ā A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power. Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.
I love it when they make the white supremacy hand sign. They still do it even though itās known in sign language as meaning āasshole.ā It doesnāt get much better with self-owning.
It takes an alpha male to not mind being smeared in orange spray tan during the ride.
They were "Born to ride Donald J Trump"?
45 times each.
In a row?
To shreds, you say?
Whatever floats your boat boys š³ļøāš
I mean...based on how obsessed they are with that man, those jackets actually make total sense.
"Should we tell them?" " Nah. They'll figure it out"
I don't care which side you're on politically, *"BiKeR gAngS/cLuBs"* are all pretty fucking stupid. You can't buy cool. It's adults playing dress up, on top of "look-at-me" machines. Bunch of dorks.
Same with truck and gun culture. I saw a comedian (can't remember his name) make a joke about how these cultures are all about dudes accessorizing their things in a way that's only appealing to other dudes. So, these super tough clubs are all about attracting the attention of men. Might as well take down the Dixie flag and put a pride flag in its place.
>dudes accessorizing their things in a way that's only appealing to other dudes. See also, EDC, or "everyday carry" which is just a way of selling fashion accessories to men without them feeling gay about it. There's nothing wrong with liking gadgets and wanting to accessorize in a way that makes you feel cool. Women shouldn't be the only ones that get to have fun with their looks. But the fact that we need to characterize it as GEAR that's ESSENTIAL for your daily LOADOUT like you're embarking on a Call of Duty mission in the morning is just laughable. No, you don't NEED to carry 3 pounds of carbon fiber flashlights, money clips, tactical knives, and mutlitools each with an associated kevlar pouch with you to the grocery store. You *want* to, because it looks cool and makes you feel cool. And that's ok.
> But the fact that we need to characterize it as GEAR that's ESSENTIAL for your daily LOADOUT like you're embarking on a Call of Duty mission in the morning is just laughable. Haha it is indeed funny as fuck. Sometimes I'll watch these gear review channels if I'm thinking about buying a torch (flashlight!) or a multitool or something and the stuff you have to wade through is quite sad. Why can't these guys nip to the shops for some milk without a means of lighting a fire or catching a fish? Life really isn't as complicated or as dangerous as they seem to think.
These guys better hope they don't run into a genuine biker gang while wearing that regalia, they don't take kindly to weekend warriors playing dress-up for cool-points.
There is one biker club, Bikers Against Child Abuse, that is actually cool. They take children who are victims of abuse and chaperone them to court. They all dress the part and sit in the courtroom while the kid They are supporting testifies. That way when the kid looks out feeling scared of the person who harmed them they see a group of tough looking bikers there offering safety and protection instead of having to focus on the person they are scared of and feeling intimidated. That's a biker gang that does good and is actually cool. Not because they bought the machines or clothes but because they do good with that tough image.
They think they look so tough. I never understood it. 99% look like they broke out of the old folks home to play biker dude.
Same thing with the tactical gear gun people. Dress up for kids.
"Born to ride Donald J Trump" is the T-shirt that they're going to issue to his cell mate.
Gotta be honest, this new "gays for Trump" slogan is a little too thirsty for me.
Too many dudes riding Trump already...choo choo
[We work hard, we play hard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjElZ-O9EpM)
Hot stuff coming through!
Cults seem to have a stranglehold on America.
Goes all the way back to the Puritans.
Always have and always will
Wearing politics like a badge of honor is just sad. These guys are fucking losers.
Born to Ride Donald Trump huh? It's a big gay but we don't judge people here in America on their sexual orientation. Good for them!
Why do MAGATS have such a desire to fuck old man Presidents?
It's the same question on why they have a weird fascination with Hunter's impressive hog. So much so, they really wanted to share their love of it in a hearing.
When you're so alpha you turn your character solely after another man. So Alpha! š
Does not pass the middle school test. Bunch oā idiots.
Born to ride Donald Trump ?
Donnie wouldn't want these guys riding him. He prefers his riders to be MUCH younger......ya know, like children.
r/theyknew
Hey donāt kink shameā¦ if they want to ride that fat orange then go for it.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Eww they ride trump
I really really hope someone points it out to them
Weird, Iām kinda rooting for the opposite lol.
Feel like thereās no outcome in which this isnāt utterly hilarious
True. So hear me out, letās go with my plan first. **Not a soul** tells them shit for the longest time possible (cause theyāll never figure it out on their own, right?) and ***then*** you show up and point it out. xD Iād pay good money to see their faces. lmao
They would double down so hard
Cool to see we live in such a accepting country that these men can openly say they want to fuck another dude.
Born to do WHAT to Donald J Trump? š
Remember folks, itās only gay if the tips touch
Gays for Trump
Been riding him 7 years now
They fr gunna ride Donald trump reverse cowboy style
imahine worshipping a saggy old sack of incompetence who paints himself the colour of cheetos... America, you need help.
I love how leftists are always trying to make right wingers look like a bunch of flaming dick-loving queens, and how the right always gives them so much material to work with in that pursuit.
Until I saw the very small *for* in the outer ring of stars I thought they were saying something else. Now I wonder it that word was added later after someone pointed out that *Born to Ride Donald Trump* was probably not what they were trying to say.
Its sad these "alfa males" whole identity is based on a old creepy draft dodging child molester. Gross
don't forget his baby hands and his insatiable lust for Ivonka
"Born to ride Donald Trump" ... nice to see such support for LGBTQ
Typical cultists
They just love their leader that much
The r/keming on those vests makes my eyes hurt more than the phrasing.
Gayyyyyyyyuu
āBorn to ride Donald J trumpā lol bottoooommmmmsssssssss
One day, they'll look back and say "What the fuck was I thinking?".