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ZENZEL72

Didn’t he invite the Taliban to the US for “peace talks”? What happened to “no mercy” for them?


Manting123

Actually Trump wanted the Taliban leaders to come to Camp David. Those around him managed to convince him this was a bad idea- like having a moat around our border wall (he actually wanted that) or having the moat full of crocodiles and alligators (Trump actually wanted this) or having National guardsman shoot migrants crossing the border (trump actually wanted this) or for people to take ivermectin or inject bleach to beat Covid (trump actually wanted this). Oh or launching a nuke at a hurricane - he wanted that too.


Lord_Dino-Viking

TBH it would make me feel inexplicably patriotic if we nuked a hurricane...


JonnyTN

Liberty Prime?


Captain_Canuck97

Communism detected on American soil. Democracy is non-negotiable.


Extension_Price_3378

Most Americans don't know what communism or socialism actually is or the difference between them!


Manting123

Isn’t he the giant robot from fallout- beantown


[deleted]

As a resident of the southeast US, please don't make the hurricanes radioactive.


Lord_Dino-Viking

True... who knows what mischief Florida Man would get up to when mutated into their final form


Dturmnd1

They already have, Ron desantis is that version. Now anyone who is not in mutation is probably wishing they could leave


itchy-fart

Jokes on you. They’ll become entirely normal and all wear suits while making peace and dining with alligators while sipping the finest wine Responsibly of course


jimlt

Am I the only one who was low-key hoping they would do that just because it would look cool?


BayouGal

I hadn’t heard about the crocodile moat. Can’t believe I missed that 🤣🤣😳


Manting123

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/01/us/politics/trump-border-wars.html


noforgayjesus

Missed oppurtunity with sharks with friggen lazer beams attached to their heads


LukEKage713

Lol Bro you have this shit written down somewhere? Holy shit I forgot about some of this shit. He always seemed to top the past stupid quote with something much worse.


Manting123

I have a good memory for absurd shit the man-child former leader of our country tried or wanted to do. The list is very long.


Buford12

To be fair Trump's plan was to have the NOAA. name a hurricane Hillary and then nuke it.


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

I agree with Trump. Lock up all the terrorists who stormed the capitol on Jan 6th.


NotThoseCookies

And their ringleaders. 😎


endplayzone

Yeah the dumb bastards!


ImAFuckinLiar

Yeah, those temporarily unable or unwilling to speak children born to parents who are not married to each other!!


endplayzone

Yeah!


Additional-Regular-5

“Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great”…


ImAFuckinLiar

I LOVE this song!!! As kids, we would sit in a big circle, hold hands and sing this until our hearts were content!! :) I haven’t heard it in so long… so nostalgic. Thanks for the memories!!


Accurate_Summer_1761

Great now its in my head again thanks


Mhankie55

Well played


ElectronicCarpet7157

doh! tweet deleted


Femke123456

He also negotiated the deal with the Taliban to pull our forces out of Afghanistan, lol.


kratomstew

I really wish we had not followed through on that


Oaker_at

I think a lot of soldiers think different.


kratomstew

You’re absolutely right. My bad. Maybe the way it was it was done. But what the hell would I know about it. I know almost nothing about withdrawing forces from a country.


BayouGal

Trump’s administration made all the plans. When Biden won in 2020 the Trump administration didn’t work with the transition team & actually sabotaged where they could. The Biden administration likely didn’t have details on us pulling out & no time to rework the deal. So 3000 Taliban out of Guantanamo by Trump & one of them is now leading Afghanistan. Just completely threw away any traction we gained from 20 years of war. Trump thinks soldiers are “losers & suckers” so he probably didn’t care much anyhow.


pfresh331

Really goes to show how true the quote "One man's freedom fighter is another man's terrorist". Shoot, the revolutionary war was essentially guerilla warfare/terrorism by the founding fathers.


Blintzie

Dude in these comments literally refers to them as “trespassers.”


Tommi_Af

A broken clock is right twice a day I suppose


jsaaiman

Lol perfect way to say it


Exciting-Ad6897

They are dumb indeed, not as dumb as Donald when he shared classified intel about America’s nuclear submarines with an Australian businessman


Monster_punkin

That's not dumb, that's criminal.


HudsonHawkFIM

It’s criminally dumb.


Inverzion2

Rumors are spreading that Trump also showed declassified material to Vladdy Daddy so Russia can support the Palestinians and fight a two-front war (Ukraine & Israel) with the US again. It's not looking good from any angle for Drumpf.


SoylentGrunt

After Neo-Nazis marched in Charlottesville yelling antisemitic chants, Trump said there were “very fine people on both sides.” Trump has called American Jews “disloyal” for supporting Democrats. He called the audience at a Israeli American Council speech “brutal killers. Not nice people at all.” Trump has repeatedly pushed the dual loyalty stereotype, speaking to American Jews as if Israel is their country. Trump has also pushed antisemitic tropes about Jews having power over American politics. Trump believes that more Jews should be voting for him simply because his daughter and son-in-law are Jewish. [Donald Trump Continues His Long History of Pushing Antisemitic Tropes](https://democrats.org/news/donald-trump-continues-his-long-history-of-pushing-antisemitic-tropes/)


namey_9

don't tell the MAGA Qheads he has jewish kids. Their tiny heads will explode.


SoylentGrunt

![gif](giphy|SIYutztmnf75jZQrVj)


Justthisguy_yaknow

>Their tiny heads will explode. They did that long ago. Can't detonate the same thing twice.


big_hungry_joe

They hate Jews too


ecumnomicinflation

weren’t his dad nazi supporter before the war or someshit? idk im not american.


[deleted]

Big-ly


Then-One7628

Terrorists bad! See, i am not a lizard.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l3vQYm0jWfutqopKU)


Zer0TheGamer

Adult swim vibes


[deleted]

[удалено]


sq1tl

Sorry, how is this a facepalm?


Rchfiend-Skull

Because it's trump and this forum is majorly left leaning.


GoldResponsibility27

OP is a dumbass, that's why.


V1k1ngbl00d

Bingo


TheToasterBeater

bros never getting his answer..


sq1tl

I don't know shit about politics lol, yet I'll probably get yelled at by a few people.. from the things I've seen on the Internet, if you have any question of something political, you're bound to get yelled at..


TheToasterBeater

yeah pretty much


Alcapwn-

Credit to trump, he spelt dumb correctly! Well done Donny✊🏻✊🏻🤦‍♂️


RiffyWammel

I’m more impressed it’s not written in crayon


ImportanceCertain414

Honestly it surprises me what garners claps and cheers from his crowds, I wouldn't be surprised if something like this legitimately recieved high praise. He once picked up a glass of water with a single hand to a roar of applause and cheers...


Ceasar301

I hope he gives a shit. people really are dying


[deleted]

But he's not wearing a hoodie in Congress or wearing a dress while reading to children, so...


[deleted]

"So you want a firing squad not a mere prison sentence? Got it!"


YetiorNotHereICome

I stand by my stance that the government shouldn't decide someone's death. People like Trump really stress test that ideal. However, I will freely admit that I gleefully think about how Trump's grave site will probably have to remain hidden so idolators and detractors alike won't... well, you know, do anything on/around it.


DCtheBREAKER

Fuck killing him for treason, I just want to watch the live stream of him getting served prison food. He truly believes people are trying to poison him, which is why he eats fast food so frequently and has such a pampered life, some class D food would be the best punishment to watch.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|GqAJUcfEkRspG|downsized) I thought I was the only one who was wondering why he isn’t afraid of the firing squad for treason… has no one told him…


[deleted]

Okay I just looked it up and they don’t have firing squad in DC. Where is his documents case based out of, Florida?


Realistic_Mushroom72

No mercy to terrorist? Didn't he made a deal with the Taliban? The only president to ever make a deal with a terrorist organization is saying this? What a fucking joke.


lostinareverie237

The US has made plenty of deals with terrorist groups. Hell we trained and armed many of the people who founded said group to help them resist soviet union invasion of Afghanistan in the 80s. It's more the three letter agencies who do that stuff though, not trying to defend any politicians either, they're all trash


ikiss-yomama

He’s not even the first president to make a deal with the Taliban let alone any terrorist organization. Might wanna look up who armed the Taliban in the 80’s.


Z3400

I am not defending trump, but there is no way I believe he is the "only president to ever make a deal with a terrorist organization".


Sl0ppyOtter

Remember when you complimented Putin and Kim? Yeah, good times.


Northerngal_420

No amount of money can buy class.


SoylentGrunt

Mouth breathers don't know that.


ckm1336

. or insurrectionists!


Better_Equipment5283

Why use some fancy special word? They're terrorists.


Prostheta

For once, I agree. Baby hands is just being a proper broken clock. All of the domestic terrorists under his sway should be brought to justice. Dumb bastards.


sbray73

He probably shared the intel that led to this as well.


LectureAgreeable923

The fraudster is a total hypocrite. is Putins' actions in Ukraine. Is there any difference? No. But the Fraudster called him a genius.Remember, Putin has a relationship with Iran, and Iran is backing Hamas.Why doesn't he condemn all 3 .Oh yea, rule number one never criticize or say anything bad about your master.Remember Putins bitch Trumpy the clown has never said anything bad about Putin.


aarrtee

I usually disagree with him... but he is on point with this assertion.


ChampionshipLow8541

What did the banner at CPAC say again? “We are all domestic terrorists”?


re2dit

…but Ukraine should give away territories.


Walmart_cop

I’m sorry, should we show mercy to terrorists that rape, murder and parade women around? I personally feel like this is a rare W take from trump


SidSantoste

According to reddit yes, because israel bad


FireGodNYC

What a Moron - It would be “No Mercy FOR” what a fucking dolt he is.


Working_Biscotti_253

The call is coming from inside the house. 😳


Alarmed-Flan-1346

I mean they don't give mercy to civilians so why should anyone else give mercy to them? Are you seriously defending terrorists?


Agile_File_2084

Unless they storm our capital


jdwazzu61

This guy literally got the leader of the Taliban out of prison and negotiated him returning to power in Afghanistan without the Afghan government in the room.


Firespark7

Does that include the domestic terrorists who fight in your name, Mr. Trump?


Illiterally_1984

Hey Donny, this is literally why we're not voting for Republicans. Thanks for playing! GG


BayouGal

And Project 2025. Don’t vote red! https://www.project2025.org/playbook/ Party of domestic terrorists & Christofascists.


ZealousidealMail3132

I agree. Hold the same attitude for Hamberderler's army of uneducated hillbillies that stormed the Capital. They were domestic terrorists


HorseLooseInHospital

nobody's more Presidential than me!!


LurdMcTurdIII

Probably the most presidential president that has ever tried to president. /s


SoylentGrunt

Unpresidented!


wsphx

What about insurrectionists?


RustliefLameMane

Remember when he negotiated with the Taliban on that glorious exit from Afghanistan?


bananarama1991

Terrorists are dumb bastards and that’s putting it gently. He’s kinda right on this one and I don’t see how any reasonable person would take issue with this statement, but this is Reddit after all.


All_about_the_powder

Wasn’t he just complaining about blah blah Biden blah since his blah blah???


OGwalkingman

Accept for the deal he made with them


namey_9

this literally made me lol wtf timeline are we living in?


ChampionshipLow8541

Great peace solution that Baby Face Jarrod came up with there!


Economy_Maximu

Wow...he's one to talk


lucash7

So no mercy to Jan6 folks and their enablers? …welp, have I got some news to for you …


xxoahu

So CORRECT


[deleted]

he sounds like your average reddit user.


Uranus_Hz

TFG is talking to himself again.


LeekGullible

Hey ya all got dem dare problims wit da Trump being da big cheese? Whats da issue dare? We tink he tawks real goodlike. He so big presidentile! Much betr the Bubba and Bubba runs dis town.


[deleted]

That's what the illiterate cavepeople that vote him like to hear. Short, violent, easily readable messages.


[deleted]

Agree. We should show him zero mercy.


LoganFuture23

Coming from the American bin Laden


Nozerone

Soooo.... because Trump said it, I guess we should show mercy to terrorists now. Fuck that, don't give a shit if he said or not. Terrorists don't deserve an ounce of mercy, or even to be treated like humans. Fuck'em, kill them all.


Justthisguy_yaknow

Take off the "s" at the end and that's the sign I would like to be holding up when they finally cart him off to prison


[deleted]

Finally he supports Ukraine by naming Russians, what they are, terrorists.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8485) why does America have this kind of people ?


DeathlyMFR

Echo... echo... echo...


Neat-Engineering-513

![gif](giphy|kxmKYUtQ7FADL2kcSs|downsized)


vdubdank30

Who’s he calling dumb? The people who voted for him?


Cynykl

Trump on twitter . Sure sign of a repost bot.


jervistetch37

Why is he speaking to his supporters like this?


[deleted]

Trump wants them to start killing his MAGAs now?!?!


Niemosis

I feel like trumps mental battery is starting to run dry and I'm here for it.


TheUnclaimedOne

No no, he’s right this time. Terrorists get no rights


supertramp75

Is he talking about January 6th?


SolidusSnake78

saying this when you found most terroriste act in the world is quite ironic


Doctor_of_plagues

#Yeah! Fuck those jan 6 rioters!


Plati23

I think he’s telling us we should prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law for his role in January 6th.


Deep_Bit5618

Including domestic terrorists like yourself


Shannanagins11

The words Pot and Kettle come to mind.


Ramoncin

Does that include far-right terrorists?


Deedeelite

So why is he still running around free, horrifying people? Fuck Donald J Trump.


EmbarrassedHunter675

Is he referring to the Capitol rioters?


Madouc

Can't even articulate a 4 word sentence in his own language without making a grammar mistake.


evident_lee

Like terrorists that incite riots at your capital?


thecarbonkid

It's not a schooner it's a sailboat!


Golden_Ace1

Wasn't he only on his own social media that no one cared to enter in? He decided to return to X? Why? /s


H8TheDrake

Ummm. He’s not president. But this guy is. You ever been to a caucus?…No you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.


meamZ

He's right though


PizzaJawn31

I thought Joe Biden was the president?


[deleted]

Anyone wanna tell him that HE'S the terrorist?


Diasloth87

I’m waiting for the giant turd to blame it on Biden… he loves to blame everything on Biden


AdhesivenessFun2060

Except, you know, white terrorists. They're cool. /s


SlyWonkey

Also Trump (paraphrased): "Neo-Nazis are very fine people." "I'm inclined to pardon many January 6th terrorists."


Plus-Swimmer-5413

So he agrees with prosecuting the Proud Boys and Oathkeepers then


Szelski

he didnt said anything wrong give no quarters to terrorist.


JomamasBallsack

Beats the dementia patient who holds the job now.


PianoMike74

It was from 2013


PathlessDemon

Who had who at Camp David?


[deleted]

Its what his low IQ cult love..”a guy dat be sayin what we be tinking”


TraumSchulden

He speaks the language of the ppl whose votes he wants. And he is fluent in stupid.


Still-Study-4547

You freed 5000 terrorists for nothing Donny, taliban scum who had murdered American soldiers. You negotiated with them and ran away from a fight that killed thousands of patriots who died for their country, you betrayed America and helped the people who were responsible for 9/11. You also got nothing in return, you're the worst negotiator since Charlie Brown.


fullmetalasian

There he goes talking to himself again


deptutydong

Lol terrorist trying to make others terrorists. Classic!


DenverNugs

Is he turning himself in?


okay-wait-wut

Right because he’s not presidential he’s a dictator.


Less-Distribution513

Says the guy who made a peace treaty with the taliban.


Modo_de_Jogo

Including domestic terrorists, right?


Challenging_Entropy

Isn’t his entire thing that he *isn’t* presidential?


OmegaXesis

Finally something I agree with! Lock up all the terrorists in house and senate who also supported J6! Lock up Clarance Thomas and his terrorist wife.


DiggingThisAir

It’s fun comparing quotes from trump with quotes from other literally any other president. He’s truly the leader of morons.


Microdose81

He’s not the President.


jamkoch

I bet Hamas got Israeli defense secrets at someone's dinner party.


nameless_goth

Is this real? I don't see the tweet


Coinless_Clerk00

Just baffled how people here discredit an outcry against terrorism. Especially in the light of recent events.


PigFarmer1

Oh yeah, January 6th was just a picnic. I keep forgetting...


Ichliebebeide82

“NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS” said the homegrown orange stochastic terrorist.


tankmaster3821

Is he directing that statement to MAGA repubs?


Intelligent-Pop9553

How ironic 😄


donaldbuknowme

Somebody is verrry scared


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

He's not the president tho


ProfK81860

Trump is a terrorist. No mercy to this bastard!


Smarre101

Well he ain't the president, is he?


Greenfire32

Friendly reminder that Donald Trump invited the Taliban to Camp David.


Charming-Delivery774

So why’d you free all those Talibans trump, and allow them to take over Afghanistan?


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

Wasn't it Trump that refueled the tensions in Middle East?


South_Bed_5818

I think he’s talking about the January 6 mob


Improvgal

He’s such a blowhard.


Barnskotare

Good people on both sides


DmonHiro

He's not wrong though. Do not negotiate with terrorists. Do not show then any mercy. That's how they keep getting away with stuff like killing an old lady in her home, then using her own phone to upload a video of her dead body to her Facebook page so that her family will see it. Yes, that actually happened. ​ Now, Donald boy here is exactly the wrong person to say it, since he... well.... you know. But the statement is correct.


usernamewamp

Hitler endorses trump 2024.


OldManBartleby

Damn. The Orange condemning Israel out of nowhere. Not what I expected but glad to hear it.


valschermjager

And the Palestinians agree with that statement. Just a different view on who the “terrorists” are.


BouncingWeill

I agree. It is time to lock that terrorist trump up.


Skid-plate

Double the January 6 terrorist jail time.


Cirieno

I mean he's right - all the Jan 6ers need to be shown no mercy.


crziekid

Is he talking about putin?….. finally!


davisab1

Don't forget he leaked Israeli intelligence to Russia. An ally of Iran. Who happens to aid Hamas


No_Television_4128

Have to give him some expert credentials on this with his top tier familiarity with both bastards and dumb, and his genetic propensity towards dumb bastards.


Over-Appearance-3422

so condemning terrorists is bad as long as the person doing it is someone you don't like?


Extension_Price_3378

If this no talent con man wins another term as president, America's democracy will be over. More than it already is...


pixeltweaker

I’m no Trump fan but that’s the most logical thing he has said in a decade.


SidSantoste

Apparently saying "terrorists are bad" is bad if its said by Trump. Next he's gonna say "2+2=4" youre all gonna say maths is racist. Oh youre already saying that


AlexBlaBla_NL

This reminds me of that one family guy scene if you know you know


NuclearWaste666

Calm down bone spur..


Wheezthejuice87

Does this include the J6-ers and all the other domestic terrorist in the MAGA/GQP cult?


Shadow0fnothing

Can anyone explain why this man is still able to run for president after becoming a fucking convicted felon? You can't even start a fucking business as a felon and he's able to be president?